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THE WINDS OF TIME 




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LADY GORDON 


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THE WINDS OF TIME 

By lady GORDON 


“ He has built his monument with the 
winds of time at strife.” 

A. E. 


LONDON 

JOHN MURRAY, ALBEMARLE STREET. W. 



First EUHtiem 


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MILLIONS OF MILES AWAY 
FROM THE KERRY 
HE LOVED 






CONTENTS 

PART I 

HLAP. PAGE 

Foreword ....... xi 

I Early Days 3 

II Ireland in the ’Nineties — Marriage . 10 

III London—Journalism — Society . . .16 

IV Kerry — House and a Bog ... 26 

V Making a Garden 34 

VI Travels — Motor Tour in France — Sicily 

— India — ^The Durbar — A Purdah Party 
— “ Ranji ” 39 

VII Kerry Society — ^The Skelligs . . .61 

VIII Egypt — ^The Building of Ard-na-sidhe — 

Some Kerry Fairies . . . *71 

IX Politics — A Nationalist Meeting — The 
Irish Club — Viceregal Lodge — ^Lloyd 
George — ^The National Volunteers . 85 

X The War— a Trip to France ... 97 

PART II 

XI Easter Week — ^My Garden— Visitors — ^A 

School Treat . . . . *105 

XII Mrs. Daly discourses — Puck Fair — ^Kerry 

Weddings 122 

XIII A Question of Butter — Conscription — ^The 

Blockade of Kjllorglin— A Raid . 130 

XIV Dublin — ^Its Intelligentsia— Looking for a 

Flat . 138 

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XV Battle, Murder and Sudden Death— 

Christmas— A Story of the Black and 
Tans 

XVI The New Hygiene— Bridget Mary and 

Mary Bridget— The Bleeding Statue of 
Templemore 

XVII Railways — Reprisals and Raids — The 
Gentry and the Soul of Ireland — ^The 
Truce 

XVIII A Journey— Pouncs and Eggs — A Visitor — 
Elections— The Civil War — ^More Raids 

XIX Terrible Times 

XX Another Journey and some Battles 

XXI An Unwelcome Deliverance , 

XXII Collapse of the Civil War — Cooks and 

THE Free State Army .... 

XXIII De Valera— a World Tour— Ceylon — 
Hong-Kong— Japan— Vancouver Island 
—The Rockies — ^The C.P.R. 

XXrV A Sad Farewell — ^Lismore — A Meet 

XXV The Future- Patriotism— A Prayer 


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LIST OF ILLUSTRATIONS 

FACING 

PAGE 

Lady Gordon .... Frontispiece 

From a photograph by E, Macnagkton 

Sir John Power, Bart., of Kilfane ... 6 
Paved Garden at Ard-na-Sidhe , . . .112 

Ard-na-Sidhe 258 


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FOREWORD 


T O have any success with reminiscences in 
these days one must have been on terms 
of exceptional intimacy with Crowned Heads, 
statesmen and diplomats, and have been proposed 
to, or at least embraced, by most of the leading 
celebrities of the day. 

Now the only Royalty I have ever met was one 
of our yovmger and more irresponsible Princes, 
and his conversation was far from illuminating — 
indeed, all I can remember of it was the adjective 
“ bloody,” which he applied to every feature of 
the foreign country in which we bodi happened 
to find ourselves. My hand has never been sought 
in marriage by an Empire Maker, nor have I ever 
been made love to by an Ambassador ; while the 
name of the only celebrity whose embraces I still 
remember with confusion is one which I will 
never divulge. It is true I have met several authors, 
a certain number of politicians and even one or 
two poets ; but, of the immortals, the only one 
with whom I might have been able to claim ac- 
quaintemce was Swinbmme, having been taken in 
my youth, by a mutual fiiend, to his house at 
Putney. Unfortunately, we never got beyond the 
doorstep, where we were met by Mr. Watts Dunton, 
who informed us with deep regret that the dis- 
tinguished poet was not in a suitable condition to 
receive a lady. 

In the circumstances, whatever the eventual 



foreword 

fate of these memoirs may be, they are not likely 
to bring me into the limelight or to increase my 
financial stability. Nor are they written so much 
with that intent, as to place on record, for anyone 
likely to be interested, the existence of the class to 
which I unhappily belong— a class now almost 
extinct, and which, in a few more years, will have 
passed completely out of memory— namely, the 
Irish “landed gentry.” 

Whether the world, or even Ireland, will be the 
poorer or not for our disappearance is a question 
which will have to be decided by our successors 
—the Publicans and the Republicans who are 
^ggnming OUT positions and our responsibilities. I 
imagine their verdict will be that we were a half- 
baked lot and not worth preserving : a point of 
view with which I am inclined to agree, without 
being at all impressed with the superiority of their 
own qualifications. 

At any rate, it can be said of us that we went 
down with our backs to the wall, which, as a matter 
of fact, had collapsed — ^as walls do in Ireland — 
long before its owners ; holding on, in spite of 
gunmen and incendiaries, to our dilapidated houses 
and our wind-swept lands with a persistence which 
we find it often ^fficult to explain. 

Whether we cling to our country because we 
love it, or because of a natural perversity which 
makes us resent being turned out of it ; or whether 
it is that we feel life anywhere else would be too 
dull, the ftict remains that our flights from Ireland 
during its numerous upheavals throughout the 
ages have, as a rule, been of a temporary nature. 
We have always come back. 

The discriminating reader of these pages will, 
I hope, not only discover why we have done so, 
but find in them some of the elusive charm of a 



FOREWORD 


XUl 


land the inhabitants of which are kept perpetually 
on the move and are never allowed to suffer for 
long from the blighting effects of established Law 
and Order. 


Edith Gordon. 



Who art thou, starry ghost, 

That lidest in the air 
At head of all the host 
And art so burning eyed 
For all thy strengthlessness ? 

World, I am no less 

Than she whom thou hast awaited. 

She who remade a Poland out of nothingness 

And hath created 

Ireland out of a breath of pride 

In the reed bed of despair. 


Herbert Trench. 



AUTHOR’S NOTE 


I T is, I imagine, almost impossible to write a 
book of reminiscences without, however un- 
intentionally, offending somebody. If anybody, 
on reading mine, should feel aggrieved, politically 
or personally, I would ask him or her to pause for 
a moment and reflect on all the things I might have 
said — & heart-searching process which should have 
the salutary effect of changing any temporary feeling 
of annoyance into one of intense relief and pro- 
found gratitude to the author for a restraint which 
in one or two instances has not been achieved 
without effort. 

Some of the incidents described in this book have 
already appeared in the Nation and Athenmm, The 
Outlook, Country Life and The Ladies* Field, to the 
Editors of which the customary acknowledgments 
are made. 




PART I 


It is the race creates our soul 
By touches many fingered. 

It is our land that makes the song to sing 
In beauty like the forest’s murmuring, 

Herbert Trench 


W.T. 


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CHAPTER I 


EARLY DAYS 

T he Irish are a kindly and amiable race with 
an instinctive taste for bloodshed which 
breaks out as a rule two or three times in the 
course of every century. 

In one of the intervals between two rebellions, 
when the memory of the last had died down and 
before the next had had time to develop, my father, 
Richard Leeson, built himself a house in Kerry. 
It was a wholly xmnecessary proceeding on his 
part, for on coming into the Marshall estates, which 
he inherited from his maternal uncle, he found 
himself already in possession of three ruined castles 
and four derelict houses, the resiilt of seven gener- 
ations of architectural eflfort on the part of his 
ancestors which should have acted as a warning, 
and any of which he might have restored with 
more success than attended the building of Gallina- 
fercy, a house without a redeeming feature. It 
has not even a view, although within a stone’s 
throw of all the magnificent scenery of Dingle Bay, 
at the head of which it is situated. In his defence 
it must, however, be admitted that he lived in an 
age without taste and in a country devoid of 
traditional domestic architecture ; while it is at 
any rate to his credit that he did not perpetrate 
another of the numerous pretentious sham castles 
which sprang up like mushrooms all over the South 
of Ireland in the earUer part of the nineteenth 



^ THE WINDS OF TIME 

century Eud. which were the bels-ted outcome of 
the “ Gothic revival ” which Horace Walpole did 
so much to popularize in England. 

A lovely old ruin with great possibilities which 
he seems to have ignored was Killaha Castle, 
near Killamey, the ancient stronghold of the 
O’Donoghue of the Glen, which came into the 
family by marriage with a daughter of the clan. 
The Marshalls, who were descended from a Crom- 
wellian officer who came over with Sir Charles 
Wilmot’s expedition to Ireland in 1602, seem to 
have picked up local heiresses with great facility 
and, with the Markhams, who were also Crom- 
wellians and with whom they intermarried, appear 
to have acquired, after the fashion of the English 
of the day, a good deal of land in Kerry to which 
they possibly had no very valid claim. As a class 
they are held in abhorrence by Mr. de Valera, 
whose anxiety to dispossess their descendants is 
only equalled by the ruthless determination of 
Providence to exterminate them ; most Protesteint 
families in Kerry to-day being on the verge of 
extinction. 

I was too young when he died to remember my 
father, who was in no way a typical Irish landlord, 
since he neither hunted nor fished nor shot. He 
was the second of the seven sons of Robert Leeson 
and great-grandson of the ist Earl of Milltown who 
built Russborough in County Wicklow, one of the 
most perfect Georgian houses in Ireland, decorated 
by Italian workmen, and with ceilings painted by 
Angelica Kauffmann, which passed out of the 
Leeson family on the death, in 1891, of the last 
Earl — popularly known as “Blastus, the ICing’s 
Chamberlain,” the nickname bestowed on Him 
in Dublin, where he was ffimous for the bad lan- 
guage he used, and where he held an appointment 



THE POWERS 


5 

as Lord Chamberlain to the Viceroy (Blastus, I 
may mention for the benefit of those whose Biblical 
knowledge is not what it might be, being an official 
who held a similar position at the Court of King 
Herod). 

The title, which had been in abeyance for some 
years, devolved in 1930 on my brother, Markham 
Leeson-Marshall, who has so far made no effort 
to establish his claim, being of the opinion that a 
peerage without an heir or the wherewithal to live 
up to it would be more of a liability than an asset. 

My father, who was originally in the Army, 
retired when he married. My mother was the 
eldest daughter of the Venerable Ambrose Power, 
Archdeacon of Lismore and grand-daughter of Sir 
John Power, of Kilfane, who founded the Kilkenny 
Hunt in 1 797 and of whom it used to be said that 
“ not to know Sir John Power was not to know 
Ireland.” 

The elder of the two sons of John Power of 
Tiillamaine Castle in Co. Tipperary, who was 
A.D.C. to Lord Clive in India, my great-grand- 
father, who was made a baronet in 1836, was not 
only a great sportsman and a wonderful host, but, 
what is more unusual in hunting circles, a well- 
read and highly cultivated man ; while his brother 
Richard, who had a house in Dublin but who spent 
a great deal of his time at Kilfane, was a marvellous 
amateur actor who, after taking a leading part in 
innumerable theatrical performances at Kilfane 
and elsewhere, eventually founded the Private 
Theatre of Edlkenny, which from 1802 to 1819 
brought not only considerable fame to the per- 
formers but fortune to the charitable institutions 
of the town, to which the proceeds were devoted. 

The popularity of Richard Power, who died of 
consumption in 1824, is eloquently expressed in 



6 THE WINDS OF TIME 

the Introduction to the Book of the Kilkenny 
Theatre, where, in the florid language of the day, 
he is described as possessing “ the accomplishments 
of a mind embellished by the cultivation of the 
fine arts directed by a correct taste and imparting 
to his conversation that grace without effort and 
interest without display for which he was dis- 
tinguished.” 

“ His principles [we read] were pure, his sense of honour 
high, his affections generous and kind ... he was a fond 
relation : in his closer intimacies the steadiest and most 
devoted friend, in his general intercourse frank, cordial and 
conciliatory. It was truly said of him that he never made 
an enemy or lost a friend and in a country distracted by 
dvil war and religious discord a man could not be found 
of any sect or party who felt unkindly towards him.” 

In spite of Sir John having left six sons and 
several grandsons the Power baronetcy appears at 
the moment to be without an established heir, while 
Kilfane, once the centre of gaiety and unbounded 
hospitality, is now the home of a solitary spinster 
who admits, not without protest, an occasional 
visitor from the outer world. 

My mother was considered extremely beautiful, 
but I never knew anybody who got less value for 
her beauty. I doubt if she was even aware of it. 
It certainly did not interest her. As a matter of 
fact, I do not think she was interested in anything, 
with the possible exception of the next world, and 
even on that her views were distinctly vague. She 
inherited none of the Power characteristics or 
accomplishments. Unlike her father the Arch- 
deacon, who, in spite of having only one arm, was 
a hard rider to hounds, she was never on a horse 
in her life and possessed none of the genial accessi- 
bility which endeared him so much to the in- 
habitants of Lismore that, when he died and it 




SIR JOHN POWER, Bart. 

OF KILFANE 


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PURITANICAL EVANGELICISM 7 

was proposed to erect a memorial to him in the 
Cathedral, the Roman Catholics of the town 
begged for one to which they could all subscribe, 
a fountain somewhat in the lamentable style of 
the Albert Memorial being ultimately erected. I 
have been told of my grandfather that he never 
drove past a dance on Sundays at the cross-roads 
without alighting from his" gig and taking a turn 
with one of the country girls. My mother not 
only never danced but thought it and such 
pastimes as acting and card-playing sinful. 

In the ’sixties and ’seventies of the nineteenth 
century life must have been inexpressibly dreary 
for a young couple with no country pursuits, few 
neighbours and their nearest town, Tralee, thirteen 
miles away over a desolate moimtain road. Except 
for a year in Italy I don’t think they ever left 
home, and apart from an occasional visit from my 
uncles and aunts they do not appear to have seen 
anybody from the outer world. Their nearest 
neighbours. Sir John and Lady Godfrey, were, 
like themselves, a young couple with a growing 
family, but though, as children, we were all in- 
separable and eventually married each other to a 
somewhat confusing extent, neither my mother nor 
Lady Godfrey ever became sufficiently familiar to 
call each other by their Christian names.. 

In the remoteness in which they dwelt religion 
seems to have been their chief support, the puri- 
tanical Evangelicism which was then rampant in 
Ireland, and which expressed itself in devastating 
tracts and Sankey and Moody hymns, providing 
them with moral and religious comfort ; while, 
judging from the irmumerable volumes they left 
behind them, they must have devoured sermons 
with the same avidity with which the present 
generation devours detective fiction. Brought up 



8 THE WINDS OF TIME 

on the Hell and Everlasting Punishment theory, 
from the time I could speak I never went to bed 
without repeating 

“ I lay my body down to sleep, 

I give my soul to God to keep ; 

If I should die before I wake 
I pray the Lord my soul to take ; ” 

while in my dreams I could smell the sulphur and 
brimstone, which, I was led to suppose, would 
otherwise await me in the — somewhat unlikely — 
event of my premature decease. 

My parents do not appear to have been especially 
interested in their children. My brother and 
eldest sister Mary ran more or less wild in the 
former’s holidays. They were many years older 
than me and the subject of extreme envy on my 
part. My next sister, Grace, was delicate and, 
though I was extremely robust, whenever she got 
ill I was subjected to the treatment prescribed for 
her. On one occasion, when she had earache, my 
ears were stuffed with cotton-wool and I was only 
allowed out with a red-flannel bandage tied round 
my head. She was thin and pale and I was fat 
and pink, but when she was ordered cod-liver oil 
I was made to share the dose ; and when my father 
died and we were leaving home for good, the 
carriage being at the door to take us to the train, 
a half-finished bottle of this loathsome liquid being 
discovered in the nursery cupboard, it was poured 
down my throat in order that it should not be 
“ wasted.” I can remember to this day the taste 
of it and the extreme satisfaction it gave me when 
I was subsequently sick all over the carriage and 
everybody in it. 

For several years after my father’s death we 
lived abroad, in France, Brussels and Germany, 
undergoing the painful but inevitable process of 



SCHOOLDAYS 


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education. I loathed my schooldays and can 
never look at a schoolgirl to this day without a 
feeling of repulsion. Life in Germany was made 
even more unpleasant than it need have been, 
owing to my being made to play the piano, an 
instrument I have always detested and for which 
I had no talent and so httle ear for music that it 
is with the greatest difficulty I can recognize the 
most hackneyed tunes. Yet because it was then 
considered a necessary item in every girl’s education 
I was made to practise for five and six hours every 
day, with the sole result that on my eighteenth 
birthday I closed the piano with a bang for ever. 

During our absence abroad Ireland went through, 
in the ’eighties, another of her periodic upheavals 
in the cause of “ freedom,” which had for its 
immediate object the non-payment of rent and 
the extermination of landlordism. The “ Plan 
of Campaign ” was carried out with exceptional 
virulence in Kerry, where “ moonlighting ” and 
“ boycotting ” made life impossible for anybody 
who defied the decrees of the Land League. In 
justification of the brutal murders and outrages 
committed it must be admitted that they were 
often the result of callous evictions and that eventu- 
ally they wrested from England a much-needed 
reform in the Land Laws and led to the series of 
Acts, from Lord Ashbourne’s to that of George 
Wyndham, by which the people of Ireland were 
to become owners of the soil for which they had 
fought so often and so desperately. 



CHAPTER II 

IRELAND IN THE ’NINETIES — ^MARRIAGE 

T he Ireland I returned to had settled do^^ 
once more. A few people in the ’nineties 
still had “police protection.” The Morrogh 
Bernards with whom I stayed near Killarney had 
four enormous members of the R.I.C. (Royal Irish 
Constabulary) Hving on the premises, two of whom 
invariably accompanied us on bicycles whenever 
we went out, a proceeding which thrilled me to 
the marrow and which made us a subject of intense 
interest to the American tourists we met on the 
road. But this was an exceptional instance, due 
to nervousness on the part of Mr. Bernard, who 
had taken seriously a threatening letter from a 
disgruntled tenant. 

Everywhere in the South rents were being paid 
and landowners were flocking back in approved 
fashion to thdr homes. Mr. Parnell had emerged 
triumphantly out of the Pigott conspiracy. Under 
the Ashbourne Act land purchase was progressing 
satisfactorily and even The Times was admitting 
that prospects in Ireland were cheerful. Once 
more it looked as if the age-long quarrel with 
England had come to an end ; and if the settle- 
ment of the land question had meant the settlement 
of Ireland, undoubtedly the peace we were then 
enjoying would have been more lasting than it 
eventually proved. Unfortimately, however, the 
Irish question goes somewhat deeper and has for 

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its underlying motive nothing less than complete 
separation from England — a fact not even dimly 
apprehended by our legislators at that time, and 
the full significance of which is only being grasped 
to-day. 

Politics, however, were the last thing to occupy 
my mind just then. As a matter of fact, I don’t 
suppose I had a mind — the young very seldom had 
in those days. 

My old home was shut up. My brother, who 
had had a hectic time with the Land League, was 
living in London. He had been called to the Bar 
and had married Mabel Godfrey, who died a 
couple of years later when their little girl May was 
only a few months old. My mother, who had 
always disliked Kerry, was living with my sisters 
in England, but to me at that time, and, indeed, 
to the present day, Ireland was the only coimtry 
in the world, and for the next few years I spent 
most of my time there, paying visits, dancing, flirting 
and generally enjoying life. 

For a young woman of those days I was extremely 
emancipated and went about a lot by myself — 
an unheard-of thing at that time in England, when 
girls were not supposed to cross the street by them- 
selves or to pay a country-house visit without their 
parents. But I think people were more sensible 
in Ireland. Anyway, as my mother, being more 
or less of an invalid, never went anywhere, I had 
no one to go about with and travelled round Ireland 
from one house to another in the most independent 
fashion. My happiest memories are of Dromana, 
the beautiful home of my Uncle Henry and Aunt 
Mary Villiers Stuart, who had an enormous family, 
the youngest members of which were kept strictly 
in the backgroimd. My uncle, who was an auto- 
cratic and strangely remote creature, did not 



j2 THE WINDS OF TIME 

apparently even know them by sight, as it is related 
of him that he once met them on the road and, 
being struck by their beauty, asked the nurse 
whose children they were, being greatly astonished 
on hearing they were his own. My aunt was a 
woman of exceptional charm and was adored by 
everybody. She was a perfect wife, a delightful 
mother and a popular hostess. Nothing ever 
upset her equanimity, not even being expected by 
my uncle to start at twenty-four hours’ notice for 
the uttermost ends of the earth, in a day when 
travelling required distinctly more preparation 
than at present. 

Romantically situated on a rock overhanging 
the Blackwater, Dromana was originally a Desmond 
Castle, the birthplace, and home in her youth, 
of the famous Countess of that name, of whom it 
is related that, at the age of no, accompanied by 
her comparatively youthful daughter of ninety, 
she crossed from Youghal to Bristol, driving from 
there to London in a donkey-cart to petition 
Queen Elizabeth on the subject of her jointure, 
confiscated when her husband had been attainted. 
Although the family records are silent on the sub- 
ject, one cannot help hoping that her enterprise 
was rewarded in other ways than in the bestowing 
on her, by the Queen, of a cast-off garment, the 
“ slobbered forefront ” of which deeply offended 
the old Countess, who eventually lived to the age 
of a hundred-and-forty and is said to have died 
from a fall from one of the cherry-trees which Sir 
Walter Raleigh had planted in Munster. 

With five hundred years of family history lived 
within its walls, and a more than ordinary share 
of ghosts, a touch of the gruesome was added to 
Dromana by a room full of mummies in glass 
cases, which my uncle had brought back with him 



THE GRAND PEOPLE 


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from Egypt and which his family always regarded 
with superstitious horror — ^and to which people 
were inclined to attribute his own tragic end by 
drowning, the result of a fall as he was landing 
from his yacht on a dark night, just imder the house. 

His eldest son, Harry, died not long afterwards, 
at the age of forty, and though the mummies have 
long been relegated to a Dublin museum their 
curse still seems to hang over Dromana, on which 
Fortune smiles unwillingly to-day. 

Another stately pile overhanging the Blackwater, 
where I put in much time in my youth, was Lismore 
Castle, where another of my uncles, who was agent 
to the Duke of Devonshire, lived for some years. 
The Duke himself never came to Ireland after the 
murder of Lord Frederick Cavendish, and the 
agency, which was one of the most-sought-after in 
Ireland, included the marvellous fishing and shoot- 
ing of what was in those days a vast estate. After 
the death of the old Duke, his successor (better 
known as Lord Hartington) used to come over 
every year with his celebrated Duchess. They 
lived in great state, entertaining royalty and their 
cotmtry neighbours with the same indiscriminate 
magnificence. 

“ Ah, them were the grand people,” as an old 
retainer not long ago regretfiilly remarked, refer- 
ring to the days “ when Dukes were Dukes and 
Duchesses no throuble to anybody, betting and 
racing all day and gambling all night with the 
gold piled up on the table beside them.” 

A few miles farther up the river was Glencaim 
Abbey, now, alas, like so many Irish country 
houses, a Cistercian nunnery, but then the home 
of another uncle and aunt, the Willie Powers, 
with whom I used to stay and from where I was 
married in 1897 to Home Gordon, the only son 



THE WINDS OF TIME 

of Sir Seton Gordon of Erabo, a Scottish baronet 
whose ancestors had, however, forsaken Scotland 
many years before and made their home in 
Brighton. Home’s father and mother had separ- 
ated when he was four years old and he had been 
brought up by his grandmother, Ellen Lady 
Gordon, who had also separated from her husband 
after two years of matrimony. In the circum- 
stances it was perhaps inevitable that Home and 
I should eventually follow the family tradition, but 
at the moment nothing was farther from our 
thoughts. The fact that we had nothing whatever 
but prospects to marry on in no way depressed 
us. Home had no profession and no conspicuous 
talents beyond a certain facility with his pen. He 
was, however, firmly convinced of his destiny as 
a writer of epoch-making novels. For a brief — 
very brief— period I shared this optimistic delusion ; 
but when, after some months of strenuous effort 
in the literary and journalistic world, he had only 
succeeded in obtaining the editorship of the Banjo 
World at three guineas a month, my confidence 
began to wane and I suggested his turning his 
attention to the City, where he eventually obtained 
a small secretaryship which annoyed his grand- 
mother so much that she all but cut him out of 
her will (which was the chief asset in his prospects). 
Having described him as “ a horrid little City 
clerk,” she accused him of dragging into the dust 
the illtistrious House of Gordon, no member of 
which had ever degraded himself by earning his 
living. Except for this one Victorian prejudice 
on the subject of what constituted a “ gentleman,” 
she was a really vety up-to-date old lady, who 
lived to the age of ninety but not long enough to 
see the complete collapse of the traditions in which 
she had been brought up. I often wonder what 



MARRIAGE 


15 

she would have thought of our modem shopkeeping 
aristocracy and of the commercial travellers of 
illustrious lineage who call upon us to-day with 
samples of vacuum-cleaners and sparking-plugs. 

In due course she resigned herself to the social 
degradation involved by having a grandson in the 
City, and Home and I were married and eventually 
set up in London on an extremely problematical 
;^500 a year, the best part of which went on a 
flat in Artillery Mansions. 



CHAPTER III 


LONDON— JOURNALISM — ^SOCIETY 

I FOUND life in London at first very disappoint- 
ing. We knew nobody and, being very hard 
up, went nowhere. The winter of 1897 was one 
of more or less continuous yellow fog which de- 
pressed and suffocated me. I loathed Artillery 
Mansions and the neighbourhood of Victoria Street 
during the two years I inhabited that colourless 
region. At the end of that time we moved to 
Ovington Square, where we had discovered a small 
house at a remarkably low rent. It looked out on 
trees and there was room to turn round in it. My 
spirits rose and I began to write. 

When I look aroimd to-day at the desperate 
effort of so many of the rising generation to force 
an entry into the fields of literature and journalism, 
I marvel at the ease with which I embarked on a 
career which, if not distinguished, was at any rate 
fairly lucrative, and which for some years kept me 
not only in pin money but interested and occupied. 

^ Like everything else in life chance was respon- 
sible for this turn in the tide of my affairs. I 
had written a letter to the Outlook, a sixpenny 
papCT of some repute, describing our adventures 
during a journey in Italy. To my surprise, the 
editor, Mr. Percy Hurd, not only printed it, but, 
on sending me a cheque for it, wrote me a personal 
letter asking if I would like to contribute a weekly 
article dealing with social subjects likely to be of 



EARLY JOURNALISTIC WORK 1 7 

interest to women, for which he would be prepared 
to pay me 25L per column. I was totally without 
experience and had never even attended a school 
of journalism, considered so necessary to-day, but 
of course I accepted the offer with enthusiasm and 
remained for some years on the staflf— until, in 
fact, I had come to the end of all the topics and 
all the ideas of which my exhausted brain was 
capable. In the meantime the Ladies’ Field had 
written to ask me to contribute a somewhat similar 
series of weekly articles for them, for which I 
received three guineas a week. One day Lady 
Colin Campbell, who was then editing the paper, 
sent for me to the office. I went in fear and 
trembling, thinking I was in for trouble of some 
kind, instead of which she made various flattering 
remarks about my writing and said that Mr. 
Edward Hudson, one of the proprietors of the 
paper, had asked her to arrange for me to meet 
him there. I was thrilled at making the acquaint- 
ance of Lady Colin, who was still very beautiful 
and attractive although crippled with rheumatism 
and her hands completely deformed. Mr. Hudson, 
who came in later, was also extraordinarily kind 
about my articles and asked us to stay the following 
week-end at Lindisfame, his lovely castle on Holy 
Island in Northumberland, which had just been 
restored by Mr. Lutyens (now Sir Edwin), who 
was one of the party and who kept us all amused 
from morning till night. 

Mr. Hudson was a most hospitable host not 
only at Lindisfame, but in his equally delightful 
house in Qjieen Anne’s Gate, where we frequently 
dined and where we met several stars of the 
literary and journalistic firmament, including Sir 
George Riddell (now Lord Riddell), who later 
insisted on my collaborating with him on a novel 



1 8 THE wnros of time 

which he wanted to write. That it was not a 
success when completed was no_ doubt largely 
due to my failure to give expression to ideas or 
impart life to characters I was not in sympathy 
with. Only too conscious of its shortcomings, we 
never had the nerve to offer it to a publisher, 
but buried it as a serial in one of the provincial 
papers which Sir George owned and in which my 
weekly articles were being reprinted at the time. 

Although the collaboration did not prove a 
success, I got a great deal of entertainment out of 
the effort. Sir George Riddell being the most 
amnsirig and wittiest of companions. His attitude 
to life was one of amused cynicism ; he had no 
illusions and took nothing seriously. When I 
attacked the News of the World, which he owns and 
which I considered, and always shall consider, one 
of the most deplorable influences in journalism, 
unmoved by my vehemence he would draw a vivid 
picture of the drab existence of the British working 
man, living and toiling in colourless hardship, 
sitting down on Sunday morning with his pipe 
and his paper to the one thrill of his life : the 
pleasant exhilaration derived from sensational ac- 
counts of immorality in the upper classes and of 
crime in his own. It was impossible to argue or 
to disagree with Sir George — one could only laugh. 

Most of my writing appeared under a pseudonym, 
but in 1908 I published imder my own name a 
collection of essays, which was received with 
astonishment by certain of my friends and ac- 
quaintances. “How clever of you to be able to 
wnte ! ” they exclaimed, in terms of surprise 
mingled with awe. In vain I protested I wasn’t at 
all profound. They persisted in regarding me as 
Kjmething abnormal and wanted to know all 
about my symptoms. “ It must be so lovely,” 



LITERARY WOMEN 1 9 

they said, “ to feel the thoughts rushing out of 
you.” 

As I was anxious to retain their admiration, 
which was as welcome as it was imusual, I took 
care not to disillusion them by telling them that, 
far from being spontaneous, my writing was a 
matter of intense and depressing effort. Instead, 
I endeavoured to look as inspired as possible, while 
remaining more or less inarticulate. By this atti- 
tude (which I copied from the few distinguished 
authoresses I had met) I enhanced my reputation 
for “ cleverness ” and incidentally increased the 
sale of my book. For, of course, the less you utter 
in public, the more curious people will be to find 
out what you say in print. To this fact, even 
more than to the paucity of their ideas, must the 
silence of all great writers be attributed. Certainly 
no authoress who has gone into a fifth edition ever 
thinks of sparkling in society. She knows that 
all she need do is to look mysterious. The more 
successful she is in this respect, the more “ interest- 
ing ” she will be considered ; that is to say, outside 
literary circles. The latter she naturally avoids. 
No literary woman ever wants to meet another 
of her own profession. They know too much 
about each other. This fact, however, is studiously 
ignored by their friends, whose chief object in life 
seems to be to bring all the “ clever ” people they 
know together. “ You must meet Mrs. B.,” they 
say, “ you both write, so you are sure to get on.” 
You begin to expostulate, but it is not the slightest 
use, for the next moment you find yourself intro- 
duced to Mrs. B., who, on being told of your 
literary proclivities, glares at you and says “ Oh ! ” 
in surprised tones. It is obvious that she has never 
heard of you, and the probability is that you have 
also never heard of her. However, you sit down 



20 THE WINDS OF TIME 

side by side and wonder why on earth you should 
be supposed to get on together. It is true you 
both write, but far from that misfortune being the 
means of attracting you to each other, the only 
effect it has is of making you mutually suspicious. 
The fact of neither having read the other compli- 
cates the situation, so, after a few tentative remarks 
in which each tries to find out the other’s " line,” 
you fall back upon your respective publishers as 
a topic of discussion. 

It is at this point that you really begin to get 
interested in each other. For, if there is one thing 
that every woman who writes wants to find out, 
it is — ^how much every other woman who writes 
makes by her pen. In the circumstances it is 
almost needless to remark that neither thinks of 
speaking the truth ; for her publishers’ terms is the 
one subject on which the imagination of the author- 
ess may be trusted to display itself. If she would 
weave half as much romance into her books as she 
weaves into the question of the royalties she receives 
or the editions she goes into, she might become 
reaUy rich. As it is, after a few efforts, in which 
each tries to find out how much the other makes 
and neither succeeds in obtaining the slightest 
clue, the conversation flags, and you finally take 
leave of each other, wondering more than ever 
why your hostess should have been so anxious to 
bring you together. 

In addition to being a director of Newnes’ Mr. 
Hudson was the chief proprietor of Counivy Lije^ 
in which he took a keen personal interest. I often 
went with him in his car on expeditions to look 
at houses and gardens, reproductions of which 
wore to appear in that delightful weekly. On one 
occanon he took me to lunch at Gravetye with 
Mr. William Robinson and I think it was the result 



MANURE OR LOVE 


21 


of this visit, and of another to Miss Jekyll’s at 
Munstead, which first fired me with the desire to 
be a gardener. 

Mr. Robinson, who comes from the North of 
Ireland, is paralysed and was wheeled about in 
a Bath-chair. I was so afraid he might expect 
some intelligent remarks from me as we went 
round the place that I opened conversation by 
announcing I knew nothing whatever about garden- 
ing, to which he replied mournfully, “ Nobody 
does.” Later, when I stopped, transfeed by a 
gigantic dahlia, and asked him how he managed 
to get it to grow to such a size, he told me an 
amusing story of an affected lady he once met, in 
whose garden everything grew abnormally large. 
When he asked her how she managed it, she replied 
with a simper, “ Love— just love,’ whereupon her 
old Scotch gardener, who was accompanying 
them, remarked testily, “ Nonsense, ma’am, you 
know it’s manure.” 

If I owe whatever gardening knowledge I possess 
to-day to Mr. Hudson, my mental development — 
such as it is — ^was entirely due to Dr. Emil Reich. 
A Hungarian by birth, a Doctor of Law and Pro- 
fessor of History, who had spent most of his life 
m France, he was lecturing, when I came across 
him, at the Imperial Institute on Greek art. His 
English was as perfect as his French and he had 
the most beautiful voice and delivery. Without 
notes of any kind he could pour forth for hours 
on almost any subject imder the sim, carrying his 
audience away on a flood of oratory hitherto 
unknown in the lecture rooms of the London Uni- 
versity. Later he became a fashionable craze, 
with Qaridge’s the scene of a series of lectures on 
“ Plato and Platonism,” to which society women, 
always in search of a new sensation, flocked for a 



22 THE WINDS OF TIME 

time. The craze, however, did not last long — 
London crazes seldom do. Some prophet from 
die East, with a new philosophy or a new religion, 
took his place. Platonism, which I think most 
of the audience fondly imagined had something 
to do with love, was out of date, anyway. The 
Hindu with the unpronounceable name looked 
so romantic— his “ message ” was so “ intriguing.” 
As the Queen’s Hall began to fill, Claridge’s began 
to empty. Emil Reich was already a sick man. 
His books, like his lectures, no longer met with 
the success they deserved. He became embittered, 
and slashed with his pen and his tongue against 
the excessive Imperialism to which he attributed 
the intellectual barrenness of English men and 
women. On every possible occasion he thundered 
forth on the coming war with Germany, even going 
so far as giving 1912 as the date when it would 
start, which was only two years out. He foretold 
that it would be a long and a desperate struggle, 
that England would emerge from it victorious for 
a time,, but that later she would collapse ; that 
one by one she would lose her colonies and eventu- 
ally degenerate into a second-rate island kingdom. 

Nobody listened. 

Nothing, as a matter of fact, was further from 
people’s minds in the early days of the new century 
than war. Everything seemed eternally stable 
and permanent, society rotating round its amuse- 
ments, which seemed as fixed as the rotation of the 
planets round the sun. London was gay in the 
ponderous Victorian way which still lingered on 
during the first few years of King Edward’s reign. 
Our finances had improved. The Bmjo World had 
been succeeded by journalism of a more universal 
and more lucrative nature. The City had pro- 
vided a couple of directorships. We had got to 



“ UP’iLL WORK ” 


23 

know a number of people and were asked to colossal 
lunches and gargantuan dinners of nine or ten 
courses. I often foimd myself wondering on what 
principle the guests had been invited to meet each 
other, as one seldom sat next anyone of particular 
iaterest. One night, at a party of thirty-six, I 
discovered that the name of everyone at the table 
began with a G or an H. We were being worked 
off alphabetically ! 

On another occasion I said to the daughter of 
the house, who was rather a friend of mine, that 
I could not understand why her mother, who was 
a notorious “ climber,” bothered to ask people 
like us who did not entertain and did not possess 
menservants. “ She thinks you will have them 
some day,” she replied, “ she is entertaining you 
for the future.” 

There was one house in Belgrave Square to 
which we were often invited, where the host let 
himself go on occasions regardless of his painfully 
acquired letter “ h.” One night, having asked 
me the name of one of his own guests, and replying, 

when I told him, that she was “ d d ugly,” he 

leant back in his chair and said with a sigh, 
“ Society is up’ill work, my dear, up’ill work.” 

Personally I derived a good deal of amusement 
from these entertainments. I have always liked 
good food and good wine and thoroughly appre- 
ciated the hospitality of the rich, who in those 
days vied with each other in sumptuous enter- 
taining : but the life of a parasite was not one I 
could continue to lead indefinitely. It was empty 
and aimless. I was restless, and none of the 
“ causes ” or movements in which other women 
seemed to find a certain feverish distraction afforded 
me any abiding satisfaction. Woman Suffrage 
and Christian Science both left me cold. I never 



THE WINDS OF TIME 


24 

wanted anything so obvious as a vote and my 
faith was never of the kind that could remove 
moimtains or cure measles. Theosophy held me 
for a brief while— until I was invited to meet the 
new Messiah discovered in India by Mrs. Besant 
and introduced to London by Lady Emily Lutyens. 
He was a beautiful Hindu boy about twelve years 
old. He wore an Eton collar and was being taken, 
I discovered, to Olympia by the Lutyens boys to 
learn roller-skating, which seemed to me a strangely 
inappropriate anti-climax to the innumerable and 
varied incarnations through which he had been 
traced in the course of the ages. 

Fading out of theosophical circles, I drifted on 
and off committees and in and out of various futile 
attempts at social reform. Mr. Brisco, Lucy 
Lady Egmont’s second husband, whose whole life 
was devoted to good works, persuaded me at 
dinner one night to adopt a Church Army family. 
It was a disastrous experience in which the 
“ Army ” and I were equally imposed upon, and 
which put me off all such experiments for ever. 
As a matter of fact, I am afraid I was not bom 
with the necessary enthusiasm for reforming people. 
I cannot even make up my mind whether amateur 
social reform is much use ; sometimes I am in- 
clined to think it might possibly be better to leave 
t h i n gs alone, since much of what is called “ re- 
form ” only appears to aggravate the misery it is 
intended to relieve. As things are, it seems to me 
that unless you can pull a weed up by its roots it 
is hardly worth while attacking it at all. To snip 
its head off is merely to encourage and promote 
the growth which you are foolishly endeavouring 
to check. And nearly all the social reformers I 
knew at that time did nothing but snip. 

Disappointed and disillusioned, I had got to 



“ BESS ” STOKES 25 

the stage which sooner or later we all reach, when 
one pauses to take stock of oneself and to ask wildly 
of Heaven what one is to do with one’s life, I felt 
I must get away from everybody and everything 
if I were not to become like the lady in the Divorce 
Court who, on being reprimanded by the judge 
for the frequency with which she committed 
adultery, flippantly remarked : “ Well, what else 
can you do between tea and dinner ? ” 

Fortunately for my morals, before I was driven 
to such desperate extremes a way out of my diffi- 
culties presented itself. I came in for a small sum 
of money with which I acqmred a tiny property 
in Kerry, which had at one time belonged to an 
ancestor. Judge Day, who had given it as a wedding 
present to his niece, “ Bess ” Stokes, whose ghost 
was still to be seen — an old lady in grey — standing 
at the gate near the ruined cottage she had built 
and in which she was said to have “ taken the 
floor ” herself at a party she had given to celebrate 
her hundredth birthday. 

And I started building, being the ninth member 
of my demented family to do so in Kerry, 



CHAPTER IV 


KERRY— A HOUSE AND A BOG 

T he site I chose for my house was perfect. On 
a height above Garagh Lake, it was sur- 
rounded by mountains varying in colour from 
deepest purple to distant misty blue. Tall fir-trees 
led down to the water’s edge, where a little bay of 
my own was formed by a long and narrow wooded 
island of strange, mysterious charm, where herons 
nested and bred. Behind the house, the twin peaks 
of Carrantuohill, the highest moimtain in Ireland, 
rose above the vast gorse and heather-clad bog, 
and away to the right the sea ghnted faintly at the 
foot of die Sheve Mish range. 

To convey any impression of the wild romantic 
beauty of the landscape in words is as impossible 
as to portray it on canvas. No picture I have seen 
has ever done it justice and, personally, I am 
utterly incapable of describing it on paper. For 
one thing, it was always changing. Seen in the 
mist of an autumn morning, with lake and moun- 
tains merged in the pearly haze, it was like a scene 
in Fairyland. Later, when the mist had rolled 
away, the mountains would slowly take on shape 
and colour as the clouds flung shadows in the 
hollows of their sloping heights, while the Lake, 
reflecting the biiiHant blue of the sky, lay smiling 
at their feet. A wind would suddenly get up — “ a 
fairy blast” as it is called in Kerry-^and the 
Lake, breaking into white-crested waves, would 



KERRY 


27 

dance madly up and down, while the mountains 
frowned threateningly against the darkening sky. 
Later — all still again, the purple stems of the fir- 
trees reflecting the light of the setting sun, the 
opalescent water breaking gently against the rocks 
at the end of the island, where I used to sit trans- 
fixed until the moon rose and the final change to 
the silver radiance of the night drove me indoors. 
In rain and wind it was another different world, 
which changed, however, quite as often as on days 
of golden glamour, the Lake glooming in a thoiosand 
shades of grey and lead, the mountains withdraw- 
ing behind impenetrable mist or glowering, black 
and forbidding, behind the storm-clouds ^ving 
furiously up from the Atlantic. 

Only once have I seen the fury of a Kerry gale 
surpassed, and that was by a Mediterranean one 
in North Africa, which appeared to hurl the ships 
in the harbour into the air, and which actually 
blew the glass out of our bedroom windows, an 
experience which impressed itself chiefly on my 
mind by the fact of our being charged for the 
damage in our bill by a rapacious hotelkeeper, who, 
I need hardly say, was French ! 

Terrifying as a Kerry gale can be, I never found 
it melancholy or half so depressing as a wet day 
in London. For there is an elemental grandeur 
about an Atiantic storm, not only music in the 
sound of wind and rain and running water, but 
something more : an inherent sense of fitness, as if 
to be tossed by the wind and drenched by the rain 
were necessary to bring the soul within reach of the 
stars — a sense of healthfulness to mind and body 
which the inhabitants of Kerry feel, which makes 
them suspicious of drought and a prolonged course 
of sunshine. The winter I started my building 
was a phenomenal one. For months hardly a drop 



THE WINDS OF TIME 


28 

of rain had fallen, the temperature being almost as 
high as that in an average summer. An unusual 
number of people had died. Commenting on it to 
one of the men engaged in clearing the ground for 
the foundations, “ Faith,” he replied, “ thereVe 
been a fright of deaths of late, it could be that the 
weather came too fine.” 

To build a house at any time is for a woman 
more or less of an vmdertaking, and building, like 
fighting a battle miles from your base, adds con- 
siderably to the difficulties of the situation. My 
house, for reasons of economy and because I was 
in too great a hurry for bricks and mortar, was made 
of wood, which was to come over from England in 
sections duly numbered and labelled. Unfor- 
tunately, it suffered at the first start off from the 
disadvantage of having got lost in the post on its 
way over. Three workmen and a small boy, also 
imported from England, sat patiently on the site 
for a week, cheered by the spasmodic arrival of 
occasional consignments of doors and window- 
frames. In due course, however, the framework 
turned up, and having seen operations commence 
I returned to London, with implicit confidence in 
human nature in general and the building trade 
in particular. No sooner was I established in 
London, however, than my presence in Ireland 
seemed imperative, and whenever I was in Ireland 
I was invariably required in London. No matter 
how often I crossed the Channel I never seemed to 
be in the right place. However quickly I came, I 
was invariably just too late to effect some vital 
alteration which would have enhanced the beauty 
of the structure and materially added to my 
happiness on earth. 

With regard to the workmen, I am sure no more 
industrious or well-meaning individuals exist, but 



DRAINS AND WATERWORKS 29 

I never saw people more lacking in imagination or 
with a more irritating determination to adhere 
rigidly to the “ plans,” regardless of consequences. 
En passant, I may as well remark that, having 
designed all the important parts of the house myself, 
such as the drawing-room and the verandah, the 
bay-windows and my own bedroom, I had left 
such uninteresting details as the chimneys and stairs 
to the contractor. Unlike the generality of women, 
I had taken, I flatter myself, an intelligent interest 
in the drains and waterworks, and by my insistence 
on a hot-water supply at the top of the house had 
created nothing short of a panic among the local 
plumbers, whose only idea on the subject had 
hitherto been limited to the mysterious working of 
a “ geyser.” It was only on one of my many 
returns to London that I discovered that the hot- 
water supply installed with such a flourish of 
trumpets would not have permitted of the bathing 
of anything larger than a cat, and the consequent 
change of cisterns, cylinders and tanks involved, I 
need hardly remark, another speedy departure to 
the scene of action, as well as an alarming increase 
of expenditure. 

The waterworks were, however, a comparatively 
minor item. The plumbers, being Irish, were 
sympathetic and were just as ready to pull anything 
down as they were to put it up. They were full 
of zeal and ardour, as were the tradespeople who 
sent in their bills before the work was begun, while 
the tax-collector served a notice demanding the 
water-rate for the quarter preceding the laying of 
the foundations of the house. Even the paper- 
hanger threw up two other contracts to come to 
me, and though I knew that it was a foregone 
conclusion that he would leave me in the middle 
of the job and not return for some months, I could 



go THE WINDS OF TIME 

not but feel flattered at his coming at aU. A cynic 
once said that his ideal of social happiness was to 
be asked everywhere and to go nowhere. I have 
never met anyone but the paperhanger in question 
who was in any way able to live up to this ideal. 
The only available man of his trade in the neigh- 
bourhood, with the whole county grovelling before 
him, endeavouring by every means in their power 
to flatter and cajole him into doing a little papering 
or painting for them, he enjoyed nothing more than 
promising to go to one, while ultimately going to 
a second or disappointing them both by staying 
at home. Curiosity brought him to me, a wooden 
house being a sufficiently exciting novelty in those 
parts ; the moment he became bored he left, and, 
being utterly indifierent to mere money-making, the 
probabilities of his return were slight. 

It was not, however, in the vagaries of the Irish 
workmen that my chief difficulties lay, but rather 
in the stolidity of the English ones. As the work 
proceeded and the house began to shape itself, cer- 
tain defects naturally obtruded themselves on my 
view, certain alterations and improvements sug- 
gested themselves. With that terrible lack of 
imagination inherent in the British workman, 
every protest I raised was met with the reply that 
it was “ exactly as it was in the plan.” Of course, 
had I realized what an immutable fixture a plan 
once agreed to was, I should have insisted in the 
contract on leaving the size of the rooms optional 
till almost the end, and on having transferable 
doors and windows. 

It was, however, when I suggested moving the 
hall chimney that humanity — in the shape of the 
contractor— was really staggered. Not having de- 
signed that excrescence, it was palpably not my 
fault that on coming out of the drawing-room door 



CONTENT IN IRELAND 3 1 

— ^if one did so at all exuberantly — one was bound 
to knock one’s shoulder against the sharp edge of 
the mantelshelf, catch one’s foot in the brass fender 
and fall headlong against the banister rail of the 
staircase. The proximity of the door, staircase and 
chimney was, as I showed him, the only blot on 
an otherwise admirably constructed residence. I 
made a point of telling him this, as I wanted him 
to know that I was thoroughly satisfied with my 
own share of the plans. The fault obviously lay 
with him. I told him so. He did not attempt to 
deny the charge. Instead, he drew himself up and, 
with an ingratiating smile, remarked that in view 
of the great success of the rest of the house I must 
forgive him. “ It is really the nicest little house I 
ever built,” he added with pride, “ and the first in 
which I’ve been able to carry out all my own ideas.'' 

As a matter of fact it was perfectly frightful and 
not in the least what I had intended it to be. But 
it didn’t matter. Nothing mattered in that en- 
chanted land of lake and bog, of moor and moun- 
tain, in which, after the Nothingness of London, 
I had at last found not only an aim and an object, 
but peace and infinite content. A new and a freer 
air seemed to blow through my mind as well as in 
my face as I lay back in the boat, ostensibly troUing 
for trout but mostly watching the sun set in golden 
glory over See Fin, while fairy music floated on the 
evening air ; or wandering, as I often did, among 
the mountains and bogs of Glencar, where, accord- 
ing to an old poem : 

Corn never enjoys autumn sun, 

Bare and rugged high mountains from that to the West, 

These are the parts St. Patrick never blessed, 

an omission on the part of the saint which perhaps 
accounts for the fact that the spirit which broods 



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32 

over the bogs of Glencar is essentially pagan, and 
as different from the spirit which hovers in gentle 
and mysterious loneliness over the blue mountains 
as the brown world of reality is different from the 
of Promise we see stretching away beyond 
our reach. 

Brown bog and blue hill— where indeed, I often 
wondered, could be found a truer symbol of life, 
with its lonely wastes and its oozy depths into which 
we sink in our struggle to reach the sunlit peaks 
rising ever above us into the clouds ? 

Pagan as this spirit of the bog undoubtedly is, it 
has penetrated all unconsciously into the soul of the 
most Catholic people in the world, the inhabitants of 
Kerry, of whom it has been said that “ they give no 
right and they take no wrong,” and in whose hearts 
dwells the relentless spirit that we find in Greek 
tragedy, the spirit of remorseless fate against which 
it seems as useless to struggle as against the storms 
of wind and rain which, sweeping up from the 
Atlantic, shriek and whistle in impotent rage over 
the desolation they are unable to destroy. Yet out 
of this fataUsm — ^perhaps, indeed, because of it — 
is engendered a great strength : the strength of 
endurance which makes light of labour and hunger 
and cold and sorrow, and is not cast down by 
difficulty nor broken by defeat. In the pervasive 
atmosphere of the bog, with its defiant barrenness 
and its self-sufficing loneliness, all the commonplace 
desires of life, all the smallnesses of human ambi- 
tions imperceptibly faded away. The very ques- 
tions which seem of so much moment in the toil 
and stir of life — namely, what we are and why we 
are and what we are to do — ^no longer perplexed and 
worried me. It was enough that I was, that I 
could see the flaming gold of the gorse, the crimson 
purple of the loosestrife, that I could feel the fresh 



THE HAPPY LIFE 


33 

fragrant air blowing in my face and smell the 
pungent odour of the black turf sods. For the 
moment, time and space were non-existent, and all 
the problems of life seemed solved by the old turf- 
cutter in his reply to an inquiry about the road, 
“ Straight on, and the road will turn with you ” ; 
an Irish answer, but like most Irish answers, ex- 
pressive, and in this case expressive of more than 
the road to Glencar. For in life, is not the road 
that “ turns with us ” the road that we follow, the 
road along which we travel to salvation or des- 
truction, according as Destiny directs ? 


W.T. 


P 



CHAPTER V 


MAKING A GARDEN 

L ife, however, was not all floating in the sunset 
on an opalescent lake or walking on wonder 
bridges over mountain-tops. 

Colossal enterprises absorbed me by dayu There 
was, for instance, the Garden. 

There are, I believe, people who enjoy garden- 
ing. Even I myself once imagined it to be a 
delightful pursuit, but that was long before the 
garden of my dreams took on a practical shape and 
became a haunting reality. 

Having no experience whatever oh the subject, 
I engaged a lady gardener to assist me in laying 
out the site, only to find that she knew even less 
about it than I did. She was full of theories and 
devoted hours to the working out of colour schemes, 
one of which she planned for me consisting of 
Hyacinthus candicans and Lobelia cardinalis, the 
contrasting red and white of which she assured me 
I should find intensely pleasing. Unfortunately, 
the former flowering as it does in May and the 
latter not conaing out till September, I was never 
able to enjoy the effect on which she discoursed so 
eloquently. Her practical knowledge was even 
more hopeless than her colour schemes. When 
putting up espaliers for the apple- and pear-trees, 
as soon as the post on one side was fixed in the 
ground the one at the other end rose out of it. 
Nothing that she could devise would keep them 

34 



EARLY GARDEN WORK 35 

both in at the same time and it was not imtil the 
local plumber came to the rescue that the fruit 
garden began to look less like the result of an 
earthquake. 

After I had got rid of her I began to work seri- 
ously, endeavouring to absorb such information as 
I could glean from books. I think I had every 
book that was ever written on the subject of garden- 
ing and they all contradicted each other. Visitors 
who came to stay frequently complained that the 
whole literature of the house consisted of gardening 
books and Bradshaws. They did not want to 
garden, and nothing would ever induce them to go 
away, so no doubt they felt aggrieved. As a matter 
of fact, both forms of literature were equally super- 
fluous. A railway time-table in a place where there 
are only two trains a day cannot be of much use 
except as a hint to one’s guests, and a gardening 
book for a garden which follows no known tradi- 
tion serves no purpose but that of bewildering its 
owner. Some day I felt it possible that I might 
come to understand my garden ; but I was quite 
certain I would never grasp even the most element- 
ary book on the subject. At one time I actually 
attempted to follow the directions contained in 
some of them. I sowed seeds in April in gentle heat 
and pricked them out in May, subsequently plant- 
ing the seedlings in a sheltered bed composed of a 
leafy compost of rich loam mixed with bone manure, 
placing the plants, when well established, in rows 
6 inches apart, or something to that effect. In 
addition to all these precautions I watered and 
“ mulched ” and divided and pruned and dis- 
budded as nearly as possible according to each of 
the conflicting theories contained in the seventeen 
handbooks with which I started my gardening 
career. I am more experienced now and fed some- 



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36 

what like the old Irish woman who was recom- 
mended by the parish priest to spray her potato 
field. “ To plaze his Riverince,” she said, “ I 
sprayed one half of it — the other half I left to 
God.” 

By the end of the summer I felt I might do 
worse than try the same experiment and leave the 
rest of my gardening to God. Thoroughly ex- 
hausted physically and mentally by my efforts, I 
came to the conclusion that the only gardens one 
enjoys are those belonging to one’s friends, and 
that all the rhapsodies one reads about gardening 
in general are written over a blazing fire on 
tempestuous winter nights by people of exuberant 
imagination and no knowledge whatever on the 
subject. To read any of these glowing descriptions 
one would imagine that a garden was a place of 
divine repose, a refuge from the carking cares of 
the world, a nirvana of contentment in which one’s 
higher instincts matured like rosebuds in the 
gracious warmth of the summer sun and one’s 
soul developed in the soothing caress of the soft 
west wind : 

A garden is a lovesome thing, God wot ! 

Rose plot, 

Fringed pool, 

Fem’d grot. 

The veriest school 
Of Peace 

as some idiot once wrote. But though he expressed 
himself very charmingly I very much doubt whether 
the poet in question had ever had any practical 
eqierience of gardening. Now, I had ; and I 
must candidly say that I did not in the least feel 
that my garden waus a “ school of peace.” On the 
contrary, I should describe it as a perennial night- 
mare. Most people who are addicted to unpleasant 



MORAL EFFECTS 


37 

dreams know what it is to try in their sleep to 
catch a train which invariably steams out of the 
station as they dash breathlessly on to the plat- 
form. My garden had exactly the same elusive 
quality as that nightmarish train. In no circum- 
stances did I ever succeed in catching the effect 
which, for the time being, I happened to be pursu- 
ing. It was always just about to express itself, 
but somehow or other it never did. If it had not 
been for an incurable belief in a future full of 
radiant possibilities, I do not believe that I could 
have kept up for another hour the exhausting and 
unequal struggle with Nature which the possession 
of a garden entails. 

As it is, I am perfectly convinced that, far from 
expanding, my soul stultified, while my higher 
instincts certainly became paralysed under the 
demoralizing influence of competitive gardening. 
Far from the amiable tendencies of my nature 
(such as they are) developing, I found myself 
acquiring new and thoroughly vicious quahties. 
My whole life was embittered for several days that 
summer because a neighbour had a magnificent 
crop of sweet-pea, while mine was a complete 
failure. Up to that time I had always looked upon 
Hm as a delightful old gentleman. From that 
moment, however, I conceived an intense dislike 
for him — a dislike which was certainly not decreased 
by the fact of his subsequently sending me over 
large bunches of sweet-pea every second day for a 
month. The following summer, I am happy to 
say, our positions were reversed ; but it was only 
as I walked him up and down between the rows 
and saw his hungry gaze fixed on all the new 
varieties deliberately purchased with the intention 
of' exciting his jealousy, that I realized the depth of 
vindictiveness to which gardening had reduced me. 



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In these circumstances it would be idle to pre- 
tend that gardening has an ennobling effect on the 
mind. But if it did not ennoble me and did not 
bring me the peace and contentment about which 
the poet so feelingly sings, on the other hand my 
garden never bored me. It worried me by day 
and it kept me awake by night ; it made me swear 
and it made me weep, and it would have taken 
very little more to make me scream. But it did 
not make me yawn ; by which it may be con- 
cluded that, if baffling, my garden had also a 
certain element of attraction for me. For one 
thing, I never knew what was going to happen in 
it, in which respect it may be said to have expressed 
something of the uncertainty of its owner. I never 
know what I am going to do next, and no more 
did my herbaceous border, in which the hollyhocks 
came into bloom in October, while the dahlias 
were over in July. Personally I am quite unable 
to account for the fantastic conduct adopted by 
Nature in my ill-regulated garden. When especi- 
ally bewildered I used to write to the nursery from 
which I had originally procured the plants or the 
trees. The reply was invariably couched in respect- 
ful but utterly non-committal terms. Messrs. Dash 
thanked me for my esteemed communication and 
begged to inform me that the state of the flower 
or the tree to which I referred was “ in all pro- 
bability caused by the unusual climatic conditions 
of the past season.” These conditions sometimes 
took the form of the “ excessive drought ” ; some- 
times that of the “ tmprecedented rainfall.” In 
any case, Messrs. Dash were careful to impress me 
with the fact that my “ further valued commands ” 
would be esteemed and would receive their “ best 
care and attention.” 



CHAPTER VI 


TRAVELS — .A MOTOR TOUR IN FRANCE — SICILY — ^INDIA 
— THE DURBAR — ^A PURDAH PARTY — “ RANJI ” 

A COUNTRY house of one’s own to go to 
settled once and for all the question of sum- 
mer holidays, which so far we had usually spent 
paying visits in Ireland and Scotland. But we had 
got into the habit of going abroad in the spring, 
generally to Italy, where we had spent some de- 
lightful Easters with ray cousins. Sir Willoughby and 
Lady Wade, in their enchanting villa at Maiano, 
on one of the hills above Florence. On his father’s 
death in 1906, Home came in for the title and 
what Sir Seton had left of the family fortune. 
Early in the following year we invested in a 28- 
h.p. Daimler and started, with a couple of friends, 
Gertrude Reynolds (now Mrs. Harrison-Hughes) 
and Charles Russell (son of Lord Russell of Kill- 
owen, the famous judge), on a motor tour to the 
South of France. Unfortunately, on the very first 
day, we met with an accident, colliding with a 
French car as we rounded a corner on our wrong 
side, a not unusual mistake for an English chauf- 
feur to make on a first experience of the different 
regulations prevailing abroad, but one which in- 
volved us in a broken front axle and necessitated 
our continuing our journey by rail. To the end, 
a malignant fate pursued us, the engine of our 
traia breaking down and leaving us for hours in 
a siding within fifty miles of our destination and 



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when, at 1.30 a.m., after a long and wearisome 
journey, as we were being conveyed up the hill to 
our hotel, the horse in the omnibus collapsed, it 
looked as if destiny were making a final protest 
against our ever reaching the goal for which we 
had set out under such different auspices. 

After all the obstacles thrust in our path, it 
might have been supposed by the superstitious 
that some terrible misfortune would overtake us 
as the result of persisting on a journey which Fate 
was obviously doing her best to circumvent. On 
the contrary. Fortune smiled on us to the last. 
We had hired a car to take us to Avignon, where 
the Daimler was to meet us on the completion of 
repairs. From there we were to start on a tour 
of Provence and the Chateaux of the Loire. At 
the appointed hour, the hired car drew up at the 
door of our hotel. A last visit to the Casino hav- 
ing resulted in a final run of luck for us all, unable 
to tear ourselves away from the tables neither 
Gertrude nor I had any time to pack our belong- 
ings. One by one, our garments were carefully 
carried down from our rooms by a procession of 
porters and eventually piled up in the car, which, 
with our trunks and a large collection of floral 
tributes from numerous admiring friends, presented 
the varied appearance of a guard’s van, a florist’s 
window and a second-hand clothes shop. A ‘large 
and admiring crowd having gathered in the street, 
Gertrude, for whom we had been waiting for hours, 
at last appeared. Her veil was thrown back, and 
as she regally advanced, with a hot-water bag in 
one hand and a large hat from which there flowed 
yards of pale green chiffon in the other, she bowed 
graciously to the right and to tiie left as she passed 
through the rows of assembled porters, concierges 
and lift-boys. Taking her seat ins the car, and 



CRIME AND COINCIDENCE 41 

arranging the numerous rugs round her, she had 
just intimated with a wave of her hand that the 
car might proceed, when down the steps tripped 
the hotel manager, shouting in stentorian tones, 
“ Madame n’a pas paye ! ” 

A suppressed giggle from the assembled crowd 
broke the unearthly silence which ensued. After 
which Madame, wholly unperturbed, with many 
apologies for her forgetfulness, proceeded to look 
for her purse. Alas ! it was not to be found. One 
by one, the various articles of attire, bouquets and 
hold-alls, dressing-bags and portmanteaux, were 
deposited on the pavement. At last, at the very 
bottom of the car, the purse was found, and, 
Madame having settled her week’s bill, amid cheers 
and shouts of encouragement, we drove off. 

The rest of our tour came off according to plan, 
and I remember very little about it except the 
Chateaux and some of the stories of crime and 
criminals with which Charles Russell used to enter- 
tain us in the evenings. One which especially 

sticks in my memory is of a Dr. G who lived 

in Cork and whose wife died and was duly buried 
without any suspicion as to the manner of her 
death having been aroused, except in the'mind of 
one of the maids, who went over to a situation in Lon- 
don when the Doctor closed the house. One day, 
soon after, she was out walking when it began to 
rain. She had no umbrella, so, finding herself 
outside a small Roman Catholic Church, she took 
refuge inside. Seeing a wedding was in progress, 
she took a seat, and presently down the aisle walked 
Dr. C and his bride, who had been his chil- 

dren’s governess. The maid’s suspicions having 
been now confirmed, she communicated with the 
police in Cork, with the result that the body was 
dug up and analysed, and, traces of poison having 



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42 

been found, the Doctor was arrested and in due 
course hanged. 

Such a chain of coincidences leading up to the 
detection of a crime seems too strange to be true 
but is not, I believe, unusual. This, at any rate, 
was only one of many extraordinary instances 
which Charles Russell had come across in the 
course of his professional career as a lawyer of 
considerable experience. 

* * Sit ❖ * 

The following year we went farther afield, tak- 
ing the car to SicHy ; two friends, Edward Hudson 
and Hagberg Wright (of the London Library), 
accompanying us on a tour which everybody ad- 
vised us not to take. Nothing being so conducive 
to enterprise of any sort as a spirit of opposition, 
it followed as a matter of course that the more we 
were warned against going, the more determined 
we were to face the impassable roads, the brigands, 
the hostility of the inhabitants and the many diffi- 
culties we were assured we would meet with in a 
place which, in 1908, was, from a motoring point 
of view, a more or less unknown land. 

Leaving London one day early in April, we 
made our way across France by the well-known 
route through Abbeville, Beauvais, Versailles, 
Melun, Autun, Macon, Lyons and Avignon to 
Monte Carlo. Of our progress on this part of 
our travels, one can only say that it was reminis- 
cent of the Irish porter who, as he banged the 
door of the railway carriage, announced to the 
disconcerted passengers that “ this thrain won’t 
shtop anywhere.” So far as the weather was con- 
cerned, there was certainly very little inducement 
to linger, until we got to Italy, where our hearts 
were cheered by an occasional gleam of elusive 



cc 


LE SPORT 


5? 


43 


sunshine. After a couple of days at Naples, hav- 
ing been warned against the roads of Calabria, 
we shipped the car to Palermo and continued our 
own journey there by rail. 

Having duly exhausted the sights of Palermo, 
which we made our headquarters for the first 
week of our stay in Sicily, we set out one glorious 
morning for Segesta. On leaving the town we 
followed the road to Monreale, famous for its 
mosaics, its cloisters and its gorgeous view of the 
Conca d’Oro, the golden, lemon-covered valley 
stretching away to where Palermo at the foot of 
Monte Pellegrino juts out into the blue sea. Wind- 
ing round the sides of a high mountain the scenery 
grew more and more beautiful, every turn bring- 
ing a new revelation in the way of wild floweis 
and geranium hedges, every village a new shock 
to our nervous systems. 

When, on arriving in Sicily, we asked a resident 
his opinion as to the possibilities of motoring on 
the island, he cheerfully replied, “ Pour I’auto ce 

n’est pas le pays, mais si vous desirez le sport ! ” 

“ Le sport ” being a term capable of many in- 
terpretations, with, however, only one end, we 
were consequently more or less prepared for a 
certain amount of bloodshed. What we were not 
prepared for, however, was the suicidal tendency 
of every dog and chicken in Sicily, or for the 
pandemonixun which otir arrival caused in every 
village through which we passed. At the first 
sound of the horn every man rushed into the 
street, every woman on to her balcony, every child 
screamed on its highest note, every dog dashed 
barking and yelping under the wheels, while every 
chicken tore frantically backwards and forwards 
in front of the car. The open road, if somewhat 
less deafening, was even more perilous, for every 



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44 

mule we met ran away, every horse stood on its 
hind legs, while the occupants of every cart were 
all but precipitated into the abyss which yawns 
on the side of every mountain road in Sicily. In 
these circumstances, we considered ourselves dis- 
tinctly fortunate in arriving at our destination 
without serious injury to anything but our own 
nervous constitutions. 

Leaving the car on the roadside, we climbed up 
the footpath to where, alone among the desolate 
mountains, the famous Temple of Segesta has stood 
in majestic grandeur for two thousand years and 
more. So old, indeed, is this monument, that 
neither the date of its birth nor that of the city 
which once surrounded it is known. Of the latter, 
not a trace remains to-day, yet it was once upon 
a time, 400 or 500 b.c., a town of great import- 
ance ; and twice it was almost, owing to the in- 
dependence of its inhabitants, the undoing of the 
Greeks in Sicily : first, when it provoked the ill- 
fated Athenian expedition under Alcibiades ; and 
secondly, when, by appealing to Carthage for help 
against Silenus, it led to the invasion which, under 
Hannibal, the son of Cisco, made of its hated rival 
nothing but a memory. A century later, however, 
retribution fell on the Segestans at the hands of 
Agathocles, the great adventurer, who, in despera- 
tion at the failure of his attempts to establish his 
tyranny in Sicily, levelled the town to the ground, 
torturing and massacring the inhabitants, sparing 
only the most beautiful to be sold as slaves. Stand- 
ing under the shadow of the columns of the vast 
temple it was impossible not to feel something of 
that spirit of desolation which, stiU brooding over 
the lovely landscape, seemed to blur everything 
with a sense of sadness. 

Returning to Palermo that night, we started on 



AT PALERMO 


45 

the following morning on the complete tour of the 
island which we had mapped out, and which was 
to lead us by Girgenti and Syracuse eventually to 
Taormina. In making our plans, however, we had 
not made any allowance for the Unexpected, that 
disturbing element which in life, and especially in 
motor tours, is so apt to upset the most simple 
of “ programmes.” To state our misfortunes and 
adventures briefly, we began by killing one dog 
and wounding a second, while we all but caused 
the death of two men, a woman, a child, a horse 
and a mule, and by the time we had reached 
Misilmeri, where a runaway mule turned a com- 
plete somersault in the air at our approach, over- 
turning the cart, flinging the driver across the 
street and sending boxes of lemons flying in every 
direction, “le. sport” seemed a singularly inade- 
quate term to apply to our motoring experiences. 
Though Misilmeri was not much more than a 
suburb of Palermo, we had lost our way twice 
before we got there. We were, however, to do it 
even more efficaciously later on when, in despera- 
tion, we availed ourselves of the services of a re- 
tired soldier, who offered to conduct us as far as 
Gorleone, a town situated about half-way to Gir- 
genti. With so much confidence did his presence 
on the step inspire us that it was only after we 
had been running for hours in torrents of rain over 
desolate mountain passes, down into precipitous 
valleys, along a wild, deserted road which appar- 
ently wound its way round Infinity, that we began 
to wonder whether our guide was perhaps after aU 
a brigand in disguise about to decoy us into a 
robber stronghold. At last we met some peasants 
on mules. We stopped and asked the way to Cor- 
leone. They pointed back in the direction from 
which we had come. As there had not been a 



^5 THE WINDS OF TIME 

turn in the road for quite twenty miles our hearts 
began to fail us. It was now five o’clock and we 
had been travelling for seven hours. We asked 
where we were. “ Quite close to Palermo,” they 
replied. Nobody spoke, not even the guide. It 
was no good abusing him. Judging from his con- 
trition, expressed on his face, he had meant well ; 
but, like many other people with excellent inten- 
tions, he had lacked the necessary knowledge to 
carry them out. He had assured us that he knew 
every inch of the island, whereas, as a matter of 
fact, he did not even know the way out of his own 
village, Marineo, where we had picked him up. 
In the circumstances there was nothing to do but 
to dismiss him, to return to Palermo for the night, 
to go to a different hotel from the one we had 
quitted in the morning and to do our best to 
imagine ourselves in a new place. To this move 
we subsequently owed the most delightful of motor- 
ing experiences, for at the Hotel des Palmes we 
were fortunate enough to meet Signor Ragusa, a 
well-known motorist of racing fame, who promised 
not only to show us the way to Girgenti but to 
take us, a few days later, right across the island 
by the mountain route from Palermo to Taormina. 

The next morning, therefore, we made a fresh 
start, our new guide in his 6o-h,p. racing Darracq 
leading the way. Our progress on this occasion 
was somewhat different from what it had been on 
the previous day. It had poured all night and 
the roads were literally a sea of mud, through 
which Signor Ragusa splashed in front of us, clear- 
ing dogs and chickens in every direction and even 
sending the inhabitants flying into their houses for 
protection from the shower-bath of mud spurting 
from under the wheels of his car. As for the horses 
and muleSy they were too deafened by the noise 



GIRGENTI 


47 

emanating from his exhaust and too paralysed by 
the rapidity with which he flew past them to take 
any notice of us as we tore on in a wild endeavour 
to keep up with the racing car, which every now 
and again shot round a corner and disappeared 
into space. The pursuit only lasted, however, a 
short time, for we had not gone many miles before 
we found our guide in trouble on the side of the 
road. Mud had got into the engine and, the spark- 
ing having also gone wrong, he was eventually 
obliged to return to Palermo, leaving us to find 
the way once more to Girgenti. This time we 
were more fortunate, and after running through 
Gorleone and climbing 3,000 feet up into the moun- 
tains past Prizzi and Bivona, where we burst a 
tyre and so provided the inhabitants with more 
excitement than they had ever experienced before 
in their lives, we arrived at the Hotel des Temples 
in time for tea. 

Of all Sicily, Girgenti is the gem. From the 
point of scenery it is, of course, not to be com- 
pared to Taormina or Segesta or many of the 
other beautiful spots in the island. But with the 
exception of the Parthenon it is doubtful if any 
more marvellous temples are to be found than the 
three situated within half a mile of each other on 
the rocky land overlooking the deep blue sea and 
the Port of Empedocles. If there is a genius of a 
place — and who has not felt it and known it at 
some time or other? — ^its influence most certainly 
cannot be denied at Girgenti. Just as in Provence 
the spirit of Rome seems to make itself felt, even 
more than in Rome, so does the spirit of Greece 
seem to linger in Sicily to-day. Not only in the 
ruins of the beautiful temples is that harmony and 
imity which were the chief characteristics of Greek 
life expressed ; it is breathed as well in the land- 



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48* 

scape as in the atmosphere. The whole effect of 
Girgenti is of a golden glory. The sunset glow, 
the temples themselves, the wild flowers sprea ding 
like a carpet at their feet, the modem town gleam- 
ing through the columns of Concordia, are all the 
colour of burnished gold. If it be true, as Omar 
says : 

that never blows so red 
The rose as where some buried Caesar bled ; 

That every hyacinth the garden wears 
Dropt in’ her lap from some once lovely head, 

then, indeed, the flowers at Girgenti may well 
represent the last resting-place on earth of the 
gods and goddesses, dead, alas ! hke the men who 
raised the temples to their everlasting honour and 
glory. 

It had been our intention on leaving Girgenti 
to run to Syracuse, but, hearing that no petrol was 
to be obtained there, and having been warned 
against the bad roads, we were reluctantly obliged 
to give up this part of our tour and return to 
Palermo by the same road by which we had come. 
Stopping another night at the Hotel des Palmes, 
where we picked up Signor Ragusa, we left on the 
following morning for Taormina. Anything more 
beautiful than this run it would be impossible to 
imagine. For the first few miles we followed the 
lovely coast road to Termini, with bamboos and 
geraniums growing down almost to the very edge 
of the shore, then, striking inland, we made our 
way oyer tlxe Targa-Florio course up into the 
Madonian Mountains, past wonderful hill towns 
and through valleys which were a marvel of luxuri- 
ance and blossom, round through the snow-clad 
slopes of Etna, to where a lava-strewn waste bore 
witness to the desolation and ruin caused by the 
great volcano. 



TAORMINA 


49 

The sun was setting as, leaving Nelson’s Duchy 
of Bronte on our right, we began to descend to- 
wards Randazzo, and it was quite dark by the 
time we had climbed to the top of the cliff on 
which Taormina is perched. But if, owing to the 
darkness, we missed what we were told was the 
best bit of scenery on the way, we had absorbed 
too much beauty as it was to bear a grudge against 
the night, which, after aU, was the cause of new 
sensations of delight when we awoke next morning 
to our first glimpse of Taormina. Also, in a way, 
we had accomplished something of a feat, and even 
established a record, for apparendy nobody had 
ever before gone from Palermo to Taormina in 
one day. Certainly not one of the crowd who 
saw us off in the morning believed that the heavy 
car, with its five passengers, its weight of luggage 
and its spare cans of petrol, would succeed in 
reaching its destination that night. For though 
the actual distance was only 175 miles, our road 
lay over high mountains ; twice we ascended 
heights of 4,000 feet and at no time, owing to the 
twists and turns of the road, were we able to ex- 
ceed a pace of twenty-five miles an hour, our 
average speed not being more than twenty. As 
it was, it was an unforgetable day of wonderful 
scenery, of gotgeous vegetation and blazing sun- 
shine, with Etna in her pure white coldness domin- 
ating everything, and only the faintest, almost 
indiscernible curl of smoke against the deep blue 
sky betraying the fire smouldering away deep down 
in her breast. 

Taormina is the one place which never seems to 
disappoint anybody. It is true it was not ati ideal 
motoring centre ; but even the tourist must rest 
sometimes, and where could one rest more divinely ? 
It is true it was overcrowded with tourists, while 

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50 

the numerous hotels and villas of uncompromising 
hideosity are certainly a blot on the landscape. 
But even with these drawbacks Taormina remains 
unique and individual, wdth a soul that cannot 
ever be lost even in the babel of the American and 
Gherman invasion, wdth a theatre which, if it is 
more Roman than Greek, breathes all the poetry 
of classical antiquity, with gardens which in their 
blaze of colour and waves of scent produce no less 
intoxicating feelings of beauty and delight. 

From Taormina we motored to Messina, a road 
which ran almost the whole way through a suc- 
cession of villages, connected with each other by 
a series of ditches ; and from Messina we shipped 
the car back by sea to London, returning ourselves 
by train, thus bringing to an end a tour which 
was altogether delightful and full of interest from 
beginning to end. If there were drawbacks to 
motoring in Sicily they were not very serious ones, 
and they were more than compensated for by the 
wonderful beauty and interest of the island. As 
for brigands, I regret to say we never met one, 
though the popular illusion on the subject was still 
kept up by the fact of everybody in out-of-the-way 
districts being armed. It may be that the Sicilians 
pursue a deadly warfare with each other, but so 
far as the stranger is concerned a more kindly, 
courteous race does not exist, or one more amicably 
disposed towards the enterprising motorist. 

4 : ^ 3k 

At the end of 191 1 we went out to India for the 
Durbar, as the guests of the Jam Sahib of Nawa- 
nagar, better known as “ Ranji.” The voyage was 
more amusing than voyages to the East usually 
are, as the Maloja was practically a Durbar ship 
and all her passengers were travelling for pleasure 



RANJI’S HOSPITALITY 5 1 

and were not gloomy and disgruntled soldiers and 
civil servants returning to India at the end of their 
leave. There were a number of Scottish peere and 
peeresses on board who took themselves very seri- 
ously ; the Duke and Duchess of Hamilton, Lord 
and Lady Cassillis and the Butes, who had brought 
their piper with them, and who all danced High- 
land reels together every night, much to the 
aimoyance of the other passengers, who could not 
dance reels and who loathed bagpipes — ^which in 
any case seemed strangely inappropriate in the 
In^an Ocean. One night, to everybody else’s joy, 
an exasperated American woman hurled five sofa 
cushions one after the other at the piper’s head. 
The outrage was deeply resented by the Highland 
contingent, but it had the effect of silencing the 
pipes for the rest of the voyage. Unfortunately 
they broke out again in camp at Delhi, where they 
were appreciated even less than on board ship. 
Nobody, however, had the nerve to repeat the 
American lady’s experiment. 

Landing in Bombay was exactiy like being let 
loose in the monkey-house at the Zoo, but in time 
we were rescued out of the jabbering crowd by 
emissaries of the Jam Sahib, who conveyed us to 
the Taj Mahal Hotel, where he had engaged a 
suite of rooms for us for the night, and a special 
carriage in the train to take us to Delhi ; this was 
only a foretaste of the marvellous hospitality he 
showed us throughout the whole of our stay in his 
camp and later in his own home at Jamnagar. 

We were a large party in the camp, which con- 
sisted of two rows of tents with a garden down 
the middle. Among our fellow-guests were Lord 
and Lady Londesborough, with their charming 
daughter. Lady Irene Denison (now Marchioness 
of Garisbrooke), Sir Arthur Priestley (M.P. for 



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52 

Grantham) and other cricketing friends of the Jam 
Sahib whose names I have forgotten. We had 
enormous dinner-parties every night, usually last- 
ing about three hours. The Jam Sahib himself 
lived on Benger’s Food and must have been horribly 
bored having to spend so much time over it. 

We had splendid seats for the state entry, but 
nobody saw the King. The Queen was all alone 
in the carriage and everybody was asking where 
he was. The procession stopped just in front of 
us ; and an address was replied to by somebody 
in a group of staff officers on horseback, who 
might have been anybody but who, one eventually 
realized, was the King. The Indian Princes were 
terribly aimoyed about it — not one of them recog- 
nized him, while most of the natives, rather natur- 
ally, mistook the trumpeter for him, the latter 
being quite the most prominent person in the 
procession. Thirty thousand Moslems prepared to 
prostrate themselves on the ground never saw him 
at all. It was said that the reason for his being 
kept in the background was fear of an attempt 
being made on his life, but as every suspected 
person in India (and there were thousands of them) 
had been locked up before he arrived, the pre- 
cautions seemed a bit overdone. 

The Jam Sahib dined the next night with the 
King and Queen, and the Qjieen said to him she 
was afraid they had made a mistake and that the 
King should not have ridden ; to which the Jam 
Sahib replied ; “ Mistakes will always occur, 

Ma’am, when the right people are not consulted.” 

Various other mistakes, attributed to the Viceroy, 
were perpetrated on other occasions, especially at 
the Unveiling, where none of the Gffiefs could see 
anytfaiii^ at all, the best places having been assigned 
to Eng^h people who could see the King and 



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53 

Queen any day at home. The Durbar itself, how- 
ever, was splendidly organized and a marvellous 
success. It was a perfecdy wonderful sight, and 
so was the garden-party where the King and Queen 
sat, in their ermine robes with their crowns on 
their heads, on a white marble dais, looking exactly 
like a king and queen in the fairy tales of one’s 
childhood. 

Standing out in contrast to the magnificence 
generally prevailing in the camps of the Chiefs, the 
Imperial one, which was draped in crumpled blue 
muslin and furnished in the favourite style of the 
Tottenham Court Road, looked like a second-rate 
English seaside hotel. India, however, is like that 
— or so it seemed to me — a mixture of barbaric 
splendour and modern shoddiness. 

The King did not call on any of the Chiefs, but 
sent Lord Hardinge instead. The day he came 
to our camp we were allowed to watch the pro- 
cedure through a hole in the curtain. He and the 
Jam Sahib sat on a throne under a canopy and 
exchanged remarks in the Ollendorff manner. 
Then the Jam Sahib hung garlands round his- 
neck, the A.D.C.S were all presented and everybody 
looked very foolish — ^nobody more so than the 
Viceroy. 

The day of the garden-party we were taken to 
see the “ purdah ladies ” on their roof. They 
were nearly all children of fourteen or fifteen years 
of age, with their hair done in pigtails ; most of 
diem wore voluminous pink trousers and had 
pearls in their noses. Another day we went to 
a tea-party given by one of the Ranees. Like 
those of most people finding themselves for the 
first time in the East, my ideas on the subject of 
Indian women were of the haziest descriptioiv 
and I was flabbergasted to discover that she drove 



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54 

her own motor, while the scene inside her tent bore 
no resemblance to the “ Arabian Nights ” concep- 
tion I had previously cherished of an Indian zenana. 

In the middle of the large reception tent, seated 
on a wonderfully wrought silver chair, sat our 
hostess, engaged with two other Maharanees in 
a violent discussion on the higher education of 
women. Round one of the large tea-tables in a 
far comer, a group of English peeresses in the 
latest Paris fashions were listening to recitations 
by a Hindu poetess of her own poems, written 
in English, perfectly delivered, with faultless enun- 
ciation. Presiding over the silver tea-pot was an 
Rnglish lady-doctor who, in the intervals of pouring 
out tea and handing round cakes, effected intro- 
ductions and acted in general as mistress of the 
ceremonies, while from one table to another 
flitted the Maharanee’s little granddaughter, aged 
nine, who could talk equally well in three lan- 
guages, and who held delate views on the 
importance of having shaken hands with the 
Queen-Empress. 

At first sight one felt that, if it had not been 
for the difierence in dress, the gorgeous satins and 
flowing saris, the scene in no way differed from 
that round any English afternoon tea-table. But 
almost insensibly one became conscious of an 
“ atmosphere,” of a subtle distinction, not confined 
to mere questions of dress, between this particular 
tea-party and any other one had ever attended 
before. Instinctively one felt oneself in the pres- 
ence of change — in an atmosphere of unrest which, 
if stiU vague and undefined, was, nevertheless, 
slowly but surely creeping through the carefully 
guarded screen shutting off the Maharanee’s “ pur- 
dah” tent from the clamour and chatter of the 
rest of the great Coronation Durbar camp. 



PURDAH 


55 

The Woman Movement was still in its infancy 
in India. The Hindu lady who, thirsting for the 
emancipation of her sex, journeyed to England 
in order to throw in her lot with the Suffragettes, 
was horror-struck, when she arrived, at the pre- 
vailing discontent. “ Your husbands eat at table 
with you,” she exclaimed, “ they drive in carriages 
beside you ; what more can you possibly want ? ” 
Being women, it is highly probable that in India 
they did not know what they wanted any more than 
did those in England ; but looking round the 
brilliantly arrayed assembly, taking stock of the 
intelligence, the interest and the cmiosity displayed 
in the often beautiful and always animated faces 
of those present, one inevitably asked one’s self, 
“ How long can the present system last ? How 
long will it be before the women of India cast aside 
their veils and tear down the screens shutting 
them out from the world, from knowledge, from 
life?” 

Almost as if I had uttered the thought in my 
mind aloud came the answer from my neighbour 
at the tea-table — a. quiet, undistinguished-looking 
person who, in spite of her white skin and European 
clothes, produced an impression of Oriental in- 
scrutability. “ Of course,” she remarked, reading 
my mind without the slightest hesitation, “this 
sort of thing can’t possibly continue. As soon as 
these old women ” — ^waving her hands in the 
direction of a group of dowager Ranees — “ are 
dead, the ‘ purdah ’ system will go. It is not the 
men who wish to keep it up, but the women them- 
selves, the older generation, who would rather die 
than allow their faces to be seen in public.” 

Wondering all the time who she was, I listened 
to my neighbour as she told me of “ purdah ” life, 
of the appalling ignorance of Indian women, an 



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enormous proportion of whom were unable even 
to read or write, of their ignorance even in the 
management of their children, citing as an instance 
the case of one Maharanee who, in a moment of 
absentmindedness, had sat on her baby and had 
expressed extreme surprise on subsequently finding 
she had smothered it. Incidentally, while dis- 
cussing the occupations and amusements of the 
“purdah” ladies, she alluded to a skating-rink 
she had provided for them “ at home,” whereupon, 
seeing my obvious mystification at her identity, 
she disclosed the fact that her husband was the 

Maharajah of J , and bidding me good-bye, 

begged me to come and stay with her in her hus- 
band’s state for a long visit at the end of the month. 
Unfortunately — or perhaps fortimately — I was not 
able to accept the invitation, which, alluring as it 
soimded, might, perhaps, have been connected 
with social disadvantages, the lady’s career having 
been, as I subsequently discovered, somewhat 
chequered before she descended in a parachute at 
Rangoon into the heart and affections of the 
Maharajah, whose last and most cherished wife 
she had lately become. 

Such cases are, however, rare, and I only quote 
my English Maharanee acquaintance as an amusing 
exception and for what she told me of “ purdah,” 
information about which is not alw,ays forthcoming 
in India. For if there is one subject which no 
Indian man will discuss it is that of his womenkind. 
Even in the bosom of his own family it is not 
etiquette for a man to ask after the health of his 
brother’s wife, although he may know her to be 
smously ill. To discuss, therefore, with strangers, 
the doings of your female relations wotild be an 
unpardonable breach of etiquette. 

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INDIAN GIRLS 


57 

in India. Sooner or later the Indian woman will, 
no doubt, afford the same subject for illuminating 
conversation as the English woman affords in 
London clubs and coimtry-house smoking-rooms. 
In the meantime she was at an interesting stage 
of her development. The languorous life of the 
zenana had been stirring for some time past with 
a vague unrest, to which the great Durbar suddenly 
gave life and meaning. Ten years before, only 
half a dozen Maharanees had taken part in the 
celebration of King Edward’s Coronation ; on 
the occasion of King George’s over a hundred were 
encamped on the plains of Delhi. Their reception 
by the Qjieen-Empress, the prominence invariably 
given by the ELing-Emperor to his Consort, his 
leading her by the hand on official occasions, the 
homage expected and received by Her Majesty 
from the ruling Chiefs, all made a lasting impression 
on the leading women of India. 

At that time their cry was all for education. In 
it they saw, as the Englishwoman of forty years 
before had seen, the panacea for all iUs. Improved 
conditions of life it would certainly bring them, a 
larger sphere of activity and a reduction of infant 
mortaUty — ^but, one wondered, would it bring 
them happiness ? From what one saw of the few 
cases of Indian girls who had been educated in 
England, the future seemed full of apprehension. 
The fate of one little Princess m particular was the 
subject of general interest at the Durbar. Brought 
up at an Enghsh school and accustomed to the 
healthy life of an English girl in society, she re- 
turned to India to become, under pathetic con- 
ditions, the wife of a great Chief Her hockey 
stick, her “ sweater ” and her sailor hat were 
already in the native museum. The Princess, 
however, was not yet herself in the duefs zenana, 



^8 the winds of time 

and from all accounts there would be trouble if 
she ever did get there, which seemed unlikely. 

Yet in every aspect of life there are com- 
pensations, and as the Begum of Bhopal— India’s 
only woman ruler— said when I expressed surprise 
at her rigid adherence to the “ purdah ” veil, 
“ My veil very useful — save much trouble. English 
lady when she go out paint face, powder nose, curl 
hair, make herself beautiful— purdah lady put 
down veil ! ” 

The Durbar over, and the King and Queen and 
the Chiefs having departed, leaving more than a 
httle dust behind them, we also left with the Jam 
Sahib for Nawanagar. The special train was due 
to start at ii a.m. We sat in it for hours at Delhi 
station. It was late in the afternoon when it finally 
started, and we heard afterwards that the delay 
was caused by the railway authorities who, tired 
of providing special trains for Maharajahs who 
never paid for them, had demanded cash down 
for this particular one. The Jam Sahib, naturally 
not having several hundred poimds in his pocket, 
had not been able to comply with this request, 
and it had taken- some hours to negotiate a mort- 
gage on one of his own railways, which was the 
only alternative payment the Company would 
accept. The delay in starting, however, was 
nothing to those which occurred later, our journey 
occupying the best part of two days and two nights 
as, owing to the Jam Sahib’s mother having con- 
sulted an astrologer who had predicted it would 
be unlucky for us to arrive on a Wednesday, we 
had to spend nearly the whole of that day in sidings 
admiring the scenery, which largely consisted of 
sand. 

On arriving in his capital I was given the seat 
of honour in the carriage beside him for his state 



AT JAHINAGAR 59 

entry, and had the greatest difficulty in restraining 
myself from bowing to right and left as his subjects 
prostrated themselves in the dust before him. 

It had not rained for eighteen months at Jam- 
nagar and the whole countryside was an arid 
sandy desert ; even the lakes we were always being 
told should have been there had completely dis- 
appeared. It was not really hot and there was 
plenty of wind, so I suppose it must have been 
the want of rain in the air which made the atmo- 
sphere so peculiar that one could not sleep. We 
all lived in btmgalows in the garden of the Palace. 
Ours was next the Jam Sahib’s private Zoo where 
the lions roared all night, the noise they made 
being, however, preferable to that of the sentry 
outside our window, who was violently sick all 
night and every night — ^at least I thought that was 
what was the matter with him, but people used 
to India said native sentries always coughed like 
that. 

On Christmas Day we went to the coast, but 
the sea, like the lakes, had apparently dried up, 
as we saw nothing but mud. The tide, it seemed, 
went out for four miles. However, we poked about 
in the rocks for crabs, which we had cooked for 
tea, and in the evening the tide came in and we 
bathed. The Indian Ocean being, however, more 
sticky than wet, bathing in it did not really refresh 
one, and I have often felt damper in a Kerry 
shower than I did swimming in the Gulf of Kutch. 

In spite of the drought and the heat we had a 
really marvellous time. Indian hospitality is pro- 
verbial, Jind the Jam Sahib was not only a princely 
host but one of the kindest and most thoughtful. 
In his silver carriage, which he had expressly 
made for the Durbar and which cost 75,000 rupees, 
in his long coat of white brocade and his blue 



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turban set with diamonds and emeralds as large 
as pigeon’s eggs, and a ^^i 5,000 pearl necklace 
round his neck, he remained in my memory as the 
last word in Oriental magnificence. When I next 
met him it was in the Fish Department at Harrods 
and he was attired in a blue suit and a straw hat. 
The national costume of Imperial Britain seemed 
an outrage to that memory, the Fish Department 
an incongruous background after glittering Delhi. 
But I am not sure that “ Ranji,” the popular hero 
of cricket-loving England, was not a happier ma-n 
in his flat over Harrods than the Jam Sahib of 
Nawanagar, who must often have suffered from 
the loneliness of rulers and potentates with minds 
in advance of their time and their country. 



CHAPTER VII 


KERRY SOCIETY — ^THE SKELLIGS 

G oing away to other lands makes one appre- 
ciate one’s own aU the more on returning 
to it. The coming back to Caragh never 'dis- 
appointed. Nothing I had seen on my travels 
ever thrilled me quite so much as the first glimpse 
of the Lake glinting through the trees from the 
narrow winding road above the shores, the view 
from the terrace of the fir-clad island and the blue 
encircling mountains. Life in London became less 
irksome for the feeling that within a sixteen-hour 
journey lay an enchanted land to which one could 
repair at any time. Travelling to Ireland was less 
harassing in those days than it is now. There 
were day-boats from Fishguard to Rosslare and 
there were no irritating Customs to be faced at 
dawn. Visitors could come, and often did, for 
week-ends. I myself thought nothing of the jour- 
ney, which I have difficulty in screwing myself up 
to at all now, but which I often then undertook 
five or six times a year. 

In spite of its remoteness, there was plenty of 
society in Kerry in pre-war days. All the houses, 
large and small, were lived in, not closed and 
shuttered as they are to-day, or mere bumt-out 
walls standing as tragic monuments to Irish free- 
dom. The Kenmares were living at Killamey 
House, the enormous red-brick structure built by 
the last Earl, which incidentally ruined him and 

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02 THE WINDS OF TIME 

which was accidentally burnt to the ground in 
1912 — a tragedy for the Kenmares and for 
Killamey, because, although the red brick did 
not harmonize with the wonderful frame in which 
it was set, it was a stately and impressive pile, the 
charred and blackened remains of which disfigure 
to-day the glorious scenery of Killamey’s lower 
lake. For unfortunately, instead of pulling down 
the bumt-out shell and rebuilding on a smaller 
scale on the same site, the present Kenmares retired 
to the stables, which had been the original house 
of the famil y and which they did up and lived in 
until a few years ago, when they put up the shutters 
and went to live in London. 

Nobody ever loved Kerry more or worked harder 
for her benefit than Lady Kenmare, who, as Lady 
Castlerosse, when she first came to live at Killarney 
House, started schools and industries of every 
description and who later raised thousands of 
pounds for the Lady Dudley Nursing Scheme. As 
gifted as she is charming, in her tireless efforts to 
biing prosperity and happiness to the poor she 
showed how imderstanding and sympathetic an 
Englishwoman married to an Irishman can be in 
the land of her adoption. Except for an occasional 
visit of a few days, ELillamey now, alas ! knows her 
no more and is in more ways than one the poorer 
for her absence. 

Muckross, the equally lovely home for genera- 
tions of the Herbert family, had been bought at 
that time by Mr. Bourn, a Californian millionaire, 
for his only daughter, Maud, the wife of Arthur 
Vincent. Newly married, young and rich, the 
Vincents entertained royally and gardened im- 
perially, transforming, in typically lavish American 
fashion, the face of the land, sweeping away for^ts 
in a night, clothing in a day the mountain sides 



MUCKROSS 


63 

with colour, producing acres of grassy lawns with 
the wave of a magician’s wand, until the gods, 
jealous as always of successful enterprise in Ireland, 
dealt ill-fated Muckross a shattering knock-out 
blow — ^Maud Vincent dying tragically of pneu- 
monia in New York. Her husband, finding it 
impossible after her death to keep up the place 
as they had done in the past, offered it, in 1932, 
to the Nation. The Government accepted the gift 
without having the slightest idea of what to do 
with it. Some day, perhaps, the youth of Ireland, 
wandering by the shores of the lake, roaming the 
wooded mountain slopes, will realize the beauty of 
its marvellous possession. Meanwhile, the house 
stands silent and deserted ; the lovely gardens are, 
however, kept up and have not as yet assumed the 
detached, uimatural air peculiar to State-owned 
shrubs and flowers which belong to everybody and 
to nobody. 

Lakeview, another charming place on the lower 
lake, now being nm by his son as an hotel, was 
in those days the home of Sir Morgan O’Connell, 
a kinsman of the Liberator and himself a splendid 
specimen of the best type of Kerry landlord : a fine 
sportsman, genial and courteous, beloved by his 
neighbours and his tenants, with an unfailing sense 
of humour and a wonderful collection of Irish 
stories. One of his own experiences which always 
.amused me was of his first visit to a smart London 
restaurant in the days when cold storage was in 
its infancy. It was late spring, and a roast grouse 
was brought him by a waiter. “ A sitting hen ! ” 
he exclaimed in horror. “ Good God ! take her 
away at once.” 

Over the mountains from EdUamey, on Kenmare 
Bay, the lovely fjord-like inlet of the sea which 
stretches inland for thirty miles between two long 



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64 

ranges of blue hills, the Colombs were living at 
Dromquinna, the Hoods at Dromore Castle, 
Colonel Warden at Derryquin, which he had 
recently bought from the Blands, while to en- 
trancing Garinish Island, where tree-ferns flourish 
with the same luxuriance as in their native land, 
came every summer Lord Dunraven, a great 
sportsman whose interests and activities covered 
an extraordinarily wide field, a great Irishman 
who lived his life spaciously and completely, and 
whose love for his country showed itself in practical 
schemes carried out for her benefit. 

On Dingle Bay, another beautiful inlet of the 
sea, at CaUinafercy, were my brother and his wife 
(he had married again in 1906, Meriel, daughter 
of Sir George Hodson), and at Kilcoleman Abbey 
were my sister Mary and her husband Sir William 
Godfrey. The Robert Fitzgeralds were living at 
BaUyard, the Blennerhassetts at Ballyseedy, the 
Crosbies at Ballyheigue Castle ; while at the 
Barracks in Tralee, the depot of the 4th Battalion 
of the Munsters, the Kerry militia held every 
summer their training to the accompaniment of 
dances, picnics and gymkhanas. A crowded life 
for those who hked it and a new one for people 
who, before the advent of motors, had lived remote 
and secluded though in the same county, separated 
from each other by mountain ranges, seldom 
meeting, almost unknown to one another. 

Places as well as people became suddenly ac- 
cessible, even the Skelligs, those shadowy rocks 
rising out of the Atlantic on the distant horizon, 
which I had always longed to visit, being brought 
within easy reach by motor-boat. From Valentia 
Island we steered one day our course through the 
narrow channel between the black rocks and the 
green clifife of the Kerry shore out towards the 



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65 

West, where two distant peaks rose dimly out of 
the ocean’s vast expanse. Gradually their outline 
grew sharper and more forbidding, and the sea, 
which during our three-hour voyage had been as 
peaceful as the siuface of a river, began to heave 
and churn. Soon, the Small Skellig stood above 
our little boat, sharp and sinister, with stupendous 
cliffs, its jagged heights of reddish marble a 
seething multitude of circling birds, huge waves 
dashing with horrid ominousness against the cruel 
and defiant rocks, rising like a vast buttress from 
the sea, protecting the gannet’s breeding sanctuary 
from man’s intrusion. Beyond, on the right, th,e 
Greater Skellig, high and green, raised its sea-pink 
covered slopes. Ever more impressive it grew, 
the nearer we approached beneath the overhanging 
heights, frowning down upon the cockleshell in 
which, oblivious of our nothingness, we steered 
towards its savagely inhospitable shore. Even on 
this perfect, windless St. Martin’s sununer day the 
landing seemed formidable enough. Later on, 
when great gales come sweeping up the Adantic, 
when whirlwinds rage and the waters leap and 
beat tumultuously agaiimt the eternally immovable 
rock, it is so impracticable that, the previous winter, 
the keepers of the' lighthouse — the only inhabitants 
of this lonely outpost — ^had remained for 107 days 
without communication firom the outer world. 

Under the dark and overhanging rock beneath 
which we eventually moored, a winding road, 
following the outline of the projecting clifii leads 
round the sides of a fearful chasm, in which the 
waves break with a deep, thundering boom, to the 
lower lighthouse. On the right a flight of steps, 
690 in number, broken in places, exqmsitely lined 
and cushioned in banks of greenest thrift, ascends 
the dizzy height, on which has stood throughout 

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66 

the centuries the strangely interesting monastic 
settlement dedicated to St. Michael, of the history 
of which so little is known to-day. 

In his History of Ireland Keating alludes to it as 
“ a kind of rock situated a few leagues in the sea 
and since St. Patrick’s time much frequented by 
way of piety and devotion ” — a statement for 
which he quotes, however, no more authority 
than Dr. Smith, in his History of Kerry, gives for his : 
that the monastery was founded by St. Finan the 
Leper, whose cell on Lough Corrane on the main- 
land it greatly resembles. The earliest authentic 
record of the monastic settlement would seem, 
then, to occur in a.d. 838, when we read in The 
Wars of the Dams that “ Scelig Michil was also 
plundered by them and they took EitgaU with them 
into captivity and it was by miracles he escaped, 
and he died of hunger and thirst with them.” 
This allusion, with two other dates, a.d. 950 and 
A.D. 1044, referred to in the Annals of the Four 
Masters as being the years of the death of Blathmhac 
of Scelig and of Aedh of Scelig Michil, together 
widi a description by Giraldus Cambrensis of “ an 
island in the Southern part of Mimster with a 
church dedicated to St. Michael, famed for its 
orthodox sanctity from very ancient times,” appear 
to contain all the available authentic information 
of the island. 

From the eastern end of a flat rock known as 
“ Christ’s Saddle ” spring steps leading to the 
Monastery, which stands 650 feet over sea-level, 
fortified by retaining walls, some 5 feet wide in 
parts, and encloang seven beehive cells, two of 
which were used as oratories. The more modem 
Church of St. Michael, in the structure of which 
mortar has been used, was in a state of dilapidation, 
whereas the original cells, being built of dby stone 



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67 

and of “ beehive ” design, remained, after a lapse 
of 900 yeaK, in a very good state of preservation. 

Outside the Monastery stands a solitary cell 
which was in all probability a penitent one, and 
immediately beyond are the recreation grounds, 
some 150 yards square in extent. The Monastery 
itself encloses an area of three-fourths of an Irish 
acre. In continuation of the main steps leading 
from the road up to it are other steps leading to 
the south-east side of the rock, and to a landing 
recently renovated and used at the present day. 
Although time has much defaced the regularity 
of these steps, there yet remains sufficient evidence 
to support the theory of this being the landing 
originally used by the monks. Leading from the 
cells to this landing is the “ Way of the Cross,” 
the cross itself being embedded in soil but its 
base just visible, with five stones, arranged hori- 
zontally, overhanging a larger stone, representing 
the five wounds received by our Lord. Along this 
Way of the Cross, from Christ’s Saddle or the 
Garden of Passion, a little green valley shelter- 
ing between two precipitous and rocky peaks, 
the tourist of to-day, with the pilgrim of old, climbs 
up the almost perpendicular steps to the “ Stone 
of Pain,” commemorating the moment when 
Christ, bowing under the weight of the cross, sank 
to the ground. From this point, at the edge of 
a precipice, hundreds of feet above the sea, the 
highest peak of the island runs up into the sky like 
some vast spire, girt with buttresses and pinnacles, 
with fantastically shaped rocks projecting like 
gargoyles from the face of the cliff, one of which, 
roughly hewn into the shape of a cross and named 
“ The Rock of Woman’s Wailing,” celebrates the 
scene in the walk to Calvary when Christ turns 
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68 

for me, but weep for yourselves and for your 
children.” 

Holes and stones cut in the rock lead up the 
perilous heights to other stations, some of which 
can only be safely reached on hands and knees — 
piety and adventure ever luring the pilgrim on to 
yet more hazardous enterprise. On and still on 
we see them climb, each upward step bringing the 
soul a holier message of reverence and awe, until 
at last is reached the little passage leading from 
the garden of the monks to the plateau, on which 
are situated the Church of St. Michael, the oratories 
and the beehive cells, those curiously shaped 
dwellings of the monks of old, who sought and 
found in these hermit retreats the spiritual strength 
to fight and conquer the powers of evil and dark- 
ness. Of these ruins it has been truly said that 
“ so sad and solemn is the scene that none should 
approach it but the pilgrim and the penitent.” 
And though we live in a world to-day of few 
pilgrimages and of even less repentance, trivial 
indeed must be the mind which could view this 
holy spot without a feeling of reverence and 
solemnity. In their desolate beauty, in their 
primitive austerity, these buildings, set like some 
rough and xmcut precious stone in a jewelled 
radiance of surrounding sea and sky, seemed 
essentially a place of prayer. Unconsciously the 
feeling stole over one of being sofdy drawn into 
that state of contemplation in which the monks of 
old found refuge from a life of sin and strife. To 
remain, one felt, would mean being shaped like 
the surrormding stones into a calm and eternal 
holiness — to return to that world which, through 
the little window of the oratory, grew ever more 
remote, became increasingly impossible. And so 
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the sea-pink covered slope into the great immensityj 
wrapped in that silence, beauty and wonder 
described in the picturesque language alike of the 
Gael and the Arab as the “ Three Veils of God.” 
The abbot’s grave lay at oin: feet. Beyond, a 
primitive and almost shapeless cross stood out 
between the crumbling oratory and a beehive cell, 
its low and simple doorway leading into a circular 
chamber, the darkness broken by a tiny window, 
above which the form of a cross could just be seen. 
On the height above, more cells ; on the right, the 
cashel or enclosing wall in still perfect repair, rising 
sheer out of the edge of the precipice, 700 feet 
above the sea. A place of the dead if you will, yet 
not a place of sorrow ; for the Skelligs are of 
Ireland, and in Ireland the dead are ever more 
alive than the living. The body of the abbot may 
once, indeed, have lain beneath the mossy ground, 
but his spirit was hovering on that September after- 
noon over the ruined place of prayer. The gentle 
monks were murmuring their orisons, chanting 
their daily song of praise, each in his hermit cell ; 
while the great white birds, skimming the surface 
of the opalescent sea below, were surely the same 
as those which flapped their wings and shrilly 
screamed when, over eleven hundred years ago, 
the murderous Danes, descending on the rock, 
carried away the hapless EitgaU into a miserable 
captivity. Then, as now, in boundless silence 
and in boundless space, die sea lay shimmering 
in all the sheen and radiance of the opal, while 
away in the distance stretched the - soft, poetic 
moxmtains of Kerry — that mysteriously appealing 
land which takes die stranger to her breast and 
tears the heart out of those who love her best. 
Time has brought but litde change. Between 
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lighthouse-keepers of our own day, keeping their 
lonely vigil on the “ last of God’s fortresses in the 
Western sea,” some bond of union may still be 
found. The beacon warning the sailor of danger 
to his craft shines not less brilliantly to-day than 
that spiritual beacon which, in the early days of 
Christianity, shone forth like a star from those 
remotest shores of Ireland and sent missionaries 
all the world over, to point the way of salvation 
to those saUing on the perilous sea of sin and 
temptation. Philosophies have come and gone. 
Religions have had their ebb and flow. The stars 
still move, however, on their imchanging course. 
God is in his Heaven still, and although we may 
no longer agree with the poet that all is therefore 
well with the world, we find ourselves to-day, in 
spite of our vaunted progress and achievement, 
with more knowledge perhaps, certainly with less 
faith, still helpless in the face of circumstance, 
wondering and 

Watching as a patient, sleepless eremite 

The moving waters at their priest-like task 

Of pure ablution round earth’s human shores. 



CHAPTER VIII 


EGYPT — ^THE BUILDING OF THE ARD-NA-SIDHE — SOME 
KERRY FAIRIES 

I N 1912 Home’s grandmother died at the age of 
ninety. She was a remarkable old lady, who, 
until she was eighty-six, had never had an illness 
in her life. Her health and longevity were doubt- 
less due to the regularity of the life she led and 
the early hours she kept. Married at the age of 
twenty, she separated from her husband, Sir Home, 
two years later. Although she was extremely good- 
looking, she never had another love aSair and never 
evinced the slightest desire to marry again — the one 
experience, she always maintained, having been 
quite enough. Returning to her mother, Mrs. 
Barnewall, she devoted herself entirely to the up- 
bringing of her only son, who unfortimately proved 
even more impossible than her husband, repaying 
her devotion with ingratitude and abuse. 

On her mother’s death she set up house with her 
brother, Captain Charles Barnewall, in Granville 
Place, Portman Square ; and in 1875, when Sir 
Seton separated from his wife (who was the only 
daughter of Montagu Scott, M.P. for Brighton), she 
took charge of Home, who was their only son and 
who lived with her until his marriage to me. 
During the whole of that time she never lunched 
or dined out or went to a party of any description. 
She never went out except in a closed carriage, and 
only left London in the summer, when she took 

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lodgings for five or six weeks at Folkestone or 
Eastbourne. This monotonous existence seems to 
have agreed with them both, as Uncle Charles, who 
had left the Army at the age of twenty-seven 
because he was supposed to be dying, eventually 
lived to seventy-two, while Granny retained her 
looks and her vitality to the end of her life. 

The Bamewalls are an Irish family of which 
Lord Trimlestown is the head, and on her mother’s 
side she was Portuguese : a combination of races 
which may have accounted for a vivacity and 
sprighthness unusual in old ladies of the Victorian 
era. When, at the age of eighty-six, she got her 
first illness, she was terrified she might die. The 
doctor diagnosed it as stone, and a specialist. Sir 
WilHam Bennett, was called in. He advised an 
immediate operation. Granny shrieked and, cling- 
ing to Home and me, implored us not to allow it. 
In the circumstances there was nothing to be done 
but to let her have her way. Sir William was 
furious. “ She will die in agonies in twenty-four 
hours,” he said, as he walked out of the room. No 
sooner had he gone than Granny sat up and asked 
for a mutton chop. Whether she got it or not, I 
don’t remember, but I know that within a week I 
was taking her out shopping, and that she never 
had a recurrence of her illness, nor did she con- 
tract any other until four years later, when she really 
died more of old age than of any actual disease. 

I often used to think, if we had been Christian 
Scientists what a marvellous cure might have been 
claimed ; and really we would have been justified 
in attributing to faith a recovery which nobody 
was ever able to account for. 

***** 

The following year we spent part of an unfor- 
getable winter in Egypt, feeling, as often happens 



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73 

with any slight increase of income, a great deal 
more opulent than we really were ; living in 
expensive hotels and camping, even more expen- 
sively, in the desert, with an enormous retinue of 
dragomen, camels and donkeys. Egypt will always 
remain in my memory as a land of golden days 
and radiant nights. Nobody who has not seen the 
moon in the Valley of the Nile has ever seen the 
real thing — the pale, wan planet that lights Europe 
dimly and uncertainly throughout the night being 
but a dim reflection of the African moon which 
illuminates the sphinx and floods the desert with a 
brilliance which has to be seen to be believed. 
***** 

We had moved the previous year from Oving- 
ton Square to 2, Cheyne Walk, a tiny Queen 
Anne house with a powdering closet and a cottage 
in the garden at the back. In the following 
summer we embarked on the building of Ard-na- 
sidhe, a real house this time, built of stone and 
mortar, with a real architect in the shape of Mr. 
Morley Horder, chosen out of a number of com- 
petitors chiefly for his romantic appearance, which 
I felt somehow would be reflected in his designs 
and work. I wanted an inconsequent house and 
yet one that would give an impression of perman- 
ence in a landscape which changed its appear- 
ance as often as I changed my mind about the 
plans. No architect, I am sure, ever had so 
much to contend with, and none ever emerged 
more amiably out of the ordeal, not even utter- 
ing a protest when submitting a drawing which 
I saw one day, to my horror, was numbered 
“ 103.” 

The new house was even more beautifully situated 
than the wooden one, which, although only a few 
hundred yards away, was not visible from it, being 



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completely hidden by an intervening wood ; which 
was as well, as the hideousness and unsuitability 
of the latter was afflicting me more every day. 
Fortunately, being made of wood and iron, it was 
removable, and, having been disposed of to a local 
carpenter, it was later re-erected in Killorglin, 
where, for some time, it served as a Sinn Fein 
Club, being eventually burnt to the ground by the 
Black and Tans. 

Everything connected with the building of the 
new house was, as far as possible, of Irish origin, 
an exception having to be made with regard to the 
slates, which came from Westmorland, the quarries 
on Valentia Island being closed and no other grey 
slates of good quality being available in Ireland. 
The contractor was a native of Kullorglin and the 
workmen were all local. The stone came from 
Glenbeigh, the gravel from some derelict land on 
the other side of the Lake. At least, the contractor 
thought it was derelict until he received the follow- 
ing delightful protest from its bed-ridden owner — 
who, I need hardly say, received, in due course, 
the compensation so forcibly claimed : 

Mr. O Sullivan I mean to know, what claim had 
you or who gave you permission to come in to my 
land, myself and father have possessed those fifty 
years, and many a poxmds rent paid for it. If I 
had my health I would shue ye honestly for com- 
pensation as I did Kenedy for the railway fee, he 
took me twice to Killamey and did his best, I 
being an old occuper with a strong claim an my 
rent paid I got it in spite of him, its easy to wrong 
me these six years in my bed. Not a man in Kerry 
would alow you into his land and make a grave for 
his cattle and leave it so. 

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IRISH FAIRIES 75 

danger in time if my cows is clifted into it you are 
my mark 

a stitch in time saves nine 

from James 

Caragh Lake. 

At the back of the house was a fairy “ rath,” 
one of those curious hills often found in Ireland, 
with subterranean passages with stone-built walls 
leading into a large central cave, the origin of 
which is a mystery. Usually known as Danish 
forts, it is more than likely that the ancient Irish 
lived on top of these mounds in wood and wattle 
huts, surroimded by palisades for keeping out 
wolves, and that they used the cave for storing 
their grain and other possessions in winter, or for 
taking refuge in themselves when attacked by their 
enemies. Whoever built them, or whatever use 
they may have been put to in the past, these 
“ raths ” are regarded to this day by the peasants 
as the home of the Sidhcy “ the people of the hill,” 
who, according to some authorities, are the spirits 
of the Tuatha de danaan (the original mythical 
inhabitants of Ireland), and accor^ng to others, 
fallen angels who, cast out of Heaven for their sins, 
yet not evil enough for Hell, are allowed to 
occupy an intermediate space in Ireland, living in 
subterranean palaces into which mortals have 
occasionally been known to penetrate, in which 
they have found wonderful treasures of gold and 
silver and conversed with cats and greyhoimds, 
which, according to tradition, possessed, like all 
animals before the introduction of Christianity, 
faculties of speech and reason. 

In Kerry, the belief in fairies has lingered longer 
than in most parts of Ireland. U:^ortunately, 
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effect on the imagination, is doing its best-— or 
rather, its worst — to undermine it ; so that even 
though “ pookhies ” still dance on mossy raths and 
red-haired “ banshees ” shriek warnings of death, 
the awe in which the dwellings of these strange and 
supernatural beings were once held is so rapidly 
dying out that I was able to supervise, without a 
protest, the opening up of the “ fairy fort ” and 
the cutting down of a “ fairy thorn ” by men whose 
fathers and grandfathers would have flatly declined 
to lay hands on either. My surprise, therefore, was 
great when two of the labourers engaged in digging 
the foundations of the house, and to whom I had 
tentatively suggested exploring the fort, promptly 
followed me up the hiU and began to dig round the 
opening of one of the passages leading into the 
cave. No sooner was the entrance clear than one 
of them lay down flat on the ground and, crawling 
on all fours, disappeared from sight into the bowels 
of the earth. The other man exhibiting no con- 
cern, I considered it advisable also to maintain an 
attitude of indifference although fully conscious 
that, a few years ago, such an act would certainly 
have been attended with alarming consequences. 
Soon after, however, the man’s heels having reap- 
peared, and these being presently followed by his 
head, I was able to inquire not only as to his dis- 
coveries but as to the motive which had induced 
him to undertake what must have been a singularly 
unpleasant e3q)edition, judging from the condition 
of his clothes and the spiders’ nests reposing in his 
hair. Unfortunately, so far as his investigations 
went, there was nothing startling to reveal, the 
long narrow passage being one of five originally 
leading into, the central cave, the roof of which, 
however, had fallen in and blocked his progress. 
As to his motive, much as I regret to record it, I 



A FAIRY TREE 


77 

am obliged to admit it was wholly and entirely 
mercenary. “ I thought,” he replied, as he gin- 
gerly removed the woolly nests from his head, 
“ there could be money inside,” voicing the tradi- 
tion of buried treasure which prevails all over 
Kerry, as well as the altogether modern supremacy 
of the passion for gain over the power of super- 
stition. 

After this episode I felt sufficiently encouraged 
to suggest the removal of a thom-tree which seri- 
ously impeded the view from the house, but to 
which I had long been resigned, as one resigns 
oneself to Fate and all the immovable circumstances 
of life. Again, however, there was no remon- 
strance ; and as the tree fell with a crash on the 
mossy bank, if any fear of horrible consequences 
was felt by those present, it was felt by me alone, 
the men who had done the unholy deed resuming 
their pipes, shouldering their saws and hatchets, 
and strolling back to their ordinary work. Per- 
sonally, for years I never passed the spot where the 
tree once stood without an almost imperceptible 
shudder of apprehension ; for, after all, the thorn 
is a fairy tree, and “ Anna Grace,” of Sir Samuel 
Ferguson’s ballad, is not the only mortal who has 
been spirited away from her companions by 

the silent fairy crowd. 

Like a river in the air gliding round. 

Nor scream can raise nor prayer can any say. 

But wild, wild the terror of the speechless three, 

For they feel fair Anna Grace drawn silently away — 
By whom they dare not look to see. 

Where such a tragic fate overtook poor Anna 
Grace and her three companions, who, after all, 
had only been guilty of dancing beneath the fairy 
thorn, one may perhaps be pardoned for feeling a 
certain apprehensiveness when it came to cutting 



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78 

one down. As a matter of fact, however, the 
punishment for such a deed, if tmpleasant, does 
not appear as severe as might be expected, judging 
by another poem (by Allingham) in which we read 
of fairies who 

Have planted thom-trees 
For pleasure here and there ; 

Is any man so daring 
As dig them up in spite 
He shall find their sharpest thorns 
In his bed at night. 

Altogether, seeing the vindictive nature of fairies 
and their uncompromising attitude towards the 
transgressors of their laws, it is perhaps not to be 
regretted that, though still inhabiting the earth, they 
should be gradually losing something of their power. 

At the same time, if the wholesome awe usually 
connected with the supernatural element in life 
appears to be dying out, on the principle of the 
Kerry man who denied the power of the priest to 
turn him, as threatened, into a rat, but who all 
the same took the precaution of shutting up the 
cat at night, a certain respect for the fairies still 
prevails, which is perhaps as well. For if in the 
past they have displayed an altogether uncharitable 
tendency to take babies out of their cradles and to 
substitute for them fairy changelings of uncertain 
temper ; to lure newly married women away from 
their husbands, leaving counterfeit corpses in their 
places ; to administer blows to strong men which 
result in paralysis and blindness ; to bewitch cows 
so that their milk fails and to blight and destroy 
whole crops of potatoes, it must be remembered 
that they are also capable of rewarding virtue, as 
in the case of Hanafin and his cows, one of the 
many delightful fairy tales collected in Kerry by 
the late Mr, Jeremiah Curtin. 



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79 

Hanafin, it appears, was a farmer living near 
Dingle, owning a large herd of cows, which were 
driven up every morning to be milked in front of 
the house. It happened, however, that for several 
days in succession the tub into which the milk was 
poured by the girls was mysteriously overturned 
and the milk spilled. Hanafin’s wife was naturally 
exceedingly indignant, but in spite of every pre- 
caution the milk continued to be upset. One 
morning, however, as Hanafin was walking along 
the road past a fairy fort, he heard a child crying 
inside it and a woman’s voice say, “ Be quiet a 
while, Hanafin’s cows are going home ; we’ll soon 
have milk in plenty.” Now Hanafin, being a wise 
man, said nothing, but went home and personally 
supervised the miUdng, with the result that, on the 
usual overturning of the tub, he stopped his wife 
in the middle of her scolding by telling her it was 
no fault of the girl, who on this occasion had been 
pushed by one of the cows against the tub. ‘ ‘ Leave 
it to me,” he said. “ I’ll try and manage this 
business.” 

The following morning, on hearing the child 
crying again in the fort, he, “ like the brave man 
that he was,” went inside. He saw no one, but he 
said : “ A child is crying for milk. A cow of mine 
will calve to-morrow. I’ll let no one milk that 
cow ; you can do what you like with her milk.” 

The tub was never turned over again, and for 
two years Hanafin prospered in every way, taking 
good care of the cow and never letting a girl or 
woman milk her. Unfortunately, however, Han- 
afin, being a Kerry man, was also soft-hearted, 
and, some of his neighboxurs getting into trouble, he 
went secxirity for them, with the result that the 
creditors came down on him and the baUiff arrived 
one day in order to drive off his cattle. Hanafin 



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thereupon repaired to the fairy fort and said : 
“ I’m going to lose all my cattle, but I’ll try to 
keep the cow I gave you, so that the child may 
have the milk.” 

Three bailiffs came, and went down to the pas- 
tures across the field, but when they drove the 
cows up as far as the fairy fort each bailiff “ was 
caught and thrown hither and over by people he 
couldn’t see ; one minute he was on one side of the 
ditch and the next minute on the other side. They 
were so roughly handled and bruised that they 
were hardly alive, and they not seeing who or 
what was doing it. The cattle, raising their tails, 
bawled and ran offto the pastures.” The following 
morning ten policemen and bai l i f fs went to take 
Hanafin’s cattle, with, however, identically the 
same result, “ so that they barely left the place 
alive.” Never again did police or bailiff meddle 
with Hanafin’s cows, and, above aU, the creditors 
never collected the money. 

Occasionally the fairies, being Irish, display a 
certain sense of humour, as in the case of John 
Connors, a farmer who lived near Killarney, whose 
delight was so great at being presented by his wife, 
after seven daughters, with a son, that he broke 
his spade in the ditch for joy and started off to the 
next parish to find sponsors for the christening, not 
considering anybody in his own parish worthy of 
the honour. He had, however, not gone very far 
before meeting a stranger riding on a white horse, 
attired in red knee-breeches, a swallow-tailed coat 
and a tall hat, who asked him where he was going. 

“ I’m going,” said Goimor, “ to Beaufort to find 
sponsors for my young son.” 

“ Oh, you foolish man,” said the stranger, “ you 
left the road a mile behind you. Turn back and 
take the left hand.” 



THE LIVE CORPSE 


8l 


John Connors, having done as directed, had not 
ridden very far along the new road when he met 
the same gentleman again, who once more directed 
him on his way. As a matter of fact, all that night 
he kept meeting the stranger, who finally invited 
him to his house and insisted on his staying with 
him till the morning. Once Connors was asleep, 
the stranger took his clothes, formed a corpse in 
exact imitation of the owner, put the clothes on it, 
tied the body to the horse and, leading it outside, 
turned its head towards home, keeping Connors 
himself in bed for three weeks. 

The horse in due course found its way home, and 
the people, seeing the corpse on its back, took it for 
Connors, to whom they gave a great wake that 
night, “ everybody mourning and lamenting for 
him, for wasn’t he a good man and the father of a 
large family ? ” 

Three weeks later Connors was awakened by his 
host and told to go home. 

“ But where are my clothes ? ” asked Connors, 
sitting up in bed and looking roimd him. 

“ I know nothing of your clothes,” said the 
stranger, “ and the sooner you get out of this the 
better.” 

“ But God help me,” said Connors, “ how am I 
to go home without my clothes ? If I had a shirt 
itself it wouldn’t be so bad, but to go without a 
rag at all on me ! ” 

“ Don’t be talking,” said the man ; “ take a sheet 
and be off with you. I have no time to lose on the 
like of you.” 

John, being afraid of the man, took the sheet and 
went out. Now it is the custom in Ireland, when 
^ybody dies, to sprinkle holy water on the clothes 
of the deceased and to give them for God’s sake 
to the poor, thereby ensuring their having them 



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82 

for their own use in another world. So that when 
John Connors appeared in his native town in a 
sheet, the people who saw him, on recovering from 
the shock, rushed to his wife and accused her of 
not having given his clothes to the poor, since his 
ghost was roaming aroimd in nakedness. 

“ Indeed,” said his wife, “ I did give them 
away ; it must be that the man I gave them to 
didn’t wear them to Mass, and that is why my 
poor husband is naked in the other world ” ; 
whereupon she went for the neighbour and pro- 
ceeded to revile him. 

“ Bad luck to you, you heathen,” said she. “ I 
did not think you the man to leave my poor John 
naked in the other world. You neither went to 
Mass in the clothes I gave you, nor sprinkled holy 
water on them.” 

The neighbour having, however, proved to her 
satisfaction that he had performed all the necessary 
rites over the garments, the widow returned home, 
only to receive herself that same night a visitation 
from the ghost. Overcome with terror she hid 
hei^lf and her children under the bedclothes, 
leaving John tapping at the window while she 
offered up prayers for the repose of his soul. 

Whenever Connors appeared it was always with 
the same result ; even the doctor, having seen him 
through the window, refusing to open the door to 
him. At last he betook himself to the priest, 
whose housekeeper, having opened the door, fell in 
a fit on the stairs on seeing the apparition. The 
priest, hearing the noise, ran out, and, finding him- 
self face to face with the ghost of the corpse over 
whom he had said Mass, refused to believe him 
alive. 

“ If you are,” said he, “ where are your clothes ? ” 

“I don’t know where they are,.” said Coimors, 



ESSENTIAL SUPERNATURAUSM 83 

“ or how they went from me, but I haven’t them, 
sure enough.” 

“ Go into the kitchen,” said the priest. “ I’ll 
bring you clothes, and then you must tell me what 
happened to you.” 

Connors having related his adventures, “ ’Tis 
Daniel O’Donohue, the fairy chief— King of Loch- 
lein (Killarney) — that played the trick on you,” 
said the priest. “ Why didn’t you get sponsors at 
home in this parish for your son as you did for your 
daughters?” And having duly admonished him 
for his pride and his wilfulness the priest accom- 
panied liim to his wife’s house, where, in answer to 
their knocking, they were only met with renewed 
prayers for the repose of Connors’ soul. After some 
time, however, the priest prevailed on her to open 
the door and finally succeeded in convincing her 
that her husband was really there in the flesh. 

Once restored to the bosom of his family, it is not 
surprising to hear that after all his adventures in 
the sheet, “ no matter how large his family was in 
after years, John Connors never went from home 
again to find sponsors.” 

Taking it all roxmd it would be a drab world if 
there were no fairies in it, no supernatural region 
where nothing is too preposterous to occur ; for, in 
spite of the fact that we live in a proverbially 
materialistic age, for each of us individually this 
land takes shape, according to our own imaginings : 
but whether we locate it in this world or in the 
next, and whether we call its inhabitants gods or 
fairies, matters little. The essential fact remains 
that earth-bound humanity, seeking to escape from 
the sordid cares and anxieties of everyday Itfe, still 
dreams in one form or another of a world of fan- 
tastic happenings, which, in some unaccountable 
manner, exercise a mysterious influence on one’s 



84 the winds of time 

life and actions. Certainly one cannot imagine 
Kerry without this other world, beautiful, mys- 
terious Kerry, where, if anywhere, the fairies 

Live on crispy pancakes 
Of yellow tide foam : 

Some in the reeds 
Of the black mountain lake 
With frogs for their watch-dogs 
All night awake. 



CHAPTER IX 


POLITICS— A NATIONALIST MEETING — ^THE IRISH CLUB — 
VICEREGAL LODGE — ^LLOYD GEORGE — ^THE NATIONAL 
VOLinTTEERS 

T O be suspected of Nationalist sympathies in 
Kerry in 1913 was almost as bad in the 
eyes of one’s Unionist neighbours as being suspected 
of murder. Ever since I had thought about the 
matter at all I had been a Home Ruler, but I 
have never been able to take politics with the same 
seriousness with which my “ ^e-hard ” neighbours 
took their Unionism, and I have always thought 
it would be a dull world if we all held the same 
opinions. But when I once said so to a friend 
with whom I had been having a fierce political 
argument, she replied heatedly : “ No, I don’t. 
I wemt everybody to think as I do because I know 
I’m light.” 

Being totally lacking in a similar conviction of 
my own infallibility on any subject, I discreetly 
kept my opinions as much as possible to myself, 
except for one memorable lapse when I expressed 
them at length in the Daily Mail in a letter un- 
fortunately published on the one day of all others 
when the whole Goimty were returning, in a flushed 
and exalted condition, from Belfast, where they 
had been signing Sir Edward Carson’s Covenant 
with pens dipped, it was said, in blood from their 
own veins — proving once more how impossible it 
is to be serious in Ireland without being ridiculous. 

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THE, WINDS OF TIME 


86 

Believing, as they undoubtedly did, that the pass- 
ing of the Home Rule Act would mean the end 
of Ireland — or at any rate the end of their own 
class, which was all of Ireland that mattered to 
them — their feelings were naturally outraged by 
my letter, which they all read in the train on their 
homeward journey. That I should hold opinions 
so utterly at variance with theirs seemed to them 
a betrayal of my class. Their indignation was in- 
tense ; and when, soon after, I attended John 
Redmond’s great Nationalist meeting in Kerry, 
got up as a counterblast to the Carson show in the 
North, my ostracism was complete. Quite useless 
were my protestations that nothing but curiosity 
had been my motive in attending that momentous 
gathering. In vain I sought for some explanation 
of the fact that to attend a political meeting in 
Ireland is to be guilty of a crime against society. 
In England I had listened on various occasions in 
Hyde Park, and even within the hallowed precincts 
of the Albert Hall, to fanatical outbursts of Social- 
ists, Suifragettes, and Anarchists, without in any 
way polluting the crystal pmity of my principles. 
The sole result of my most reasoned argument was 
the reiteration of the fact that in Ireland people 
brought up in Unionist circles did not attend 
Nationalist meetings. Why they should not do so, 
nobody went to the length of explaining. Briefly 
and finally, “ it was not done.” 

The fact remains, however, that I did it, and I 
shall always be glad that I did, even though it 
ended in my falling through the platform in the 
middle of Redmond’s speech and narrowly 
escaped ending my career in a manner which 
would certainly have commended itself to my 
neighbours as thoroughly justifiable and deserved. 

Apart from this tragic catastrophe the expedition 



A NATIONALIST MEETING 87 

was a great success. All along the beautiful coast 
road skirting Dingle Bay we followed in the wake 
of the Nationalist leader, past groups of cheering 
men, women and children waving green flags, to 
Cahirciveen, where we alighted at the hotel. A 
gargantuan meal was in progress. Everywhere 
were joints — even on the stairs — and everywhere 
people eating and drinking ; boiled mutton, roast 
duck and ham, all on the same plate, appearing 
to be the favourite menu. 

In a private room, the Leader, his wife, his trusty 
henchman, Pat O’Brien, and various followers 
were tossing off champagne and claret. While we 
were being introduced to him, Mr. Morley Horder 
penetrated, with typically British indiscretion, to 
the kitchen. What he saw he never related, but 
he returned pale and silent and, refusing all 
nourishment, sat, remote and uncompromising, 
among the potato skins and the gravy dishes on 
the stairs. 

In the street outside, cavalcades of the “ Ancient 
Order of Hibernians,” with green sashes slung 
across their shoulders, galloped wildly up and 
down, while Christian Brother bands played 
patriotic, if slightly discordant, melodies. Banners 
inscribed “We will have Home Rule” stretched 
across the road. Over the gaily decorated plat- 
form outside the Carnegie Hall, one proclaiming 
“ Iveragh solid for Home Rule ” waved in the 
breeze. It was, as a matter of fact, the only thing 
in our immediate vicinity that was at all soUd. 
The platform, tightly wedged with humanity, as 
a way was forcibly made on it for us by our local 
M.P., swayed ominously. Throughout the open- 
ing speeches it quivered sympathetically with the 
patriotic emotion displayed by the speakers. No 
sooner had Mr. Redmond risen to his feet, at the 



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88 

front, than the occupants of the back rows began 
to press forward, with the result that, the planks 
beneath us giving way, we found ourselves crashing 
through space on to what appeared to be the floor 
of Hell, a shrieking, cursing, trampling mass, who 
eventually found themselves struggling on the 
ground among the empty porter barrels on which 
the platform had originally been raised. 

Were we dead or were we not? A moment of 
painful uncertainty, after which, disentangling our 
mixed-up limbs from those of our neighbours, we 
scrambled to our feet, finding, to our surprise, that 
few of us were greatly damaged, but amazed to 
hear the meeting proceeding as if no cataclysm had 
occmred. This, we subsequently discovered, was 
due not so much to the heardessness of the speaker 
as to the sang-froid displayed by the chairman, 
who, from a position of safety in front, in order to 
avoid a panic, had informed the public, as we 
disappeared from view, that “ a few people had 
temporarily left the back of the platform.” 

From a window through which we were eventu- 
ally hauled into the basement, we mounted to an 
upper storey and on to a flat roof, from which 
we listened to Mr. Redmond’s speech. Eloquent, 
fervent and sincere, it left one with a feeling of 
hopefulness that at last the ship was really at the 
harbour’s mouth and Ireland at the beginning of 
a new era ; even if, at the back of one’s mind, 
one found oneself wondering whether, in his con- 
temptuous allusions to Ulster and Sir Edward 
Carson, the Nationalist Leader was not Tnaking 
the fatal mistake of underestimating the strength 
of the enemy. 

“ Implacable, irreconcilable, based on neither 
argument nor reason, its root the old spirit of 
ascendancy— a brutal and arrogant determination to 



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override the will of Parliament and of the country 
at any risk,” was the Ulster opposition a thing to 
be lightly dismissed as “ humbug,” the tactics of 
the Carsonites to be described as the “ methods of 
desperate, broken and resourceless men ” ? 

That Mr. Redmond honestly believed it to be 
so was obvious. 

“ The man is mad,” he remarked with an air 
of finality of Sir Edward Carson, as we subsequently 
walked across the square, when the meeting was 
over, to the hotel for further refreshment. 

I remember asking him how he liked his audience. 

“ They are too intelligent,” he replied, “ and 
take up points too quickly.” 

The interruptions had certainly been trying and 
the Leader was obviously annoyed, which perhaps 
was not surprising seeing that Mrs. Redmond’s 
foot had been badly hurt in the collapse of the 
platform and that somebody’s blood had been shed 
profusely over her coat. 

As we motored home in the gathering dusk, 
Mr. Morley Horder nursing a damaged shin-bone, 
his English Liberal, Home Rule convictions tem- 
porarily abandoned, kept gasping, “ What a 
country ! ” assuring us that people who were 
incapable of constructing even a platform could 
not possibly be trusted to construct a political 
constitution. 

Perhaps he was right. I don’t know. Since 
then much water has flowed beneath the bridges 
of Ireland. Mr. Redmond died and the Nationalist 
party went down. The Convention, which proved 
that, outside Ulster, Unionists and Nationalists 
were not irreconcilable, collapsed when the new 
Home Rule Bill promised by Lloyd George failed 
to materialize. In the elections held soon after, or 
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90 

contest, Ireland threw herself unresistingly into the 
arms of Sinn Fein, which has since become openly 
Republican. 

What the eventual result of it all would be, 
who could say? Whether Ireland would prove 
capable of governing herself or not, England at 
any rate had proved her incapacity to do it for 
her. 

I suppose it was by constant insistence on this 
fairly obvious fact that I came to be labelled in 
Unionist circles as a Sinn Feiner, although con- 
scious of no more startling political conviction than 
this. Not being of the stuff of which martyrs 
are made, it is not, however, one for which I was 
prepared to die. And in Ireland, if you have 
political principles, you are unfortimately always 
expected to die for Aem. To have no prejudices, 
to be possessed of an open mind, means that, sooner 
or later, you will be suspected by aU parties in 
the country of dishonesty ; of “ hunting vdth the 
hounds and running with the hare.” 

Every movement in Ireland, from the starting of 
a creamery to the studying of Celtic literature, 
begins in Ae same way — on strictly non-political, 
non-sectarian lines, and ends in bloodshed and fire ; 
while to identify yourself with neither side is to 
live and die in the shadow of suspicion. 

Feeling I might as weU be hanged for a sheep as 
for a lamb, I plunged with enthusiasm into Irish 
politics, proclaiming my Nationalist sympathies 
on every possible occasion — ^usually with disastrous 
results, the most humiliating of which was the 
remark of a hairdresser who, in the course of a 
shampoo, reproachfully told me he had never yet 
met a lady who was a Home Ruler. 

I made a great many enendes and lost a number 
of Mends, incidentally consoling myself with the 



THE ABERDEENS gi 

reflection that friendships so easily lost were in 
any case not worth preserving. 

It takes so much energy to maintain an unpopular 
point of view that I found myself gradually drifting 
out of Unionist circles into Home Rule ones. I 
joined various leagues and societies for the purpose 
of supporting Irish freedom, and dined frequently 
at the Irish Club, later a highly respectable insti- 
tution, with peers, and even princes, as guests of 
the evening, but then somewhat of a pot-house in 
the Charing Cross Road. My memory of these 
dinners is chiefly of enormous women attired in 
bright green satin and of wild young men in day 
clothes who invariably opened their after-dinner 
speeches with the remark : “ I am aware that this 
Club is strictly non-sectarian and non-political, 
but — my Father was a member of the Land League 
(applause), my Grandfather was a Fenian (still 

louder applause), I myself am a ” (deafening 

applause which completely drowned the nature of 
his own political convictions, as well as the protests 
of the popular secretary, Sam Geddes). 

At those entertainments I met various Nationalist 
members with whom I used to dine in the House 
of Commons or have tea on the Terrace ; while 
one of our own Kerry members, Tom O’Donnell, 
undertook to teach me Irish — an effort which did 
not, I fear, meet with much success, but which led 
to a lifelong friendship with a man of exceptional 
character and charm, whose passionate belief in 
Ireland has survived the winds of time and the 
storms of disillusionment. 

In November 1913 I finally “ put the lid ” on 
my social collapse by staying with the Aberdeens 
at the Viceregal Lodge. Unionist Ireland never 
recognizing a Liberal Viceroy, the Aberdeens were 
not only ostracized but were the subject of endless 



QQ the winds of time 

petty 3 iid ridiculous stories which did not contuin 
even the proverbial grain of ttuth. The Lodge 
was a delightful house to stay in, and the fact^ of 
their not having to entertain hosts of people wiA 
whom they could never have had anything in 
common gave the Aberdeens all the more time to 
devote to the causes they both had at heart, hteals 
were erratic. Dinner was seldom before 1 1 p.m. 
and often very much later. At the end of a strenu- 
ous day devoted to expeditions to distant sanatoria 
and milk depots, there were generally meetings to 
be attended in the evenings lasting until one’s usual 
bedtime, but the most though^l of A.D.C.S 
invariably sent, on these occasions, soup and 
poached eggs to one’s bedroom to sustain one 
between tea and the midnight meal. 

Lady Aberdeen herself is capable not only of 
p xis tin g without food but widiout sleep, being 
frequently found by a housemaid, at sunrise, seated 
in her evening dress at her writing-table. 

No Vicereine ever worked harder or spent more 
time and money on the welfare of Ireland, but, 
because she was a Home Ruler, the Unionist 
element, instead of lending a helping hand to a 
crusade they should have long ago started them- 
selves, merely sniffed and repeated idiotic tales of 
Viceregal economies, which, even if they were 
true, in no way affected Lady Aberdeen’s generosity 
to the poor. On one occasion when she came to 
Kerry I took her to one of the most poverty-stricken 
re^ons known as “ Congested Districts,” where 
human beings, pigs and chickens lived in distressing 
proximity. In every cottage we entered she left 
an amazingly generous contribution, for which I 
subsequently foimd myself sharing a certain amount 
oS whdOy unmerited credit, a mythical personage 
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MR. LLOYD GEORGE 93 

in the recollection of the astonished inhabitants of 
Cromane. 

Although it is many years since they left Ireland, 
the cause for which both Lord and Lady Aberdeen 
worked so unremittingly still goes on, and the most 
appropriate monument to their memory is to be 
found in the decrease of tuberculosis and the 
amazingly improved health of the country in 
general. 

As a member of the crowd, I watched one day 
in a Dublin street the arrival of their successors. 
Lord Wimborne, “ a fine figure of a man on horse- 
back,” commanded universal admiration. Lady 
Wimborne, in a bright green cloak, very well got 
up, was seated with her children in an open carriage. 

“ Holy Mary ! ” said a woman in front of me. 
“ Did ye ever see the like of her l—poor Lady 
Aberdeen at any rate looked respectable.” 

^ ^ ^ ^ 

In the spring of 1914 we went to stay with Mr. 
Avray Tipping in his lovely new house at Chepstow, 
with marvellous gardens of many delights. Lloyd 
George and a large party of Welsh members, their 
wives and families, came over on Sunday to limch. 
I sat next him and we talked of Ulster, which of 
course at that time was the one subject of con- 
versation. His irresponsibility rather horrified me. 
He enthused over the National Volunteers and 
said America would supply them with money and 
arms. I said, “ What chance have they in a Civil 
War ? You know what Irish rebellions have 
always been — they invariably rise on the wrong 
day, or lose their leader, or else there is a storm — 
they have no organization.” 

“ Ah,” he said, “ they never had a chance 
before, never till now have they had a sympathetic 



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Government.” He was obviously all for civil 
war. 

I suggested one did not want to start Home Rule 
under such circumstances. “ Oh, I don’t know,” 
he said, “ it’s not such a bad way.” 

He said he told Redmond two years before what 
he was up against in Ulster, and neither he nor 
Devlin would believe him ; both insisted that it 
was all bluff, confirming what Redmond and Devlin 
had both said to me, proving they did not take 
Ulster seriously. 

I told him “ Garsonite ” was the most oppro- 
brious epithet you could bestow on your enemy 
in the South, and he told me of a Frenchman who, 
soon after the Franco-German War, had a man 
up for libel. 

“ What did he say ? ” asked the judge. 

“ He called me names.” 

“ Did he call you cochon ? ” 

“ Much worse — ^he called me Bismarck ! ” 

We discussed what would happen if Ulster 
mobilized and he replied : “ The Navy would 
blockade it,” adding that the Navy was “ all 
right,” which was more than the Array was at 
that time — although my cousin Hubert Gough, 
who was responsible for the “ Gurragh Incident,” 
subsequently told me that his threat to resign rather 
than take up arms against the North was com- 
pletely misinterpreted, as it would have applied 
equally to the South, his objection to shooting his 
own countrymen not being limited to one particular 
party. 

Although I was enormously interested in meeting 
Uoyd George, for whom I had, at the time, con- 
siderable admiration, I think on the whole, in 
sj^te of hk undeniable charm, I was somewhat 
didSusioned, zmd came to the conclusion that he 



DANGER ! 95 

was more dangerous than great ; more witty 
than wise, at any rate on the subject of Ireland. 

That the North and the South would have come 
to blows in 1914 if it had not been for the Great 
War seems more than likely. They are bound to 
do it some day, and it is one of those extremely 
unpleasant happenings which one would rather 
have behind one than in front. The National 
Volunteers were certainly out for blood that 
summer, although whose was not at first apparent. 
Ireland was in an ugly mood and ready, like an 
angry tigress, to spring on anyone who crossed 
her path. England, however, persisted in treating 
her as a cranky cat, which could be propitiated 
with a saucer of cream. “ Pretty Puss,” they 
called, inviting her in coaxing accents to a Con- 
ference. John Redmond lapped the cream. 

“ I hear you have Buckingham Palace in your 
pocket,” George Mair said to him one day during 
the proceedings. 

“ Well,” replied Mr. Redmond, “ I admit I 
quite enjoy what Disraeli called ‘ simpering in 
gilded saloons.’ ” 

Across the water, however, the tigress was snarl- 
ing. Arms were pouring in openly from some 
mysterious source. At a meeting of theW.N.H.A.* 
held in the Carnegie Hall in Killorglin, with the 
Protestant Dean in the chair and the entire county 
on the Committee, stocks of rifles piled against the 
walls confronted the astotmded members. I am no 
authority on guns of any kind, hut even I thought 
they looked rather odd and was not surprised to 
learn later that they were obsolete Enfields, dis- 
carded some years (or centuries) ago by the Italian 
Army, which would certainly have killed anyone 
attempting to fire them. The Volunteers, how- 
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96 

ever, were not to be defeated by such trifles. 
Having once started drilling, nothing could stop 
them. They or their descendants (nearly twenty 
years later) are still at it, without its having 
had the slightest effect on their bearing or their 
gait, which remains of a lamentably unsoldierlike 
description. And as they never actually went 
into battle, and are never likely to, it is difficult 
to understand so much enthusiasm for a form of 
exercise which must work havoc with their boots 
and has, as a rule, to be practised in secret and 
leads nowhere. 



CHAPTER X 


THE WAR — TRIP TO FRANCE 

I N the desperate clash of armies in the fields and 
marshes of France and Belgium, Ireland’s 
claim for freedom seemed like the flicker of a 
candle beside a blazing furnace. In the general 
chaos and confusion which overwhelmed the world, 
the candle apparently went out. Over 16,000 
National Volunteers actually joined the British 
Army ; others, discouraged by the treatment 
meted out to Ireland by the War Ofiice, broke 
with Redmond. The majority faded away for a 
time, eventually finding an outiet for their military 
aspirations in the 1916 Easter Week rebellion. 
Meanwhile, outwardly at any rate, Ireland’s sym- 
pathy was with England in the war. 

I wanted to go to London, where I thought I 
might get work in a hospital or canteen, but I had 
to stay and supervise operations at Ard-na-sidhe, 
now nearing completion. It had taken just over 
a year to build, and if, like all ideals, the reality 
fell somewhat short of the perfection imagined, few 
things in life have ever given me quite the same 
pleasure as the building of the House of my Dreams. 

Long and low and gabled, with leaded casement 
windows set in grey stone midlions, unlike most 
newly built houses it never looked new. Perhaps 
it was the warm brown sandstone, perhaps it was 
the lovely greeny-grey Westmorland slates, or it 
may have been the Kerry climate which gave it, 

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from the start, the appearance of having weathered 
the rain and the winds of centuries. Seen from 
the Lake against the background of green wood 
and brown mountain, it gave the impression— 
probably from its proximity to the “ fairy fort ” 
of having materialized in a moment of enchant- 
ment rather than of having been fashioned by 
human hands of earthly stone and mortar. Be- 
longing to no particular age or style, it fitted 
harmoniously into the landscape instead of hitting 
it in the eye like the deplorable newly erected 
“residences” disfiguring the northern shores of 
the Lake, mercifully hidden from view by a thick 
belt of fir-trees. Architecturally the entrance side 
was a more successful feature of the house than 
the front, which wandered a little too inconse- 
quently and grew somewhat confused at the loggia 
end, where a steeply pitched roof between the 
dining-room and the servants’ wing slightly spoiled 
the symmetrical effect of the whole. 

A rounded cut stone arch over the heavy oak 
entrance door was perhaps the most original 
feature, and the one which aroused most criticism. 
“ A Romanesque door in an Elizabethan house ! ” 
exclaimed, one day, a horrified visitor who rather 
fancied himself as an expert in architecture. I 
explained that the house was not Elizabethan but 
Irish and that, as there was no traditional domestic 
architecture in Ireland, Mr. Morley Horder had 
gone for iQq)iration to the ruined churches which 
are the only survivals in Kerry of an ancient 
Gadic civilization. The contractor, who had 
bear listening with interest to the discussion on the 
“ Romanesque ” style of the door, absorbed enough 
of the convorsation to reply authoritatively to 
subsequent inquiries on the part of later visitors 
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99 

description which at any rate described the con- 
dition of its owners when completed. 

* * Hs :|e 

Returning to London in the late autumn I 
attended Red Gross lectures and, taking out a 
V.A.D. certificate, searched vainly for a job. Just 
as I was giving up hope. Lord Dunraven, with 
whom I was playing bridge one day at his house 
in Connaught Place, said if I liked to go to France 
he would take me in his yacht to Boulogne, where 
he was going to fetch wounded officers and where 
he was sure Lady Dudley, who was a friend of 
his, would take me on in her hospital. It was just 
after the first battle of Ypres and London was full of 
stories of the terrible conditions at Boulogne, where 
the wounded were said to be lying out in the streets, 
with the Red Cross entirely unable to cope with 
the trainloads of casualties arriving from the front. 

It seemed a marvellous opportunity for me to 
get work, and I jumped at it. I had only a few 
hours in which to obtain a permit from the War 
Office to go on the yacht (which, however, proved 
unnecessary) and a passport, which I succeeded in 
achieving in firont of a queue of applicants about a 
mile long ; and, hurling myself into a taxi, got to 
Waterloo only just in time to join Lord Dunraven and 
the two Blennerhassetts, mother and daughter, who 
were travelling as the hospital staff on the yacht. 

It was a cold, grey November day, and a stifiF 
gale blowing, and when I saw the Grianaig in 
Southampton dock I very nearly took the next train 
back to London. For a yacht, she was, as a matter 
of fact, fairly spacious, being 500 ton, but to my 
panic-stricken eye she seemed more like 50. Never 
had I put to sea in anything so inadequate, and long 
before we were out of Southampton Water I had 
retired to my cabin, where I spent a hideous ni^t. 



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praying for the torpedo which we were told would 
probably be our fate and which I hoped would 
blow me into another and less agonizing world. 

sno^nng wheuj after sixteen hours at 
sea— several of which had been spent anchored, 
in a blizzard, outside— we were finally grudgingly 
allowed into Boulogne harbour, where the Grianaig 
appeared to arouse as much hostility as if she had 
been a German submarine. Whether it was Lord 
Dunraven’s appearance in the uniform of a lieu- 
tenant in the R.N.R., to which, with Irish origin- 
ality, he had added long Wellington top-boots, or 
wheAer it was his feminine followers in the shape 
of the Bleimerhassetts and myself who excited their 
suspicions, I don’t know ; but we were followed by 
French detectives who never let us out of their sight 
during our tour of the town while awaiting the arrival 
of the wounded officers deputed to the Grianaig. 

At Lady Dudley’s hospital we found her down 
with pneumonia and were told there were no 
vacancies on the staff of her hospital or of any 
other. I need hardly say that the stories we had 
heard in London of the streets of Boulogne being 
a shambles of dead and dying were without any 
foundation whatsoever. The Red Cross organ- 
ization was working without a hitch. The whole 
of one of the long piers had been covered in and 
was being used as a makeshift hospital for urgent 
cases. Lady Algy Gordon Leimox, who was in 
charge of it, came to limch on board and after- 
wards took us over it. Unfortunately she had no 
vacancy, and Sir Alfred Keogh, head of the 
R.A.M.G., who was also at limch, could suggest 
no opening for me, except at Lady Angela Forbes’s 
canteen, admittance to which could only be 
obtained, we were told, on payment ! 

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than I was in England, there was nothing left for 
me to do but to return to London, which I in- 
tended doing by the next available Channel boat ; 
this, however, Lord Dunraven would not hear 
of, insisting that there was plenty of room on the 
Grianaig, even with the twelve officers who by that 
time were collected in the saloon. I protested for 
all I was worth that I would only be in the way, 
but when I tried to remove my belongings I found 
myself told off to play bridge with three of the 
officers, who, straight from the trenches, had chosen 
this particular form of amusement to beguile them- 
selves with on their homeward voyage. They 
were, of course, none of them stretcher cases like 
those we had seen lying on the deck of the Loefflers’ 
yacht moored beside us on Boulogne pier, the 
sight of whom haunted me for weeks and months. 
They could all walk and they could all talk, but 
only one of them seemed to have any desire to and 
he could not stop. They were still in their muddy 
trench-boots and they were perished with cold and 
had been through horrors and privations one could 
only guess at — but they wanted to play bridge. 

The Grianaig, having raised her anchor, put out 
to sea, rising, with sickening regularity, up bn end, 
and falling into what seemed to be a bottomless 
trough. The King of Diamonds hit me in the 
eye, the Queen of Spades disappeared into the 
depths of the ocean — I held on to the table — ^when 
even that slipped from my grasp, I fled . . . only 
iust in time. All night — ^when not otherwise 
occupied — as I lay in the cabin to which I felt I 
had no right, I cinrsed myself and Fate for my 
ignominious collapse and my failure to carry on with 
ihe only job the war had so far provided me with 
— the amusing of three weary, nerve-wracked men. 



J02 THE WINDS OF TIME 

By Christmas nearly every soldier one had ever 
known had been killed. One friend (Major) 
Julian Ryan, who had taken command of the 
Munsters after the disastrous Battle of Festubert, 
still remained— though only for a while — and when 
he wrote and asked me to provide the Battalion 
with green flags I rushed wildly round London 
s e ^ r olling for someone who could design and 
embroider them with a Bengal tiger (the Munster 
badge). Eventually I found in Sloane Square a 
School of Needlework who imdertook the work, 
and early in the New Year I got the eight flags 
(two for each company) off to France. The Mun- 
sters were enchanted with them and I got several 
letters of ecstatic thanks. They carried the flags 
into the Battle of the Rue du Bois and they figure 
prominently in the wonderful picture by F. Matania 
of the “ Last General Absolution of the Munsters,” 
a copy of which hangs in my bedroom to-day, 
inscribed with the appropriate words of Swinburne : 

That thdr dust may re-build her a Nation 

That their souls may re-light her a Star. 

Major Willie Redmond, who came one day later 
in the year to Lady MacDonnell’s parcel-packing 
depot, for Irish prisoners, in Kensington Palace, 
where I was working, wanted similar flags made 
for his own Battalion of the Dublins. We were 
arranging to have them done when the War Office, 
hearing with displeasure of the waving of green 
flags on the Western Front, with the narrow- 
minded hostility which distinguished it at the time 
in all ite dealings with Ireland, forbade the making 
or the using of them. 

I shall always be glad that the Munsters at any 
rate had naine, even though they were, alas, not used, 
as antidipated, in the Allied decorations of Berlin. 



PART II 


Xhere’s sorrow on 
There’s sorrow on 


the wind, my grief, 
the wind. 


Gaelic Song. 




CHAPTER XI 


EASTER WEEK — MY GARDEN — ^VISITORS — ^A SCHOOL 

TREAT 

I N 1916 I went to live in Ireland for good. 

When I told my solicitor, Sir George Lewis, 
of my intention he looked horror-struck. 

“ You can’t live in Ireland ! ” he exclaimed. 
“ You can go there, but nobody could live 
there,” 

And when I persisted I not only could but would, 
“ Whatever will you do there ? ” he inquired 
incredulously. 

“ I will grow things,” I replied vaguely. 

“ Potatoes and moss,” he suggested sarcastically. 
Looking out over the dingy roofs and sooty 
chimney-pots from his grimy window I smiled as 
I closed the door on his sordid office and an equally 
sordid chapter in my own life. 

Within a week of my return to Caragh came the 
news of the Easter Week rebellion in Dublin and 
the reports-of a coming German invasion of Ireland. 
We had no papers and little authentic news ; only 
the wildest rumours spreading like flames in a 
forest fire, out of which one fact definitely emerged : 
the landing at Banna Strand, in Kerry, of Sir 
Roger Casement, in a collapsible boat, with three 
revolvers, a green flag and half a sausage — a some- 
what inadequate equipment for the emancipation of 
Ireland, on which he is supposed to have been 
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In the absence of more detailed information I 
felt some difficulty in taking the situation seriously. 

It is related of Queen Victoria that a certain 
distinguished German once presumed to discuss 
with her the possibility of an enemy invasion on 
the East Coast of England. Having demonstrated 
how easily the landing of a large force could be 
carried out without the knowledge of the British 
Navy, the triumphant German went on to describe 
the army of his country marching on London. 

“ What would happen then ? ” he inquired. 

“ They would be arrested by the police,” calmly 
replied the umuffled Queen : a prophecy which 
seems on the present occasion to have been strangely 
fulfilled, two policemen having apparently saved 
the situation, in which something undoubtedly went 
wrong — a not uncommon occurrence in Ireland, 
where, in the matter of “ risings ” the national lack 
of organization is not infrequently at fault. 

On this occasion, a peasant wandering at dawn 
on the beach found, tossing in the surf, an empty 
boat of an unusual design. Suspecting something 
strange, he reported the matter at the nearest police 
station to the Sergeant in charge, who, with a con- 
stable, hastened to the scene. Close by the boat 
the sand was seen to be disturbed ; buried under- 
neath it they foimd the revolvers and the flag — a 
couple of miles away, hidden in an old fort, a 
mysterious stranger whom they promptly arrested 
and conveyed to the barracks, where, from a list of 
photographs of “ wanted ” criminals, he was im- 
mediately identified as Sir Roger Casement. 

Meanwhile a suspicious-looking ship flying the 
Duteh flag had been sighted close by, in Tralee 
Bay, by a British patrol, who ordered her to proceed 
to Qjieenstown to be searched. Off the Fastnet 
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107 

sank, the crew putting off in boats, and subse- 
quently admitting that, concealed in the cargo, 
were quantities of rifles and ammunition. 

The same night— Good Friday— a motor-car with 
four mysterious strangers, who had inquired the 
way to Valentia Island, ran, in the dark, into the 
river at Killorglin. Three were drowned ; the 
foiurth escaped, no one knew how or where. The 
car was found to have been stolen from a garage in 
Limerick. The bodies of the strangers were never 
claimed, and were buried without identification. 
In some way they were connected with the rising 
and, from papers found on their bodies, dragged 
from the bottom of the river, to their accidental 
death is partly attributed the fiasco of the landing, 
which seems to have been intended to take place 
simultaneously with the rebellion in Dublin. For 
its failure. Providence and the police seem mainly 
responsible. 

A certain nervousness subsequently prevailed in 
the neighbourhood of these disturbing happenings. 
A local rising was said to be imminent. Two 
elderly ladies living near me called on the local 
carpenter, who was also the leading Sinn Feiner of 
the district. 

“ Are our lives in danger, Patsy ? ” one of them 
inquired apprehensively. 

“ Not at all, Miss Mary,” was the gallant reply, 
“ we shan’t be shooting any ladies tins tarn” 

Totally unexpected as the rising was, it seemed 
at first to stun Ireland. People in general were 
horror-struck and I do not think that even among 
S inn Feiners there was any real sympathy with the 
rebels until Sir John Maxwell’s executions turned 
the tide in their favour. With its holocaust of 
martyrs the cause gained in popularity. By the 
time the last batch had paid the death penalty, the 



jo8 THE WINDS OF TIME 

halo which they sought had invested their memories 
for all time with imperishable glory. With no 
earthly chance, or even hope, of success, deliber- 
ately they went out to die ; their only object “ the 
saving of Ireland’s soul.” 

How well they knew their country they proved 
by their sacrifice. In England there is a proverb 
to the effect that “ a living dog is better than a 
dead lion.” In Ireland, where only the dead may 
be said to be really alive, the opposite obtains. 
Living, Pearse, the gentle, dreaming visionary, 
tparhing and writing of national ideals, Connolly, 
thxmdering and declaiming the rights and the 
wrongs of Labour, Plunkett and MacDonagh, 
singing dirges of Ireland’s mournful past, might 
have caused temporary inconvenience to the pohce : 
dead, the memory of their martyrdom embitters 
to this day the relations between England and 
Ireland, inflaming, for generations to come, the 
political passions of Ireland. 

As W. B. Yeats prophetically writes in “ Countess 
Cathleen” : 

They shall be remembered for ever ; 

They shall be living for ever ; 

They shall be speaJdng for ever ; 

They have no need for prayers, they have 
no need for prayers. 

It is, of course, difficult to see what other course 
England could have adopted, plunged as she was, 
at the moment, in her death struggle with Germany. 
Ireland had stabbed her in the back. Magnanimity 
was not in the air. The “ shootings ” in Dublin 
were ruthlessly carried out : the seven signatories 
to the Republican manifesto and five others were 
executed at dawn ... a silence seemed to fall on 
Ireland, but if one held one’s breath and listened 



GARDEN DAYS 


109 

one could hear somewhere far away the faint 
rumbling of the gathering storm. 

4: Si: He 

Like everything else in Ireland, my garden wore, 
that summer, an unsettled look. The political 
tension seemed to have obtruded itself into the 
herbaceous border, where the bare stems of the 
slug-eaten phloxes wore an air of warning of greater 
shocks to come. One of my most fiercely Unionist 
neighbours refrained from sowing sweet-pea that 
year — ^her protest, she explained, against the policy 
of the Government, every member of whom she 
said she would like to see “ hanging from a lamp- 
post.” 

My own sweet-pea showed, alas ! litde inclina- 
tion to justify the optimism with which it had been 
sown in the spring ; the gaping voids in the hedge 
it should by now have grown into being explained 
by Dan, the gardener, as due to “ damping off,” 
the invariable sequel to any enterprise in early 
sowing in these parts. 

A Kerry garden has much to contend with in the 
matter of climate. No sooner has it recovered from 
the gales of March than it is parched with the April 
drought, “ btimt ” in the searching blast of May, 
known as the “ Scariveen,” which, blowing from 
the North (a devastating quarter, especially in Ire- 
land), brings destruction to the tender growth of 
bud and blossom. For a brief space in Jtme I 
really did experience the feeling of elation which 
comes from fulfilled ambition, only to have my 
fleeting satisfaction washed away in the torrential 
downpour, lasting from St. Swithin’s Day till the 
equinoctial gales finally lay flb,t my dreams and 
tore my hopes up by the roots. 

But though exasperated by the climate I per- 



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sisted in my efforts. Fortunately there is no finality 
in gardening. Mistakes can be rectified. A colour 
scheme which fails one year can be replaced the 
following one. Plants which do not thrive in one 
situation can be moved to other more congenial 
ones. Flowers, like people, must often dislike their 
immediate neighbours quite as much as the soil or 
the aspect in which they grow. Mine lived for 
years in a state of perpetual motion, which had the 
effect of killing off all but the really adaptable, 
which flourished amazingly when finally estab- 
lished where they could enjoy life. 

Being one of those unfortunate people bom with 
an artist’s eye but not, alas ! with the hand of one, 
the pictures I could not paint on canvas took shape 
and colour in the herbaceous borders, by the stream 
and in the rock garden lying in the sloping dell 
between the house and the lake, the making and 
planning of which apparently led to local expres- 
sions of doubt as to my sanity. 

“ Sure them stones won’t grow,” said Dan, when 
I had endeavoured some years before to explain to 
him the nature of a garden which, in its earlier 
stages, bore undoubted resemblance to a cemetery 
the day after the Resurrection. 

“ Dan, do you think I’m mad ? ” I inquired. 

“Begorra, ma’am, I couldn’t say,” he replied 
with the typical evasiveness of the Kerry peasant. 

Exhausted by my gardening efforts I used to lie, 
in the evenings, in the loggia, in the summer sun, 
rejoicing — so far as one could rejoice with the sound 
of distant battle always in one’s ears — ^in hours of' 
golden idleness, watcliig the shadows lengthening 
on the mountains, the waters of the lake reflecting 
the changing humours of the sky. 

Whether such abandonment in the midst of the 
world’s upheaval was justified or not was a matter 



LOOKING FOR WAR WORK III 

of opinion. All that mattered was that my own 
conscience was clear. As we say in Kerry, while 
in London “ I did my endeavours,” battering for 
weeks at the portals of the Red Gross and the 
Y.M.C.A., interviewing secretaries and appearing 
before Boards of relentless women who treated the 
ojffer of my services much as if I were a criminal 
appealing in a police court for mercy ; unbending 
sometimes to the extent of placing my name at the 
end of a waiting list already comprising thousands 
of applicants, but never, in any circumstances, 
giving me any encouragement to believe that, even 
in the event of the war lasting till the end of time, 
my services would be required. 

From each of these interviews I returned more 
crushed than from the last, feeling there must be 
something inherently wrong with me. It could not 
be, I decided, that I was not sufficiently intelligent ; 
for, looking around the most coveted positions at 
home and abroad, it was only too obvious that they 
had not been achieved by conspicuous intellectual 
merit. It could not be owing to any defect of 
moral worth, because with each application I had 
forwarded testimonials which would have been 
flattering as obituary notices. More likely, I 
decided, the opposite was the cause : I was not 
sufficiently notorious. Uncertain whether to feel 
flattered or humiliated by this solution of my failure 
to obtain a permanent job, I applied myself to such 
desultory occupations as came to hand : making 
bandages, pacing parcels for prisoners, waiting at 
a canteen, attending some of the innumerable Com- 
mittee meetings which now took the place of “ teas ” 
in London, moving on, with the rest of the mem- 
bers, before one was over, to the next ; aching 
in every limb, but never for a moment feeling 
that I was in any way contributing anything 



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II2 

of the slightest importance to the winning of the 
war. 

* * * * * 

On an old sundial in the garden of a Tudor 
house I once read this inscription, “ Thinke and 
Thanke.” 

From my chair on the loggia, looking across the 
paved garden, beyond the island, to where the lake 
reflected in its still and glassy depths the birch-clad 
slopes of the mountain, I often thought that summer 
not only of the war, but of former Junes spent 
in the feverish fatuity of London seasons, and 
“ thanked ” that I was there no more. 

For that Jime in Kerry was a revelation of 
golden sunshine, of shimmering radiance, of riotous 
colour. On the walls of the house Solanum 
crispum, a mass of mauve-blue flower, climbed to 
the roof ; the brilliant pink rose, Mrs. W. J. Grant, 
framed the casement windows ; the Clianthus was 
smothered in bunches of scarlet bloom. Between 
the browny-yellow flagstones at my feet were 
cushions of blue Veronica, tufts of mauve Erinus ; 
while in and out of the antiixhinum beds a littie 
yellow wagtail — surely a faery bird — Chopped on her 
dainty feet, snatching at colossal worms for the 
sustenance of her family squawking in their nest 
above the loggia pier. At the top of the rock 
garden, Prunus Pissardia rose in purple glory above 
the clump of broom and golden gorse. Bluebells 
under the silver birches reflected the azure of the 
sky above. Down by the stream a bank of Azalea 
mollis dazzled with its orange-salmon brilliance. 
Arum lilies rose with stately grace above the water’s 
edge. 

Away in the woods the wild crab-apple clothed 
in clouds of blossom the slopes above the silvery 
lake, on the farther shores of which the mountains. 




PAVED GARDEN AT ARD-NA-SIDHE 




SOCIETY IS CHEAP 


II3 

misty blue, with purple shadows clinging to their 
sides, stretched away into the mysterious distance 
of Dingle Bay. 

For a good deal of time I was alone, but never 
lonely in the devastating sense of the feeling which 
possessed me in a London crowd. Like Christy 
Mahon in The Playboy of the Western World, “ If it’s 
a poor thing to be lonesome it’s worse, maybe, to 
be mixing with the fools of earth,” and, thank God, 
I am not so poor a creature that I cannot live 
alone. After seventeen years of London I agree 
wilJi Thoreau that “ Society is commonly too cheap. 
We meet at very short intervals, not having had 
time to acquire any new value for each other. We 
meet at meals three times a day, and give each 
other a taste of that old musty cheese that we are. 
We have had to agree on a certain set of rules 
called etiquette and politeness to make this frequent 
meeting durable and that we need not come to 
open war ... we live thick and are in each 
other’s way, and stumble over one another, and I 
think that we thus lose some respect for one 
another . . .” Like him I could say with honesty 
that “ I am no more lonely than a single mullein or 
dandelion in a pasture, or a bean leaf or sorrel, or 
a horse-fly, or a bumble bee. I am no more lonely 
than the Mill Brook, or a weather cock, or the 
North Star, or the South wind, or an April shower, 
or a January thaw, or the first spider in a new 
house.” 

But it was not easy to make people understand 
this. Agitated relations wrote beseeching me to 
invite “ So-and-so ” to keep me company : “ you 
must be so bored all by yourself” ; little realizing 
that with the advent of the “ So-and-so ” suggested, 
complete isolation would immediately set in. 

Even the country people, the women I met on 

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1 14 

the road, the men carting turf from the bog, kept 
iTisigtirtg that I must find it “ awful quiet above ” — 
“ above ” being the local designation for the house 
I inhabit, other localities coming imder the heading 
of “ back ” or “ away back ” for still remoter 
regions. Yet could they but realize it, it was the 
very quiet “ above ” which attracted me after the 
resdess rush of London, where people are so busy 
trying to be clever and trying to get rich that they 
have little time to breathe, and none at all to 
think. 

In the country of the mind the only society that 
matters is of the soul. Neighbours, if they are not 
neighbours in spirit, if they caimot speak one’s 
language or think one’s thoughts, might just as well 
not be there at all. As it is, even the stars seemed 
nearer to one at times than many of the people I 
have found myself thrown amongst in London, 
while the remoteness from which I viewed the 
world that summer was nothing to the remoteness 
in which I had often moved in it. 

The few visitors I had were all friends, which is 
not always the case with visitors ; the people who 
want to come and stay with one seldom being 
those one would thi nk of inviting ; like the men 
who want to marry one, who are rarely the men 
one would think of proposing to oneself, supposing 
it were the custom for a woman to do so. 

Of all self-invited guests, the woman who lived 
in pre-war days, from August to November in her 
boxes, was the most dreaded. Every owner of a 
country house has had devastating experience of 
her. Once upon a tjme something even worse 
befell me, in the shape of a guest unknown to me 
personally but dumped on me by mutual friends. 
She was English, they explained, and anxious to 

see ” Ireland. They felt that unless she saw 



A PEERLESS VIEW 


II5 

Kerry she would have no conception of the real 
Ireland. 

Afterwards I realized the serpent-like quality of 
their friendship, and knew that, in asking me to 
invite her to my house, they had only one object, 
which was to get her out of their own. 

She arrived : and already as I greeted her 
on the doorstep I foimd myself inquiring of 
Heaven what in the world I had done to what she 
called “ our mutual friends,” that they should sud- 
denly have become enemies for life. I gave her 
' tea. She gave me the history of her life, disclosing, 
to my horror, as strangers sometimes will, in un- 
sought confidences, the secret emptiness of a singu- 
larly arid mind. We adjourned to the terrace. 
She looked at the lake, bathed in the rosy glow 
of the setting sun ; at the purple-stemmed fir-trees 
rising from the water’s edge ; across to the farthest 
shore, where drifts of wraith-like cloud lay on the 
slopes of See Fin ; round by the rocky heights 
above the birch-clad hollow of Oolagh, to the bay, 
lying dark and green, beneath the shadow of the 
island. 

“ Exactly like Scotland,” she announced. 

I expected that. It is an unfailing remark with 
visitors of a certain type. 

Of course it was not always Scotland my peerless 
view resembled. Sometimes it was Italy, some- 
times Switzerland or Norway. I have even known 
it compared to the Seychelles Islands ; by a 
sailor, to Scapa Flow ; and once a small boy, aged 
seven, accompanying his mother, exclaimed, “ Oh, 
Mummy, isn’t it just like the Serpentine ? ” 

On this occasion my visitor proceeded : 

“ I’m not very fond of moimtains, they make me 
feel so sad — ^and water is very depressing, isn’t 
it?” 



THE WINDS OF TIME 


1 16 

I did not agree. 

“ It must be awful here in winter,” she continued 
cheerfully. 

In a voice reminiscent of the severest frost that 
ever nipped the buds of spring, I replied that even 
in summer there were occasions when it could be 
awful ; and led her to her room. 

For two days — and rainy ones at that — and two 
interminable evenings, spent over the fire listening 
to her ceaseless vapouiings, mostly of love — her 
experiences of which had been, I need hardly say, 
of the most blameless description — ^waiting for the 
clock to strike some hour at which I could with 
decency bid her good night, I endured her ; and 
then, finding that her intention was to stay with 
me indefinitely, with the shameless disregard for 
truth for which my race is famed, I told her she 
looked ill. 

There was nothing on earth the matter with her, 
but the suggestion of ill-health is one which few 
women ever resist. She consented to spend the 
following morning in bed. She appeared at lunch, 
but, persuading her that she was worse, I induced 
her to return to her room till dinner. The next 
day, I anticipated her descent to the drawing- 
room for tea by sending it to her room an hour 
earlier than usual, and threatened to wire for the 
doctor if she attempted to get up for dinner. By 
the end of the week I had seen her off to the 
station, pale and wan, booked to London to con- 
sult a specialist, convinced that her days on earth 
were numbered. 

Immoral, perhaps, but it was my only chance. 
One or other of us had to collapse, and she, being 
the hardier of the two, would recover the sooner. 

^ Since then, the years have brought discrimina- 
tion. And the war which swept away so many of 



A SCHOOL TREAT 


II7 

our friends and our visitors also simplified our 
entertaining. 

Personally I have a horror of parties, and as I 
always endeavour to avoid as much as possible all 
enterprises which entail the wearing of a fixed and 
vacuous smile for an indefinite number of hours, 
I seldom give anything which could be dignified 
by the name of one. Individually I am always 
delighted to see my friends ; collectively they have 
the effect of completely unnerving me. On the 
rare occasions when I have been misguided enough 
to invite a large and indiscriminate crowd to my 
house I have seldom felt that the experiment was 
entirely successful. At any rate, whatever the 
feelings of my guests may have been, I have rarely, 
under the circumstances, enjoyed myself. 

The school feast over which I presided at 
Caragh was, however, a pleasant contrast to the 
restrained gloom of some of my former London 
entertainments. For one thing, the juvenile popu- 
lation of Kerry is neither blase nor dyspeptic, like 
most of my society acquaintances, and as they had 
never had a treat of the kind before this particular 
one it certainly did not suffer from the bKghting 
effects of comparison, the most fatal of all deterrents 
to hospitality. 

Dan, to whom I first confided my project of a 
school feast, considered that “ it could be very 
nice.” It is significant of the inhabitants of the 
South of Ireland that the present tense of the verb 
is non-existent, conversation being entirely carried 
on by means of the future and conditional mood. 
Dan, I may mention incidentaEy, was not only a 
gardener but a diplomatist. He always agreed 
with me, and nothing ever put him out. No matter 
how many times he foimd himself requested to dig 
up and replant the same border or the same bed, he 



THE WINDS OF TIME 


Il8 

was equally full of admiration for the new arrange- 
ment as he was for the old, “ it could be very nice 
here and it could be very nice the way we had it,” 
being his nnfailing and tactful remark. 

To return, however, to the school treat. It 
appeared that once upon a time a former employer 
of Dan’s had also provided an entertainment which 
had, on that occasion, taken the form of a Christ- 
mas tree. It was Dan himself “ that had dressed 
it ” and I was given to understand that he would be 
pleased to undertake the responsibility again in the 
event of my deciding upon the same form of hos- 
pitality. In spite of the fact that we were in Ire- 
land, where times and seasons proverbially wait 
upon man instead of man being a slave to them, 
the idea of a Christmas tree in September somehow 
did not altogether appeal to me. I suggested 
instead tea on the lawn, followed by games and 
“sports.” “Well, that could be very nice, too,” 
said Dan. 

My next move took the form of calling on the 
schoolmistress. As it was holiday time, instead of 
going to the school, I went to her house. A little 
girl opened the door. 

“ Is Mrs. Maguire in ? ” I inquired. 

“ She do be gone out,” was the reply. 

“ Will she be in soon ? ” I asked. 

“ I couldn’t say.” 

“ Has she been gone long ? ” I next asked, 
t hin king I might possibly overtake her on the 
road. 

“ Not so very long thin.” 

“ Which way did she go ? ” I finally inquired of 
this decidedly bafiSing handmaiden. 

“ She’s to the Isle of Man,” was the ilhimina tincr 
reply. 

Undar the circumstances there was nothing to 



IRISH CHILDREN 


1 19 

be done but to go home and await the return of 
Mrs. Maguire from her travels. 

About a fortnight later, the school term being in 
full swing, I walked, not without a certain amount 
of trepidation, up the gravel path which leads to 
the National School, an edifice of the usual uncom- 
promising hideousness, situated on the edge of a 
bog and in the midst of some of the most lovely- 
scenery in Ireland. Mrs. Maguire received me 
sympathetically. Seventy little girls in pinafores, 
with bare feet, fixed me with an expression of dis- 
concerting interest and surprise. Having explained 
my mission, after a consultation -with the head- 
master, my invitation for the following Saturday 
was accepted with so much enthusiasm that I felt 
sufficiently emboldened by the success of my -visit 
to ask that I might hear the children at their 
lessons. 

“ Oh, the poor litde things,” said Mrs. Maguire 
in a deprecating voice, “ they are not like the 
children in England ; they have not the same 
education at all.” In making this remark, Mrs. 
Maguire did so, no doubt, out of deference to what 
she presumed would be my point of view. As a 
matter of fact, it immediately aroused my indigna- 
tion. A persistent attempt to regard me as Eng- 
lish, just because it happened to have been my 
misfortune to spend several wholly unprofitable 
years in England, is distressing enough to anybody 
bom, like myself, in Kerry : to hear the children 
of Ireland depreciated for my benefit was more 
than I could bear. 

" You are entirely mistaken, Mrs. Maguire,” I 
replied with great dignity. “ Irish children are 
quite as well educated as English ones. . They are 
not only more intelligent but better conducted and 
better mannered. English children carmot in any 



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THE WINDS OF TIME 

way be compared to Irish children. In education 
as well as in everything else Irish children are far 
ahead of the English.” I grew quite heated and 
said a great deal more on the subject, which, in 
the interest of Truth, I had perhaps better not 
repeat. 

“ Well now, to be sure ! ” exclaimed Mrs. 
Maguire, when I had finished. 

After this outburst of patriotism on my part, I 
naturally refused to take any interest in anything 
but the Irish class. All the same, after several 
fhiitless attempts to grapple with a sentence 
chalked up for my benefit on the blackboard, I 
wisely withdrew before displaying my total in- 
ability to cope with a language whose national 
characteristics are easily recognized in the com- 
plete independence existing between the spelling 
and the pronunciation. 

Punctually, on the appointed day, the children 
marched in procession up the avenue to the house, 
each child carrying a mug, which, after they had 
seated themselves on the grass, was filled with tea, 
while large slabs of bread and jam and cake were 
handed roxmd on trays. The solemnity of this part 
of the proceedings was, as is generally the case at 
children’s parties, somewhat overpowering. And 
yet it has always seemed to me Aat children on 
these occasions display very much more wisdom 
tha n their elders. Nobody who has something 
really good to eat ever wants to talk. Only a 
duld, however, has the moral courage to remain 
deaf and dumb to everything that is not immedi- 
ately concerned with the next helping. 

Once the games and the sports began, the pro- 
ceedings grew hilarious.' The three-legged races, 
in which the first starters were Dan’s father, aged 
dghty, and my new housemaid, immediately placed 



“ LET ERIN REMEMBER ” 1 21 

matters on an uproarious footing. The sack races, 
in which the competing boys fell in heaps on top of 
each other ; the hill-climbing competition in which 
an infant of three arrived in the first heat at the 
top of a precipitous mound ; the tug-of-war, the 
various races and games, all met with wild success. 

Only one little girl sat apart from the rest, 
big tears rolling from her enormous blue eyes. 
“ Please, ma’am, I’m sick,” was her reply to my 
solicitous inquiries ; followed by “ Please, ma’am, 
I had too much sweet cake,” by way of explanation 
for the misfortune which had overtaken her. 

Later, the children assembled on the terrace in 
front of the house and the schoolmaster proceeded 
to make a speech. Beginning with a flowery 
reference to “ the lake of crystal like a sea of glass 
spread at our feet,” he went on to show that, 
though much of the beauty of the scene was un- 
doubtedly due to the Almighty, there was no deny- 
ing the fact that the original conception had been 
largely improved upon by me. Flattered as I 
naturally felt at this coupling of my name with that 
of the Creator, I was distinctly relieved when a 
breeze got up and extinguished the light by which 
he had gone on to read a grossly exaggerated 
accovmt of my talents and virtues. 

“ The candle has quinched on me,” he remarked 
plaintively. Instead of providing him with another, 
I su^ested the children should sing. The sound 
of their clear young voices in that most haunting 
of melodies, “ Let Erin remember the days of old,” 
their happy faces outlined against the backgroxmd 
of mountains and lake bathed in the golden light of 
the setting sun, made an unforgetable impression. 

Personally, I had only one regret in wishing 
them good-bye, and that was that I could not have 
a sclmol treat everjrday. 



CHAPTER XII 

MRS. DALY DISCOURSES — PUCK FAIR — SKERRY WEDDINGS 

“ ry^HE Allies is bet,” said Mrs. Daly, who was 

X picking gooseberries in the garden for 
the market. 

“ Oh,” I remarked. 

“ It do be common talk,” continued Mrs. Daly, 
slightly netded at the implication of incredulity 
expressed in my voice, “ and the Kayser he’s after 
saying how he’ll take Ireland to give to his daughter 
for a kitchen garden when he’d be dying, and how 
he’d be having his dinner at Killamey at Lord 
Kenmare’s mansion, no less.” 

“ Where did you hear that ? ” I inquired. 

“ I read it on the paper.” 

“ What paper ? ” 

“ I forget what it was called then, but I read it 
all right.” 

“ How win Ireland like beii^ under the Ger- 
mans ? ” I inquired. 

“ The Germans is a great people,” replied Mrs. 
Daly evasively. “ Himself worked for them in 
America, a decent, quiet people, he said, paying 
the wages very reg’lar.” 

“ Don’t the English pay regularly too ? ” 

“ Indeed and they do, but they have a right to 
give Ireland her freedom.” 

Mrs. Daly passed, with a snort, under a goose- 
berry bush out of my sight. I observed with regret 
that she did not pick systematically, but flitted with 



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123 

the inconsequence of her race from bush to bush, 
helping herself to the largest and choicest berries 
from each. 

“ Do you remember Katie ? ” she inquired, 
rising up, after an interval, out of a thicket of 
“ Yellow Ambers,” disentangling the thorny spikes 
out of her already considerably tattered garments. 

To my disappointment I foimd the conversation, 
possibly out of deference to my prejudice, had 
been changed. 

“ Katie ? ” I repeated vaguely. 

“ Me husband’s brother’s niece — her with the 
wooden leg. She’s after getting married to a 
soldier.” 

“ Goodness ! ” I exclaimed, visions of Katie, 
and what she used to describe as her “ blasted 
leg,” recalling themselves painfully to my memory. 
“ Katie married ? Why, it must be fifteen years 
since we got her into the hospital.” 

“ Well, they got her out of it last Tuesday week,” 
said Mrs. Daly, “ to get her married.” 

I gasped. Katie, who, fifteen years ago, was 
middle-aged and suffering from an incurable com- 
plaint, as a bride, staggered me into speechlessness. 

“Them separation allowances is grand,” con- 
tinued Mrs. Daly. “ The boy she married went 
off to France the very next day as ever was, and 
eighteen and six a week Katie do be getting all 
the time he’s away. It’d be a pity if the war were 
to end now she’s out of the hospital and settled 
so comfortable.” 

One had of course often heard of these marriages, 
arranged at the end of a soldier’s leave, when, 
primed with drink, he would fall into the toils of 
a designing family, awzikening to find himself 
married to some perfectly impossible creature. 
But Katie of the “blasted leg” . . . 



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124 

I gasped continuously. 

“Them gooseberries is grand,” said Mrs. Daly 
after a pause. “ I’ll get great profit out of them. 
Throwing dice for them, the children do be in the 
town; and all the other hawkers wanting to 
know where I got them ! ‘ In the garden,’ says 

I ; and why should I be letting them know ’twas 
you that gave them to me ? ‘ In what garden ? ’ 
sez they. ‘ In the garden where they grew,’ sez 
I. ‘ Mary Daly,’ says they, ‘ aren’t you the divil 
painted ? ’ ” 

In spite of Mrs, Daly the Allies held on. Her 
views, however, on the subject of the war were 
those universally held by her class. 

Disraeli is reported to have said that whenever 
he wanted to know what the middle classes of 
England were thinking, he asked Queen Victoria 
her opinion. On the same principle, when I 
wanted to probe into the inmost thoughts of 
Ireland, I used to “ draw ” Mrs. Daly ; luring 
her down from her mountain fastness with promises 
of discarded garments, or branches for firing, or, 
as on this occasion, the offer of gooseberries. A 
German victory, I gathered from her garrulous 
conversation, would be popular owing to the 
widely held belief that “Germany would give 
Ireland her freedom.” Quite useless were my 
protestations that it was the last thing she would 
be likely to bestow on Ireland. Undergroxmd 
propaganda was imdoubtedly at work. The war 
was popular not only with the “ Katies ” and the 
“ Bridgets ” living in unwonted luxury on separ- 
ation allowances, but with the farming class, to 
wtem rising prices of horses and cattle were 
brii^ing a hitherto unknown prosperity. 

At “ Puck Fair ” prices were soaring. This 
remarkable festival, held in Killorglin on August 



PUCK 


ee 


» 


125 


II and lasting for three days — ^known respectively 
as “ Gathering Day,” “ Fair Day,” and “ Scatter- 
ing Day ” — is an event of such importance in 
Kerry that everything local dates from it ; all 
happenings of interest being recorded in popular 
memory as having occurred “ a week before 
Puck ” or “ a month after,” as the case may be. 

On top of the steep hill forming the main street 
of the town, enthroned on a high and decorated 
scaffolding, the “ Puck ” (which is the Irish for 
goat), his horns tied up with green ribbons, pre- 
sides over the gathering, the distinguishing feature 
of which is a wild confusion of stampeding cattle, 
terrified sheep, plunging horses, backing carts, 
blind beggars, fighting tinkers, fortune-tellers with 
roulette boards, old women with barrows selling 
dried fish, unripe apples stolen from the neigh- 
bouring orchards, gingerbread and bull’s-eyes. 

The origin of the goat as the presiding deity of 
the fair seems to have been lost in the mists of 
time. Some maintain that it dates from Crom- 
wellian days, when a flock of goats rushing from 
the mountains into the town warned the inhabit- 
ants of the approaching soldiers and so saved the 
lives of the inhabitants. Others believe it to be 
of even older origin. A more possible theory is 
that in the year of the great famine, when all the 
cattle in the country had died of starvation, a 
solitary goat being the only animal ofifered for sale, 
it was put on a pedestal and decorated with ribbons. 

My first visit to Puck Fair, I am told, was at the 
age of eleven days, when I was carried there in 
the arms of the monthly nurse from Cork, whose 
imauthorized disappearance with the baby created 
a panic in the house. On our return in the evenii^ 
I believe we were both disinfected before being 
allowed into the presence of my horrified mother. 



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126 

On the occasion of my last visit, nearly half a 
century later, I could not help feeling a similar 
process of purification might not come amiss. 

Out of the seething crowd of farmers and dealers 
r lifimssing cattle and prices on the Fair green, a 
large red-haired, red-faced jobber from Limerick, 
contemptuously eyeing a drove of Kerry bullocks, 
bargaining in accustomed style with a local farmer, 
obtruded himself between me and the pavement. 

“A hundred quid, Mr. Doyle,” he suggested 
with a spit and an air of having, if anything, 
exceeded the limits of speculative generosity. 

“ A hundred and fifty,” spiritedly replied the 
owner of the bullocks. 

“ Come now, be raysonable ; everything is on 
the down line.” 

“ The down line, is it ? I tell you, Mr. Quin, 
prices is killing me. Four pounds , an acre I’m 
after offering for the grazing of a hundred acres, 
four hundred poimds a year, and I didn’t get it 
at that.” 

“ And you never expected you would,” replied 
Mr. Quin. “ One hundred quid I’m offering you 
for them bullocks.” 

“ Ye’d ruin me.” 

“ I’m mined meself,” replied Mr. Quin, osten- 
tatiously producing a large roll of notes, which 
he proceeded to count between a well-moistened 
fiiger and thumb. 

“ Gome now, you’ll get no better offer. There’s 
no buyers at the fair at all,” he remarked untmth- 
fuUy, replacing the notes in an inner pocket. 

Mr. Doyle, with an assumption of utter in- 
difference, surveyed the leaden skies. 

“ Is that young fellow your son ? ” he inquired 
al^entmindedly, after a pause, indicating a small 
boy standing beade Mr. Qjiin, sucking bull’s-eyes. 



127 


CATTLE JOBBING 

“ He is, I’m learning him j'obbing.” 

“ Ye’ll be learning him to tell a lot of lies, I’m 
thinking,” 

“ I’m not learning him lies at all, Mr, Doyle,” 

“ He’ll have a damn bad chance as a jobber so,” 
remarked Mr, Doyle, preparing to move on, 

“ And the himdred quid I’m after offering 
you? ” inquired Mr, Quin, anxiously watching 
Mr. Doyle’s preparations for departure. 

“Ah, don’t be talking,” said Mr. Doyle. 

“ Well, will we make it a draw ? ” 

“ Don’t be delusionizing yourself, Mr. Quin, it 
will be no draw,” firmly replied Mr. Doyle, pushing 
his way through the crowd in search of a buyer 
less “ stiff ” than Mr, Quin. 

As usually happens on fair days in Ireland, it 
was raining — a fact which seemed to deter nobody 
from greeting their friends with the remark, “ Fine 
day,” to which all and sundry, with equally un- 
warrantable optimism, replied, “ It is indeed, 
thank God.” 

Up and down the town all day, in the mist and 
the mud, the buying and bargaining, with intervals 
for refreshment, continued. In the afternoon, 
the crowd, reinforced by girls in hats of dazzling 
smartness, surged beneath the “ Puck,” round 
which, in booths, an enormous trade was being 
done ; each garment displayed being accompanied 
by facetious remarks from the auctioneer and witty 
sallies from the onlookers. Every now and again 
a drove of sheep or a stampeding cow would charge 
wildly into their midst, scattering women and 
children ; while the news that “ Maggie McKenna’s 
father-in-law had sold his little ‘ harse ’ to a dealer 
from Cork ” sent a whole cavalcade off with a 
rush to the green to assist in the completion of the 
bargain. 



128 the winds of time 

T.iTfft so many other festivities in the world, 
“ Puck,” owing to the war, was said to be no 
longer what it used to be. To me personally it 
seemed neither more nor less melancholy than on 
any previous occasion. What changes were to 
be noted were all for the better. Higher prices, 
less drink, less fighting. As a fair undoubtedly 
it was a success ; as an entertainment it may 
possibly compare favourably with a funeral, which 
is almost the only other recognized form of amuse- 
ment in the country districts of Kerry, where 
people living lonely and remote lives find, in the 
mere fact of a crowd of any kind, the occasional 
stimulus and excitement necessary to existence in 
the wild and desolate places of the earth. 

Thirty thousand pounds, the Manager subse- 
quently told me, had passed over the counter of 
&e local Bank during the course of the Fair — a 
sum which would have seemed incredible to any- 
one unacquainted with the extraordinary financial 
arrangements of the Kerry fanner, to whom money 
is a mysterious and almost terrifying possession, 
which he never spends, but places on deposit at 
the Bank, where apparently it remains for all time : 
since, when desperately in need of money, he will 
borrow firom the same bank at 6 per cent, or 7 per 
cent, rather than intrude on the nest-egg for which 
he may be receiving only i per cent, or at the most 
2 per cent. 

In no case is any surplus money made at fairs 
spent on improving the standard of living, people 
often with hundred of pounds in the Ba^ giving 
an impression of poverty verging on starvation. 
That even the poorest-looking farmer has means 
at his disposal is proved by the sums forthcoming 
when it is a question of making nuns of his daughters 
or providing matches for his offspring. As in 



THE girls’ “fortunes” I2g 

France, every girl has a dot, so in Kerry every 
former’s daughter has a “ fortune.” The bargain- 
ing for husbands and wives is done by the parents 
on market or fair days, and, over the inevitable 
glass of whisky, the future of the rising generation 
is arranged. The young people themselves, though 
never coerced if really unwilling, are seldom con- 
sulted, the parents haggling like any Whitechapel 
Jew over terms ; and often a match will fall through 
owing to the parents of the “ boy ” refusing to part 
with an extra heifer, or those of the girl holding on 
to a few pounds : a “ fortune ” taking, as a rule, 
the form of a mixed amount of cash and cattle. 
The extraordinary part of the bargain is that a 
girl never gets the benefit of her own fortune, which 
is invariably used as a dowry for the brothers and 
sisters of the bridegroom. 

The wedding, when it finally comes off, is, of 
course, the occasion for a great deal of hilarity and 
refireshment, the female relations partaking of 
“ sherry wine,” or whisky mixed with raspberry 
vinegar to make it look like claret. The happy 
couple spend the afternoon driving round the 
country, followed and “ hoorooshed ” by the whole 
wedding party in cars and donkey-carts ; returning 
in the evening to the ancestral home of the bride- 
groom. The marriages thus arranged, it may 
incidentally be remarked, turn out, as a rule, no 
less satisfoctoiily — ^more sb, perhaps — ^than if the 
young people had the arranging of matters them- 
selves ; Irish people making not only excellent 
husbands and wives, but kind and affectionate 
parents to the swarms of children resulting from 
these mercenarily inspired unions. 



CHAPTER XIII 


A QUESTION OF BUTTER — CONSCRIPTION — ^THE 
BLOCKADE OF KILLORGLEN — ^A RAID 

I N the spring of 1918 I went over to London, 
where I came in for two air-raids which I 
ratha: enjoyed : one in the middle of dinner, the 
other in the middle of the night. On neither 
occasion did I feel the slightest temptation to seek 
cover in the cellar. On the first I repaired with 
my hostess to the nursery, where the children slept, 
without even turning in their beds, throughout Ae 
most deafening crashes and bangs to which it has 
ever been my fate to listen. On the second, I 
remained fin^y in bed, in spite of frantic appeals 
to descend to a lower floor, reflecting that the 
chance of my being killed was only one in a 
thousand or a million — I forget which — and that 
if I were it would save a great deal of trouble all 
round for me to be already “ laid out ” on my bed. 

Apart from these diversions I found London 
much the same as usual: no outward or visible 
effects of the war except in the exorbitant prices 
of everything and a general snappiness of manner 
in shop assistants and bus conductors, obviously 
due to overstrained nerves ; not quite so much 
of the national self-sufficiency observable in the 
men who had not been out ; pathetic cheerfulness 
in those who had ; in their wives and mothers the 
same maurveUous restraint, and courage which is 
of the very foimdations of the English woman’s 

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nature. Among the girls a certain cattishness to 
each other struck me as somewhat deplorable ; 
otherwise little outward change. Only one subject 
of conversation : Food Rations. 

As to Ireland, I soon became painfuUy aware 
that though, in time, even the Rebellion might be 
forgotten, never woiild Ireland be forgiven for 
having butter when England could not even get 
margarine. Wherever I went, the heinousness of 
our national plenty was brought home to me. The 
less margarine there was on the table, the more 
people wzixed sarcastic about butter in Ireland. 
Useless for me to proclaim Ireland’s shortage in other 
commodities. We had no rations, no qumes and 
plenty of butter — there was nothing more to be said. 

Well, of course we had no rations although some- 
thing in the way of them had been attempted. 
Did not two members of the R.I.C. call on me in 
person with a card entitling me to a restricted 
quantity of sugar from the local grocer, who 
gallantly informed me, when I presented it to him, 
that I need not be “ throubling ” myself on the 
matter, since there was “ no regulation yet made 
that you could not drive a coach and four through 
in KiUorglin.” 

As for queues — no self-respecting Irish crowd 
would ever line up in one. Unlike the docile 
English, who would patiently wait for three hours 
in the rain on the off chance of an ounce of mar- 
garine, the nucleus of a queiu collecting outside a 
shop in an Irish town would inevitably lead to a 
street row. People with sufficient optimism to 
take up a position in the front row woiild certainly 
have their heads broken by the later arrivals, 
while, in the resultant general n^Ue, the more 
enterprising onlookers would loot the shop. Would 
any pat of butter be worth so much disturbance ? 



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132 

Apart from the butter question I found little 
evidence of shortage in London. In no house in 
which I stayed did I ever suffer even a passing 
pang of hunger. People entertained as usual, 
only on a slightly restricted menu. The restaurants 
were as good as ever. It is no deprivation, at any 
rate to me, to go without meat, when fish and eggs 
and vegetables are to be had in sufficiency. But 
then in Ireland we do not set the same store by 
our food as they do in England, where people have 
been used for generations to four square meals a 
day, and to take prodigious exercise after one in 
order to get up an appetite for the next. In 
chronically imderfed Ireland there was not the 
same necessity for rations. Our restricted appe- 
tites and incomes are a guarantee at any time 
against waste. Few, indeed, were the people in 
this country who could then afford to pay 25’. 9 ^?. 
per lb. for iDutter, lod. a lb. for sugar. Everybody 
did with less. The poor went without, I know 
plenty of families in which, in ordinary times, tiny 
children live on black tea, dry bread and potatoes, 
and often even the latter give out. In slightly 
more prosperous districts, meat, in the shape of a 
pig’s head, is a Sunday treat, and an occasional 
egg may be forthcoming ; but even among the 
small fanner class, which could afford something 
more appetizing, the same indifference to food 
prevails. Year in, year out, in peace and in war, 
the same monotonous, semi-starvation diet prevails 
and is responsible for more than half of Ireland’s 
undigested troubles. 

On returning home I found Ireland in hysterics 
at the prospect of conscription. A strike having 
beea prochumcff as a protest, for weeks we had 
no trains, no posts, nothing but the wildest 
rumouts ; and Knn Fein prepared to resist to the 



EXCITEMENTS 


133 

last man. Republican “armies” sprang up in 
every district. Mysterious strangers, from nobody 
knew where, proceeded to initiate the inhabitants, 
by the light of the moon, in the art of “ forming 
fours,” a performance accompanied by much 
yelling and the beating of tin cans. My front gate 
being, for some time, the rendezvous of the bel- 
ligerent youth of the neighbourhood, I sent them 
a request, by Dan, not to make quite so much 
noise. In return I received an assurance that the 
last thing they wished to do was to armoy me, and 
they gallantly moved on to the next gate down the 
road. 

The following night, some time after I had gone 
to bed, I was awakened by the sound of a shot 
close to the house. I rang my bell several times 
— ^no response. I got up and went to the servants’ 
rooms and found their beds empty. Complete 
darkness downstairs. A rush of wind met me in 
the kitchen passage, and I realized that the back 
door was open and the servants out. I locked the 
door and took up a strategic position on the back 
stairs. Soon after midnight I heard a tapping 
and let in the cook, giving her a month’s notice 
as I did so ; a little later the parlourmaid and, 
soon after her, the housemaid arrived. Having 
given each of them notice also, I retired to bed, 
my feelings slightly relieved by the sound of their 
sobs. 

N^t day I was told they were all members of 
the Cumam-na-mBan and that, every night, after 
I had gone to bed, they were to be foimd drilling 
at the gate and route-marching round the country 
with the “ boys.” The firing of the shot into their 
midst by some unknown person, in the wood above 
the road, had been their undoing. It created a 
panic, everybody had scattered precipitately ; each 



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134 

of the maids had fled home separately in a state of 
terror, culminating in complete collapse at the 
vision of “ the mistress ” in her dressing-gown at 
the back door. 

Two nights later, the F s were visited by a 

band of armed and masked men, the Colonel held 
up in his pyjamas, with revolvers pointed at his 
head, the house searched ; two guns, a gold watch 
and a Treasury-note case containing five pounds 
having been eventually removed. 

Caragh seethed with excitement. In the opinion 
of its inhabitants it was the quietest place in the 
world. To take an occasional gun was, of course, 
“ no harm ” : what Caragh could not understand 
was the fact that any one of its inhabitants could 
have sunk to such depths of infamy as to take the 
Colonel’s watch and his money. 

The Post Office was fiill to overflowing when I 
arrived there. It was one of the few days in the 
week when Caragh held communication with the 
outer world. For the Great War which had up- 
heaved Europe and brought empires into the dust 
had also left its mark on us. For three years there 
had now been no post out on Sundays or in on 
Mondays, while the Post Office was closed on 
Tuesda)^ for the sale of stamps and the despatching 
of telegrams — an arrangement which, while it may 
possibly have helped to win the war, undoubtedly 
led to congestion on Wednesdays in a place princi- 
pally used as a Bvueau of Information, and presided 
over by a Post Mistress addicted to making the 
most of the facilities afforded by her profession for 
the acquiring of local intelligence. 

“ The Colonel is in a terrible way,” she re- 
maiked, displaying for the benefit of her audience 
the large bundle of letters she was engaged in 
stampii^. “He’s after writing three letters to 



CARAGH IS SHOCKED 


135 

agents in Dublin to let the house for him, and one 
to the Irish Times — ‘ Lawlessness in Ireland ’ it’s 
called ; and there’s been telegrams all the morning 
to the military and the police.” 

The “Boots” from the hotel, throwing down a 
large leather bag, spat thoughtfully on the floor. 

“ Ireland wiU never be free now,” he remarked 
pessimistically. 

An ardent Siim Feiner of the type addicted to 
peaceable drilling on fine nights, he was sternly 
opposed to any display of belligerency — z. sub- 
stantial deposit in the savings bank making him 
view with leniency the occupation of Ireland by a 
moneyed, if alien, race of English tourists. At the 
same time he was at heart a true patriot, and in 
the disgrace that had fallen on the Siim Feiners of 
Caragh it seemed for the moment as if the sacrifices 
of Wolfe Tone, of Emmett and Lord Edward 
Fitzgerald had been made in vain. 

“ Whoever done it,” said Jamesy Moyniham, the 
shoemaker, fiercely licking a stamp on a letter to 
his married daughter in America, “ it wasn’t Siim 
Feiners. There’s plenty of lads about who’d take 
the guns right enough, but only blackguards would 
take money.” 

The gloom deepened in the Post Office. An 
exploit which would certainly have added lustre 
to the achievements of the local Republicans had 
it been confined to the raiding of the Colonel’s 
guns had degenerated into a common burglary, 
a crime without precedent in the country districts 
of Ireland. 

“ A low pack of robbers,” said the “ Boots.” 

“ It must have been strangers,” suggested the 
Post Mistress. 

A gleam of hopefulness radiated through the 
Post Office. It was significant of Celtic mentality 



THE WINDS OF TIME 


136 

that, while everybody was perfectly aware of their 
identity, in no circumstances would anybody be- 
tray the criminals. An incident had occurred of 
which Caragh was thoroughly ashamed. In the 
circumstances nobody would accept responsibility 
for it. 

“ Strangers it was that done it,” everybody 
agreed with everybody else. “ Only a pack of 
common robbers would take money.” 

The crowd dispersed hopefully down the road. 

The west wind was blowing softly across the bog. 
The lake lay shimmering in the April sunshine, 
its shores ablaze with golden gorse. 

An armoured car, symbol of Britain’s might, 
sent in response to the Colonel’s telegraphic appeal 
to the forces of the Crown, lay helplessly across the 
road. Soldiers in tin hats hurried, with harassed 
coimtenances, around it. A youthfiil officer philo- 
sophically smoked a cigarette in the ditch. The 
grey, unwieldy monster, constructed to move with 
equal facility backwards and forwards and side- 
ways, could not be prevailed upon to travel in 
any direction whatsoever. A Ford car, containing 
two policemen, paused to offer suggestions to the 
soldiers. The Protestant rector dismounted from 
his bicycle to discuss the outrage with the youthful 
officer. 

“ It almost makes me forget I’m a Christian,” 
he remarked ; “ I should like to shoot the scoundrels. 
Imagine taking mon^ ! ” 

At the house the Colonel explained to me : “ It’s 
not the bally guns I mind (the best ones I sent long 
ago to* the barracks), but that they should take my 
money and my watch — good God ! what is the 
countiy coming to ? ” 

Nobody knew. The wildest rumours prevailed. 
More armoured cars appeared on the scene. 



CONSCRIPTION 


137 

Aeroplanes were expected daily. Conscription, 
it was said, was to be carried out by force. Every- 
body was to be “ taken,” even the old age pension- 
ers : a rumour which sent every man in the place 
in precipitate flight to the mountains. The priest 
told the women and girls in outlying districts to 
repair immediately to the towns for protection from 
the “ brutal and licentious soldiers.” Black troops, 
they said, were being sent to Ireland to terrorize 
the population. The origin of this scare intrigued 
me for some time. Eventually I traced it to its 
source. The Black Watch was under orders to 
proceed to Tralee. 

Nothing, it will be seen, was too fantastic for the 
popular imagination, bursting with indignation at 
Britain’s latest injustice, implying that the Irish 
were a subject race from whom tribute could be 
claimed without their consent. Coming at a 
moment when Ireland was fiercely asserting her 
right to national independence, its only effect was 
to unite all the conflicting Nationalist elements 
in the country : to drive practically all Ireland 
into the arms of Sinn Fein. 

Whether the state of the Allied Forces justified 
it or not, one did not then know. When, a few 
months later, after four long years of blood and 
mud, of human agony, of material waste and 
destruction, the madness of the world at last came 
to an end, Sinn Fein Ireland was more than ever 
convinced that conscription had never been any- 
thing but a sinister political plot on the part of 
England. In any case, since it could not possibly 
have been carried out, it would have been wiser 
if it had never been attempted. 



CHAPTER XIV 


DUBLIN— rrS INTELLIGENTSIA — ^LOOKING FOR A FLAT 

A fter three months in Dublin, spent mostly 
in the hands of doctors, I found myself the 
following spring at home once more, poorer in 
spirit as well as in pocket. 

I have always had rather a contempt for people 
who went in for operations. Never in any cir- 
cumstances did I contemplate indulging in one 
myself ; and if I had not gone to Dublin I imagine 
I never would. Finding myself, however, in the 
capital of Ireland, it was inevitable that I should 
fall into the clutches of the medical profession. 
Everybody who goes there does. Not even the 
healthiest can hope to escape. For one thing, 
there are nothing but doctors in Dublin. Every 
second house in every fashionable square and street 
has a brass plate on the door. There must be at 
least two doctoiB to every potential patient : one 
to operate and one to apply the anaesthetic. For 
myself, I struggled as best I could against delivering 
my body up to satisfy the curiosity of a Dublin 
specialist. Persuaded by friends to obtain medical 
advice, I had gone as far as malang an appointment 
with one for a certain day, when my spirit rose in 
revolt. I wrote and said I was too ill to keep my 
appointment. This, unfortunately, only seems to 
have served to stimulate his professional curiosity, 
for within an hour he was at my bedside, and the 
next day I found myself, protesting furiously, in a 



DXJBLIN 


139 

nursing-home where nobody paid the slightest 
attention to anything I said. A great deal more 
annoyed than ill, I made up my mind to die under 
the operation, if only for the satisfaction of supply- 
ing both the doctor and nurses with the rmpleasant 
advertisement of an inquest in the Home, Entirely 
against my will, somehow I survived. Nobody 
except myself seemed in the least surprised. It 
was, I gathered, the usual procedure. By slow 
degrees I became not only accustomed to, but 
absorbed in, the atmosphere of the Home, develop- 
ing a positively passionate attachment to the Doctor 
and the Matron. When the day of my departure 
approached, I wept and besought them to allow 
me to remain for ever. They kept me for another 
week, and then, once more, I found myself in a 
grey, unsympathetic world, no longer an object of 
solicitous consideration, the dissipated recipient of 
exotic fruit, and carnations at one and sixpence 
each. “ There’s nothing the matter with you at 
all,” I was told, when, pale and wan, I suggested 
telephoning for the doctor. As a matter of fact, I 
felt much more ill after the operation than before. 
“ People always do,” they told me. 

January froze itself into February ; February 
rained itself out and March blew itself in with 
customary Irish violence. My convalescence estab- 
lished, I started to explore Dublin, where I had 
never stayed before except, as a bird of passage, for 
a few days in Horse Show time, or as a guest, in 
years gone by, behind the sheltered portals of the 
Viceregal Lodge. 

In Ireland you will never hear anything but 
abuse of Dubhn. DirW> dingy, dull, decayed are 
the epithets usually bestowed upon it. It is all 
these and much more besides, which is perhaps not 
obvious, save to those who seek for something more 



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140 

than the amusements generally associated with city 
life. For a capital, Dublin is astonishingly friendly. 
From the top floors of the houses in Stephen’s 
Green one can see the Wicklow mountains, a fact 
which in itself preserves one from the devastating 
loneliness which the chinmey-pots of most towns 
invariably convey, at any rate, to me. More for- 
tunate than any town I know in its surroundings, 
in half an hour by train or tram you can be in the 
country, among the mountains or by the sea, on 
the wild foreland of Howth or on the lonely, sandy 
shores of Malahide, Squalid as are so many of the 
Dublin streets and slums, the fresh sea air blows up 
them with the tide ; while, in the muddy flats, 
where the LifFey runs out to the sea, the poorest 
gutter child finds chronic amusement searching for 
mermaids among the seaweed and the gulls. 

For the rest, if the bridges are eyesores and the 
quays of an indescribable squalor, in her splendid 
buildings and her Georgian squares, what remains 
of eighteenth-century Dublin smiles on you and 
draws you to her heart, recalling to your memory 
her bygone days of extravagant splendour. And 
in the inhabitants of Dublin is reflected the surpris- 
ing friendliness of their city. 

In engaging familiarity, the shop people, instead 
of addressing you indefinitely as “ Madam ” or 
“ Sir,” call you by your name. “ No grey silk 
stockings in stock to-day, Mrs. Mahony,” says the 
shop-walker at Switzer’s. “ If you walk upstairs. 
Miss Murphy, you’ll find our latest models on 
view.” 

“ We have some new suitings in. Major, you may 
like to see.” 

And if you are very young : “ Umbrellas, child 
deetfi in the next room through.” 

If fiiendly, it must however be admitted that life 



IRISH POETS 


I4I 

in Dublin is not very gay. For one thing there is 
very little private entertaining, and there are prac- 
tically no restaurants. Somebody once tried to 
start a Night Club, but as the only available drink 
was cocoa, it did not have a long or hilarious 
existence. The various hotels provide indifferent 
fare imder high-sounding names, hanche de mouton 
a la broche seeking to conceal its identity, on the 
printed mem, with the roast mutton with which all 
Ireland is so painfully familiar. Only at Jammet’s 
is it possible to dine sumptuously ; and if a dinner 
once a week or once a month is sufficient nourish- 
ment for you, then you may be able to afford it at 
Jammet’s. Such luxuries, however, are not for the 
people of Dublin, most of whom appear to subsist 
on an egg with their tea, and cocoa before going 
to bed. 

Unlike England, where people are totally incap- 
able of expressing themselves on any subject on 
which they feel deeply without first dining over it, 
at some of the famous “ Dublin evenings ” to which 
I was invited the most brilliant conversation was 
carried on to an accompaniment of tea and cake : 
A. E. (George Russell), poet, artist and mystic, in 
the chimney-corner of his house in Rathgar, dis- 
coursing on Bolshevism as only he can discourse on 
every subject imder the sun ; W. B. Yeats emerging 
from his Celtic sleep to explain the mysteries of the 
occult to an enthralled, if unconvinc^, audience ; 
James Stephens flinging shafts of humour and sar- 
casm round him, while handing tea and buns to 
the satellites surrounding him in his top-floor flat 
in Fitzwilliam Place. 

Yeats I had previously met in London at the 
Mair’s house in Walpole Street, and he had dined 
with us in Cheyne Walk, giving a cachet to the party 
by reading out his own poetry in the deep melodious 



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voice which is one of his chief charms. George 
Mair, who had married Maire O’Neill, the clever 
Abbey Theatre actress, was at that time London 
editor of the Manchester Guardian and one of the 
most brilliant young men of the day. After dining 
with them one night we all went on to Yeats’s flat 
near Euston (which he said was the nearest spot 
he could find to Ireland in London), where he was 
always to be found on Monday evenings. Having 
left our wraps on the kitchen dresser on top of the 
poet’s breakfast bacon, we were taken to the sitting- 
room which was draped with black and' lighted with 
seven candles, with incense burning in a bowl on 
the mantelpiece. Sipping some strange vintage, 
we listened to our host’s enthralling tales of a 
scullery-maid who, imder hypnotic influence, had 
spoken perfect Greek, and of Levinska, a Polish 
medium, who, in a trance, had apparently fastened 
Yeats’s pyjamas to the ceiling with a hatpin. After 
each story George Mair would teU Yeats he was 
the best liar he knew, to which Yeats would reply, 
“ Yes, I was afraid you would think that,” and 
would then tell another. About one o’clock in the 
morning, when we were preparing to go home, he 
told us of a man who had called on him and who 
was so clever Yeats felt he must be wicked — ^nobody 
normal could know so much. “ More and more I 
kepjt thinking how wicked he must be, and at last 
I knew it, because suddenly I saw a huge green 
elephant standing behind him.” 

“ I shouldn’t let a little thing like that prejudice 
you, Yeats,” said George Mair. 

The unreal atmosphere in which they live un- 
doubtedly gives to the minds of the Dublin literati 
the fiintastic turn which each of them displays 
in different degree in their writings. — Or it may 
be the tea and buns on which they apparently 



JAMES STEPHENS* “ IGNORANCE ” 1 43 

subsist. James Stephens, who looks exactly like one 
of the leprechauns he so charmingly describes, pos- 
sesses the same impish humour attributed to these 
typically Irish sprites. One day, he told me, when 
his poetry and books were bringing him into the 
limelight, a telephone message came from the Vice- 
regal Lodge saying that two of the guests staying 
there. Lady Randolph Chin-chill and Lady Leslie, 
were anxious to make his acquaintance and with 
his permission would call on him that morning. 
James Stephens, to whom ladies of title were at 
that time more or less of an unknown quantity, 
awaited their arrival vdth some embarrassment, 
having, he said, no idea what to talk to them about. 
Lady Leslie, however, soon put him at his ease by 
talking of her son Shane Leslie, for whom he had 
a great admiration. Eulogizing and criticizing his 
work, James Stephens completely ignored the exist- 
ence of Lady Randolph, who, no doubt feeling 
rather out of it, presently remarked : “I too have 
a son, Mr. Stephens.” 

“ Oh, have you ? ” he replied with sudden in- 
terest ; “ and what is his name ? ” 

Lady R. Winston Churchill. 

J. S. Oh, that delightful writer of American 
novels. 

Lady R. My son is not that Winston Churchill. 

J. S. Oh, is there another? 

Lady R. {coldly). Don’t you read the news- 
papers ? 

J. S. Never. 

Lady R. And you have never heard of my son ? 

J. S. {stoutly). Never; but do tell me about him 
— what does he do? 

Lady R. {vaguely). He is at the Admiralty. 

J. S. Ah, that accoimts for my not having heaurd 
of him. 



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Both ladies had risen to their feet. James 
Stephens saw them down the stairs and into the 
Viceregal motor. As they drove away Lady Ran- 
dolph put her head out of the window : “ All the 
same, Mr. Stephens,” she said, “ you have heard of 
my son ! ” 

Mrs. J. R. Green, the historian, was another 
writer living then in Dublin whom I had known 
previously in London. She had a charming house 
in Stephen’s Green, where she gave literary parties 
which, like her writing, I always found rather 
sticky. An uncompromising Nationalist, she had 
left London after the execution of Sir Roger Case- 
ment. She had moved heaven and earth to save 
him and took his fate terribly to heart. She was 
a curious woman, with snow-white hair, a mask- 
like face and a slow, deliberate manner of speech. 
She disliked women, but, though I never made 
much headway with her in London, she was very 
kind to me in Dublin. I would have liked to know 
her better, and asked her later to come and stay 
at Ard-na-sidhe. Unfortimately the visit did not 
materialize, but she wrote me in reply the following 
letter containing an interesting suggestion : 

90 Stephen’s Green, 

Ap. 8./19. 

My dear Lady Gordon, 

How charming of you to write me so kind a letter 
of farewell. I was afraid you were suffering a good 
deal, and I wanted to see you before you left — and 
then I too got caught in the cold and could not go 
out. I ought to have written to explain. 

It touched me to get your considerate letter and 
I would have answered before only for fresh buist- 
iog pipes ! 

I dmuld much like to go and see you. I have 



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145 

never been in Kerry and I really must go there. 
In these times one cannot see enough of one’s own 
land, and of those who love it. I do hope to see 
your house, and your life in it, some day. I am 
sure it has good for all in and around it. 

I have an instinct that for a long time to come 
the old hospitality will have to take another form, 
not less noble, of fellowship in all daily things. 
There are some things (material !) in the new world 
which have to change in the giving and in the 
receiving alike — but the main thing, the free inter- 
course of all who care for the same ideals, is more 
than ever needed. I have been thinking a good 
deal about the old forms of English hospitality and 
its evils, and the French form with its hard limita- 
tions. I wish we could be free enough in soul here 
in Ireland to invent a scheme of our own that 
would hurt no one, and help a common idealism. 

Yom^ very sincerely, 

A. S. Green. 

In many ways Dublin is an xmcomfortable place 
to live in for anyone who is not the fortunate 
possessor of a house of their own. The hotels, 
with one or two exceptions, are expensive and 
badly run. Such furnished houses as are to let 
are usually dilapidated, dirty and of unimaginable 
gloom. Lodgings are impossible. Flats as they 
are known in London and other towns, with die 
exception of one solitzuy block, are non-existent. 
What are advertised as “ flats ” usually consist of 
two rooms in a private house, with the use of a 
bathroom and a cupboard on the stairs described 
as a “kitchenette,” fitted with a gas-iing and a 
sink. 

Impelled by vulgar curiosity, I pr^ented myself 
one day at the door of a house which, in the 



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columns of the/mA advertised in the briefly 

descriptive Dublin fashion : “ Flat to let, lady or 
gentleman, Protestant, dining out, partial attend- 
ance, electric light, telephone.” The address given 
was in one of Dublin’s most fashionable squares, and 
the house, I discovered as I rang the bell, belonged 
to a doctor. The advertisement, one of a hundred 
gimilar ones, intrigued me. What was “ partial 
attendance ” ? And what were the especial attrac- 
tions of a “ Protestant ” lady or gentleman which 
seemed to make them so peculiarly desirable to the 
owners of houses in a Catholic town, since nearly 
every advertisement I saw laid special stress on this 
religious qualification? 

The entrance hall did not look very inviting. A 
glance at the girl who opened the door, and the 
time she took to do it, explained why the attend- 
ance was described as “ partial.” The doctor’s 
wife, who personally conducted me upstairs, scru- 
tinized me with a penetrating eye. Conscious of 
an imcertain and wavering Protestantism, I hoped 
she would not submit me to a searching examina- 
tion of the Catechism, or ask for references from the 
Church of Ireland as to my adherence to its tenets 
in the event of my taking the flat, any chance of 
which, however, vanished the moment I saw it. 
Lace cmtains hxmg threateningly over the plate- 
glass windows — ^which, like most Dublin windows, 
had apparently not laeen cleaned since the day 
they were first put in — hiding from view the only 
asset of the house : the sun shining cheerfully on 
the gardens of the square. We explored the bath- 
room, which had no hot water laid on, and the 
kitdbienette, which had no light. I inquired as to 
the attendance, which was to be even more partial 
than, in my wildest moments, I had anticipated. 

“ You won’t want nauch,” said the Doctor’s wife, 



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147 

disposing decisively of any requirements I might be 
likely to imagine myself in need of ; “a little dust- 
ing Maria could do for you — and of course she’d 
wash up your breakfast things, and she would 
answer the door and bring in the tea. ... By 
the way,” she added, as an afterthought, “ I forgot 
to say the sitting-room would of course be wanted 
every day from two o’clock till four, for the Doctor’s 
patients.” 

“ My sitting-room ! ” I gasped. 

“Yes,” she replied; “but you wouldn’t mind 
just for a short time like that.” 

I eyed her severely. 

“ I was looking for somewhere to /ioe,” I re- 
marked ; “ if I took this flat I should have to 
spend most of my time in the street, since I am to 
be out every day from two till four, and I am 
never to be in for dinner in the evenings. Four 
guineas seems an excessive sum for the few hours 
of the night and the early morning when I should 
be allowed to occupy it.” 

“ m make it three guineas if you like,” said the 
Doctor’s wife. 

But by this time I was on the doorstep. At last 
I understood why a religious qualification goes 
with the letting of Dublin flats. Not all the con- 
solations offered by the Church of Ireland, how- 
ever, would ever induce me to take up my residence 
in one. 

4e 3|c He 4c ;|e 

In my absence events had been moving at home. 
Kerry had become suddenly famous. A police- 
man had been shot (fortunately not fatally). The 
Lord-Lieutenant had sent a wire expressing his 
indignation at the outrage. The Irish Times, in a 
leading article on it, had called (for the twenty- 
sixth time that month) on the Government for 



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148 

firm and just administration of the law, A pro- 
minent member of the Southern Unionist Alliance 
had subjected the Chief Secretary to a searching 
cross-examination in the House of Commons on the 
state of affairs in Kerry. The Chief Secretary, in 
reply, had no information from Kerry or, appar- 
ently, from any other part of Ireland. No arrest 
had been made. According to the newspapers, a 
diligent search for the assailant had so far proved 
fruitless. The policeman was sitting up, and public 
interest in the affair subsiding, when Killorglin 
awoke one morning to find itself proclaimed a 
military area. 

At no time a centre of much commercial activity, 
complete paralysis settled on the town as the result 
of the pronouncement. All business came to a 
standstill, while the inhabitants, propping them- 
selves against the walls of its public-houses, viewed 
with a certain nervous apprehension the arrival in 
their midst of an armoured car, a tank — commonly 
supposed to be full of poison gas — several machine- 
guns, and a detachment of soldiers described in the 
local paper as “ sated with blood and lust and 
victory.” 

The blockade of the town having been ensured 
by the establishment on its bridges of these various 
engines of war, its inhabitants were next informed 
that permits from the military authorities would be 
required for anybody wishing to enter it, 

Killorglin seethed with indignation. That the 
liberty of its population should be thus interfered 
with was an unspeakable outrage, for which the mere 
shooting of a policeman afforded no justification. 
As everybody knew, the affair was purely acci- 
dental — one of those regrettable incidents to which 
only ill-advised policemen would expose them- 
selvei. As Mrs. Daly remarked, “ What right have 



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149 

the police to be interfering with the people?*’ 
Mrs. Daly is the mother of fourteen children, “ six 
of them buried,” she will tell you with the proud 
satisfaction with which the poor in Ireland allude 
to their thus providentially disposed-of progeny. 
The surviving eight, ranging in age from five to 
fourteen, conforming with the spirit of the times, 
“ stood to attention ” on my arrival, “ formed 
fours,” and were only restrained from shouting 
“ Up the rebels ! ” by an admonition from their 
mother to “ Whisht, and have conduct.” For Mrs. 
Daly, although an extremist in the matter of Sinn 
Fein, belongs to a family which for generations has 
been what she is pleased to describe as “ rared on 
the gentry,” and has not yet lost an inherent respect 
for the “ quality ” or a natural disinclination to 
offend their susceptibilities. 

“ Never yet did I give a foul face where I met 
a fair one, whatever way the wind would be blow- 
ing,” she remzurked, welcoming me into her cottage, 
incidentally sweeping a broody hen off the chair 
in which I was requested to seat myself. 

Accustomed to Mrs. Daly’s usually inconsequent 
conversation, I placed myself on the extreme edge 
of the chair, as far removed as possible from the 
position lately vacated by the hen, awaiting some 
e3q>lanation of the cryptic remark with which I had 
been greeted. 

“ Whoever it was that sent for them I don’t 
know,” said Mrs. Daly ; “ some says as how it was 
the Colonel, and more says as how it was the 
Canon.” 

“ Sent for what ? ” I inquired. 

“ The soldiers.” 

“ Of course the Colonel didn’t send for them, nor 
the Canon,” I replied. “ No private person could 
do such a thing. It was the Government that sent 



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t hptn because of the drilling and the raids for arms 
and the shooting of Constable Spillane.” 

“ Sure he’d never have got shot at all, the 
craytur,” replied Mrs. Daly, “ if he’d minded his 
own business. What right had he to be up at 
Danny Murphy’s at all that time of the night ? ” 

“ He was looking for arms,” I replied. 

“ Looking for trouble,” Mrs. Daly remarked with 
a sniff, “and he found it — and we all foimd it 
with the persecution that’s been put on us by the 
soldiers.” 

“ In what way do they persecute you ? ” 

“ Well, now, your ladyship, would you believe 
it? There was that little boy Batty,” indicating 
her eldest offspring, “ and meself driving into town 
yesterday morning, and a sack of turf inside in the 
ass-cart, and just on the bridge beyant on the road 
were two of them (Scotch by the look of them), 
and an officer with a small little’ cap on the side 
of his head. ‘ Shtop,’ sez he, holding on to the ass 
by the bridle, ‘ where’s your permit ? ’ sez he. 
‘ Permit is it,’ sez I, ‘ and what would I be wanting 
a permit for, me that’s travelled this road since I 
was bom, by nobody’s leave but my own.’ ‘ You 
must have one now,’ sez he, ‘ or I’ll shoot you.’ 
‘ If you shoot me,’ sez I, ‘ I’ll shtiike you.’ With 
that they all laughed. ‘ What have you,’ sez he, 
‘ in that sack ? ’ ‘ What’s that to you,’ sez I. 
‘ Come now,’ sez he, ‘ and open it,’ teiking hold of 
the sack ; and as it waisn’t too well tied together 
at all, out fell all the turf on the road. ‘ Pick that 
up again,’ sez I, ‘ and put it back in the sack. 
What right have you interfering with me — a poor 
woman that has done no harm to no one ; sure 
wasn’t your own mother a woman, and you’d have 
a right to remember it,’ With that they all laughed 
again. But they picked up the turf and put it back 



HAVE conduct!” 


I5I 

in the sack, ‘ Pass on,’ sez the oflScer, ‘ but don’t 
be coining into town again without a permit ’ ; 
but sure by that time hadn’t they Batty and me 
half-killed with the fright.” 

“ Well, if they do nothing worse than that you 
won’t die just yet.” 

“ They’ll do worse — same as they done before.” 

“What’s that?” I inquired. 

“ Behead all the people and bum all the houses.” 

“ When did they do that ? ” 

“ ’Twas some time ago then.” 

“ It must have been.” 

“ ’Twas in 1641,” said Batty. 

“ Hasn’t Batty the learning ? ” remarked his 
mother with pride. “ It’s a great scholar I’ll make 
of him.” 

“ If he isn’t beheaded,” I suggested, preparing to 
take my departure. 

“ The solders will kill all before them,” replied 
Mrs, Daly, relapsing into gloom. “Killorglin is 
destroyed entirely, and all along of a bosthoon of a 
policeman who had a right to keep to his bed at 
night instead of trapesing about in the dark inter- 
fering with decent, quiet people who done him no 
harm nor anyone else.” 

“ Up the ribils ! ” murmured Batty tentatively. 

“ Whisht,” said his mother, “ didn’t I tell you 
to have conduct.” 



CHAPTER XV 


BATTLE, MURDER AND SUDDEN DEATH — CHRISTMAS — 
A STORY OF THE BLACK AND TANS 

T he autumn of 1920 proved a terrible one of 
wind and rain, the beginning of what one 
felt instinctively would be a grey and dismal winter 
of bloody deeds and merciless revenge. 

The Government’s attitude to Ireland grew daily 
more recklessly vindictive. When, one wondered, 
would England ever understand Ireland? Every 
measure she adopted invariably had the exact 
opposite effect to that which she expected. Like 
an angry parent who knows that, eventually, he 
will be compelled to give in to the importunities 
of his growing family, England blustered furiously 
before the inevitable smrrender. 

The Nationalist Party went down because, in 
its thirty years of existence, it failed to obtain by 
constitutional methods the self-government which, 
since Parnell’s day, had dangled in tantalizing 
fashion before the eyes of Ireland. Disappointed 
and irritated, the youth of the country threw its 
old leaders aside. Constitutional agitation had 
failed ; England could not be cajoled. Over and 
over again history has shown that, to wu'est a half- 
hearted measure of reform from her, she must 
somehow be horrified. 

In 1916 Sinn Fein set out to horrify. England 
replied with two years of repression. In 1918 
there were 1,100 political arrests ; 260 private 

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THE BLACK AND TANS 1 53 

houses were raided, innumerable meetings, fairs 
and markets were suppressed. In 1919 Ireland 
retaliated by shooting 16 policemen, who, having 
informed against local offenders, were looked on 
as spies and traitors to their country. In order 
to avenge their death, 1,400 houses were raided, 
950 people were arrested, the Bail was suppressed, 
its leading members deported, every Sinn Fein 
organization in the country declared illegal ; with 
the res\ilt that policemen were murdered in ever- 
increasing numbers, more houses raided, and more 
arrests made, on any pretext : for speaking in 
Irish, for waving green flags, for collecting in the 
streets for “ rebel ” prisoners. 

Under the monstrous regime of the “ Black and 
Tans,” so brutal did political coercion become, 
that murder, always Ireland’s last resource, became 
inevitable. 

It took all one’s time and energy to fight the 
pessimism and hopelessness of everybody in the 
distracting sitaution. 

“ Things cannot go on as they are,” murmured 
the less gloomy. But couldn’t they? What was 
to prevent them ? So long as England persisted 
in her policy of terror, so long would Ireland 
“ throw herself about,” murder and reprisal alter- 
nating with sickening recmxence. 

And the hideous waste of it all, the loss to Ireland 
of so many of her ablest sons, like Terence Mac- 
Swiney, Lord Mayor of Cork, dying on a hunger 
strike, for an ideal which, whether he died or not, 
was bound to materialize within the next few years. 
Was he a great hero or a misguided idealist? 
Wotdd not a man of his xmdoubted worth and 
genius have served Ireland better by livii^, instead 
of dying, for her? 

Opinions differed. An aunt of mine, an un- 



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154 

compromising Unionist, was so struck by the 
nobility of his motives that she stopped one day 
to eulogize him to an ardent Sinn Fein gardener. 

“ Although I do not agree with his politics,” she 
remarked, “ I cannot help admiring him ; he must 
have been a wonderful man.” 

“ Well, now,” said the gardener, “ I think he 
was a d d fool.” 

9fc :ic af: ;it 

Batde and murder and sudden death were 
not long arriving in Killorglin : inevitable result 
of the advent, in our midst, of a batch of 
Black and Tans, brought in to reinforce the 
r anks of the R.I.C. which had been depleted by 
resignations. 

The procedure leading up to these tragic events 
was the usual one prevailing in so many Irish 
towns at that time. 

On a perfectly peaceful district there would 
suddenly descend a number of Enghsh, Scotch and 
sometimes Irish ex-soldiers, temporarily recruited 
for the purpose of terrorizing Ireland ; subject to 
no especial training ; their power limited by 
neither law nor discipline. The conditions of life 
rmder which they lived were not pleasant. Con- 
stantly harassed by the I.R.A., they could never 
go out on patrol, or leave the vicinity of their 
barracks, without laying themselves open to the 
risk of attack. 

Shunned by everybody on principle, any effort 
to make themselves agreeable was met with relent- 
less vengeance by the enemy. In Killorglin, as 
in many other places, the advances of the young 
men, -who were well set up, and of more or less 
{deasing appearance, were at first not altogether 
unwelcome to certain young women in the town. 



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155 

Having been seen in the company of the Black 
and Tans, their houses were forcibly entered one 
night by the I.R.A. and their hair cut off. Indig- 
nant at the insult paid to their newly acquired 
friends, the Black and Tans raided the Sinn Fein 
Club, damaged the billiard table and burnt the 
Republican Flag in the middle of the Square. 

A few nights later, two Black and Tans, unarmed 
and in mufti, about to start on leave, were shot 
dead not far from the Barracks, on their way from 
seeing two girls home. 

When, at midnight, their bodies were foimd and 
brought into the Barracks, their comrades rushed 
wildly into the town, pulled one of the leading 
traders out of his bed, into the street, where they 
shot him, burnt the Creamery and the Saw-mills 
(the property of almost the orily Protestant in the 
town), looted the public-houses of whisky, and, 
firing indiscriminately in every direction, gave the 
terrified inhabitants so many hours to leave the 
town before they set it on fire. 

On the following day, refugees poured out into 
the coimtry. When darkness fell, only three men 
remained in possession of their homes. All through 
the mght they sat waiting for the flames to rise, 
for the shots to burst forth. 

Nothing, however, happened. Wiser counsels, 
from a member of an older and more disdplined 
force, the R.I,C., prevailed. The day of vengeance 
was postponed. 

Passing from bad to worse, the winter crept 
on. 

The murder, in cold-blooded ferocity, of the 
English officers in Dublin ; of Mrs. Lindsay ; of 
the Auxiliaries at Macroom, plunged all Ireland 
in gloom. Every day the tale of horror grew, 
eafch side vying with titie other in deeds of ruthless 



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156 

vengeance, every act of oppression by the forces 
of the Grown being met with increasing violence 
and crime on the part of the phantom Republican 
Army, ever eluding pursuit and capture. 

Christmas came, and instead of peace and good- 
will we had a terror in the country unparalleled 
in the history of our times, making a mockery even 
of the feeble festivities of the “ Wren boys,” who, 
divested of their trench coats and revolvers, and 
adorned with sashes and streamers of coloured 
ribbon, appeared as usual on St. Stephen’s Day, 
somewhat sheepishly dancing in front of the house, 
swinging the body of a dead wren to the 
monotonous refrain : 

“ The wren, the wren is the king of all birds. 

On St. Stephen’s Day he got caught in the furze. 
Although he’s small, his family is great, 

Kind madam, come down and give us a treat,” 

A performance without which Christmas in Kerry 
would not be considered complete ; and which is 
followed, on St. Brigid’s Eve, by a visit from the 
“ Biddy boys,” whose pleasantries are met with 
wild shrieks from the kitchen. 

Otherwise, with the exception of the lighting of 
the Christmas candle, left burning in the window 
of every house and cottage in Kerry to welcome 
the Son of Man, in the event of his returning again 
to earth, the festival passed, with fear and distrust 
instead of peace and goodwill in the hearts of 
all. Nobody was happy. Nobody went to sleep 
who did not start up at the soimd of a knock or a 
footstep outside. So poisoned was the atmosphere 
with suspicion, so great the terror of being over- 
heard, and eventually burnt out or shot, that 
nobody made a statement or expressed an opinion 
in public or even in private, for, as. an old man 



THE CARLTONS I 57 

whispered to me in confidence, “ Your own son 
might be in it, and you not know.” 

lie :|e ^ 3|; 

The one bright spot for me in the New Year 
was the fate which befell one of my most aggressively 
Unionist acquaintances. 

Mrs. Carlton comes from the North. Her name, 
as a matter of feet, is not Carlton, but for obvious 
reasons I am unable to give her real one. 

In early youth she made, as so many of us do, 
an iU-advised marriage. In her case the fatal 
step was political. She married into the South 
— an experiment in eugenics often recommended 
for the salvation of Ireland, which did not, how- 
ever, in this case result in the salvation of either 
Mr. or Mrs. Carlton. 

Ever since her marriage, twenty years before, 
Mrs. Carlton’s life at Castle Carlton was a con- 
tinual protest, against the climate, the people and 
“ the state of the country.” 

“ If it weren’t for the Black and Tans,” she was 
fond of asserting, “ no decent person could live in 
it.” 

Her admiration for the Auxiliary forces of the 
Crown amounted to positive passion. “ The dar- 
lings ! ” I have heard her exclaim, as they crashed 
in motor-lorries down the narrow roads, firing 
wildly at the terror-stricken inhabitants fleeing for 
life across the fields. In Dublin, where she took 
a house for the winter, their activities used to fill 
her with admiration. Castle Carlton having been 
twice raided by armed and masked Sinn Feiners, 
she dwelt, witii all the rapture of satisfied ven- 
geance, on the sleepless nights and harassed exist- 
ence of the “ rebels ” xmder military rule ; while 
every time a shot rang out in the stillness of the 



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hour after Curfew, she smiled at the thought of 
another Sinn Feiner gone to his doom, dismissing 
with indignation Mr. Carlton’s suggestion that the 
Black and Tans were merely keeping their hands 
in by shooting cats. 

Mr. Carlton never approved of the winter in 
Dublin. For generations his family had faced 
agitations of every description in the South, un- 
moved and unmolested. Like most Irish landlords, 
he loves, while he curses, his native land. He has 
never lived anywhere else and he dislikes being 
uprooted. For thirty years he has fished and shot 
and leant against a gate, looking into a field — an 
occupation he calls farming. It is a life which 
suits him admirably, and though he was certainly 
irritated when the Sinn Feiners raided his guns, 
it did not seem to him an adequate reason for 
pvr.hangin g the habits of a lifetime for a monot- 
onous existence in the Kildare Street Club. 

However, even Dublin was better than Ulster, 
which was the only alternative of which Mrs. 
Carlton would hear ; and, having settled her into 
the house which they had taken in Fitzwilliam 
Place, Mr. Carlton iWself returned, at the first 
opportunity, to Castle Carlton, on “ urgent 
business.” In his absence, he arranged for his 
nephew, Denis, to come up for a few days and 
keep his wife company. 

Mrs. Carlton did not like Denis any better than 
she liked 2inybody else in the South. But though 
she considered him idle and extravagant, and sus- 
pected him of “ pro-Irish ” sympathies, he was a 
man : and as she belongs to a type which looks 
upon a man of any kind in the house as a protection 
in times of upheaval, she agreed to put up with 
him. 

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159 

to be much company, still less protection to her, 
on the first night of his stay. About seven o’clock 
he arrived, and, after less than two minutes’ con- 
versation, he rushed out to dinner ; and in spite 
of his aunt’s strict injunctions to be in by ten o’clock 
— Curfew hour — he had not returned at half-past 
eleven. Mrs. Carlton sent the servants to bed. 
She had finished the Morning Post, which she de- 
lighted in for its intelligent grasp on all matters 
connected with Sinn Fein, Bolshevism and the 
Jews. The fire was burning itself out in the 
drawing-room grate, and she was just meditating 
on the attractions of bed, when a violent knock 
resounded on the front door. 

Mrs. Carlton ran down the stairs and opened 
the door. But instead of her nephew, a taU and 
powerfully built stranger, in a mackintosh, with a 
soft hat pulled down over his face, pushed past 
her into the hall. 

“ For God’s sake, let me in,” he gasped ; “ the 
Black and Tans are outside.” 

“ Certainly not,” said Mrs. Carlton. “ Go out 
at once,” pushing him towards the door. 

“ Don’t be so hard on a fellow,” said the stranger. 
“ I tell you they’re just outside — ^at the comer of 
the street. They’ll arrest me.” 

“ I hx}pe they will,” said Mrs. Carlton, scenting 
a “ rebel,” if not an escaped murderer. “ I’ll tell 
them to,” she added, rushing down the steps to 
the military lorry a few yards away, falling head- 
long in the dark into the arms of a khaki-clad figure. 

“ Come to my house ! ” she exclaimed breath- 
lessly, dragging him by the arm. 

“ Not to-night, ducky,” said the Black and Tan 
with a grin. “ S’m other evening, perhaps,” he 
added encouragingly, endeavouring to loosen him- 
self firom her frenzied grasp. 



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i6o 

“ Chuck her in ! ” shouted a voice from the 
lorry. 

“ How dare you ? ” screamed Mrs. Carlton, 
fin din g herself dragged between two new-comers 
on to the step. 

“ ’Urry up there ! ” shouted a voice. “ Ain’t 
going to stop here all the bloomin’ night, are we ? ” 

A frightful heave, and Mrs. Carlton found herself 
hurled on to the seat, as the lorry plunged forth 
into the darkness past her house, the door of which, 
she perceived with horror by the light of the lamp, 
was tightly shut. 

“This is all a dreadful mistake,” she began. 
A revolver placed against her cheek cut short the 
explanation she was about to make. She looked 
around helplessly. In addition to the dozen or so 
Black and Tans, she perceived only one other 
prisoner — a boy of about sixteen, with what she 
was in the habit of describing as a “ rebellious 
face.” Even more terrified than herself, he was 
making a wild effort to jump out. A blow on the 
head from the butt-end of a rifle stretched him 
unconscious at her feet. 

A moment later the revolver against her cheek 
was withdrawn — a shot rang out — a piercing scream 
rent the air. Under a lamp-post a small black 
object wriggled in its last convulsive death agony. 
So it was cats, Mrs. Carlton realized, with a squirm 
of terror. Cats were her only weakness, 

“ I must protest ” she began. The click of 

the revolver against her cheek, the glint of a bayonet 
against her knees, and Mrs. Carlton slid helplessly 
into imconsciousness at the feet of her captors. 

When she awoke she found herself in a white- 
washed ceU lying on a plank, a spotty-faced wardress 
endeavouring to restore the circulation to her 
frozen limbs. 



LOITERING ! ” 


l6l 

“ Where am I ? ” she murmured. 

“ In the Bridewell, dearie.” 

Mrs. Carlton faded away once more into the 
realms of unconsciousness. 

% afe 

The longest night God ever made at last broke 
to dawn. But it was past midday when, after a 
meal of watery cocoa and musty bread, Victoria 
Carlton (age forty-two), wife of Valentine Carlton, 
of Castle Carlton and lOO Fitzwilliam Place, found 
herself in the presence of a police magistrate, 
listening to the charge against her of loitering in 
the streets of Dublin after Curfew. 

“ Loitering ! ” exclaimed Mrs. Carlton. “ I was 
running” 

“ Five shillings,” said the magistrate. 

“ I must explain said Mbs. Carlton. 

“ Five shillings,” snapped the magistrate ; “ and 
if she hasn’t it on her,” he added to the inspector, 
looking unsympathetically at Mrs. Carlton’s black 
lace evening-gown, hanging in ribbons round her, 
“ send a constable home with her in a cab to fetch 
it. Next case, Sergeant.” 

4: afe ^ 3ie 

I had the story from her nephew. 



CHAPTER XVI 


THE NEW HYGIENE — ^BRIDGET MARY AND MARY 
BRIDGET — T TTF. BLEEDING STATUE OF TEMPLEMORE 

I N no country in the world is it possible to talk 
so much and to make so little impression as in 
Irdand. As promoter and president of the local 
branch of the Women’s National Health Association 
I all but lost my own lungs in my efforts to save 
those of my neighbours from the onslaughts of 
tuberculosis. 

Nothing, however, that I could say on the ques- 
tion of hygiene had any effect, for the reason that 
nobody in Kerry believes in anything but tradition 
in such matters. Being myself easily discouraged, 
I have all the more admiration for people who 
persist in a new doctrine in Ireland. It is related 
of Sir Horace Plunkett that he addressed fifty 
meetings before a single society resulted from his 
efforts to organize Irish agricultural life on the 
basis of co-operation. In the end he won, not only 
against apathy but against the violent opposition 
of politicians and press. Equally to be admired 
was Lady Aberdeen, who, instead of devoting 
herself, as Vicereine, to the entertainment of 
Dublin, organized the women of Ireland into 
associations for fighting consumption : a plague 
which was decimating the population almost as 
much in the country districts as in the towns. 

Owing to her imconquerable determination, 
branch^ sprang up in every county. Some suc- 

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REFORM IN THE AIR 


163 

ceeded beyond expectation, others failed — ours 
among them. It may have been my faults 
Fanatical conviction is, I believe, one of the first 
qualifications of a leader, and in my inmost heart 
I never could feel convinced of the benefit of being 
cured of consumption in order that you may ulti- 
mately die of cancer, which, according to statistics, 
is what usually happens, since, as soon as one 
disease decreases, another increases, and anyway 
“ we’ve got to die of something,” as the Secretary 
lugubriously remarked. 

However, the Branch was started with intense 
enthusiasm and the whole neighbourhood flocked 
to the inaugural meeting addressed by Lady 
Aberdeen, who came down especially from Dublin 
for the purpose. The priest and the parson and 
the Nationalist M.P., the Rural Councillors and 
the leading magnates assembled on the platform ; 
Her Excellency opened the proceedings with a 
speech on tuberculosis which, if it mystified some 
of the audience, undoubtedly impressed the rest. 
The spirit of Reform filled the hall. There was 
literally nothing we did not imdertake to cany 
through, from the sweeping of the streets to the 
establishment of a District Nurse and a Babies’ 
Club. Promises of subscriptions, offers of help 
poured in. Not a creature in the hall but was 
carried away on the irresistible tide of enthusiasm 
produced by the prospect of the New Hygiene. 

No crusade was ever started with more resolute 
determination. For a whole year the Committee, 
impartially recruited from Catholics and Protest- 
ants, from coimtry and fi'om townspeople, met 
every month. There were no lack of problems to 
tackle. Killorglin is a town of 1,300 inhabitants. 
In one of its principal streets there are no sanitary 
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164 

have large back yards to which there is no access 
save through the houses themselves : cows, ponies 
and donkeys being led through the living-room and 
the shop from the stables to the street. There were 
no dustbins or receptacles of any kind for the 
rubbish, the owners of the shops . throwing rabbit 
skins, potato parings, bones, papers and filth of 
every description out of their front door into the 
street, where it lay for days in heaps, scratched 
up by dogs and blown by the wind, until such time 
as the local contractor found it convenient to 
remove it. Tuberculosis was rife ; outbreaks of 
typhoid occurred from time to time. In one 
house, where we heard of a case, the victim had 
been complaining for some time of a damp spot 
in her kitchen wall, subsequently discovered to 
be caused by a leak from the town drain which 
went under the floor — almost, if not quite, equal 
to the sanitary condition of a neighbouring town, 
where the open main drain of the town still flows, 
I believe, ti^ough the Infirmary yard. 

For a whole year we drew up resolutions and 
wrote letters to the Local Government Board, the 
Congested Districts Board and to every other Board 
and Council in Ireland, making ourselves , thor- 
oughly objectionable to them all. Nobody, how- 
ever, pgiid any attention to our appeals, with the 
exception of the Roman Catholic Bishop, who 
lamented, in a letter to the Cork Examiner, that we 
should have thought it necessary to ask for an in- 
quiry over the death, from typhoid, of three patients 
in the KiUamey Infirmary ; and the local curate, 
who sarcastically remarked of the Killorglin 
Women’s National Health Committee that “ not 
half of them had their own necks washed.” 

The interest in what was known usually as 
“ tubergoloshes ” died down. 



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165 

Gradually the flame of the New Hygiene began 
to burn low. One by one the younger members 
of the Committee, recruited from the town, faded 
away. As they had never been particularly help- 
ful, except at jumble sales, they were not greatly 
missed. When the War came and we burst out in 
Red Cross lectures and First Aid classes, some of 
them reappeared. The spirit of Hygiene seemed 
fanned once more into flame. Eventually it 
dawned on us that the bellows responsible for the 
rekindling was not enthusiasm for Belgium : still 
less for England. Somehow, in some inexplicable 
manner, we seemed to have become involved in 
the meshes of the Cumann-m-mBan. Personally, 
so long as the young women of the neighbourhood 
learnt the principles of nursing, or of anything 
that would keep them from strolling aimlessly, 
by day and night, up and down the town, I did 
not mind whether they subsequently bandaged 
“ Tommies ” or Irish Volunteers. But the feelings 
of some of the Unionist members of the Committee 
were outraged, and they left. Eventually the 
doctor said he was too busy to continue with the 
classes, and they lapsed. 

For two or three years, what was left of us 
struggled on, fighting tuberculosis and tradition. 
We even embarked on an Infant Welfare Centre. 
The Congested Districts Board lent us a field, and 
on fine mornings the babies of the town were 
collected in a perambulator, by a woman engaged 
for the ptupose, deposited on the grass and en- 
couraged with milk and sweets and toys to play 
in the open air. 

But, after a' time, the question of social precedence 
brought the Infant Welfare Centre to grief. In 
its ignorance of local etiquette, the Committee 
had not realized that, in every Irish town, are as 



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THE WINDS OF TIME 


many classes as there are castes in India. Where 
the O’Sullivans went was no place for the Miss 
O’Malleys ; while a Murphy from the Lane, who 
had a lump on its head, was suspected of having 
given a deadly disease to no less than three youthful 
MacCarties, who lived in the more exclusive 
square. In a place “where you’d never know 
who you’d be mixing with,” anything might 
happen ; and when the District Nurse, who visited 
the playground twice a week, suggested weighing 
the babies, the coup de grdce was given to the centre. 
Every mother withdrew her offspring in indig- 
nation. “ Was anything ever more likely to bring 
ill luck on a child ? ” they protested. In vain 
we assmed them it was the usual custom in every 
Babies’ Club and Infant Welfare Centre in the 
world. Nobody would hear of it. No child could 
be expected to survive such a flouting of Providence 
as being put in a weighing scale. In her anxiety 
to insure the “ luck ” of a child, no self-respecting 
mother will even allow it to be washed for ten days 
after birth, a ring of dirt on the head of a new-born 
baby, called a “ cradle cap,” being considered of 
especial importance in its future welfare. In the 
mountainy districts of Iveragh, where the fairies 
take an active and jealous interest in the arrival 
of new-born babies, the most elaborate precautions 
are taken at confinements. To facilitate the arrival 
of the child into the world, the wedding ring of 
the prospective mother is removed, the clock 
stopped, every cupboard and box opened. When 
the latter contains money it is not always an easy 
matter to prevail upon the man of the house to 
unlock it. In such instances, .when reluctantly 
persuaded, perhaps by the exigencies of a protracted 
delivery, to do so, he will sit for hours with his eye 
glued to the box, while, at the sound of the first 



THE BLEEDING STATUE 1 67 

scream from the baby, he will hastily lock it again. 
Since the fairies are fond of stealing new-born 
infants, the entire household sits up with it all 
night, from the moment of its birth until after the 
christening. In one case I have known, where 
considerable danger of intervention was anticipated, 
nobody went to bed or undressed for a whole 
month. 

Sometimes it is the mother who is taken, or 
“ swept.” The District Nurse, “ so great in her- 
self” with the New Hygiene, may diagnose “ sep- 
sis,” but the old women — those terrible, amazing 
old women, without whom no birth or death is 
possible in a Kerry cottage — ^know that she has 
been carried away by the Sidhe and that, since 
the corpse they are “ waking ” is not really hers, 
but that of somebody substituted for her, she will 
eventually return to her husband and her home 
from the Fairy Rath to which she has temporarily 
been borne. 

In the circumstances, the hopelessness of attempt- 
ing to interfere in the sacred traditions of birth-rites 
and customs became apparent. Three nurses in 
turn having given us notice, the two remaining 
members of the Committee, the Secretary and 
myself, came at last imanimously to the melancholy 
conclusion that, since nothing we said would ever 
make any impression on KiUorglin, we might as 
well cease from our efforts and close the Branch. 

The incredulity with which otu: suggestions in the 
cause of Health were met was all the more humili- 
ating in the face of the blind acceptance by the 
inhabitants of Keny of the most fantastic claims 
by the Church, the most startling of w;hich were 
the miraculous cures effected by the bleeding 
statue of the Virgin at Templemore, with which 
all Ireland was ringing in 1921. 



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1 68 

Professor Haldane, in The Inequality of Man, 
gives an interesting account of the strange ejffect 
of a certain bacillus which produces red patches 
exactly like blood on bread, and which, as lbe 
“ bleeding Host,” was used in the past in proof 
of the doctrine of Transubstantiation and was 
responsible in the Middle Ages for the wholesale 
torture and massacre of unbelievers. He also 
describes the effect of red ochre on human bones 
and tells of the discovery of the skeletons of two 
gigantic paleolithic men found near Milan and 
claimed by St. Ambrose in the fourth century as 
the remains of early Christian martyrs, and who, 
under the names of St. Gervaise and St. Protasus, 
effected the most miraculous cures. 

The “ bleeding ” statue at Templemore was no 
doubt equally capable of scientific explanation, 
but, since no subject is more frowned upon in 
Ireland than Science, it did not occur to anybody 
to investigate the cause of this strange occurrence, 
which was accepted by the Catholic population 
with the same unquestioning belief which dis- 
tinguished the Middle Ages (an era in which 
Ireland stiU largely lives to-day). 

The remarkable discoveries and developments 
of Science in the last fifty years had certainly not 
been made manifest to Bridget Mary, who had 
been crippled for years with sciatica, or to her 
niece, Mary Bridget, who had suffered since infancy 
from fits, and who lived together, not far from me, 
in a whitewashed cottage on the edge of a cliff, 
against which the tempestuous waves of the Atlantic 
have hurled themselves with varying violence for 
untold thousands of years. Something of the 
endurance of the rock seemed to have entered into 
the souls of Bridget Mary and Mary Bridget. It 
never occurred to either of them to repine at thdr 



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169 

fate or to invoke medical aid in order to mitigate 
their sufferings, which they apathetically accepted 
as the will of God. 

It was Michael Quinlan, I gathered, who first 
suggested the possibility of a cxire. He himself 
was a martyr to lumbago and had some difficulty 
in negotiating the rocky “ bohereen ” which separ- 
ated his cottage from that of his neighbours. 

Seated in front of their smoky turf fire, I found 
him one day reading out from a much-worn copy 
of the Irish Independent an account of the miraculous 
cures effected at Templemore. 

“ I am asking Mary Bridget would she like to 
be cured,” he explained, as I seated myself among 
the neighbours assembled in the kitchen. 

“ I dunno,” replied the epileptic doubtfully ; 
dimly conscious, at the back of her somewhat vacant 
mind, of the kudos achieved for her by her fits in a 
place where, indeed, they proved almost the only 
soiirce of excitement to her and her neighbours. 
But her aunt was emphatic. She had lived longer 
than her niece in Kerry and was therefore better 
able to realize the social effect which a miracle 
would produce. 

After an excited discussion in which we all took 
part, it was finally decided that the two women, 
with Michael Quinlan and the Widow Clancy, 
who, since the death of her husband, had been 
subject to a “ weakness ” and whose baby’s feet 
turned in, should all make a pilgrimage to Temple- 
more. 

Owing to a difference of opinion between the 
engine-driver and the military occupiers of the 
country, there had been no trains in Kerry for 
over a month. There was, therefore, obviously 
nothing for it but to hire Sweeney’s motor-car for 
the occasion ; Michael Qpinlan, who had been 



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170 

profiteering in pigs to an almost incredible extent, 
making himself responsible for the larger share of 
the expense. 

The whole countryside, including myself, as- 
sembled to see the start. Sweeney’s motor (which 
arrived an hour late) was not a conveyance to 
inspire anyone who did not possess an implicit 
belief in a Divine Providence with any feeling of 
confidence. Having long ago parted with any 
superfluous nuts and screws and springs, as it leapt 
wildly over the holes and ruts of the “ contract ” 
road the feeling of intense grandeur with which 
the party had started gradually gave way, I gather, 
to one of acute misery. 

“ Motoring is a flight,” remarked Bridget Mary, 
who subsequently gave me the following graphic 
description of the expedition. 

“ The cold of the world is between me shoulders,” 
said the Widow Clancy. 

It was soon after leaving Limerick, she related, 
that, as the car swung round a sharp corner, the 
challenge rang out and the car came abruptly to a 
standstill in flront of a military barricade across 
the road. 

A sentry in khaki, armed with a rifle and a 
bayonet presented at the charge, demanded the 
permit of the driver. In the excitement of the 
moment, Patsy Shea, who had two permits, a 
Government one and a Sinn Fein one, produced 
the latter out of the wrong pocket ; whereupon the 
sentry called out the guard, and some fifty soldiers, 
armed to the teeth, surrounding the car, ordered 
the driver to be searched. 

The Widow Clancy fainted away. The baby 
slid firom her lap to the bottom of the car. Mary 
Bridget was in two minds whether to “ throw a 
fit” or not, but, deciding that the audience did 



CONFUSIONS 1 71 

not look sufficiently sympathetic, uttered, instead, 
a succession of piercing screams. 

Bridget Mary took command of the situation. 

“ It won’t surely take all of yez to kill us ; for 
God’s saike somebody hold the baby ! ” she shrieked, 
throwing it into the arms of the N.G.O., “ and 
some of you bloody murderers get a sup of whisky 
for the Widow Clancy before she dies on us.” 

The N.C.O., completely overpowered by the 
screaming infant, collapsed into the ditch. A 
lance-corporal fled down the road into a public- 
house in search of the whisky, while Bridget Mary 
held the prostrate form of her companion in her 
arms. 

Meanwhile Patsy Shea was endeavouring to 
make the best of an unfortunate situation. 

“ What is this ? ” inquired the leader of the 
searching party, holding up in his hand a police- 
man’s baton extracted from Patsy’s pocket. 

“Just a bit of a shtick,” replied Patsy, who, a 
motor-driver by day, followed by night the calling 
of a Sinn Fein policeman. 

“ And how did these come into your possession ? ” 
holding up a number of cartridges. 

“ I couldn’t say,” said Patsy, “ unless you put them 
there yourself. They don’t belong to me at all,” 
he expostulated as he was led away under arrest, 

“ You will have to get out of the car,” said the 
sergeant to the occupants. 

“ Don’t be talking,” said Bridget Mary ; “ don’t 
you see we can’t shtir, being cripples on our way 
to Templemore to be cured by the bleeding statue 
of the Virgin Mary ? ” 

The sergeant, whose orders were to detain aU 
suspicious motors and to place their occupants 
under arrest, finding the situation not covered by 
Field Service Regulations, Part I, was nonplussed. 



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lyz 

A Presbyterian from Lancashire, more than ever 
did he curse the fate which had sent him on such 
a mission in a “ heathen ” land. He scratched his 
head and went for his superior officer. 

Eventually, after many searching cross-exam- 
inations, it was decided to detain the car-driver 
only, the pilgrims being transferred to another 
motor and allowed to proceed to Templemore. 

By this time the September day was drawing to 
its close. It was midnight before the scene of the 
pilgrimage was reached. Every hotel and lodging 
was full. Huddled together in the motor, the 
cripples slept fitfully on the roadside. Early in the 
morning, one by one, they were carried or assisted 
to the shrine containing the miraculous statue. 

He He ^ He 

Some days later Bridget Mary was to be seen 
hobbling on two sticks down the “ bohereen ” past 
Michael Quinlan’s cottage, Mary Bridget wal^g 
in sprightly fashion beside her, her formerly vacant 
expression replaced by one of intense radiance. 

From the little window at the end of the room 
where I was sitting with the bed-ridden Michael, 
graphically relating his experiences, we could see 
them. So far as he was concerned, the expedition 
had not been a success. In addition to having to 
pay for two motor-cars (fifteen pounds in all), 
the ejqposure to the night air and the shock caused 
by the military ambush had resulted in considerably 
aggravating the lumbago from which he had been 
suffering. The local doctor (at the cost of another 
pound) had held out litde hope of recovery. 

“ Lhe Blessed Virgin,” he remarked resentfully, 
as he watched Bridget Maryland Mary Bridget pro- 
ceeding on their way, “ is a wonder for legs and 
fits, but she’s no damn good for a back at all ! ” 



CHAPTER XVII 


RAILWAYS — REPRISALS AND RAIDS — THE GENTRY AND 
THE SOUL OF IRELAND — ^THE TRUCE 

W E never appreciate our blessings until we 
have lost them, and nobody ever had any 
idea what a wonderful affair the Farranfore- 
Cahirciveen railway was until it was closed down. 
Before the proclaiming of the Irish Republic it 
was one of those branch lines, only met with 
in Ireland, which lead nowhere in particular, 
which have few passengers, even less traffic and no 
history. But since that epoch-making event, it 
became the scene of one startling occurrence after 
another. 

First, there was the episode of the wagon of 
ammunition consigned to the military camp at 
Glenbeigh. According to the stationmaster’s evi- 
dence, he had been forcibly seized and locked 
into ffie booking office at Farranfore, while the 
wagon was removed from the siding by armed 
men, who pushed it for some distance up the Kne, 
where, denuded of its contents, it was subsequently 
nm into by the next morning’s mail, with disastrous 
results to both. 

After that, it became a popular pastime with the 
bright and enterprising youth of the neighbour- 
hood to raid the train. On three separate occasions 
the engine was boarded and the mails abstracted 
at the point of the revolver. Whereupon the 
military rulers of Irdand decreed that an armed 

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174 

guard should, in future, walk along the line beside 
the train. Wiile this procedure in no way inter- 
fered with the normal rate of progress of the 
Cahirciveen “ Luxe,” as a military achievement it 
could not be considered altogether a success ; as, on 
the third morning, the military guard fell into an am- 
bush. Several shots were fired from behind a hedge, 
two soldiers were woimded, and the rest, casting 
away their rifles, fled precipitately over the fields. 

The competent Military Authority, having come 
to the end of his resources and of his intelligence, 
ordered the closing of the line. Under ordinary 
circumstances, as a reprisal, this would have 
entailed little hardship on the community in 
general ; but the Black and Tans having previously 
deprived us of our motors, and the Sinn Feiners 
having blown up the bridges and rendered the 
roads impassable with trenches, the result was that 
we were doomed to live in complete isolation, 
without letters or newspapers, unable to com- 
municate with the outer world, save by telegram ; 
dependent, for our food, on local donkey-carts and 
an occasional horse and car, which, at exorbitant 
cost, conveyed supplies over the fields and through 
the rivers between Killamey and Cahirciveen. 

If the object of the authorities was to starve us, 
they were not successful ; for no sooner did the 
Black and Tans prohibit the holding of a market 
in one town, than it was immediately held in 
another : and if they threw baskets of eggs about 
the streets and chased the country vendors out 
of the town at the point of the bayonet, as they did 
in Killorglin, it was only natural that other means 
would eventually be found for the disposing of 
agricultural supplies. 

Me^while, under the usual policy of reprisal, each 
side vied with the other in destruction and revenge. 



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The procedure was always the same. 

An I.R.A. was arrested. 

Reprisal — Two Black and Tans were shot. 

Government reprisal — Four (rebel) cottages 
burnt. 

Sinn Fein reprisal — Four loyalist houses burnt. 

And so it went on, neither side having anything 
to its credit ; with every act of retaliation, the 
bill for compensation mounting higher and higher, 
with mutual fear and hatred waxing ever stronger. 

If it was a war, then surely it was the most 
ignoble ever waged between two supposedly 
civilized nations. But England never recognized 
it as such ; and indeed it would be difficult to 
describe as “ war ” a struggle in which neither side 
ever met, or tried to meet, in battle, and in 
which one side (the British) was always at a dis- 
advantage, because for ever pitted against an 
invisible enemy. 

Looked at from an impartial point of view, if 
such an outlook is at all possible in Ireland, it is 
difficult to see what other form of warfare Ireland, 
with her lack of artillery and modem instmments 
of destruction, could have pursued. Since the 
British Empire could devise no more intelligent 
form of conquest than was. to be found in the 
methods of the Black and Tans, it succeeded ; 
and her methods, dark and hideous as they were, 
were justified. 

As it was, murders and ambushes conducted 
by the I.R.A. became invested in the hearts of the 
people in Ireland with the same imperishable 
glory distinguishing the feats of the Allies in the 
battles of the Somme and the Mame : equally 
proud tales of the " boys ” being related round 
the cabin fires of Kerry as were told in English 
vilh^es, durii^ the War, of soldier heroes in the 



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176 

treiich.es of Flanders. That only by such deeds of 
horror could Ireland hope to establish her claim 
to independence must always be to the discredit 
of England, from whom each grudging act of 
political justice has always been wrested by murder 
and outrage. On the other hand, in Ireland are 
too many sinister aspects for one to apportion all 
the blame to England. If the English are not so 
evil, the Irish are not quite so holy as they imagine 
themselves to be. Let us admit that Ireland, 
with her religious anaemia ; her refusal to respond 
to progress ; her endless suspiciousness ; her 
empty rhetoric and petty limitations, underneath 
which, to a great extent, her fine ideals and her 
spiritual grace are hidden, must be an irritating 
neighbour to England, whose large views and hard 
common sense, combined with her talent for com- 
promise, have resulted in a rich and amplified life of 
successfiil enterprise in which Ireland is her only 
failure. Alternatively oppressing and propitiat- 
ing us, unlike the generality of her enemies, for cen- 
turies she has been unable either to kill or cure us. 
Constitutionally rniited, spiritually and mentally 
the two countries are poles apart. The Union 
could no longer be maintained. Once Ireland had 
awakened out of the twilight sleep in which the 
Gaelic League brought painlessly forth the new 
conception of Irish Nationality, the political domin- 
ation of England was doomed. Whether we lived 
or whether we perished our destiny, one realized, 
was in the hands of Sinn Fein. 

One night in June all our boats were taken. 
It was a wonderful, still, moonlight night, and I 
was awakened about 2 a.m. with the noise of 
tramping feet. Looking out of the window I saw 



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lights and heard men’s voices down by the boat- 
house. Suspecting some deed of darkness, but 
being powerless to avert it, I returned to bed. 
Later, as the day began to break, I looked again 
and, in the misty dawn, saw a long procession of 
boats, nineteen in all, being rowed in single file 
up the lake, in the direction of Lickeen, G.H.Q, 
of the local I.R.A., where, it was rumoured, several 
hundred men “ on the run ” were encamped. An 
ideal spot for the purpose, rendered doubly safe 
by this their latest enterprise, since they could 
not be approached either by water or land ; every 
road leading to their mountain fastness having 
been long ago rendered impassable by means of 
gaping trenches, twenty feet wide and ten feet 
deep, and blocked with boulders rolled from the 
roc% heights above. 

Every means of locomotion — trains, motors, 
bicycles and boats — Shaving been taken, the only 
occupation left us was the Contemplation of the 
Infinite from the depths of a garden chair. For- 
tunately, the weather lent itself to this mystic 
pursuit — the days were perfect, windless, cloudless. 
Since I could not be on the Lake, I lay on the 
heathery bank beside it, listening to the lapping 
of the water : the only soimd in a strangely silent 
world, unbroken by a distant railway whistle or 
motor-hom ; gazing at the misty mountains rising, 
beyond the wooded slopes, on the farther shore, 
“ squandering,” with Rabindranath Tagore, “ the 
days in futile song.” 

If you would be idle and sit listless and let your pitcher float 
on the wata:, 

Conae, oh, come to my lake. 

The grassy slope is green and the wild flowers beyond 
number — 

Your veil will drop to your feet. 



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Come, oh, come to my lake if you must sit idle — 

If you would leave off your play and dive in the water. 
Come, oh, come to my lake. 

Let your blue mantle lie on the shore, the blue water will 
cover and hide you. 

The waves will stand on tiptoe to kiss your neck and whisper 
in yom ears. 

Come, oh, come to my lake if you would dive in the water. 
If you must be mad and leap to your death, come, oh, come 
to my lake. 

It is cool and fathomlessly deep. 

It is dark like a stream that is dreamless. 

There in its depths nights and days are one and songs are 
silence. 

Come, oh, come to my lake if you would plunge to your death. 

Life, SO impossible in the circumstances, became 
more than ever a mystery it seemed idle to ques- 
tion. Better, I felt, to accept it and to pass on, 
clinging to the beauty we could still make our own 
on summer days. 

To compensate for the dullness of our days, our 
nights grew hectic. Every house on the Lake was 

raided. Nobody went to bed, except L , who 

was staying in the house, and myself, and even we 
could hardly call going to bed a performance which 
consisted mainly in hanging, in omr dressing-gowns, 
out of our bedroom windows, instead of sitting 
up, like other Christians, in our clothes in the 
drawing-room. 

Our turn was bound to come, and I am thankful 
to say it took place at an hour when we were still 
up and suitably attired. 

We were contemplating bed, when I said I heard 
the tramp of feet. 

“ Nonsense,” said L . “ It’s the wind.” 

I pointed out that there was no wind. 

“ It’s getting up,” she replied, advancing to the 
pianola, into which she proceeded to fix a roll. 



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179 

As she seated herself and planted her feet on the 
pedalsj a fox-trot broke out upon the roidipght air. 

In the course of its less distressingly blatant 
refrains, I heard a knocking at the glass door out- 
side the drawing-room, leading to the terrace. 

“ For goodness’ sake,” I besought her, “ L , 

stop that infernal noise.” 

L thumped on, imheeding. 

A terrific rattle of glass. 

I went out and opened the door. 

A gigantic creature in the semi-uniform of the 
I.R.A., astonishingly good-looking, with a small 
black moustache, stepped lightly inside, while the 
clatter of rifles, and the glint of revolvers in his rear, 
pointed to a following prepared for death or victory. 

“ We are sorry to disturb you,” said Adonis, in a 
soft, seductive voice, “ but we want the battery of 
your car.” 

I breathed again. The car did not belong to 
me but to L — — . Necessity, in the shape of 
revolvers, would at last compel her to put an end 
to that distracting tune. I put my head in at the 
drawing-room door and, in the hollow accents- 
employed (I believe) by the criminal classes when 
visited by the police, exclaimed : 

“ L , you’re wanted ! ” 

Even then she waited to respond until the last 
note had brayed itself out, and the roll had col- 
lapsed hopelessly on the winder, before rising fit)m 
her chair. 

“They want the battery of your car,” I ex- 
plained, as she advanced to the door, through which, 
in the moonlight, innumerable figmes in the 
panoply of war could be discerned on the terrace. 

“ But I haven’t got it,” said L- . “ The Black 

and Tans commandeered it long ago.” 

Adonis smiled. 



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“ We have information,” he replied firmly, “ that 
you have got it.” 

L protested. Weeks ago, she said, her per- 

mit had been cancelled by the forces of the Crown, 
and the battery removed to the Police Barracks. 

Adonis knew better. 

“ Ladies,” he remarked gallantly, “ don^t always 
imderstand about motor-cars. Your battery is here 
and we have got to take it.” 

“ Wasn’t it the magneto,” I suggested, “ that 
was sent to the barracks ? ” 

L ’s calm was momentarily broken. Noth- 

ing could have been calculated to annoy her more 
t han to suggest that she did not understand the 
mechanism of a car. 

“ It may have been the magneto,” she replied 
loftily, “ but I thought it was the battery. In any 
case, you can’t possibly have it. The garage is 
locked. The chauffeur has the key, and he lives 
over a mile away.” 

Adonis sighed. “ It’s very disagreeable for us,” 
he remarked, “ but we have our orders and we 
must obey them.” Beckoning to a satellite, half 
hidden in the fuchsia growing against the wall, 
“ Get on your bicycle,” he said, “ and fetch the 
chauffemr.” Lighting a cigarette he leant peace- 
fully against the door. 

“ A beautiful night,” he drawled between the 
puffs of smoke. 

“ So beautiful,” I remarked acidly, “ that per- 
haps you won’t mind spending the rest of it out- 
side, We were going to bed when you arrived. 
The chauffeur no doubt will attend to your wants.” 

He bowed, retreated down the steps and joined 
his comrades on the terrace. I locked the door, 
drew the curtains, and we went upstairs. But not 
to bed. From the landing windows we watched 



NOT THE END 


l8l 

for the arrival of the chauffeur. The moon had 
hidden itself behind a bank of cloud. It was 
very dark, but in the avenue we could dimly discern 
figures moving among the trees. In less than an 
hour we heard the tramp of feet on the road, the 
clanging of the gate, and a procession, in the 
midst of which the reluctant chauffeur could be 
seen, marched up the drive. They disappeared 
under the archway leading to the yard. A few 
moments later they reappeared with the battery, 
formed up with shouts at the gate and vanished 
into the night, leaving, we subsequently discovered, 
sentries posted at various strategic points to ensure 
that no one left the house to give information. 

“ Extremely tame,” we decided, as we brushed 
our hair before getting into bed. 

But later, we realized the military importance 
of the occasion when we learnt that it had taken 
sixty men, armed to the teeth, to obtain a battery 
from two defenceless women. 

4 : 4 : ^ 

The F ^s to tea next day, plunged in gloom ; 

worn and grey and without hope. I did my 
best to cheer them by saying that a settlement 
seemed to be in sight. 

“ Ah, then,'' I was told, “ the real trouble will 
begin,” Later — “ It is the end of us aU,” they said. 

“ Well,” I remarked cheerfully, “ the end of us 
is not the end of the world, nor yet the end of 
Ireland.” 

Obviously they did not agree. Like the rest of 
one’s class in Ireland, for years they had been 
furiously antagonistic to everything Irish. The 
Gaelic League was the first object of their denun- 
ciation. So much so, that to belong to it was to 
become a social outcast. 



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182 

Without any sense of art or literature them- 
selves, absorbed in the narrow round of lives 
devoted to agriculture and horse-breeding, hunt- 
ing and racing, that Ireland should aspire to 
literary achievements filled them with scorn and 
derision. 

“What is wanted in this coxmtry,” one heard 
annoiniced times without number, “ is law and 
order and common sense, not poets, but people 
who will spray their potatoes and cut their hay 
before it rots.” 

The Abbey Theatre, which, through some unfor- 
tunate mistake, omitted to close its doors on the 
night of King Edward’s funeral, and which they 
described in consequence as “ a sink of disloyalty,” 
was the next object of contempt. The new drama- 
tic movement, which a few years ago was trans- 
forming Dublin from a place of cobwebby decay 
into a hive of artistic activity, excited their indigna- 
tion. If they had had their way they would have 
suppressed it by force. The mere fact that any- 
one should find, in Irish myth or legend, material 
for poetry or drama reduced the gentlemen of 
Ireland to derision. From the Provost of Trinity 
down, everybody mocked. The poetry of Yeats, 
at the summit of his genius, entrancing Europe 
with the beauty of his lyrics, was described (by the 
few who had heard of it) as “ balderdash,” Synge’s 
plays as “ nothing but bad language and blas- 
phemy.” 

A professor firom Harvard once came to call on 
me, with an introduction firom a London publisher. 
I was out when he arrived. He was shown into 
my “ den,” where I found him, some minutes 
later, transfixed, in front of my bookshelves. 

“ I have been three months in Ireland,” he said, 
“and have been in every house of importance 



OBUQJCJITY IN IRELAND 1 83 

in the country. This is the first one in which I 
have found a copy of Yeats’s poetry. Do you 
read it?” 

I showed him my collected editions of both Yeats 
and Synge’s works, and assured him I had read 
everything they had written. 

“Amazing,” he replied. “You are the only 
person I have met outside Dublin who has even 
heard of them ; and even in Dublin, Professor 
Mahafiy— who, by the way, assured me that it 
was mere waste of time studying Gaelic manu- 
scripts — did nothing but jeer at both Synge and 
Yeats.” 

“ If you have been three months in this country,” 
I replied, “ you must by this time surely have 
realized that Trinity College is the last place to 
recognize Irish genius. Indeed, of one of the most 
celebrated of her sons, the only thing that is recorded 
in Dublin is that he was once supposed to have 
cheated in a bicycle race. In Ireland, nobody 
can hope to achieve fame, except as a grower of 
potatoes or as the owner, or trainer, of a race- 
horse.” 

As I was entertaining the F s, my thoughts 

reverted to the American profesor, and to the 
astonishment he had expressed on the subject of 
Unionist Ireland. 

For the F are typical of their class ; of the 

age about to end : a class which thought itself 
the backbone of the country and flattered itself 
on its “ understanding ” of the people, and on the 
people’s appreciation of it. And suddenly the 
people turned, and would have none of it. Siim 
Fein, Bolshevism, call it what you will : day by 
day the line of cleavage between the two classes 
was growing more marked. Amoi^ the old, a 
measure of respect, and even fiicaidship, still 



WJJLNiia \jr 1JLJW.£/ 


104. 

obtained. But from the young, the slouching 
youth which props itself against the hedge, and is 
to be seen spitting from the parapet of every bridge 
into the river below, instead of greeting and cap- 
touchings, averted glances, if not actually hostile 
looks. Completely gone between them was any 
feeling of friendship ; going, almost gone, every 
trace of the good manners for which the Irish 
peasant was once famed. 

And for all these changes, the Unionists are not 
themselves blameless. For never did they show 
any sympathy with those of their countrymen who 
were struggluig to develop the soul of Ireland ; 
never did they display any imagination where the 
aspirations of their own country were concerned. 
Instead, invariably, they clung to England. And 
England, always encouraging them in the belief 
that she was standing by them, gradually let them 
down. One by one, events came creeping on, 
depriving them of their power. Mr. Wyndham, it 
was true, was thrown to the wolves ; but his Act 
remained. The land kept passing to the people. 
Gladstone died, and Parnell was broken, but 
Home Ride came marching on. Redmond went, 
and Sirm Fein arose in fire and murder, but the 
Irish landlords, more fiercely anti-Irish than ever,, 
continued to cling to a Union which was already 
doomed, and to call for help to England, who 
never had any use for them except as election 
cries. 

It is, perhaps, not altogether their fault, but 
rather the malign fate yrhich sent them, so ill- 
equipped, into a country where such impossible 
difficulties exist. 

For nowhare else in Europe do such problems 
prevail as in Ireland, where the classes and the 
masses belong to a different race and a different 



CONTRADICTIONS 


185 

religion. In these circumstances, or perhaps be- 
cause of them, it is inevitable that in political 
outlook they should also differ. 

Here and there, younger members of the “ landed ’ ’ 
classes, some Catholic and even more Protestant, 
identified themselves with the National movements; 
but, on the whole, the outlook on life of the descend- 
ants of the Cromwellian troopers remains very much 
to-day what it must have been in the days of the 
Protector, “ Oh, for another Cromwell ! ” being, 
indeed, the favourite war-cry, at that time, of 
the anti-Irish, Protestant, Unionist “Die-hards.” 
Having lived in Ireland all their lives, they claimed 
to speak with intimate knowledge of the land of 
their birth. On sympathy and understanding they 
wisely did not insist. 

But since Ireland is a land of contradictions, 
however low their estimate of their fellow-country- 
men, it is doubtful if they ever despised them quite 
as much as they despised the British Government, 
which, in complete disregard of their warnings, 
proceeded to deliver Ireland into the hands of the 
Irish. Abusing their own land on every possible 
occasion, in no circumstances did they ever want 
to live anywhere else. For Ireland, although she 
has never unveiled herself to them, has cradled 
them and, unconsciously, has wrapped them in her 
spell. 

* si: * * 

Six weeks of cloudless blue, without a drop of 
rain — ^a record for Kerry. 

M who had been demobilized and was out 

of a job, arrived on a viat. He said he had come 
to “ protect ” us — God help him ! — ^an «c-officer 
of the British Army in die house being quite the 
surest possible invitation for trouble. Having 
thrown his revolver into the Lake, buried his field- 



THE WINDS OF TIME 


i86 

glasses in the garden and hidden his uniform 
between the mattresses in a spare bed, we began 
to feel easier in our minds about his presence in 
our midst. 

As it happened, we were only just in time : for 
we had another raid. On this occasion we were all 
in bed. I had just awakened, with a start, out of 
my first sleep, when I heard the noise of many 

feet outside. I sat up, and the next minute L 

came into my room. 

“ There are men knocking at the door,” she said. 

“ Let them knock,” I replied. I dislike having 
my sleep disturbed, and my temper is never at its 
best in the early hours of the morning. A deafening 
succession of bangs on the door followed. I got up, 

put on a dressing-gown, and followed L to 

the landing window. Several men were standing 
in front of the house. 

“ What do you want ? ” I inquired. 

“ Have you any glasses ? ” 

“ What sort of glasses ? ” 

“ Telescope or spy-glasses.” 

“ No.” 

“ Are you sure ? ” 

“ Quite.” 

“Well, we have to search the house. You’ll 
have to open the door.” 

I refused indignantly. 

“ Do you know who we are ? ” 

I replied not very politely, to the effect that I 
neither knew nor cared. 

“ We’re the I.R.A.” (Irish Republican Army.) 

Obviously I was meant to be impressed, if not 
to shriek and fall terror-stricken on my knees. 

Instead o£ which, I merely asked why they didn’t 
cmne in the daytime. 

“Because it’s not convenient.” 



A RAID 187 

“ You mean because you’re afraid to ! ” I sug- 
gested. 

“ That’s exactly it,” was the unexpected admis- 
sion. 

Eventually, after the exchange of further com- 
pliments and threats, we went down and opened 
the hall door. Six men in uniform of sorts, 
with Colonial hats, carrying rifles and revolvers, 

clattered in. L , in a diaphanous dressing- 

gown, her hair in plaits tied up with red ribbon, 
advancing with a silver candlestick, conducted them 
to the drawing-room, where they remained, ab- 
sorbed in the contemplation of a case of miniatures. 
Being much too wrathful at such an intrusion to 
take any interest in the investigation of my belong- 
ings, I remained in the haU. Suddenly I remem- 

, bered M . If he appeared on the scene there 

surely would be murder. I flew upstairs, opened 
the door of his room, heard snores and heavy 
breathing, and returned, relieved, downstairs. 
The raiders by this time were in the dining-room, 
investigating the knives in the sideboard drawer. 
I seated myself on the stairs. They trooped out 
into the passage, examining the walls with mani- 
fest interest. 

“ Have you any military equipment ? ” the 
leader asked, halting m front of me. 

“ Is it likely ? ” I replied evasively, thinking of 
the “ British warm ” imder the mattress in a spare 
bedroom. The answer appeared to be satisfactory, 
for, mercifully, he did not pursue the subject any 
further. What would they do next, I wondered. 
Would they go upstairs ? At all costs I was deter- 
mined to prevent that. Rising to my full height, 
armed with a silver candlestick, I stood on the 
lower stair. They were, I observed, very young. 
It was not unnatural to conclude that they were 



THE WINDS OP TIME 


l88 

also very shy. Young Irishmen always are. My 
attire was exceedingly scanty, my hair was hanging 
down my back. My bare feet were in pink satin 
slippers. 

“ Wouldn’t you like to see our bedrooms ? ” I 
inquired in a voice of assumed sweetness. 

The leader became suddenly bashful. 

“ No — no — not at all — ^not at all ” he stam- 

mered, overcome with confusion. “ Come on, boys, 
come on,” and the party clattered hastily past the 
stairs, back into the hall, and out by the front door, 
apologizing profusely, as they went, for having 

“ disturbed ” us ; just as M , brandishing his 

boot-trees, appeared at his bedroom door ; while, 
from the back regions, maids, in varying degrees 
of excitement, began to assemble, and refused to 
return to bed xmtil they had made tea, a rite which, 
in Ireland, is invariably celebrated in all moments 
of crisis. 

As for our visitors, it seems they did not go far. 
A smeU of tobacco wafted in at my window, and 
an occasional suppressed cough, leading me to con- 
clude that an outpost had spent the rest of the 

night on the terrace beneath ; while M , 

attired in ancient khaki trousers, on his way to an 
early bathe in the lake, walked, next morning, into 
a sentry posted in the yard. Apparently my taunt 
had taken effect, for all day they hung about in 
the bushes and on the mountain above the road, 
appearing in force, wearing masks, at 5 p.m. at the 
Chutes, less than a quarter of a mile away ; search- 
the house from cellar to attic, and so terrifying 
the driver of the weekly provision cart, who was 
at the door when they arrived, that he drew the 
corks of the bottles of stout he was in the act of 
delivering, and, pourii^ their contents down his 
throat, gathered up the reins and drove wildly 



A TRUCE 189 

away, declaring that never again would he return 
to so dangerous a place. 

At dusk we made a bonfire of M ’s uniform, 

replanted the field-glasses in a secinrer spot, and 
awaited developments. All night the tramp of 
feet marching on the road could be heard. Boat- 
loads of men came down the lake. Signals flashed 
from every motmtain. Searchlights played on all 
the houses. Nobody slept. 

Nothing happened. 

Next day rumours of a truce filled the air. 

:{e 4c 

The truce having duly materialized, we all pro- 
ceeded to weep on each other’s necks, the (British) 
lion lying down with the (Irish) lamb, who, more 
serpent-like than lamb-like, promptly made use of 
it to gather up firesh force and material for the 
eventual renewal of the struggle. 

On the seacoast, arms, it was said, were being 
landed. 

In the dead of night, carts rattling suggestively 
could be heard going up the mountain road. 
Stories of prodigious armaments were whispere5d 
round. “ The biggest gun the world has ever 
seen ” had arrived in Glencar. “ ‘ Big Bertha,’ no 
doubt, imported from Germany,” I suggested, after 
what L calls one of my “ incredulous silences.” 

My informant, however, had never heard of Big 
Bertha. “ I couldn’t say if it’s from Germany it 
came,” was the reply, “ but they do be telling me 
a shell from it would reach to Killamey,” 

My only hope was that, on its way, it would not 
lay Carrantuohill flat. 

One night, about ten o’clock, having heard the 

soimd of sawing close to the house, M and I 

sallied forth. Down at the marshy end of the fileld 



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190 

near the fir wood, we came upon a number of men 
cutting alders, 

“What do you rhean by coming here in the 
night and cutting down my trees ? ” I inquired 
of those who had not jumped over the fence at our 
approach. 

“ They’re not your trees,” replied an objection- 
able youth with a hatchet in his hand. 

“ If they are not mine,” I replied, “ they cer- 
tainly are not yours, and you have no right to 
come here stealing them.” 

“ We’re not stealing,” he shouted ; “ the trees 
aren’t yours, they belong to Ireland.” 

Seeing the type of patriot I had to deal with, I 
addressed him a few remarks on Ireland, which 

M followed up with some further ones as to 

his particular place in it. The youth looked like 
murder, and probably would have indulged his 
yearning for it, had not two older men returned 
to the scene at that moment. 

I addressed my remarks to them, while the youth 
passed his hand over the edge of his hatchet, 
sampling its sharpness. “ This is a breach of the 
truce,” I said, “ and urdess you all leave immedi- 
ately I will report it to the liaison officer in Cork.” 

The men, several more of whom had now joined 
the party, held a consultation. 

One of them came up. 

“ How much do you want for the trees ? ” he 
inquired. 

“ I wasn’t thinking of selling them,” I replied, 
“ but if you want to buy them, you can come to 
the house in the morning and we can discuss the 
matter.” 

“ Are you going to report us ? ” 

“ Unless you go away at once, I certainly will.” 

They gathered up their saws and their hatchets. 



WAR-WORN igi 

jumped over the fence and disappeared in the dark- 
ness of the wood. 

We waited for some time, close by the field, to 
see if their departure was genuine ; then wandered 

back to the house, where we found L on the 

verge of starting with a lantern in search of our 
mutilated remains. 

“ What in the world can they want those rotten 
alders for ? ” I asked. 

“Gunpowder,” said M , “is made from 

them.” 

if: 4^ 

Several weeks passed ; affairs remained for some 
time still in the balance ; nobody seemed particu- 
larly hopeful of a successful settlement. Breaches 
of the truce continued to recur, in spite of the 
efforts of the Republican leaders to put &em down. 
Only on one other occasion, however, were we 
disturbed by the knocking at the door after dark, 
which all Ireland had learnt to dread, but which, 
in the last month, one had almost forgotten to think 
about. 

A party of men handed in the following note : 

Oglaig na h-Eireann, 
Headquarters, 

Kjerry No. 2 Brigade. 

“ I would feel so grateful if you were so kind as 
to give me some apples for some of our war-worn 
troops, who are now on a holiday.” 

O/C. 

Equally war-worn, I, too, set out the following 
week on a holiday — ^to Italy. 



CHAPTER XVIII 


A JOURNEY — ^POLITICS AND EGGS — ^A VISITOR — SELEC- 
TIONS — ^THE CIVIL WAR — MORE RAIDS 

I RETURNED the following year. I can’t think 
why. The situation had in no way improved. 
On the contrary, the Civil War which had broken 
out after the split over the Treaty was, if anything, 
rather worse than the Black and Tan War. 

My journey was considerably complicated by the 
fact that, the railway line having been tom up 
between Dundrum and Limerick Jimction, the 
train from Dublin to Mallow had in consequence 
to make a circular tour of Ireland. As it crawled 
on its irresolute way, on a track as apparently as 
unkn own to the engine-driver as it was to myself 
(incidentally the only first-class passenger), the 
Great Southern and Western Railway seemed to 
me the emblem of Ireland’s despair in the war to 
end Freedom. 

For months the subject of tmceasing attacks by 
raiders, robbers and murderers, with the possi- 
bility, round every corner, of an ambush or 
obstraction of some kind devised by “patriots” 
bent on bringing their country , to economic ruin 
and bankmptcy, there was litde certainty of any- 
thing in a journey by this line at that time than the 
misang of any and every connection, varied with 
the possibility of losing one’s luggage, if not one’s 
life. 

Meanwhile, as we crawled along in the dusl^ 

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193 

there was ample time for studying the psychology 
of the wayside stations at which we halted, presum- 
ably for the purpose of enabling the stationmaster 
to study the contents of the Cork Examiner, borrowed 
from the guard. 

It was raining, and the prevailing dampness lent 
to the platforms by which we lingered an air of 
bleakness and desolation which seemed to envelope 
in an atmosphere of decay the more or less 
inanimate car-driver, with red hair and battered 
hat, propped against the railings of the exit gate, 
the flapper, with shapeless legs, gazing into space 
against the booking-oiiice door. 

Almost, I felt, I could understand the spirit which 
planned an ambush or a raid in a station like 
Rathmore, producing, as it does, the feeling that 
nothing, by any possibility, could ever happen to 
it or in it. 

Once upon a time, many years ago, I persuaded, 
with considerable difficulty, an English cook to 
come with me to Kerry. She made innumerable 
objections, one of them being that her mother would 
not hear of her “ going abroad.” Eventually, 
however, she consented. 

On the Rosslare boat, when she emerged, paler 
even than the dawn which broke after a tempestu- 
ous night, I saw that, manifestly, she was regretting 
her decision. 

At Mallow, where I always feel that Dante’s 
warning “ Abandon hope, all ye who enter here,” 
should be suspended above the clock, which records 
the passing of time but not any corresponding pass- 
ing of trains, it was obvious her mind was made 
up. 

At Rathmore she came to the carriage window 
and gave me notice. 

I could not blame her. For anyone who does 

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194 

not know what lies beyond, in the shape of Farran- 
fore, might well be pardoned for thinking them- 
selves, at Rathmore, at the end of the unknown. 

But Farranfore is worse. Bleaker and wetter, 
exposed to every blast of heaven ; being a junction 
it has more railway lines, leading to even remoter 
regions. There are never any porters and seldom 
any passengers. A refreshment room, containing 
mouldy biscuits and watery tea, adds mockery 
unknown in any other Kerry station. 

Beyond the confines of the platform are no signs 
of human habitation. Melancholy fields stretch in 
empty Nothingness- What happens to people 
stranded for the night I dare not think. There is 
no hotel, no public-house, not even a car-driver of 
bleary aspect to lend encouragement to the belief 
that, somewhere in space, a rrfuge for travellers 
may yet exist. 

How and why Farranfore ever arose as a jimction 
is a mystery which may be known to the directors — 
there is said to be one for every eleven miles of the 
line — ^but will never be solved by any traveller on 
the Great Southern and Western Railway, for whose 
spiritual consolation I would suggest the framing, 
in every compartment, of R. L. Stevenson’s appro- 
priate maxim to the effect that “ if is better to 
travel hopefully than to arrive.” 

* Hs 

In Kerry, the state of the political situation can 
always be gauged by the price of eggs. In June 
they went down to eight s hi ll in gs per himdred, by 
which we inferred that the hopes of the London 
G>nference, which, a fortnight before, had sent 
them up to ten and sixpence, had been dashed to 
the ground. 

It was the same in the Great War, only then eggs 



PROGRESS BACKWARD 1 95 

went up and up, whereas, in the Irish War, they 
went down and down. 

All over the west of Ireland are innumerable little 
farms, varying in size from five to twenty acres, on 
which life is eked out painfully and precariously by 
the sale of agricultural produce : the financial 
destiny of the owners being determined by the 
prices prevailing on market and fair days. For 
months there were no buyers. With the holding 
up of trains, the burning and looting of wagons, 
trade came to a standstill. When the Provisional 
Government and the Republicans came to terms, 
the buyers reappeared. Cattle went up to 
a head, eggs half a crown a hundred. Farmers, 
whose bullocks and heifers had been on the verge 
of dying from lack of food, jubilated. Hens picking 
around in search of sustenance were heartened by 
fistfuls of oats flung at them, to encourage them in 
the laying of eggs which, at a figure known as 
“ pence apiece,” might once more be worth pro- 
ducing. With each of Michael Collins’ journeys 
across the water the price fell another sixpence, 
until they were back again at eight s hillin gs. 
Despair reigned once more. 

Every day the hopelessness of the situation, the 
impossibility of political agreement, became mdre 
apparent. Endless conferences took place, mys- 
terious “ pacts ” and “ agreements ” were come to, 
with the result that Mr. Arthur Griffiths encourag- 
ingly remarked that we were back where we were 
the previous December. 

Living, as one did, in the toppling ruins of what, 
a few years, ago, was a prosperous country, one 
could not help feeling amazement at the credulity 
of the people. Driven off their lands and farms, 
robbed of their money by local bandits, cheated by 
profiteers ; with pigs and cattle down to nothing. 



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196 

while the food they bought remained at war 
prices ; duped and doped by promises of fabulous 
prosperity to come, they accepted, apparently with- 
out complaining, a situation bringing them every 
day nearer to bankruptcy. For in Ireland, the 
politician, like the priest, lives on promises of a 
problematical hereafter. The priest, unable to 
solve the mysteries of existence in this world, 
preaches the joys of the next : the politician, 
incapable of making life possible for the masses 
under one Government, proclaims the wonderful 
advantages to be obtained under another, leading 
the people to believe that, under a Republic, there 
would be no taxes and no imemployment, that the 
lanH would be divided between everybody, that 
mines full of gold and silver would be opened up 
in the moimtains, and that everybody would have 
a pension and would be rich, happy and free. If 
it had not been pathetic it would have been absurd. 
But the disillusionment to come, one felt, would be 
no laughing matter. Already distant mutterings 
might be heard. “ Is this the freedom we have 
fought and bled for ? ” being asked by mem- 
bers of the I.R.A., held up at the point of the 
revolver by others belonging to a later offshoot of 
the same service. “ What are we getting out of 
it ? ” being einother ominous question which was 
heard even more frequendy as the ineptitude of the 
politicians became more manifest. 

Meanwhile, like the Kingdom of Heaven, which 
we all hope to achieve (at some future and indefinite 
date), Ireland lived on in hopeful expectation of a 
Republic. That, under it, the situation might 
become even more chaotic was an eventuality 
which must, however, have been suspected in secret 
by the most ardent supporters of the movement. 
At the station one day, the confusion being more 



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197 

than usually apparent owing to the 4.20 train 
having forgotten to stop and the 5.40 being, in 
consequence, unable to start, the indignation of a 
local patriot, who found himself stranded five miles 
from a public-house, was at any rate illuminating. 

“ Glory be to God,” he shouted to the helpless 
officials assembled on the platform, “ what’s hap- 
pened to yez at all — ^is the Republic upon us, that 
ye’re all so bemoidered ? ” 

Like the fowls of the air, we carried on from day 
to day, taking no thought for the morrow, hesitating 
to sow when none could foretell who would reap 
or gather into barns the seed they had sown. 
Existing on the sufferance of our neighbours, we 
were sufficiently grateful to them and to Providence 
if, on waking in the morning, we found ourselves in 
our own bed and tmder our own roof. For as 
things were, if you were unfortunate enough to 
displease your neighbour, or if he happened to want 
your house, or your land, or your shop for himself, 
he would take it from you. You could not prevent 
him, for he was armed and you were not. He had 
only to take possession and you would find your- 
self, with your flocks and your herds, on the hard 
high-road, with no redress, since there was no law 
and no government in the land. 

Mr. Blennerhassett, a large landowner near 
Tralee, who was kidnapj>ed, was motored one 
night to some distant region where, at the point of 
the revolver, he was compelled to sign awray some 
forty acres of his land. 

The Magills, two girls living alone, were attacked, 
shots fired for over an hour round the house, and 
their cattle driven off. In the dead of night 
innumerable motors were forcibly removed by 
armed men. Bicycling along the road, women and 
^Is were held up and compelled to complete their 



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198 

journey on foot, while their attackers rode away on 
their machines. At Quarter Sessions in Killamey 
one day, an armed man entered the Court in the 
middle of its transactions and announced that he 
would allow no civil cases to be proceeded with, 
whereupon the Judge was compelled to close the 
Court. 

Yet Kerry remained comparatively quiet. In 
other parts things were very much worse. Not a 
day passed without the robbery of a Bank, the 
seizing of a factory, the burning or looting of some 
helpless person’s property- When redress or pro- 
tection was sought at Headquarters, the I.R.A., 
while expressing sympathy, admitted complete help- 
lessness in establishing law and order under existing 
conditions. 

Whether we might expect any improvement in 
the next five or the next five hxmdred years was a 
matter of opinion. Personally, I was inclined to 
think that by the time Dail Eireann had wearied of 
the personal recrimination for the purpose of which 
its members apparently assembled together, the 
next Exiropean war would be upon us. In view of 
that approaching catastrophe nothing that hap- 
pened in Ireland could by comparison be of very 
much consequence. 

Ot « 

Our only visitor for nearly a month was a beggar 
woman. When I asked her where she lived ; 

“ I declare to goodness, I don’t live anywhere,” 
she replied. “ I do be staying around with different 
people and it’s very troublesome, for you have to 
be complimenting them all the time you’d be in 
tfieir house.” 

Recollections of week-end parties and their 
incidental “complimenting” enlisted my sym- 



ELECTIONS 


199 

pathy to the extent of half a crown and an old 
skirt, which brought a shower of blessings and the 
wish that I might “ walk in silk and satin ” all my 
days. 

^ ^ ^ 

In the Elections held in June, the country showed 
itself generally pro-Treaty, the “ Women and 
Childers ” party, headed by Erskine Childers, going 
down, Mrs. O’ Callaghan, widow of the murdered 
Mayor of Limerick, and the interminable Mary 
McSwiney, remaining the only representatives of 
their sex. 

In Kerry, where bullets are generally considered 
a more efficacious method than votes for deciding 
political issues, there were no elections, nobody 
feeling sufficiently optimistic to oppose the Repub- 
lican candidates. As to the Constitution issued 
to the public, it was obvious it would not commend 
itself to the extremists on account of the oath, and 
because, while actually bestowing complete in- 
dependence on Ireland, it appeared to give powers 
to the King which, in reality, he would not possess. 

If not meant to be taken seriously, as we are told 
is the case in Canada, then it is unfortunate that 
these clauses should have been inserted in the 
Treaty, where their wording was bound to arouse 
the suspicions of Ireland, As it was, Mr, de Valera 
and his friends loudly declared that Ireland’s 
“ slave Parliament ” would not be free to make her 
own laws, and, among the popular convictions in 
these parts was that, under the Treaty, “ Irish 
soldiers would have to fight in English wars.” 

No sooner were the Elections over than fightmg 
started in Dublin, the Rory O’Conoiites in the 
Four Courts being besieged by Free State troops. 
Most of the casualties ware cleans who, in Dub- 
lin, always take an inter^ted part in their country’s 



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battles and generally appear to stop the bullets of 
both belligerent parties. 

The railway lines were, of course, again tom up ; 
once more we found ourselves without letters or 
Dublin newspapers. The washerwoman, how- 
ever, arrived one morning with the news that the 
“ Foru Walls ” of Dubhn were down, so we con- 
cluded that the Battle of the Four Courts was over. 
Incidentally she seemed impressed by the fact that 
the priest had given up praying for de Valera, and 
apologized for the cow having eaten my stockings 
as they were drying on the hedge. 

In the evening came the Cork Examiner, our only 
link with the outer world, confirming the news of 
the surrender of the garrison of the Four Courts 
and containing a statement of the Republican 
Army position, from which it could only be assumed 
that fighting was to be general all over the country. 
In fact, in Kerry it had already begun. Listowd, 
the Headquarters of the Free State, had been 
captured. Killorglin was preparing its defences 
with sandbags and flour sacks. “ Wind up ” all 
round. Dan said he would probably “ have to 
go.” An ardent Republican, and conceiving it 
his duty to wave the flaming torch of patriotism, 
obviously he could not altogether reconcile him- 
self to leaving the tomato house, at that moment 
at a critical stage of its development. With all the 
other youth of the country he had been “ called 
up.” The general feeling, however, seemed to be 
one of hesitation. “ They broke their faith with 
us in Dublin,” he said, “ we might as weU break 
ours now.” 

Somehow I felt I should not lose Dan. As I was 
told he was “ very high up in the I.R.A.” I hoped 
his eacample might be followed by those under his 
command in the garden. I would have given a 



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201 


good deal to know his exact position in the Repub- 
lican Army, but so intense was the discretion 
observed by all parties that I was never likely to 
be told. Sometimes when I heard him issuing 
orders about the manure to his subordinates, I 
detected the authoritative tones of a Brevet Lieu- 
tenant-Colonel ; at other moments when I met 
him trundling the wheel-barrow, I would have 
taken him for a recently promoted Lance-Corporal, 
had it not been for the fact that practically every- 
body in the I.R.A. at that time was an officer. 
Indeed, it was reported that, at an inspection, the 
Divisional General was heard to inquire : “ Where 
is tke Private of this Battalion ? ” 

With so many armies to choose from, and the 
practical certainty of achieving in any of them the 
rank of Major-General before the age of thirty, no 
man in Ireland should have been without the 
means of subsistence. No qualification save that 
of enterprise seemed necessary. Of a distinguished 
Commandant in one Army it was openly asserted 
that he was dismissed for robbing a Bank — ^while 

Mrs. M , who wrote to tell the sweep to call, 

received the following reply : “ Brigadier-General 
Murphy is sorry he can’t clean your chimneys as 
his military duties keep him too busy, but his son. 
Colonel Commandant Padraic Murphy, will call to 
do them on Tuesday morning.” 

ale ale He 

Accounts of “ desperate ” battles and bombard- 
ments continued to arrive from all parts of the 
country : the surprising thing about such terrific 
fighting being the absence, in nearly every case, of 
a single casualty. Unlike the Gael of old, who 
“ went into battle and always fell,” the modem 
Trishman seems capable of taking part in a hundred 



202 


THE WINDS OF TIME 


battles and never falling. Another novelty was the 
introduction of a priest who, at the most intense 
moment of the hostilities, invariably got up and 
made a speech ; while even in Dublin, where the 
fighting was on a more serious scale, enterprising 
Press men drove, through machine-gun fire, in 
jaimting cars down the principal battle thorough- 
fares. It was all very remarkable, but when I 
commented upon it to Dan he explained it. 

“They don’t want to hurt anyone,” he said; 
“ they’re not like the Black and Tans, killing all 
before them.” 

If one could have felt any confidence in the future 
of Ireland one might have endured with greater 
equanimity her distressing imbecilities. Out of 
Russia in her elemental agony one felt that eventu- 
ally something great might evolve. Nations, like 
individuals, cannot be brought forth without birth- 
pangs and sufferings. 

Nothing begins and nothing ends 
That is not paid with moan, 

For we are bom in each other’s pain 
And perish in our own. 

The sadness of so many of us then was caused 
by the feeling that there was so little sense in the 
upheaval, that all the destruction was sheer waste — 
the inevitable outcome, perhaps, of a Struggle in a 
country where romantic lies are preferred to estab- 
lished facts and where a poetic past is taken more 
seriously thzin present actualities. 

Meanwhile the sense of political calamity seemed 
to ^read to the earth and sky ; a great blight 
settled on the land. An iceberg was reported off 
the Blaskets and, like the Russian soldiers in Scot- 
land at the beginning of the War, who were seen 
by “ a fiiend of a friend,”, was solemnly believed in. 



REPUBLICAN LOOTING 203 

Some unusual explanation was certainly required 
for the arctic conditions, more suited to the summit 
of Mount Everest than to Kerry at midsummer. 
In July the leaves had begun to fall. Sporadic 
efforts to cut the hay resulted in sopping wisps 
blowing about the dripping fields. Nothing grew. 
In the flagged garden the antirrhinums refused to 
sit up, to add even an inch to their stunted stature. 
Nothing ripened. The gooseberries were hard as 
bullets, the peaches small and green, while plums 
and pears, of which spring gave tmusual promise, 
dropped in disgust off the trees after the hails of 
May. 

^ ^ 4c 

An invitation typical of the times in which we 
lived came in August. “ Do come to us for a few 

days,” wrote G in Co. Waterford. “ If you 

hurry up you may be in time for a battle. The 
bridges are all blown up and the roads mined, but 
even if they do by any chance go off, I’m told they 
wouldn’t blow the hat off your head.” 

The post usually consisted of a souvenir of The 
Times, in the shape of an empty newspaper wrapper 
with “ found without contents in raided mail ” 
inscribed on it. AU the telegraph wires were cut. 
Every motor in the coimtry was taken. One even- 
ing L and I, returning in her Rolls-Royce from 

a day’s golf, found, drawn up at the front door, a 
Ford car containing fom: men, one of whom got 
out and came up to us. 

“We have orders to take yotn car,” he said. 

For a time L protested. The other three 

got out of the Ford and stood around. 

“ If you will not give it, we have orders to take 
it by force,” said the Brigand-in-chief, whom I 
recognized as the brother of a housemaid I had had 
some years^ago, producing a typewritten document 



THE WINDS OF TIME 


204 

which he handed to L — — . The Second in Com- 
mand, who had been biting his nails in the back- 
ground, advanced towards &e car. A revolver fell 
ostentatiously out of his pocket. He stooped and 
picked it up. 

“ Do you really thiuk you’re doing yourselves or 
Ireland any good by doing this sort of thing ? ” I 
asked him. He scowled. 

“ Anyway, we’re risking our lives doing it,” he 
replied. 

“ Ris king your lives,” I exclaimed in astonish- 
ment, “ when you never go anywhere except to 
unarmed people ! You wouldn’t come here if you 
thought there was anyone with a gun in the place.” 

He retired behind the car. 

L came in. We shut the door. 

The car was driven away. 

All over the country, in otur stolen motors, the 
Republicans careered wildly round : looting towns 
and villages for food and clothing, terrifying the 
unfortunate shopkeepers left with nothing to sustain 
them but the hope of eventual revenge, “ We’ll 
roast him alive in his house when he comes home ” 
being perhaps the warmest feeling of welcome 
awaiting the eventual return of the demobilized 
Republican. Roasted alive or foimd dead in a 
bog, whatever his eventual fate, it would not, one 
felt, be enviable. 

For a time an xmarmed, xmorganized com- 
munity may be bludgeoned into apparent acquies- 
cence by a few reckless desperadoes with revolvers — 
but only for a time. Sooner or later the day of 
reckoning must come. The mills of God grind 
slow but they grind exceedingly small, and most of 
those who, against the wishes of the many, brought 
destruction on Ireland were themselves eventually 
destroywi. 



“ LIMERICK SITUATION ” 205 

Meanwhile one was inclined to agree with Swift 
that “ it is no dishonour to submit to the lion, but 
who, with the figure of a man, can think with 
patience of being devoured alive by a rat ? ” 

With the waning of summer, the process known 
as “ waking up ” was applied with still greater 
force in Kerry. In addition to motors, horses and 
traps were seized. Many of the shops and factories, 
having been looted, closed down. Hundreds of 
people were in consequence thrown out of employ- 
ment. Cattle and pigs were a drug on the market, 
while farmers, both large and small, were faced 
with destitution. 

The mails were raided again and again. The 
only newspaper allowed to come through was the 
Cork Examiner, which, having been seized by the 
Republicans, contained extravagant accounts of 
successes over the Free State troops, in which not 
a single casualty ever appeared to occur in the 
Republican ranks, the following being a typical 
example of the wild exaggeration with which all 
such achievements were coloured. 

LIMERICK SITUATION 

The gallant Volunteers of the Limerick Brigades, with 
their comrades from Cork and Kerry who all fought with 
such conspicuous bravery, against vastly greater numbers, 
in Limerick, since the peace agreement there was treacher- 
oudy broken by the Free State Officers, have now skilfully 
withdrawn to the outskirts of the dty. The Sfrand and 
Castle Barracks were blown to ruins by the British artillery 
used by the Free State forces, but their heroic garrisons, 
when only crumbling walls remained to defend, retreated 
with daring courage through the enemy lines without suffer- 
ing any casualties. The enemy shells bursting on inflammable 
materials caused several fires, resulting in the destruction of 
a condderable amount of property of the civilian population. 

Two attempts by the Free State forces to advante towards 



THE WINDS OF TIME 


206 

BrufFwere repulsed by the Republican forces, and the enemy 
was forced to retreat. 

On the hills near Lough Gur, about three miles on the 
Limerick side of Bruff, two small columns of Free State 
troops fired on each other by mistake, with the result that 
one of their number was killed and six wounded. 

In a most daring attack on Bruff Free State Barracks our 
men fought their way to posts in close proximity to the out- 
side walls. Fearlessly they charged over this fortification 
right up to the Barrack, led by their dashing Commandant. 
As the third Republican jumped the wall a bullet from the 
defenders struck the magazine of his rifle, exploding the 
firing caps of all the bullets, and knocking the rifle out of 
his hand, but he escaped tminjured. His comrades stuck 
their rifles into the loop-holes to fire into the barracks, but 
anticipating the attack, the garrison had these effectively 
plugged from the inside. Threatened with bombs from the 
upper windows, and by enemy reinforcements and armoured 
cars from a neighbouring military station, our forces returned 
to their posts. In the attack one of our men was wounded. 
Free State casualties unknown. Our men are displaying 
admirable spirit, untiring courage and wonderful resource. 

HEROIC DEFENCE OF WATERFORD CITY 

The Waterford Brigade, supported by a Column from 
Cork, met the enemy attack with marvellous determination. 
At 3 p.m. on the 20th inst., enemy forces attacked our troops 
in Manor Street, and Lady Lane I.R.A. Barracks, After 
severe, fighting they succeeded in capturing the Manor Street 
position, but aU our men got clear away. About the same 
time a strong force of enemy troops attacked our outpost at 
the Adelphi Hotel, several enemy machine-guns blazing 
forth their deadly hail of lead. The intensity of fire smashed 
in the defences, and eventually the garrison was cut off, and 
the position was taken after a desperate conflict lasting nearly 
two hours. Ten of our men were captured here, and a section 
of Red Cross men. 

At 4 p.m, on the same date the Free State troops sent an 
ultimatum to our troops in the P.O. demanding the surrender 
of that building and threatening in the event of refusal to 
shell that position. No surrender ” being the reply, the 
enemy opened fire with 7 machine guns and an 18-pounder. 
At 6 o’clock the post had been reduced to ruins, so our men 
evacuated it, losing one prisoner and one man woimded. 



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207 

The troops evacuating the P.O. reinforced the garrison in 
Granville Hotel, and in Bolger’s, Broad Street. Immediately 
following the destruction of the P.O. the enemy shelled the 
Granville Hotel, and when the building had been practically 
wrecked the defenders successfully made their way to rein- 
force other posts without any casualties. 

Shell fire was opened on the gaol about 4 p.m. and con- 
tinued intermittently until about 6 o’clock. After the capture 
of the Granville the bombardment of this post continued 
xmtil about 9.30 p.m., when it ceased for the night. 

On 2 1st at 5.30 a.m., the enemy opened heavy rifle and 
machine-gun fire on our positions in the gaol and Barrack 
Street area. At 7 a.m. shells again burst on the gaol, and 
continued so for over an hour. Our troops replied vdth rifle 
and machine-gun fire. Sniping operations continued until 
noon, when fierce fighting developed in the vicinity of the 
gaol and Barrack Street, and then the artillery crashed forth 
its crashing missiles and heavy projectiles with such intensity 
that the gaol was almost a complete wreck, but the brave 
garrison refused to surrender, and fought a retirement to the 
outskirts of the city. 

Sniping operations continue at various points in the city. 

Flying columns from the ist S.D. and reinforcements from 
Tipperary marching to the relief of Waterford exchanged 
shots with the enemy rearguard just as they entered the city. 

The O.G. Free State forces (Brigadier Daly) had practically 
all the Red Cross drivers arrested, and wrongfully accused 
them of supplying the fighting troops. He also ordered the 
Republican first-aid men off the streets, threatening to fire 
on them if they did not obey the order. 

Although subjected to machine-gun fire, four of our men 
repeatedly repelled attempts by the enemy to cross the Suir 
in boats at Maybridge. The work of the Gumann-na-mBan 
and the Fianna Scouts is worthy of the greatest praise, and 
all ranks fought with splendid gallantry and daring against 
overwhelming forces, heavy artillery and endless supplies of 
armaments. 

The Tipperary columns are operating successfully in cutting 
enemy communications, and repelling enemy attacks on 
their respective areas. 

LATEST REPORT FROM LIMERICK AREA 

At 4.30 this morning a party of Republican troops with 
an armoured car encoxmtered a party of Free State troops 



THE WINDS OF TIME 


i208 

advancing towards Kilmallock. After a short engagement 
the enemy retreated, leaving two armed prisoners in the hands 
of the Republicans. 

On Sunday morning at 7.30 a.m. one of our columns 
engaged a party of Free State troops on the road between 
Brmee and Kilmallock. After a sharp fight the Free State 
forces retreated, leaving one dead. Two armed prisoners 
were captured by our troops. 

The same column entered another house near by and 
captured five armed Free State troops, who did not put up 
a fight. The total figures in these engagements were : 10 
rifles, 620 rounds *303, 2 revolvers and 30 rounds -45, There 
were nine prisoners taken and one Free Stater shot dead. 

At 2 p.m. to-day oxir troops were informed that there was 
a Column of Free State forces between Kilmallock and 
Charleville. A party of 25 Republicans set out in a lorry 
accompanied by an armoured car and went towards Kil- 
mallock to meet them. 

At 3.30 our forces came up with them near Thomastown. 
Our men dismounted and took up positions. The Free State 
troops retreated to a farmer’s house on the roadside. While 
awaiting reinforcements, our men kept up an intermittent 
fire, not being then strong enough to attack, as the seven 
Free State troops did not enter the farmhouse but engaged 
our column before they were forced to retreat to the house. 

At 8 p.m. a further column of 21 men reinforced our troops. 
The armoured car played machine-gun fire on the house, 
which we also attacked with bombs, and at 9 p.m. the enemy 
were forced to surrender ; 26 prisoners, 26 rifles, 2 revolvers, 
and a quantity of ammunition fell into our hands. We foundi 
that one of Ae enemy (O’Mahony, Blarney Street, Cork) 
had been killed, and that M. O’Brien, who was in charge of a 
Free State party, was severely wounded. We recovered a 
prisoner of ours who had been captured earlier in the day, 
and the situation is well in hand. 



CHAPTER XIX 


TERRIBLE TIMES 

W HENEVER two people met : 

“ Terrible times,” said one. 

“ Indeed and they are,” said the other : a greet- 
ing which quite took the place of time-honoured 
remarks on the weather, and which expressed 
your .appreciation of the seriousness of the situation 
without committing you to sympathy with either 

side. When the W s were raided, Mrs, W 

was placed in a chair with a member of the I.R.A. 
standing over her holding a revolver at her head. 

After a prolonged silence, which was Mrs. W ^“s 

dignified method of expressing her resentment, the 
youth, who was obviously embarrassed, waving the 
revolver in the air, soothingly exclaimed : “ Ter- 
rible times, Mrs. W terrible times i ” 

While everybody, in this remark, expressed their 
appreciation of the spirit of the age, nobody made 
the slightest effort to make them any less terrible. 
On the contrary, the attitude of the public in 
generzil only served to increase the terror. If the 
shopkeepers in the towns had banded themselves 
together and refused to deliver up their goods to 
the Republicans, the looting could have been 
stopped in a week. In the ordinary small southern 
town, ten to twenty men daily held up hundreds of 
inhabitants, who handed over to them everything 
they asked for without a protest. If anyone dared 
to utter a word of criticism of the actions of the 

aog p 


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210 THE WINDS OF TIME 

LR.A,, even behind their backs, they were immedi- 
ately met with a terrified “ Hush 1 It’s as much as 
your life is worth to say that.” History in Ireland 
is largely a question of monotonous repetition, 
but in all its melancholy course it is doubtful if 
there was ever quite so discreditable a silence as 
that with which crime and outrage were met in 
1922. 

People were so terrified that they would submit 
to any loss or personal humiliation in order to 
save their lives. One of the few people who showed 
any independence of character in Kerry was the 
Protestant Dean of Ardfert, who was held up one 
day by two armed men and told to hand over his 
bicycle. “ You may shoot me if you like,” he 
replied, “ but you shall not have my bicycle.” 
He wasn’t shot, but they hit him on the head. 
He fell on the road still chnging to his bicycle, 
which they kicked, but which remains to this day 
in his possession. 

This was but an isolated instance. In the 
generality of cases, a sullen acceptance took the 
place of the determined resistance with which the 
situation might have been met, had the national 
backbone not been quite so invertebrate. 

The whole character of Ireland deteriorated. 
Killing £ind stealing became no longer crimes. 
Fear, hate and suspicion took the place of the 
afiection and fkiendliness which we all felt for each 
other a few years ago. “ An ounce of fear is 
better than a ton of love,” said a leading Republican, 
summing up the policy of his party : a policy so 
inherently false that it could only persist in a 
country where Christianity seemed to have momen- 
tarily perished. 

“ Even our prayers don’t seem to be having 
much effect,” Bridget the cook remarked gloomily 



STRANGE TIMES 


2II 


one morning, “ and the fasting and all we done and 
things no better.” 

“ On the contrary,” I replied, “ worse than ever 
— try praying for courage by way of a change. 
Until Ireland stops shivering and shaking, like 
one of your jellies, at the sight of a revolver, nothing 
will ever be better.” 

“ You wouldn’t like to die,” said Bridget. 

“ Personally,” I remarked frigidly, “ I’d rather 
be dead any day than alive in this country, the way 
things are to-day.” 

“ Lord save us,” said Bridget in accents of pious 
horror. 

Mr. McCartie, who was kidnapped, described 
his experiences on returning. 

Hol^g an important brief for the prosecu- 
tion in a lawsuit due at Quarter Sessions in Kil- 
lamey, the other side, in order that the case should 
not be proceeded with, had him removed in the 
dead of night by armed men and conveyed to “ an 
unknown destination.” Having been blindfolded, 
he had no idea where he was taken to, and was 
moved twice during the week of his detention. 
On each occasion he was confined in a small bed- 
room with darkened windows. Three times a day 
food was brought to him by a masked man. Each 
meal was a repetition of the last, and consisted of 
eggs, tea and bread and butter. He was offered 
drink, but, being a teetotaller, refused ; and 
cigarettes were supplied whenever he asked for 
them. He had nothing to complain of in the 
matter of courtesy. Nobody ever had with the 
I.R.A. Apparently even when they murder you 
they do it with polite regret. When they burnt 

the A ’s house, the leader, who was one of their 

own gardeners, as he locked the family and ser- 
vants into the stables, was heard admonishing his 



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THE WINDS OF TIME 


followers : “ Be careful, boys, don’t be destroying 
the grass, her ladyship don’t like it thrampled.” 

When Quarter Sessions were over, and the case 
in which Mr. McCartie was interested had been 
dismissed, owing to “ the prosecution having failed to 
appear,” he was returned to his family, by motor, 
blindfolded, in the dead of night. 

Nothing had been said to him and he in turn had 
spoken to nobody. 

^ 4: :i: 

“ Can I send a telegram to London ? ” I inquired 
one day at the Post Office. 

“ Only as a parcel,” was the astonishing reply. 
“ The wires are cut to Cork, and the cross-Channel 
telegraph suspended, but it can go as a parcel to 
Fishguard and on, as a wire, from there to London.” 

“ And how long will it take ? ” I inquired. 

“ I couldn’t say,” replied the Postmistress, “ I 
suppose about a week.” 

I bethought me of a parcel of groceries ordered 
a couple of months before from Dublin, which had 
not yet arrived, and decided not to send the wire. 

We were living in such strange times, for all I 
knew the groceries might be travelling as a post card. 

“ The world is upside down,” Mrs. Daly remarked 
when we discussed the situation. One of the 
regrets of my life was that Mrs. Daly lived so far 
away and that I saw her so seldom. 

The evening and the morning being the twenty- 
first since we had seen a newspaper of any kind, 
even the Cork Examiner no longer reaching us, 
being bereft of trains, motor, horses and bicycles, 
I decided one morning that, if I had to wailk all 
the way, I would call on Mrs. Daly, whose reflec- 
tions on the state of the coimtry would be sure to be 
illuminating. 



MRS. DALY 


213 

Mrs. Daly, by the way, was Mrs. Daly no longer. 
The last year, so eventful in the history of Ireland, 
had also witnessed stirring events in her life. In 
October she buried her husband. The sad intel- 
ligence was conveyed to me by her eldest daughter, 
aged eleven, and was coupled with the request for 
a blanket. “ Me mother said I was to tell you 
that me father died last week, and she do be feeling 
the cold very much and she hopes that God will 
prosper you and could you assist her with a blanket 
or some small help.” 

I had no time to pay Mrs. Daly a visit of con- 
dolence before going abroad. When, some time 
after my return in the spring, I was about to do so, 
I was electrified to hear that she had not only married 
again but had captured as her husband the match 
of the neighbourhood : a widower who, as a 
matter of fact, was cointing a neighbour and a 
great friend of her own, when Mrs. Daly swooped 
down and, carrying him off to a priest, married 
him herself. 

Toiling along the deserted road over the moma- 
tain and through the bog, I eventually arrived, 
weary and damp, at Mrs. Daly’s. I congratulated 
her on her recent nuptials. 

“ I’m the best-dressed woman in the place 
now,” she remarked with pride, “ and I have a hat 
with a feather.” 

The cottage showed no trace of her newly 
acquired prosperity. The leak in the roof had 
extended to the walls, which were covered with 
moss, which seemed, indeed, to be growing even 
on the green faces of her tubercular children. 

“ Are you going on living here ? ” I inquired. 
“ Hasn’t your husband a farm of his own ? ” 

" He have it sold,” said Mrs. Daly, “ and the 
way things are, better for him have the money he 



THE WINDS OE TIME 


214 

got for it in the bank. This place is poor, but 
sure it’s good enough till things is settled.” 

“ When will that be ? ” 

“ The dear knows. Terrible times,” Mrs. Daly 
sighed. 

I made the appropriate rejoinder. 

“ If they don’t settle soon among themselves the 
country v^l be destroyed altogether.” 

“ I thought it was that already,” I suggested. 

“ Indeed and it is. Ruined we all are.” 

“ It’s the fault of people like you,” I remarked. 

“How so?” 

“ It’s your own boys who are doing it. Isn’t 
Batty in the I.R.A. ? ” 

We were quite alone in the cottage, which con- 
sisted of one room. Except for the children play- 
ing down the road no one was within several 
miles of us. But Mrs. Daly’s voice sank instinc- 
tively to a whisper. 

“ Out every night, and not a word to his mother 
where he’d be going or if he’d ever be returning 
— ^and two of his fingers blown off.” 

“ Fighting ? ” 

“ Not at aU. Batty wouldn’t like to be fighting. 
Making explosions he was. That much he told me.” 

I suppose my face expressed a certain nervous 
apprehension, for Mrs. Daly hastened to reassure 
me. I resumed my seat on ascertaining that there 
were no bombs concealed underneath it. 

“ Things is a fright,” continued Mrs. Daly. “ I 
suppose you heard tell of the battle in Tralee, 
hundreds dead and dying, and coffins going over the 
mountains for days.” 

“ Nine men, I understand, were killed and two 
wounded in Tralee.” 

“ And Kexunare blown to pieces by the English 
Nayy,” continued Mrs. Daly, completely regardless 



VENERABLE LADIES 


215 

of my correction. “ Terrible work there and at 
Ballycartie, dead bodies lying out on both sides of 
the road.” 

“ Turnips I thought it was,” I remarked, “ not 
corpses. McCarthy’s field, I heard, was shelled, 
and his turnips blown up and scattered all over the 
place.” 

“ The poor man,” exclaimed Mrs. Daly, her 
sympathy temporarily diverted from the thought 
of the corpses to McCarthy’s devastated crops ; 
“ he’ll be ruined entirely.” 

“ We’re all ruined,” I remarked despondently. 

“ You must be terribly knocked about without 
the motor-car.” 

“ We are.” 

“ Indeed then, it was a pity for them to have 
taken it. The priest preached about it on Sunday. 
A disgrace, he said it was, to be treating two such 
venerable ladies like that.” 

“ Did he really say venerable ? ” I inquired 
faintly. My hair is not yet grey, and, though 
neither of us aspired to the athleticism of Made- 
moiselle Lenglen, both L and I could still 

skip about more or less actively on the tennis lawn. 
Somehow “ venerable ” hardly seemed the truthful 
description one might expect firom the pulpit. 

“ He did then,” replied Mrs. Daly. “ Two of 
the most venerable la^es in the country, he said, 
and all you both done for the poor people and the 
motor lent to the sick and dying whenever it’d be 
wanted.” 

I breathed again, consoling myself with the 
thought that “ venerated ” had been the adjective 
by which we had been origmally designated by the 
sympathetic priest. 

“ Common robbery, he said it was.” 

“ So it was.” 



2i6 the winds of time 

“ They done it for Ireland,” said Mrs. Daly. 

“ Disgracing Ireland, that’s what they’re doing,” 
I ventured, regardless of the consequences that 
might result from my reckless criticism. 

“ They’re risking their lives.” 

“ Nonsense,” I replied heatedly ; “ they take 
no risks. They never steal except from unarmed 
people.” 

“ And the battles they’re fighting ! ” shrieked 
Mrs. Daly. 

“ There are no battles,” I replied, “ only am- 
bushes, bridges blown up, roads trenched, barracks 
burnt, houses sandbagged ; but when Free State 
troops appear there is nobody to meet them, the 
Irregulars have all fled to the mountains. Cork 
and Killamey were taken without a shot being 
fired.” 

Batty might wreak Republican vengeance on 
me with his revolver if he liked. For once I 
intended to say what I thought. 

“ It’s a terrible racket, anyway,” said Mrs. 
Daly diplomatically, “ and sure what’s the sense 
of it all ? ” she added, changing her attitude with 
disconcerting suddenness. “ Sure the English laws 
were the best we ever had, with butter at two-and- 
nine a pound and eggs at two pound a hundred. 
When’ll we see the like of that again ? ” 

“Never,” I replied with conviction. 

“Mad altogether they are,” said Mrs. Daly, 
summing up the flower of the Irish Republic ; 
adding, in a sepulchral whisper in my ear, as I 
rcffle to take my departure, “ The Black and Tans 
were angels compared to them.” 

♦ 9fc ♦ 

Nothing amazed me more, in our astonishing 
war of independence, than that anybody should 



MIST AND GLOOM 21 7 

be found, on either side, willing to die for such a 
damp and miserable land. 

Day after day of driving mist and wailing wind 
wrapped me, like the skies, in impenetrable gloom. 
It might have been a particularly inclement 
December instead of the height of summer. There 
were no longer any seasons. Winter, spring and 
summer in that year of dismal happenings were all 
alike. Sometimes vdnd alone, sometimes rain ; 
more often wind and rain together ; as soon as 
one decreased, the other increased in intensity. 

I envy people who are impervious to weather. 
They are not uncommon. In London once I 
knew a woman who was not even aware of a pea- 
soup fog — ^an event which to me blotted out not 
only all hopes of this world, but of the next. Day 
after day as I sat over the fire, hugged in complete 
misery of soul, I found myself anticipating a future, 
rapidly approaching, when nothing would remain 
for IK all but to be trampled into the mud of 
Ireland. Meanwhile, the days wore themselves 
out with distressing monotony. If it were possible 
to die of boredom I should have done so. 

It was no use pretending that life was inter- 
esting, because it wasn’t. The interminable day 
began at the latest possible moment — ^by old time. 
In a country where there is no summer and time 
is of no account, my attitude has always been one of 
“no surrender” to legalized tampering with the 
clocks. For once I was in complete agreement 
with the Roman Catholic Church, which, in Kerry, 
has always set its authority against what is known 
as “ Protestant time.” Rather than conform to a 
ridiculous custom imported from across the water, 

I kept no time at all. 

Something in the way of recording the passing 
of the hours obtained in the kitchen. A gong 



THE WINDS OF TIME 


218 

sounded. Meals appeared at intervals, and helped 
to distinguish the day from the night. Otherwise 
there was nothing to disturb a silence and a dark- 
ness which had all the disadvantages, and none of 
the advantages, of Eternity. 

For weeks we saw no one, went nowhere, heard 
nothing, did nothing worth recording. Every 
morning we wakened to the sound of the rain 
beating against the windows, the wind howling 
in the chimneys. Between breakfast and limch 
I made a pretence of being busy. From limch till 
tea I abandoned the effort, staring blankly out of the 
windows at the lake glooming under the leaden 
sky, smoked cigarettes, listened to the ticking of 
the clock, gazed prophetically into the future, 
seeing myself, at the end of time, sitting crumpled 
in a chair, like my grandmother-in-law whom 
I foimd on her ninetieth birthday dissolved in 
tears. 

“ Whatever is the matter. Granny ? ” I inquired. 

“ My dear,” she replied despairingly, “ I am so 
depressed. I feel I have noting to live for.” 

After tea I began to understand why people 
take to drink. Lighting another cigarette, I would 
make a prodigious effort and paddle in a mackin- 
tosh round the dilapidated garden, picking sweet- 
pea and unripe fruit, vaguely wondering how even 
these had survived, in addition to the summer we 
had had, the onslaughts of the rabbits and the 
squirrels, the slugs and the birds which had made 
the garden their permanent habitation. 

Wet, and rather more depressed than when I 
went out, I came in. Although too stuffy for a fire, 
it wza too chilly to be without one. Khiving 
exchanged my damp garments for a tea-gown, I 
sank, with several books, on to a sofa. None of 
them, however, could rouse me out of the profound 



LAWLESSNESS AND RUIN 219 

dejection which lasted from dinner till the moment 
when I finally collapsed between the sheets of 
my welcoming bed. 

Day in, day out, nothing happened. 

Was there ever so boring a war, without any 
longer even the rumour of a battle to thrill us into 
unbelieving excitement? For even the rumours 
came to an end. 

For weeks the countryside had regaled itself with 
blood-curdling tales of dead and dying : “ Mick ” 
was killed, “ Tim ” had lost a leg, and “ Pat ” 
had had his face blown off, while de Valera had 
been buried (several times) ; but gradually, as 
“ Mick ” and “ Tim ” turned up unscathed and 
on “ Pat’s ” face not even the trace of a scratch 
could be discovered, the list of casualties diminished 
and finally disappeared, while de Valera, alive or 
dead, was no longer mentioned. 

“ There’ll be great fighting yet,” said Dan 
hopefully. 

Meanwhile the bloodless war of raids and kid- 
napping, of looting and destruction to roads and 
railways, dragged on. In Tralee a gang of workers 
set out on a breakdown engine to mend the line. 
Immediately they were surroimded by armed 
Republicans, who seized the engine and, after 
chalking “ Go and be damned ” in large letters 
on it, started it and sent it at full speed into Tralee, 
where a signalman fortunately managed to divert 
it into a siding, where it hurled itself into some 
coal-trucks which it ground to powder. 

After blowing up the Barracks in Killorglin — a. 
process which seems to have been successfully 
carried out without dislodging the jadcdaws from 
the chimneys — the Irregulars, with rifles and 
bundles of loot, trekked in stolen motors, on stolen 
horses and bicycles, to the mountains, two days 



220 THE WINDS OF TIME 

before the arrival of the National troops ; leaving 
behind them a trail of wanton destruction in the 
shape of blown-up bridges, damaged roads, rail- 
ways and telegraph wires — an ignoble flight gran- 
diloquently described as an “ evacuation.” Soon, 
one felt, there would be nothing left in Ireland to 
destroy, while the bill for damages, mounting up 
and up, must land the country in eventual bank- 
ruptcy and so realize the dream of de Valera, who 
is said to have announced that, if he could not rule 
Ireland, he would ruin it. 

For several Sundays the priest denounced our 
local Republicans as murderers and thieves, appar- 
ently without greatly disturbing their susceptibilities. 
Eventually he aUuded to them as bosthoons (an 
untranslatable Irish term of contempt) . A fusillade 
of shots fired round his house at night showed that 
the thrust had gone home. As he had no pos- 
sessions, not even a bicycle, which they could 
take, the firing of the shots was the only form of 
retahation by which they could express their 
annoyance. 

Most of the priests, somewhat late in the day, 
began to speak tibieir minds freely, another announc- 
ing that “ the Red Gross was respected by every- 
body in the world except naked savages and 
Irislunen ” ; while at the reading of the Bishop 
of Kerry’s Pastoral, in several churches the Irregu- 
lars marched out as a protest of the denunciations 
it contained of them. 

A Daily Mail a fortnight old came at last to 
hand. It described the National troops as “ march- 
ing in the South from triumph to triumph.” 

The particular form of triumph we experienced 
was the arrival in our midst of about sixty imper- 
fectly equipped youths of the age and general 
appearance of Boy Scouts, under two officers, one 



DEPRESSION 


221 


of whom was shot dead from behind a hedge a few 
days after his arrival. Outside the town every 
road was held by Republican bands, some of 
whom were billeted in every house and farm for 
miles around. If the National troops attempted 
to leave the town they were ambushed, while at 
night shots were fired at the Hall in which they 
had temporarily fortified themselves. Completely 
isolated, their presence in the town was o^y an 
added embarrassment to the distracted shopkeepers, 
whose supplies had long ago given out, and who, 
when they sent for fresh ones to Tralee, had their 
carts seized and plundered on the road by the 
Irregulars, who proceeded to cut off even the 
supplies of the town. 

Rumours of the arrival of reinforcements, of 
landings at different places on the coast, too often 
proved false to be any longer accepted with any- 
thing but incredulous silence. One day a boat 
actually did appear on the far horizon of the bay. 
No sail was ever viewed by castaways on a desert 
island with greater excitement. As it drew nearer 
it was seen to be a small fishing smack, while a 
number of figures could be discerned huddled 
together on the deck. “ The Free State reinforce- 
ments at last,” the word went round. Immediately, 
from both shores, voUeys of bullets rained upon 
the water. From the coastguard station, the local 
headquarters of the Irregulars, the rattle of machine- 
guns made itself heard. The fishing smack con- 
tinued on its course unscathed for some time, when 
suddenly it seemed to have stuck on a sandbank 
in the middle of the bay. The tide was going 
out, the dusk was creeping up ; the pitiless rain 
descending in solid sheets blotted out the mystery 
ship from further view. In the early dawn it crept 
up the bay and discharged at Ballykissane its 



222 THE WINDS OF TIME 

hapless band of school teachers, who had gone 
from Dublin some weeks before to learn Irish at 
Cahirciveen, where, finding themselves completely 
stranded, they had chartered a fishing smack to 
bring them round the coast somewhere on their 
way to Dublin. Later in the day I came upon 
them in Killorglin, black-coated, some of them 
top-hatted, looking like the pictures of the Pilgrim 
Fathers landing in the Mayflower ; wet to the 
skin, and wearing the bedraggled aspect which a 
night in the open imparts, even under the most 
promising conditions, to most people. Spent as 
they had spent it, in an open boat, on a sand- 
bank, in a torrential downpour, without food or 
drink, fired at from both shores, uncertain as to 
whether they would ever be able to effect a landing 
at all, it was perhaps not surprising to find that, 
however much Irish they had acquired at the 
holiday College at Cahirciveen, the language with 
which the Dublin school teachers were expressing 
themselves in Killorglin, far from being ihe Erse 
of the pure-blooded Gael, was indistinguishable 
from that usually associated with the expression 
of the feelings of the outraged English. 

After long weeks, barren of incident, devoid 
even of rumour, came news of a devastating 
description : Arthur GriflBth was dead and Michael 
Collins had been shot in an ambush in Cork, 

The Republicans, drunk with patriotism and 
hate, had done to death the most romantic of their 
coimtrymen. Fate had removed the ablest, almost 
the only statesman in Ireland. Could a country 
buffeted by such misfortunes survive the anarchy 
into which we were daily sinking deeper? 

The following, issued by the Army Chief after 



AN APPEAL 223 

Michael Collins’ death, strack at any rate a cour- 
ageous and hopeful note : 

To THE Men of the Army — 

Stand calmly by your posts. Bend bravely and 
undaunted to your work. Let no cruel act of 
reprisal blemish your bright honour. Every dark 
hour that Michael Collins met since 1918 seemed 
but to steel that bright strength of his and temper 
his gay bravery. 

You are left each inheritors of that strength and 
that bravery. To each of you falls his unfinished 
work. No darkness in the hour, no loss of courage 
will daimt you at it. 

Ireland ! The Army serves strengthened by its 
sorrow. 

R. M. Malocatha, 

Chief of the General Staff. 



CHAPTER XX 


ANOTHER JOURNEY AND SOME BATTLES 

I N the autumn I had to go to Dublin. I was 
fortunate in getting up during a temporary 
lull in hostilities on the line, but had to spend a 
night in the filthiest of hotels in Limerick. The 
hair-combings of the last occupant of the room were 
stiU in the dressing-table drawers, which also con- 
tained a dirty collar and some empty cigarette- 
boxes. Flinging the drawers into the passage, I 
got into bed, where both feet went through the 
tattered sheets. No sooner had I put out the light 
than firing started in the street. Bullets whizzed 
in every direction. I looked under the bed with 
the idea of taking cover, but decided I would rather 
die on top than among the sweepings of the room 
which, in the course of years, had accumulated 
rmdemeath it. 

In the morning I went to the bathroom. When 
I pointed out to the maid that there was no lock 
on the door she replied, “ The way the cormtry is 
nobody do be troubling about a bath, but if they 
do, sure you’ve only to sing or whistle so they’d 
know there’s somebody in it.” 

I thought of my Aunt Frances Power, who on 
getting up one morning found the house on fire. 
Ringing She bell, she told the maid to inform the 
gardener of the fact, and proceeded herself to her 
bath as usual. I was about to follow the family 
precedent for cleanliness at all costs and to get 

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SHOTS IN DUBLIN 


225 

into the hotel one, when a colony of cockroaches, 
apparently alarmed by the unusual sound of 
running water, scuttled out from underneath it. 
The scream I emitted, far from scaring people away 
from the bathroom, had the effect of bringing all 
the “ Commercials ” out of their beds into it, 
where it was (not unreasonably) supposed a murder 
was being committed. In the commotion which 
resulted I fled precipitately back to my room and, 
unwashed, into the first available train. 

In Dublin I came in for another battle. The 
Hibernian Hotel, in which I was staying, having 
applied for military protection. Free State soldiers 
were billeted on the top storey. In the middle of 
the night an attack was made on them by Irregulars. 
For about half an hour shots were exchanged, 
soldiers tore up and down the stairs, maids shrieked 
on the landings. I locked my door and sandbagged 
the bed with suitcases and pillows. In the morning 
I found, to my surprise, no damage whatever had 
been done to the hotel by any of the combatants, 
both sides having concentrated their fire on the 
manager’s motor in the yzird which my bedroom 
window overlooked. “ Them lads are very quiet,” 
said the waiter, as he brought me my breaJkfast ; 
“ they wouldn’t like to be destroying anything.” 

After a week in Dublin, Lady O’Connell, who 
was also staying at the Hibernian and who was 
anxious to return to ELillarney, and I decided to 
make a push for home, in spite of the protestations 
of our friends and relations. 

As far as Limerick Junction the journey, if not 
distinguished by any undue haste, was, on the 
other hand, devoid of unusual incident. Arriving 
an hour and a half late, we dallied for another 
hour in the station, while the oflBcials made up 
their minds whether they would venture any farther 

W.T, 



226 the winds of time 

or not. Ultimately, after changing into another 
train, we set off at a crawl for Buttevant over 
temporarily restored bridges and railway lines 
which, tom up in the night, were relaid every few 
days, only to be tom up again on the following 
night ; the damage perpetrated by the Republicans 
being encouraged, if not actually inspired, by 
enterprising car-drivers who were making colossal 
fortunes, conveying passengers and their luggage 
from one station to the next and who, at Buttevant, 
were waiting in massed formation to fall upon us. 
The train being unable to proceed any farther 
owing to the destruction of a bridge, we had no 
choice but to transfer ourselves to an outside car, 
and to drive the seven miles to Mallow behind a 
decrepit horse in a drenching mist. 

At no time a hive of activity, Mallow, the junc- 
tion connecting all the lines in the South of Ireland, 
presented a lamentable spectacle of decay. The 
magnificent ten-arch bridge across the Blackwater 
had been blown to pieces. The dingy hotel where 
we spent a dismal night was situated in the main 
street of the town, amidst the cmmbling ruins of 
such civilization as remained after the previous 
year’s burning by the Black and Tans, followed 
by the bombs and bullets of the Free Staters 
and Republicans, whose favourite battle-ground it 
seemed to have since been. The windows of the 
cofiee-room were riddled with bullet-holes ; the 
floor was carpeted in cmmbs ; two commercial 
travellers, with pained expressions on their faces, 
lay in profound slumber on the only two arm- 
chairs in the room ; on an ink-stained writing- 
table a Strand Magazine of 1899 served as a literary 
link between Mallow and the outer world. 

After a night of indescribable discomfort, the 
next morning dawned, if. anything, somewhat 



THE WAR ZONE 


227 

wetter than the preceding day. After breakfast 
we started in a hired motor-car, the driver of 
which, we were given in confidence to understand, 
was an Ulster man who had deserted from the 
British Army, been discharged from the Republican, 
and was about to offer his services to the Free 
State : a military record which inspired us with 
complete confidence in the resourcefulness of his 
character. Avoiding the main roads, which for 
several weeks had been completely blocked, we 
arrived, by a circuitous route over a mountain, at 
Millstreet, where our inquiries for the road to 
Killamey were met with derisive shrieks. 

“ If you can lepp and you can swim you may 
perhaps get there ; not otherwise,” we were told. 
“ Every bridge is down and every road is blocked 
since the fighting on Sunday.” 

Conscious of proficiency both in “ lepping ” and 
swimming, we pushed imdaunted on our way ; 
running almost immediately into a flying column 
of Free State troops, who stopped us and demanded 
the driver’s permit. They were covered with mud, 
weary and war-worn, having been fighting for two 
days. 

“ You will meet Irregulars farther on,” said the 
officer. “ As you are only ladies they may not 
take your can; if you had men with you they 
would certainly do so.” 

Bidding him good-bye, we charged with thrilled 
expectancy into the war-zone, an old man who 
subsequently directed us adding to our growing 
Kcdtement by informing us that the “ Free 
Starters ” had gone back and the “ Publicans ” 
were on ahead. 

Whether the latter were engaged in burying 
their dead, the number of which, according to the 
Free Staters, was alm<»t past calculation, or whether 



THE WINDS OF TIME 


228 

they were concealed behind the hedges, we never 
discovered. The disappointing fact remained, we 
never saw even one member of the phantom army 
in whose track we were supposed to be following, 

“ Are you all mad here ? ” I inquired of a group 
of men we next came upon, contemplating a gaping 
void in the middle of a village street, in front of 
which the car suddenly pulled up, only just in 
time to prevent our taking a wild leap into the 
river swirling in the precipitous depths beneath. 

“ More than half of us,” was the cheerful reply, 
as a couple (presumably of the sane section) ad- 
vanced with advice and directions to the driver, 
whom they conducted down a muddy declivity 
leading to the river, into which the car plunged, 
while we crawled, clinging to the parapet, over a 
narrow footway on to the other side. When nearly 
across, the engine of the car, which had been 
gradually getting into deeper water, suddenly 
stopped. Our hearts sank. Complete silence fell 
on the spectators for a moment ; after which the 
entire population of the village, sane and insane, 
rushed to the rescue, throwing down stones and 
eventually hauling the car into shallower water, 
where the engine was restarted. 

Having regained the road, we next found our- 
selves up against a gigantic tree, prostrate across 
our path, its branches sawn in such a fashion as to 
form snags, between or underneath which it did 
not seem possible for any vehicle to pass. But 
our motor-driver came up to our expectations in 
the matter of ingenuity, and by lowering the wind- 
screen and keeping his head to the level of the 
steering-wheel, advancing and reversing every few 
inches, the car emerged triumphantly, after a good 
quzirter of an hour’s manoeuvring, on the other side. 
It was the first of many similar obstructions, some 



TERROR AND DESPAIR 


229 

of which we struggled under, some of which we 
squeezed our way round, and others which we 
avoided altogether by turning in at the gates of 
private demesnes and bumping our way through 
farm-yards, the walls of which had been pulled 
down by cars preceding us : experiences so un- 
nerving that at Killamey the driver dumped our 
luggage down in the middle of the street and 
refused to proceed another yard. 

Lady O’Connell was within reach of her home, 
but I had another eighteen miles to go. At the 
local garages all requests for a car to continue my 
journey proved useless. Only by aeroplane, I 
was told, could anybody hope to arrive at KLillor- 
glin ; “ every bridge is down and all the telegraph 
posts and the wires twisted in and about them.” 

After over an hour spent in frantic appeals, the 
owner of a horse and car was finally prevailed 
upon to undertake the drive in consideration of a 
sum exceeding the first-class railway fare to Dublin. 

For the first few miles we made our way through 
Lord Kenmare’s demesne, over the grass, down on 
the shore of the lake, where the horse had to be 
led between the rocks and where the wheels of 
the car sank deep into the sand and gravel. After 
being almost bogged in a bohereen leading into 
another demesne, which we drove through, we 
proceeded for about a mile on a side road, when 
we encountered a broken bridge. A precipitous 
descent into a wood, across the river, over a field 
into a lane, on for a mile or two over trenches, 
getting off the car every five minutes, occasionally 
having to take the horse out and drag it over felled 
trees and down into ditches ; and then, the mc»t 
formidable river we had yet met, with, on the 
opposite riiore, an insurmoimtable bank topp«i 
with a barbed-wire fence. Seeing no possibility 



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of manceuvring this, we drove to a cottage, where 
a young woman came out and directed us. 

“Drive down the bank by the bridge and go 
under the farthest arch, and tihen drive in the river 
for a bit until you come to a slope in the bank, and 
you’ll see a way up on the other side.” 

An old man came out of the cottage and offered 
to come with us. I walked with him, while the 
horse and the car started down the river. We 
talked the usual platitudes, when suddenly, seizing 
me by the arm, he exclaimed, “ Oh, God, aren’t 
the times terrible ? ” * 

“ Indeed they are,” I replied fervently. 

He broke into sobs. “ Oh, God ! ” he cried. 
“ Oh, God ! my only son, he’s on the rim, and if 
they get him they’ll shoot him ... I can’t shtop 
talking of it . . . That young girl you saw just 
now, she’s my daughter. She’s come all the way 
from England to mind me, but sure, nobody can 
mind me now. ... I can’t shtop talking, and 
to-morrow they’re taking me to the asylum. . . .” 

Looking back, after I had bidden him good-bye 
and climbed among the broken masonry up the 
clifiF-like side of the tumbled arch, I could see him 
still standing by the lonely shore, his hands clasped 
in mental torture ; “ Oh, God ! oh, God ! ” echo- 
ing in my ears as we drove on in the fading twilight 
on the deserted road ; his tragic figure leaving 
in one’s memory an unforgettable impression of 
Ireland’s madness and despair. 

It was dark when we finally arrived at Ard-na- 
sidhe, having been five hours on the road. When 
it is realized that not a single obstruction we 
encountered after leaving Mallow would have 
presented the slightest difiiculty to a lorr5dul of 
soldiais armed with a few planks and a couple of 
saws, the imbecility of the tactics of the Irregulars, 



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which merely caused delay and inconvenience to 
civilians, can hardly be understood. Yet for 
months past bands of able-bodied youths had been 
engaged in destroying bridges and blocking roads 
all over the South of Ireland with no other result. 
As soon as one road was cleared by the Free Staters 
another was obstructed, a work of devastation 
which, one felt, would only cease when eveiy tree 
in the country had been felled and every bridge 
laid low. 

Meanwhile, we are a philosophical and long- 
suffering race, and if on my journey I endured 
untold fatigue and discomfort, on the other hand 
I added considerably to my knowledge of the 
geography of my native land, which I came to 
realize was not a land at all but a vast waterway 
consisting of wide and rushing rivers, connected 
with each other by occasional strips of road and 
boggy fields ; while if ever I had to face the journey 
again under the same conditions — ^which heaven 
forbid ! — ^instead of a trunk and a hatbox my 
luggage would, I decided, consist of a collapsible 
boat, a cross-cut saw and two deal planks, equip- 
ment which no traveller in Ireland shoTild be 
without in the course of another civil war. 



CHAPTER XXI 


AN UNWELCOME DELIVERANCE 

“ T T AVE you nearly finished fighting ? ” I 

Xn inquired one evening of three Irregulars 
whom I met strolling down the front avenue, after 
partaking of tea in my kitchen. 

“ No, we’re only just beginning,” one of them 
replied hopefully. 

“ Are you crazy ? ” I asked. 

“ Only Irish,” he replied. 

“ The same thing,” I suggested. 

They laughed and proceeded towards the gate, 
their rifles slung across their shoulders, cigarettes 
in their mouths. 

It is impossible, it has been said, to be serious 
in Ireland without being ridiculous. The Irreg- 
ulars were a proof of the accuracy of this state- 
ment. For Irishmen they were quite serious. I 
say for Irishmen, for the Irish are never . serious 
in the way the English are serious ; the tongue of 
an Irishman, when he speaks, being usually in 
his cheek, while the tongue of an Englishman 
remains in the exact spot destined by Nature for 
its reception. As far, however, as an Irishman’s 
sense of humour allows him, the Irish Republican 
is serious. He believes to this day in his principles 
and believes in his readiness to die for them, with- 
out bdng unduly desirous of putting himself to 
the unpleasantness of the test. But, unlike the 
revolutionary of other lands, he has his lighter 

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UNWELCOME VISITORS 233 

moments when he is ready to exchange pleasantries 
with the people he is plundering. 

I was fortunate so far in not having, like many 
of my neighbours, Irregulars actually billeted in 
the house. All those, however, who actually had 
to entertain those unwelcome guests testified to 
their extreme adaptability. When five of them 

arrived one night at the M ’s, demanding 

accommodation, the parlourmaid refusing to let 
them upstairs in their dirty boots, they not only 
removed them but took up the stair carpets. As 

Mr. M was leaving the house the next mo rnin g 

he heard his cook informing them : “ You can 
have your breakfast or you can have your dinn er, 
but I’m not going to give you both.” When he 
returned some days later, after they had evacuated 
the house, he found everything intact, even to the 
silver on the sideboard. 

All the same, signs were not wanting that, with 
their ever-increasing requirements, the Iixegulars 
were growing more and more unwelcome as un- 
invited guests, not only in country houses but in 
farms and cottages. And nobody was more pain- 
fully aware of the fact than the wandering brigand 
himself, who, as he laid himself down on the bed 
he had obtained by force, and ate the breakfast 
unwillingly prepared for him, must often have been 
overcome with the “ nobody loves me ” feeling, 
to which even the most popular of people are at 
times subject. Signs of war-weariness, though 
never expressed, I gathered were visible at these 
strange parties in the kitchen, where, wet and 
bedraggled, the belligerent youth of Ireland regaled 
itself on tea and eggs at the expense of an 
unsympathetic population. 

“ You’d be sorry for them,” says Bridget, “ they 
look so dying, but sure why can’t they have sense 



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234 

and go home ? ” A solution of their troubles, as 
well as of ours, which showed, alas ! no sign of 
materializing at the moment. 

Like the Belgians awaiting in their devastated 
land the coming of the Allies, we awaited our 
deliverers from the bondage of boredom. 

When they came it was at 3 a.m., the hour at 
which one’s vitality is proverbially at its lowest. 

It was six weeks since we had last been raided 
by the Republicans. The household was sleeping 
peacefully when the familiar knocking at the door, 
which we had almost forgotten, broke ominously 
once more on the stillness of the night. I turned 
on the light and awaited developments. In due 
coiuse, Maria, the parlourmaid, attired in a 
mackintosh over her nightgown, presented herself, 
according to precedent, at my bedside, announcing 
in sepulchral tones that the house was surrounded 
with men. 

“ Wliat do they want this time ? ” I inquired 
in a resigned voice. 

“I’m svue I couldn’t say,” replied Maria; 
“ they’re Free Staters.” 

“ Free Staters ! ” I exclaimed, “ at last, our 
deliverers ! ” For weeks we had been awaiting 
their arrival, rapturously anticipating the end of 
Republican raids, the commandeering of our 
provisions and our property. 

“ You can open the door at once. I am de- 
lighted to see them. Tell them I will be down in 
a minute.” 

Maria, who was a determined Republican, left 
the room with an ak of outraged indignation. I 
was glad of an opportunity at last of putting her 
in her place. I had always told her the day of 
reprisals would come. All the same, I wished it 
hadn’t come in the middle of the night ; and as 



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235 

I put on a fur coat and tidied my hair I found 
myself marvelling at the strange unrespon^iveness 
of one’s attitude towards anybody who delivers 
one from anything at 3 a.m. in a hard November 
frost. 

Ashamed of my ingratitude, I put all the en- 
thusiasm I could muster into my greeting of the 
officer awaiting me in the hall. 

“ I’m delighted to see you,” I remarked politely, 
but untruthfully. “ Won’t you come in ? What 
can I do for you ? ” 

He was a tall, gaunt, dilapidated-looking youth, 
and before replying to my fervent welcome he 
lighted a cigarette. 

“ Have you any Irregulars concealed on the 
premises ? ” he inquired aggressively, in a strong 
Belfast accent. 

“ Not at the moment,” I replied, decidedly 
nettled at his manner ; “ if you had come some 
weeks ago you would have foimd plenty concealing 
themselves on the premises. I am not in the habit 
of concealing them.” 

“ This place has a bad reputation,” he remarked, 
looking at the ceiling. 

“For what ? ” I inquired. 

“ For harbouring rebels,” he replied. 

“ If you call harbouring rebels having your 
house forcibly, entered by armed men, then no 
doubt the reputation is justified,” I replied 
indignantly. 

“ I shall have to search the premises,” he 
announced. 

“ You can search the outbuildings as much as 
you like,” I said. “ There are no men in this 
house at all.” I opened the hall door. “ The 
gardener has the keys of the outhouses. He lives 
over the garage in the yard.” 



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236 

Fortunately he seemed to consider my word 
sufficient guarantee, for he passed out of the open 
door and was swallowed up in the blackness of 
the night, I returned to bed, wondering how 
much Maria had heard of our conversation. 

The next morning when I came down to break- 
fast I rang the bell. 

“ You’ve forgotten the milk,” I said to Maria. 

“ There isn’t any,” she replied ; “ the cows have 
not been milked. Jerry was arrested last night.” 

I was completely taken aback, but the sight of 
Maria’s triumphant face had a steadying effect on 
my outraged feelings. 

“ Surely Dan could have milked them,” I re- 
marked, without the slightest display of emotion. 

“ Dan was arrested too, and Mike and Mickeen 
— everybody’s gone,” said Maria, flouncing 
dramatically out of the room. 

I drank my coffee black, and repaired to the 
kitchen, where I found the cook twisting her apron 
into knots. 

“ Shwept, the whole lot, every mother’s son of 
them,” she exclaimed. “ It’ll be the women 
next ; consecration camps, same as in the African 
war, and everyone dyin’ of fever ” 

“ Don’t be ridiculous,” I said ; " the kettle is 
boiling over. It must be a mistake. They’ll all 
come back in a day or two.” 

“ Never,” she sobbed ; “ it’s shot they’ll all be. 
Mrs. Sweeny and Mrs. Moynihan have been wait- 
ing to see you since eight o’clock — the poor things, 
it’s crazy they are about Jerry and Dan.” 

In the servants’ hall the two mothers were 
sitting in front of the fire, rocking themselves 
backwards and forwards. 

“ Oh, Ciod ! me poor innocent boy,” cried Mrs. 
Sweeny, “ him that’s never done anything but 



ANGELS AND INNOCENTS 237 

milk your ladyship’s cows, and go to Mass on 
Sundays, and help his poor old mother.” 

I tried in vain to console her, 

" They’ll shoot him for sure, the bloody mur- 
therers,” she wailed ; “ the Black and Tans were 
gintlemm compared to the likes of them.” 

“ Angels they were,” exclaimed Mrs. Moynihan. 
“ Never once did a Tan come near me house or 
even look at one of me boys ; while last night 
didn’t hundreds of them blashted Free Stagers break 
in and bring away me poor innocent Dan that 
never did a thing to anybody in all his life, and 
didn’t they steal his rifle and all his bullets into 
the bargain ? ” 

“ Then he had a rifle ? ” I remarked. 

“ Of course he had a rifle,” said Mrs. Moynihan. 
“ Sure all the boys around have them, but never 
once did he fire it, not even in all the fighting 
he’d been in ; the quietest boy in the world is 
Dan, and never one to kill or murther.” 

“ A bit of the railway line they found in the field 
behind the house,” sobbed Mrs. Sweeny; “ tearing 
up the railway, they said Jerry was, him that niver 
went within a mile of it.” 

“ How did the line get into your field ? ” I 
inquired. 

“ Indeed and I couldn’t say, it must have been 
some blackguard put it there. ‘ I swear to God 
I’m innocent,’ said Jerry, and never a lie did he 
teE in his life, whisha God help us,” wiping her 
eyes in her shawl. 

“ What axe we to do about it all ? ” I asked, 
when finally their sobs and laments showed signs 
of abatii^. 

“ If your ladyship will go to town and see the 
Gineral Commanding,” suggested Mrs. Moynihan, 
“ a word from yourself would get them off.” 



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238 

“ I don’t think it would have any effect,” I 
replied. “ I don’t know the General, and this 
army isn’t like the British Army.” 

“ Ah, sure, that was the fine army,” excleiimed 
Mrs. Sweeny, “ and all the Ginerals in it brothers 
and cousins to your ladyship, and the Captains 
and the Colonels that’d be staying here in the 
house, the innocent crayturs, fishing in the river 
and going off with their sticks in the motor-car to 
the golf Hnks, with no thought of war or murther 
in their hearts.” 

“ Let Erin remember the days of old,” I 
suggested. 

“ Ah ! thim were the grand days,” lamented 
Mrs. Moynihan. 

It was five miles to the town, and every motor 
and horse and trap having been long ago removed 
by the Republicans, I had to cover the distance on 
foot. 

“ I want to see Brigadier-General Malone,” I 
said to the sentry posted outside the hall, the 
windows of which were protected with sandbags 
and library books, for which so different a destiny 
had been anticipated by the late Mr. Carnegie, to 
whose munificence the erection of the building had 
been originally due. 

“ Tom,” shouted the sentry, “ find the Brig. 
There’s a party wants to see him.” 

There are few things I resent more than being 
alluded to as “ a party ” ; but the five-mile walk 
had broken my spirit and I collapsed meekly on 
a bench in an otherwise empty room, while a dili- 
gent search was made for the “ Brig.,” into whose 
presence I was eventually conducted. He was a 
tall, hatchet-feiced youth, with a war-worn ex- 
pression ; bul^ unlike my visitor of the previous 
evening, his accent was of the South ajid his manner 



THE COWS WAIT 


239 

sympathetic. Seating myself in the chair he offered 
me, I stated my mission. 

“ All of the men you mention were examined 
this morning,” he replied ; “ their explanations 
were extremely unsatisfactory. We have reliable 
information that Sweeny is responsible for a great 
deal of the damage done to the railway line, a 
portion of which was found in his field, while 
arms and mumtions were found under Moynihan’s 
bed.” 

“ I don’t mind so much about Moynihan and 
the others,” I said. “ I can do without gardeners 
for a day or two, but you really must let out Jere- 
miah Sweeny. I have three cows waiting to be 
milked. You have taken not only all my men, 
but every available one in the neighborhood. 
The cows must have someone to look after them.” 

“ Sweeny has a bad record.” 

“ There are others with worse.” 

“We must put a stop to this sort of thing.” 

“ When I tell you that a motor and four bicycles 
have been stolen from my house, that several of 
my trees have been cut down, and all my apples 
and onions taken, that I have been raided seven 
times and have had armed men coming for meals 
to my house for months, you will perhaps under- 
stand that I am even more anxious than you to 
bring this business to an end. But it won’t help 
matters in the least if, in addition to my other 
losses, my three cows are dead by to-morrow.” 

As Brigadiers go, he was of a type previously 
unknown to me. But he was Irish — in other 
words, he was human. 

My journey home on a horse-car, with Jerry 
seated triumphantly on the other side, was in the 
nature of a Royal progress. 

The Sweaay family, I gathered, were dedicating 



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240 

what remained of their existence on earth to prayer 
and intercession to heaven on my behalf. 

Mrs. Moynihan, on the other hand, regarded me 
coldly when I passed her on the road. Every day 
she went to watch Dan through the railings, peeling 
potatoes for his captors’ dinner, inside the barbed- 
wire entanglements surrounding the Carnegie Hall. 



CHAPTER XXII 


COLLAPSE OF THE CIVIL WAR — COOKS AND THE FREE 
STATE ARMY 

A t last, in 1923, the Civil War petered out. 

The Irregulars, vanquished and disheart- 
ened, acting unconsciously on Bridget’s suggestion, 
“ got sense and went home.” 

Unfortunately Bridget hereelf did likewise. I 
think she found life in Kerry too dull when the 
raids came to an end. Like all Irish maids, she 
was a Republican at heart, being firmly convinced 
that once Ireland became independent the position 
of mistress and servant would be reversed : I 
would be doing the cooking while she reclined on 
the drawing-room sofa with a cigarette in her 
mouth and her hand on the bell, the customary 
attitude, she imagined, of all employers, including 
myself. 

“ The rich will be poor and the poor will be 
rich,” she was fond of asserting, which was as far 
as she had got in the principles of Marxian economics. 

Meanwhile I hunted distractedly for a cook. I 
heard of a marvellous one who had been in America 
and who had been engaged by a Killamey hotel 
for the previous tourist season. Unfortunately 
the fighting had frightened the tourists away and 
the hotel had closed down. The cook was staying 
with relatives in the town and was looking for a 
job. Nobody, however, least of all myself could 
afford to pay her the wages she was asking. 



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Eventually she went to the Barracks in Tralee, 
which the Free State Army had taken over from 
the British. As it was a new army with no tra- 
ditions, the officers, originally recruited from the 
small farmer and shopkeeping class, and who had 
mostly risen from the ranks, had had no opportunity 
of acquiring the manners and customs of polite 
society. But some of them at any rate were 
anxious to adopt them. 

“ Things are a bit rough in this mess,” the 
President said one day to the Commandant; “I 
think we ought to have serviettes for dinner.” 

“ Anything for a change,” said the Commandant, 
who thought “ serviettes ” was a new dish ; “ I’m 
sick to death myself of pig’s head and cabbage.” 

With the advent of the American cook the Mess 
felt it was moving in the right direction, and as, 
previous to going to America, she had had experi- 
ence with the British Army both in Cork and 
Fermoy, the President looked to her for guidance. 

On teiking up her duties she was horrified to find 
that the officers were in the habit of having an 
enormous dinner at 3 p.m., followed by “ high tea ” 
in the evening. She explained to the Mess Presi- 
dent that a light Itmch at 1.30, tea at 5 p.m. and 
dinner at 8 p.m. was the usual procedure, not 
only in armies but in “ the best circles ” in society. 
Reluctantly the officers fell in with the prescribed 
schedule. The day after her arrival, as she was 
preparing to send up the lunch at 1.30 as agreed 
upon, the Commandant sent down for his break- 
fast. Indignantly she sent a message by the orderly 
saying she could not possibly attend to his breakfast 
as she was getting the officers’ lunch ready. Where- 
upon the Commandant burst into the kitchen in 
his pyjamas and, pointing a revolver at her head, 
asked was she going to get his breakfast or was she 



COOKS 2^2 

not? Abandoning the lunch, she hastily began 
frying eggs and bacon. 

At five o’clock, having sent up tea, she was 
about to partake of her own when a message came 
down that the officers were “ roaring for pork 
chops with their tea ” ; whereupon she put on 
her hat and, seizing her suitcase, marched into the 
messroom ; and after informing the astonished 
officers that “ no army in the world had pork 
chops with its tea,” walked out of the barracks. 

Of the many appHcations I received from cooks, 
most were evasive on the subject of their cooking. 
What references they enclosed were generally 
from parish priests to the effect that they were 
regular and zealous in the performance of their 
religious duties — ^which, however helpful it might 
prove in the next world, would, I felt, be of little 
help in the mixing of sauces or the giilling of cut- 
lets in this one. One suggested I should send her 
my photograph before she decided whether she 
would accept my situation or not, and another, 
whose persistent application I had already twice 
refused, sent me the following letter : 

“ Dear Lady Gordon, 

“ I have your letter. I am sorry I did not suit. 
Some said I was not grand enough to please you. 
I don’t be well always to be shure you heard. I 
wish people would stop telling tales of me. All 
the world have throuble — Lady Gordon I was one 
year where there was 400 men of Honor the 
barracks at BallincoUig one of them said Mary 

0 Sullivan if you want to get married you will get 
your choice of four himdred men Thanks be to 
the Queen of Heaven I said it is a great word. 
Lady Gordon the year of the pilgrimage to Lourdes 

1 got better I have seen wonders. I am sure you 



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244 

will believe me I am praying a good deal to the 
Queen of the most holy Rosary to make me well 
With love from Mary O’Sullivan to dear Lady 
Gordon.” 

In the end I engaged a cook who came from 
Cork, where she had been for three years with a 
General, whom she described as “ a fright.” “ He 
was great on French dishes, pill of chicken dyed 
saffron and the like, and if they weren’t right he’d 
roar at you,” she explained. 

Judging by the pilaff de volatile which I subse- 
quently traced in the cookery book as the origin 
of the “ piU of chicken dyed saffron,” and which 
she served to us one night, the General must have 
done a “ power, of roaring ” in the three years of 
her occupancy of his kitchen in Cork. Yet he sent 
her out into the world with a “ character ” which 
would have led me to suppose that I was engaging 
a member of the Escoffier family, if I had not been 
well versed in “ references ” from Cork, where I 
imagine the inhabitants have unusually athletic 
digestions, judging by their taste in cooking. As 
she was the first I had heard of who wasn’t mad and 
who at any rate understood the elementary prin- 
ciples of her profession, I decided to keep her. She 
had an original mind and the latent instincts of 
an artist revealed themselves one day when I was 
ordering dinner for some expected guests. 

“ Is there gintlemen coming ? ” she inquired, 
“ because I couldn’t put me heart into a savoury 
for ladies.” 

On one occasion I sent a cook to Cork — a Kerry 
girl whom I had vainly tried to train in my own 
house. Apparently she had a great success, for 
when, a year or two later, she returned on a 
holiday, she came to see me. 



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245 

“ Do you remember them cheese balls you used 
to say, my lady, were like lumps of lead ? ” she 
asked. 

I remembered them only too clearly. 

“ Well then,” she remarked triumphantly, 
“ they’re cracked about them in Cork ; whenever 
there is company to dinner, ‘ Mary,’ says the 
mistress, ‘ make us some of your delicious cheese 
balls ! ’ ” 

There is one thing to be said in favour of cooks 
from Cork — they keep one thin and save one doing 
cures. People who live in the South of Ireland 
never have to go to Carlsbad or Kissingen for the 
sake of their figures. A visit to Mrs. Magrath’s 
registry office has the same effect, keeping them to 
the end of their days wiry and brisk, in spite of 
the tremendous teas they are bound to indulge in 
to make up for the culinary deficiencies of lunch 
and dinner. 

Undoubtedly the root of our domestic difficulties 
in Ireland lies in the fact that nobody really wants 
to learn anything. Girls can seldom be induced 
to train as kitchenmaids ; they always want to 
begin at the top and not at the bottom of their 
profession. Cooking, instead of being an art, is 
looked upon merely as a tiresome method of earn- 
ing enough money to pay for a passage to America. 
Nobody is in the least interested in it. After 
Uving for over three hundred years on potatoes, 
the Irish are only aware of one way of cooking 
them and are not always successful with that. 
That you should require any variety in your food 
is looked upon as eccentricity on the part of the 
“ gentry,” while your ideas on cleanliness and tidi- 
ness are generally designated as “ notions,” as I 
discovered in the case of Hannah Maria, whom I 
engaged as a between-maid soon after the arrival 



246 THE WINDS OF TIME 

of the new cook, and who was described by her 
mother as “ rough but hardy, a regular mountain 
galloper.” 

The description was appropriate. Before break- 
fast she galloped round the back premises. From 
ten till twelve she galloped round the bedrooms. 
After an hour of deafening trampling overhead, I 
went upstairs on the morning of her arrival, and 
told her it was neither necessary nor advisable to 
do the bedroom grates in heavy and nailed boots. 
The next morning she rose out of the ashes in the 
grate in a pair of high-heeled, white canvas shoes. 
Again I expressed my disapproval. She looked 
surprised, but being obviously anxious to please 
me, when I next met her on a wild stampede down 
the passage I observed that the white shoes had 
been partially black-leaded and now presented a 
mottled surface suggestive of much-used blotting 
paper. 

To my comments on their distressing appear- 
ance, I added some further criticism on the safety- 
pins by which her skirt was held together at her 
waist. 

“ Sure I have no hips to hang it on,” she re- 
marked. 

I endeavoured to explain to her the system of 
hooks and eyes, by which skirts are usually made 
to adhere to even the flattest of figures. 

“ Such notions as her ladyship have, to be sure,” 
I heard her exclaiming to the housemaid as I 
passed down the passage ; “ she must have got 
them living in England.” 



CHAPTER XXIII 


DE VALERA — ^A WORLD TOtTR — CEYLON — ^HONG-KONG 
—JAPAN — ^VANCOUVER ISLAND — ^THE ROCKIES — 
THE C.P.R. 

T he way the Bail (Irish Parliament) got down 
to work, and the success with which it 
grappled with the problems confronting it, must 
have astonished the Unionists, who had always 
proclaimed that the Irish were not fit to govern 
themselves. No more Herculean task ever devolved 
upon an untried and inexperienced group of legis- 
lators than that of cleaning up the mess caused 
by the Civil War. If, in the matter of the exe- 
cution of the Irregular leaders such as Rory 
O’Connor and Mellowes, as well as some of the 
rank and file, they displayed the same severity 
which they had resented in the British, on the 
other hand they showed considerable moderation 
under serious provocation and were never deterred 
by craven fears of impopularity from facing their 
obligations and responsibilities. 

In the face of the misconceptions and the con- 
fusion of ideals which prevailed in the Civil War, 
when brother often actually fought against brother 
and all Ireland was divided against itself, it must 
be remembered that the issue at stake was not 
so much, as people usually imagined, the Treaty 
versus a Republic, but the question as to whether 
any ordered or settled Government was going to 
be at aU possible in Ireland. The defeat of the 

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Irregulars was not a defeat for the Republic, which 
remains to this day the ideal of a large proportion 
of the people. The Treaty having been ratified 
in 1922 by a majority of seven in the Bail, the 
Irish people had expressed their willingness to 
accept it (if only as a temporary expedient). For 
the subsequent substitution of the bullet for the 
ballot Mr. de Valera was largely responsible. Re- 
fusing to acknowledge the fact that, constitutionally, 
he had been beaten, he proceeded to plunge Ireland 
in aU the horrors of bloodshed rather than accept 
the verdict of the polls. 

In any country but Ireland de Valera would 
be incredible. The secret of his original success 
was largely due to his position as Professor of 
Mathematics at Blackrock College. Uneducated 
Ireland is always impressed with “ learning ” and, 
although in no way intellectual, he possesses a 
magnetic attraction for young men. Practically 
unknown in Ireland outside Gaelic League circles, 
he did not come into the limelight until after the 
Easter Week rebellion. Acclaimed in 1917 as the 
leader of the extreme Republicans, he has since 
devoted his amazing gifts of rhetoric and persuasion 
to devdoping all the slumbering passions of his 
coimtrymen against England and against each 
other. Just as it is not love of God but hatred of 
the Pope which unites in a solid front aU the 
Orangemen of the North, so, in the South, ani- 
mosity to England and to each other is the binding 
factor in Irish politics under his guidance. En- 
couraging if he did not instigate the Civil War, 
which was as unnecessary as it was cruel and 
disastrous, he has invariably put Party before 
Coimtry and used his influence against conciliation 
and compromise. He no more wanted a settlement 
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249 

economic war to-day. A fanatic possessed of the 
one idea of making Ireland politically and eco- 
nomically independent of England, he has always 
preferred to sacrifice the welfare of the country 
and of everybody in it to calling a halt in the ruth- 
less pursuit of his goal. Hopeless as a statesman, 
he is an astute and skilful politician. And un- 
fortunately he can argue the head off anybody. 

He 

There being no longer any necessity to remain 
at home and “ hold the postern gate ” against the 
enemy, I let Ard-na-sidhe in November 1925 and 
went round the world, starting with a couple of 
months in Ceylon, where I stayed with my cousins, 
the Hugh Englands. Hugh was in command of 
the Colombo, one of those “ ram you, damn you ” 
first-class cruisers which are the pride of the Navy ; 
and after a delightful Christmas at the famous 
Galle Face Hotel we went up to Diyatalawa, the 
Naval camp, where he had the Admiral’s bimgalow. 
It was wonderfully situated, surroimded by moun- 
tains, and the climate was perfect. There was a 
good golf course which, to an indifferent player 
like myself, presented alarming features in the shape 
of snakes in the long grass and leeches in the ditches, 
which should have had the effect of making one 
drive a straight ball. Unfortunately I “ sliced ” 
and “ pulled ” as usual, but infinitely preferred 
losing the ball and the hole, as I usually did, to 
following it in its perilous flights out of bounds. 

From Diyatalawa we all went up to Nuwara 
Eliya to stay with the popular G.O.C., Ccflonel 
Higginson (of the Dublins), and his charming wife, 
and from there I went to Irish friends, the Malcohn- 
sons, who had a large tea estate at Dolosbage, and 
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to the ruined city of Anuradapura, to Polanuruwa 
and the tanks, as the huge artificial lakes several 
miles long are called, to the astonishing rock of 
Sigiri, through the jungle and up mountains on 
terrifying zigzag roads looking down from dizzy 
heights on to great distances of rolling country, with 
lesser peaks and crags rising out of the blue mist. 

If anything more lovely than Ceylon exists on 
this earth I have never met it or heard of it ; while 
as to the flowers — ^well, one of the advantages of 
travelling is that on dismal days of leaden skies 
at home one has only to shut one’s eyes to behold 
again in vision the dazzling glory of cannas and 
hibiscus, of poinsettas and bignonias, to recall the 
tropical splendour of the Peradeniya Gardens, to 
smell again the fragrant perfume of the frangipani 
at the Temple gates of Kandy. 

Early in March, another cousin, Noel Power 
(now Mrs. Windeyer), joined me, and we pushed 
off to China with every intention of getting to 
Peking, a journey which, however, we did not 
succeed in accomplishing, owing to the inevitable 
Chinese war being in progress. Actual fighting 
I don’t think would have prevented us at any rate 
from making the attempt, but, at the time, the 
tearing up of the railway lines seemed to have 
been the chief occupation of the rival factions — 
and this was a form of warfare with which we were 
already too painfiiUy familiar to feel like sampling 
it again in an unknown country and under con- 
ditions fraught with considerably more alarming 
perils than we were accustomed to in Ireland. 

So we stayed in Hong-Kong for a fortnight 
while awaiting a ship to Japan. We might as 
well have been in Portsmouth Harbour, which, 
indeed, in a fog, it greatly resembled. It looked 
its best from the sea as we were leaving it, But 



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at any rate it was better than Shanghai, where we 
fortunately were only obliged to put in twelve 
hours. 

Japan, on the other hand, was entrancing. 
People said it was spoilt and that one should have 
seen it twenty years before. To me it could never 
have been more fascinating. The month we spent 
there was one unceasing thrill. The delightful 
little women klop-klopping in their wooden sandals 
down the streets, their gaily coloured paper 
umbrellas making of a wet day something cheerful 
and romantic, had all the elfish charm of Fairyland. 
In Kyoto one felt not only back in a vanished 
age but on another planet, so completely did it 
differ from that on which one habitually moved 
and dwelt. The temples, unlike the churches and 
cathedrals of Europe, shut in among noisy streets 
full of clanging trams and hooting cars and ceaseless 
traflBic, are set on lovely hill-sides or in sheltered 
nooks, approached by broad flights of steps. Sur- 
rounded by stately courts and shady gardens, with 
stone and bronze lanterns, blossoming plum- and 
cherry-trees, with lovely views of distant moun- 
tains,- they breathe peace and repose and an 
alluring simplicity which almost made me feel like 
embracing the Shinto faith as, seated one day near 
a shrine, I watched a Japanese family approach to 
pay their morning homage to the Sun <^d. Up 
the little hiU they pattered, the father in his black 
kimono, the mother in a piuple one, her gaily 
clad baby strapped to her back. Arrived at the 
Shrine, the faAer rang a bell (to fidghten away 
the evil spirits), clapped his hands (to attract the 
attention of the God), uttered his simple greeting, 
“Hail to Thee this day, August One,” put a 
copper into a collection box the size of dustbin, and 
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But perhaps there are more complications in the 
ritual than appeared that lovely spring morning 
in Kyoto, and the less picturesque rites of the 
Church of Ireland may after all be preferable to a 
cult including, in addition to the worship of the 
sun (which comes more or less naturally to anyone 
like myself living in a rain-sodden country), the 
worshipping of one’s usually impossible ancestors. 
At any rate I do not feel sufficiently indebted to 
mine to undertake providing their spirits daily with 
rice pudding and whisky — the nearest equivalent 
in Ireland to the regulation fare prescribed for 
them in Japan — although as a matter of fact they 
would be more than welcome to derive what 
ghostly comfort they could from my own share of 
these, to me, equally distasteful articles of diet. 

After the restrained and austere beauty of the 
Kyoto temples, with the delightfiil upward-curving 
tilt of their roofs, the barbaric, lacquered splen- 
dour of those at Nikko was bewildering. Without 
apparent architecture, they seemed to consist of 
ornament piled upon ornament. Anywhere else 
but in their marvellous environment of mountain 
and gigantic cryptomeiia their extravagance would 
have seemed mere decoration gone mad. As it 
was, one accepted them, rather dizzily, as char- 
acteristic of the artificiality of a country one could 
never hope to understand. 

Japan is supposed to be the land of flowers, but, 
strangely enough, there are practically no wild 
ones, and we were too early for the irises, the lilies 
and the lotuses of which one had heard and read 
so much. The moimtains are unusually bare of 
vegetation, which, however, is not surprising, as 
they seem to be always falling down. At Miyano- 
shita we saw one, the lower slopes of which had been 
heavily cemented, presumably to keep it up on 



THE ship’s gardener 253 

end ; while out of another, which we ascended in 
carrying-chairs, sulphur and steam poured from 
cracks and fissures all aroxmd. We only came in 
for one earthquake and that was not a serious one. 
We were in a theatre in Tokio and were too thrilled 
by the performance to pay much attention to it. 
A long residence in Ireland has a steadying effect 
on the nerves. Familiarity with battle, murder 
and sudden death leaves one comparatively calm 
in the face of mere upheavals on the part of Nature. 

Twelve hideous boring days (owing to’ the differ- 
ence in time there were two Thursdays in one 
week) we spent on a grey and heaving ocean 
ironically called Pacific instead of Horrific, which 
would have been far more suitable, on our way 
from Yokohama to Vancouver Island. The Em- 
press of Australia on which we made the voyage 
had been originally built for the Kaiser to tour in 
round the world he proposed to conquer. She 
was top heavy and rolled even on the few occasions 
when there was no apparent necessity for her to 
do so. And she was of such vast proportions that 
one day a bewildered passenger, hopelessly lost 
in the mazes of the Tudor Library, the Empire 
boudoir, the Louis-Seize drawing-room, the 
Georgian lounge, was heard to ask a passing 
steward if he could tell her “ the way to the sea.” 

Another story of the same liner which amused 
me was of the Captain who one day stumbled upon 
an individual in a new and strange uniform. 

“ Who the hell are you ? ” he inquired, in the 
affable style employed by sea captains in a hurry. 

“ Please, sir, I’m the ship’s gardener,” was the 
disconcerting reply. 

In spite of the xmpleasantness of the weather 
I was not actually ill, but one day I felt like it. 
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“ I think I’m going to be sick,” I said to the 
stewardess, who looked horrorstruck at my remark. 

“ I will tell the steward,” she replied haughtily. 

“ I think I am going to be sick,” I said to the 
latter when he arrived on the scene ; “ please bring 
me a basin.” 

The steward looked even more astonished. 

“ I will tell the under-steward,” he remarked, 
withdrawing hastily. 

“ Please bring me a basin,” I said to the under- 
steward who, after a long interval, put his head 
through the door. 

“ Oh,” he exclaimed, “ I will tell the cabin- 
boy ! ” 

By the time the latter arrived, with a cardboard 
box tied up with pink ribbon, I had recovered, 
but the episode left me with the feeling that I 
had been guilty of some strange lapse; that on 
an “ Empress ” liner people were not sick — or if 
they were, they did not mention the fact to any- 
body of higher rank than a cabin-boy. I was 
glad to think I had not told the Captain, or the 
“ Master at Arms,” as the policeman is called, 
who lurks at night in the shadowy gangways ready 
to pounce .on suspected thieves or lovers stealing 
into cabins other than their own. 

Apart from this curious tendency to look upon 
sea-sickness as an unexpected and unnatural pro- 
ceeding on an “ Empress ” liner, I have noting 
but admiration to record of the C.P.R. “ There 
are three perfect organizations in the world,” as a 
fellow-passenger remarked, “ the Roman Catholic 
Church, the Standard Oil Company ” (in which 
I imagine he was personally interested) “ and the 
Canadian Pacific' Railway.” I agreed enthusi- 
astically with him. Nothing could have exceeded 
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255 

comfort, or the courtesy of the charming young 
men who, at every port, were awaiting one’s arrival 
or departure. 

Somewhere on our journey — I think it was at 
Yokohama — I presented an official with half a 
dollar and a superfluous trunk. Months after- 
wards I found it in my cabin on board another 
“ Empress ” liner at Quebec. When I expressed 
my astonishment to the baggage officer, he said, 
“ Why, whatever happens to luggage in your 
country ? ” 

“ In Ireland,” I replied, “ unless you get out at 
every change and look after it yourself, in all prob- 
ability you will never see it again,” and told him 
the story of the Kerry man who, travelling for the 
first time by train, got out at every station to see 
if his “ litde thrunk ” was still in the van, tmtil 
the exasperated guard at last remarked : “I wish 
to God you were an elephant and then your little 
thrunk would be attached to your person.” 

Our funds were getting low, and on landing at 
Victoria we went to a small hotel instead of to the 
luxurious C.P.R. one. On the back of my bed- 
room door was a notice saying, “ Dancing, singing 
and laughing not allowed. Visitors of the opposite 
sex strictly prohibited.” 

At dinner, when we asked for a bottle of Bur- 
gimdy, we were told that if we wanted drink of 
any description we would have to go into the town 
and get a permit costing two dollars, after which 
we could procxire anything we required, but we 
would have to partake of it (presumably silently 
and alone) in our bedrooms, as drinking in public 
was strictly verboten. Under the circumstances we 
abandoned any idea of twining the vine leaves in 
our hair. 

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256 THE WINDS OF TIME 

of prohibition, was like Ireland on a larger and 
more beautiful scale. The golden broom stretch- 
ing for miles round Victoria against the blue sea 
and snow-capped mountains was an unforgettable 
sight. The “ Butchart ” rock garden was a 
dream, and Maple Bay, where we stayed in a de- 
lightful hotel, was, I felt, the only place I could 
ever settle in if driven out of Ireland. But the 
poverty in which people lived, and the unceasing 
struggle for life, was distressing. “ What an extra- 
ordinary number of garages there are here,” I 
remarked to an inhabitant, pointing to innumerable 
little wooden huts with tin roofs dotted about in 
clearings of the forest. 

“ Garages ! ” he exclaimed. “ Those are Aouses ! ” 

Work, one heard, was unobtainable, except in 
domestic service, and even that was scarce, as few 
of the residents kept servants of any description, 
while most of them, one gathered, lived by taking 
in each other’s washing. 

We came home through the Rockies, which I 
found terrifying in their immensity, spending a few 
days at Banff and visiting the world-famous Lake 
Louise, the beauty of which, to me, was somewhat 
marred by a nine-storeyed hotel on an asphzilted 
shore. This, however, was what appealed most 
to our fellow-tourists, who spent the limited time 
at our disposal under its roof, while Noel and I 
climbed the wooded slopes above the tiny lake, 
which was of the most exquisite and indescribable 
shade of blue and which lay tike a jewel in its 
wondrous setting of mountain and glacier. Neither 
sapphire blue nor jade green or any other des- 
scription I have ever read can convey any idea 
of the colour of tbe lakes and rivers of Canada, 
the beauty of which can no more be put into 
words than it can ever be forgotten by anybody 



IMPERISHABLE IMPRESSIONS 257 

who has once looked into their alluring ice-clear 
depths. 

Overwhelmed with the stupendous grandeur of 
the scenery through which we passed, I sat in the 
motor-coach on our return journey, speechless and 
almost diz2y with wonder and admiration. 

“ You bet it’s dandy” said an American seated 
beside me, looking suddenly up from the book in 
which he had been absorbed throughout the ex- 
pedition, throwing a casual glance at the snow- 
capped mountains rising to incredible heights 
above the rushing waters of the incomparable Bow 
River Valley. 

We travelled as tourists and, as such, saw nothing 
of the real life of the people in any of the countries 
we visited. Our impressions were therefore super- 
ficial and possibly valueless. Two, however, apart 
from the scenery, remain in my memory : the 
greatness of the British Empire, whose flag was 
proudly waving in almost every port, and the 
previously imreaiized preponderance of salt water 
compared to land in this otherwise delectable 
world of ours. 



CHAPTER XXIV 


A SAD FAREWELL — ^LISMORE — ^A MEET 

O N my return from my travels I found Ireland 
on top of the wave. People who had fled 
the country were returning. Compensation was 
being paid not only by the British Government 
for damage done under the Black and Tan rigime, 
but by the Free State for that caused by the Irregu- 
lars. Out of the ashes of their former homes new 
ones were arising, not so large but more convenient 
and up to date. Ex-Unionists who had not been 
burnt out were slightly envious. 

Compared with other coxmties Kerry had not 
fared so badly. No conditions had accompanied 
the British compensation, but under the Free State 
the money had to be spent rebuilding in Ireland. 
All the damaged bridges and roads had been 
restored. Money was plentiful and life was normal 
once more. Colossal schemes in the shape of 
Casinos and mammoth Hotels, fathered by Lord 
Castlerosse and Mr. Harrington, a wealthy Ameri- 
can who had settled near KiUarney, were in the 
air. A syndicate of millionaires arrived on the 
scene from New York and were rushed over Kerry. 
Polo grounds, golf courses, country clubs with 
swimming-pools and squash-racket courts were 
indicated with a wave of the hand ; while a stag 
hxmt by moonlight was staged for their benefit 
the night before they left, intoxicated and enrap- 
tured with the possibilities of the new Kerry. The 

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259 

fact that they were never seen or heard of again 
in no way damped the enthusiasm of the promoters 
of these fantastic schemes, who still live in hope 
of the ultimate Americanization of the last spot 
on earth suited to an experiment of the kind. 

More promising were the Englishmen who, 
attracted by the lowness of our Income Tax, were 
fluttering round in search of bargains in the way 
of houses with Ashing and shooting, one of whom 
became the fortunate owner of Ard-na-sidhe. 
Parting with it took an ever-increasing financial 
strain off my mind, but it left a hole in my heart 
which has never been filled. . . . 

I have never gone back ; but sometimes, on 
summer evenings, my spirit returns to the Wonder- 
land of Kerry, wandering round the gardens I 
made and loved, listening to the wind sighing in 
the tall fir-trees, to the lake water lapping against 
the rocks beneath the terrace wall, seeing in the 
misty twilight Isles of Joy and Isles of Song dimly 
outlined in the Western sea, murmuring in my 
dream the farewell of the Tuatha-de-danaan, when 
Nuada, the last of their chieftains, said to the con- 
quering Milesian : “ We give you Ireland, but 
since our hands have fashioned it we will not 
utterly leave the country. We will be in the white 
mist that clings to the motmtains ; we will be in 
the quiet that broods on the lakes ; we will be in 
the joy shout of the rivers ; we will be in the secret 
wisdom of the woods. Long after your descendants 
have forgotten us they will hear our music on sunny 
raths, and see our great white horses lift their heads 
from the mountain tarns and shake the rught dew 
from their crested manes ; in the end they will know 
that all the beauty in the world comes back to us 
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Lismore, where I set up house on leaving Kerry, 
is in the County Waterford, but it never seems 
to me to be in Ireland. The River Blackwater 
which flows beneath my house comes, it is true, 
from Kerry, but as it winds its way out towards 
the sea it seems to acquire something of the smug- 
ness of the Thames ; as it passes under the Castle 
walls, something of the deadness of feudalism. 

Once the home of the great Earl of Cork and 
three times in the course of centuries burnt to the 
ground, Lismore Castle, architecturally disfigured 
in the early part of the nineteenth century by the 
addition of meaningless “ Noiman ” battlements 
and towers, still dominates the river above which 
it rises impressively : but the soul has gone out 
of it. 

One of the many homes of the Dukes of Devon- 
shire, it maintained for generations a certain 
tradition of feudal splendour, only to acquire in 
recent years, as the “ Lismore Estates Company,” 
a commercial aspect hitherto unknown in the reck- 
less armals of Irish landlordism One wing is let ; 
the rest is the home, at fleeting intervals, of 
Lord Charles Cavendish and his American bride, 
Adele Astaire, of dancing fame. From time to 
time the searchlight of journalism shines - fitfully 
upon it, suggesting hectic revelry within its walls. 
But that, one imagines, is only journalese ; at any 
rate, if revelry obtains within the Castle precincts, 
no soimd of it penetrates to a sadly disappointed 
neighbourhood. 

Though lacking in gaiety and vitality, Lismore 
has charm and a peacrful serenity which make it 
a restful retreat in the twilight of one’s life. If 
nobody in it at times seems quite alive, on the 
other hand nobody is wholly dead. The little 
town is clean and firiendly, the neighbours, far and 



COMPENSATIONS 261 

wide, kind and pleasant ; the woods in autumn 
are a glory of red and gold. 

In my sheltered garden, flowers flourish as 
they never did in storm-tossed Kerry. In spring 
double cherries fling their creamy whiteness against 
a sky of cloudless blue. By the river-bank masses 
of rhododendrons blaze in June and the great flat 
flowers of the purple Iris Kaempferii grow large as 
saucers, while in the autumn scarlet oaks and 
crimson maples stand out in flaming contrast to 
the greyness of the clouds. Nowhere have I heard 
birds sing so sweetly or so persistently, swans float 
majestically on the clear brown water, herons n^t 
in the tall tree-tops and stand contemplatively on 
the wall above the weir, over which the tired river 
gently falls with soothing murmurings. 

Like Abraham Cowley my wish had always 
been 

ere I descend into the grave. 

May I a small house and large garden have, 

And a few friends and many books, both true. 

Both wise and both delightfiil too ! 

The wish has been fulfilled. 

Sometimes when things go wrong, when Death 
brings sorrow and illness suffering, or when a 
trusted friend instead of being true proves uit- 
accountably false, I find consolation in books that 
never fail, in flowers that never pall, and think 
with unutterable horror of what life would be in a 
London flat or in a cottage on the side of a tarmac 
road. 

■ With the exception of the few intimates who 
really matter in one’s life I have as a rule found 
places more satisfying than people, and, while I can 
live quite happily for weeks on end without society, 
existence without a garden is to me unthinkable. 
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262 

been amazed at the names I come across of people 
I have met and known and utterly forgotten — 
whereas someone has only to mention the name of 
some place I have been to and immediately my 
brain recalls — a branch of plum blossom by a 
Japanese temple — a cypress against a snow-capped 
mountain under a sky of cloudless blue — a sea-gull 
dipping into a jade-green sea — a date-palm rising 
out of the tawny gold of the African desert. Always 
in my memory there is colour, and whatever hopes 
I have of heaven are all of flowers of unimaginable 
brilliance and fragrance. Meanwhile, 

The sunset is not yet, the morn is gone; 

Yet in our eyes the hght hath paled and passed ; 

But twilight shall be lovely as the dawn 

And night shall bring forgetfulness at last, 
si: 

If any readers get as far as this, they will be 
astonished to find, in a book by an Irishwoman 
about Ireland, no mention of hunting. The reason 
for this strange omission lies not so much in the 
fact that I have been writing about Kerry, one of 
the few counties (if not the only one) in which 
there is no hunting, as in the more remarkable one 
that I have not only never hunted but have never 
wanted to. But as I now live in a part of Ireland 
where people hunt (to describe it as a hunting 
centre might be misleading), I feel some allusion 
to the subject wiU be expected of me. All I can 
do, however, is to describe a meet at which I once 
played, I fear, an inglorious part. 

It was a bleak December day with drenching 
showers. We met at the house of a neighbour, 
where we partook of coffee which was hot and 
pleasant and must have been comforting to the 
members who had hacked for several miles in the 
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263 

garments in front of the drawing-room fire. In 
an interval between the showers the “ field,” 
consisting of eight women and two men, moved 
off to the covert. I followed in the car and took 
up a strategic position on the road. Drawing was 
a lengthy proceeding, during which some of the 
ladies of the Hunt produced lip-sticks and made 
up their complexions under a dripping tree. The 
rest amused themselves with local gossip and 
disparaging criticisms of each other’s mounts. 
The Master rode excitedly up and down cursing 
loudly and making rude remarks to everybody, 
regardless of their age or sex. The horses fidgeted 
restlessly in the distracting fashion of their race, 
sidling backwards down the road, standing on their 
hind legs, pawing the ground and tossing their 
heads backwards and forwards. The covert was 
on a hill on the right above the road. The field 
were out of sight on the other side of the hill, when 
suddenly, on the left of the road, at the bottom 
of a long and narrow valley, I saw a fox creeping 
stealthily along. The friend who was with me in 
the car saw it too. 

“ Shouldn’t we do something ? ” she said, 

“ Do what ? ” I asked. 

“ HuUoa or make a noise.” 

“ Why ? ” I asked. 

“ Well, they’re looking for a fox, aren’t they ? ” 

“ That is their affair, not ours,” I remarked. I 
dislike killing animals. While realizing the painful 
necessity for doing so on. occasions, I have no sym- 
pathy with the uncivilized custom of chasing them 
to death for pleasure. As for “ blooding ” children 
and digging out foxes which have gone to ground, 
such barbaric practices revolt me. A great many 
hunting women say they agree with me. But I 
observe they go on hunting just the same, excusing 



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264 

themselves with rapturous allusions to the exhilarat- 
ing effect of an autumn morning on horseback. 

“Blank as usual,” exclaimed an irate woman, 
jumping into the road almost on top of me. 
“ There never are any foxes anyway in this rotten 
place.” 

I expressed surprise and wandered down the 
road thinking, with inward satisfaction, of the poor 
innocent fox I had saved from an unpleasant and 
gory end. Leaning against a gate was an old 
countryman, his eye glued on a distant field, where 
a small object was dimly discernible sl in king in the 
direction of a spinney. 

“ That’s the rowt (route) he do always be follow- 
ing,” he remarked, pointing with his stick to the 
fox, which far from owing its life to me was appar- 
entiy more intimately acquainted than I was with 
the Hunt. 



CHAPTER XXV 


THE FUTURE — ^PATRIOTISM — ^A PRAYER 

“ A ND what of Ireland ? ” I inquired of a 

JLX. friend who knows our country well. 

“ Hopeless, but not really serious “ was his facetious 
diagnosis. 

As an example of its paradoxical accuracy I may 
draw attention to the fact that though, ever since 
the victory of the Republicans at the polls in 1932, 
as a class, we have all been poised for flight, so 
far we have not even begun to fliap our wings. 
Aware, by this time, that the only way to live in 
Ireland is with our trunks packed in the hall and a 
pantechnicon van waiting at the end of the tele- 
phone, we are at any rate prepared for any eventu- 
ality, which, on previous occasions, we were not. 
Believing, as the more realistic of us do, that 
the next move in the “ Irish question ” lies in 
complete separation from England, we await — ^not 
without misgiving — the inevitable proclamation of 
our independence. 

“ You can have your Republic and its con- 
sequences whenever you like,” Mr. Thomas is 
reported to have said to Mr. de Valera. Whether 
Ireland will survive the consequences, in the shape 
of economic isolation, remains to be seen. Things 
under it cannot be much worse than they are at 
present. Everything, as it is, is taxed, firom cows 
to coffins, from agricultural machinery to feedingr 
bottles, If anything evades the Customs under 

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one heading it becomes contraband under another. 
Asking at the chemist’s one day for a box of pills, 
and being handed a strange-looking variety, I 
requested the usual sugar-coated ones. 

“ Sugar-coated pills is confectionery and there- 
fore subject to duty,” replied the assistant. 

As one lands in the dawn at Rosslare after a 
visit to London, the harassed officials searching 
one’s luggage refer to colossal hsts of duties which 
change with bewildering frequency. “ There 
wasn’t a duty on it yesterday but there may be 
to-day,” they explain apologetically — ^while in the 
matter of books, one’s library ones are apt to be 
banned between the date of posting and delivery, 
and confiscated on arrival — all of which is “a 
great inconvenience to thravellers and readers,” 
as the Customs officer sympathetically observes. 

The ban on knowledge is boimd to react. The 
future of the world lies with countries who rule 
and who think scientifically. And in Roman 
CathoHc Ireland science is taboo. Allusions to it, 
however, are sometimes vaguely made, even in the 
pulpit, as happened in a distant Kerry parish at the 
time when Dr. Barnes was preaching in London 
on the theory of evolution. The congregation had 
incurred the wrath of the Reverend Father, who 
wound up his condemnation of their stupidity by 
remarking that “ in England there is a Bishop who 
tries to make out we are all descended from mon- 
keys, but if he had known yez it’s from asses he’d 
have said ye came.” — A. new and startling biological 
theory which might be equally aptly applied to 
other parts of Ireland. 

Not only in science but in the matter of general 
education the attitude of the Roman Catholic 
Church is distinctly retrograde. By keeping people 
^norant it hopes to preserve their faith ; by 



THE FUTURE 


267 

suppressing knowledge of the facts of life, to keep 
their morals intact. Its attitude to Birth Control 
is perhaps understandable in a country so sparsely 
populated as Ireland. Its denunciations on the 
subject are fierce and not always intelligible to 
peasant mentality. An unfortunate woman in 
Kerry, about to give birth to her thirteenth child, 
was one day bewailing her fate to me. Protestants, 
she hinted, knew of “ ways ” by which such exces- 
sive prolificness could be averted. 

Having no desire to call down on my head the 
wrath of the parish priest, who, sooner or later, 
would have been sure to hear of any suggestion I 
might make on the subject, I told her that any 
limitation of her family in the future must be a 
matter of arrangement with her husband. 

“ Sure, amn’t I tired of telling him to conthrol 
himself,” she replied. “ ‘ I can’t,’ sez he, ‘ the 
Church don’t allow me to.’ ” 

Not only in Ireland but all over the world the 
social order of centuries is being broken up. Pre- 
sumably it will be rebiiilt on entirely different 
principles. To change the structure of society 
one has, however, not only to change the institu- 
tions of a country but the character of its inhabi- 
tants. And the character of Ireland will require 
a lot of changing. Life is giim, and is likely to be 
grinuner in the future. Humour is disappearing 
and gloom is deepening. If Ireland is to have any 
future it will only be possible through hard work 
and not through the waving of flags and the 
spouting (in Irish) of empty resolutions. Whether, 
in other courHiies, patriotism is a virtue or a vice, 
in Ireland it is a deadly microbe eating its way 
into the mentality and xmderminu:^ the nwrcde 



THE WINDS OF TIME 


268 

of the population. It is the one standard by which 
everybody is judged, rewarded or condemned. 
In her frenzy to emancipate herself from the 
influences which for generations sought to anglicize 
her, Ireland appears to have parted with any 
intelligence she ever possessed, so much so that 
Irish patriotism to-day is little more than an absurd 
obsession of parochial minds, in whom any real 
love of country is lost in boastful raving or foolish 
self-sufficiency. By constantly proclaiming the 
brightness of our intellect, our ready wit, our native 
resourcefulness, we have, in process of time, come 
to consider ourselves an unusually gifted and 
intelligent race — a conclusion aU the more remark- 
able for the fact that we are, in reality, the most 
ignorant and the most ineflELcient nation in Europe. 
Industrially and agriculturally our stupidity is 
almost unbelievable. In matters of finance our 
history to-day is a mere track of ruin and bank- 
ruptcy. The ideal of service is unheard of. That 
hotels with a few exceptions are not run for their 
comfort and convenience is obvious to every 
tourist. That businesses are not opened for supply- 
ing the wants of customers is amusingly proved by 
an experience of Stephen Gwynn, who relates in 
one of his books the efforts made in a certain 
country town to obtain fish— -an almost unpro- 
curable article of diet in country districts. Having 
at last succeeded in opening a shop for the purpose, 
the promoter went away on a holiday. On his 
return, he was horrified to find the shop closed. 
Searching the town for the manager he had left 
in charge, he found him propping the wall of a 
public-house. 

" Why have you closed down ? ” he inquired. 
“ Wasn’t the shop a success ? ” 

“ Indeed an’ it was,” replied the manager. 



CONCLUSIONS 


269 

removing his pipe from his mouth; “it was the 
way people tormented me for fish. I couldn’t be 
throubled with them any more,” 

Intensely realistic by nature, the Irish have 
their sentimental moments, and in these they are 
given to thinking of themselves with pride as an 
ancient race with a glorious past, forgetting that 
the more ancient a people are, the nearer they are 
to death. Although Ireland is by no means on 
her death-bed to-day, there is a feeling of decay 
in the air. The sadness which has always hovered 
over her lovely moimtains and desolate bogs, the 
melancholy decay which lies on her dreary towns 
and dilapidated villages, is intensified a thousand- 
fold. Civilization is a product of prosperity. 
There has never been much of either in Ireland ; 
there is less than ever at the present moment. 
Mr, de Valera’s ideal, we are told, is a Christian 
Socialist state, where eveiybody will work and 
nobody will have more than 1,000 a year (inci- 
dentally the rate at which his own services to the 
State are rewarded). As a matter of fact, very 
few people in Ireland to-day have anything like 
that income, most of one’s friends and acquaint- 
ances living on overdrafts at the Bank, or on a 
system of exchange and barter with the local shop- 
keepers. 

With taxation higher than it has ever been, and 
unemployment increasing every week ; with farm- 
ing in a bankrupt condition and trade at a stand- 
still, the way is not only paved for Communism, 
the door is already open — ^and Ireland is not a 
promising field for experiments of this kind. A 
people as conservative and as self-centred as the 
Irish have always proved themselves to be are not 
likely to adapt themselves readily to conditions of 
society where nobody is for him^lf and all are for 



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270 

the State. Possibly the forces of disruption may 
be held in check for a time. All the might and 
power of the Church are directed against Com- 
munism. The danger may be exaggerated. The 
solution may be simpler dian we think. 

“All that’s wanted is a little sense,” as Dan 
remarked on a previous occasion of political 
upheaval. With some of that valuable quality 
much might yet be accomplished. Unfortunately 
it is one which is even rarer than snakes in 
Ireland. 

Nobody but a fool would attempt to make 
prophetic utterances about a country which has 
been happily described as one in which the Impos- 
sible always occurs and the Inevitable never comes 
off. We are too near to events to see them in 
their right proportion, to foretell their effect on the 
future. 

At die moment, imdoubtedly, “ things are a 
fright,” as Mrs. Daly remarked when she first 
saw an aeroplane flying over her patch of oats 
in the middle of harvesting operations. “ Even 
the reapers and the binders do be gone up into the 
sky. Lord save us ! What next ? ” 

All one can do while awaiting a solution of its 
problems is to hope for the best for one’s country, 
forgetting its unhappy past, remembering with 
gratitude the many happy years one has spent 
in it, praying with the poet of another distracted 
land 

Where the mind is without fear and the head is held high ; 
Where knowledge is free ; 

Where the world has not been broken up into fragments by 
narrow domestic walls ; 

Where Words come out from the depth of truth ; 

Where tirdess striving stretches its arms towards perfection ; 
Where the dear stream of reason has not lost its way into 
the dreary desert sand of dead habit ; 



LET MY COUNTRY AWAKEN ! 27 1 

Where the mind is led forward by thee into ever-widening 
thought and action — 

Into that heaven of freedom, my Father, let my country 
awaken. 


THE END 




INDEX 


Abbeville, 42 
Abbey Theatre, 142, 182 
Aberdeen, Marquis and Mar- 
chioness of, 91-3 
Aberdeen, Marchioness of, 162, 
163 

A. E. (George Russell), 141 
Aedh of Scelig, 66 
Agathocles, 44 
Albert Hall, 86 
Albert Memorial, 7 
Alcibiades, 44 
Allingham, Wm., 78 
America, 93, 122, 136, 243 
“ Anna Grace ” ballad, 77 
Annals of the Four Masters, 66 
Anuradapura (Ceylon), 250 
Arabian Nights, 54 
Ardfert, Dean of, 210 
Ard-na-Sidhe, 73, 97 (building 
of), 145, 230, 249, 259 
Artillery Mansions, 15, 16 
Ashbourne, Lord, 9 
Ashbourne Act, 10 
Astaire, Adfele (Lady Charles 
Cavendish), 260 
Atlantic Ocean, 64, 65 
Autun, 42 
Avignon, 40, 42 

BallincoUig, 243 
Ballyard, 64 
Ballycartie, 215 
Ballyheigue Castle, 64 
Ballykissane, 221 
Ballyseedy, 64 
Banff (North America), 256 
Banjo World, 14, 22 
Banna Strand, Kerry, 105 
Barnes, Dr. (Bishop of Birming- 
ham), 266 

Barnewall, Charles, Capt., 71, 72 
Barnewall, Mrs., 71 

W.T. 2 


Barnewall, see Gordon, Ellen 
Lady 

Barnewall, see also Trimlestown 
Battle of Festubert, 102 

— of the Four Courts, 201 

— of Rue du Bois, 1 02 

— of Somme and Marne, 1 75 

— of Ypres, 99 
Beaufort, 80 
Beauvais, 42 
Belfast, 85 
Belgium, 97 
Belgrave Square, 23 
Bennett, Sir William, 72 
Berlin, 102 

Bernards, Morrogh, the, 10 
Besant, Mrs. (Annie), 24 
Bhopal, Begum of, 58 
‘‘ Biddy Boys,” 156 
“ Big Bertha,” 189 
Bismarck, 94 
Bivona, 47 

Black and Tans, 74, 153, 154, 
155. 157. 158, 159, 180, 174, 
175, 179, 192,202, 216, 226, 
238, 258 

Blackrock College, 248 
Black Watch, the, 137 
Blackwater, river, 12, 13, 260 
Bland family, 64 
Blaskets, the, 202 
“ Blastus,” 4, 5 
Blathmhac of Scelig, 66 
Blennerhassetts, the, 64, 99, 100 
Blennerhassett, Mr., 197 
Bolshevism, 141, 159, 183 
Bombay, 51 
Boulogne, 99, 100, loi 
Bourn, Mr. (of California), 62 
Bourn, Maud, see Vincent 
Bow River Valley, 257 
Bridewell, the, 161 
Bridget Mary, see Templemore 
X T 



INDEX 


274 

Brighton, 14, 71 
Brisco, Mr., 24 
Bristol, 12 

Bronte, Duchy of, 49 
Brussels, 8 
“ Butchart ” Rock Garden, Vic- 
toria, 256 

Bute, Marquess and Marchioness 
of, 51 

Buttevant, 226 

Cahirciveen, 87, 1 73, 1 74, 222 
Calabria, 43 
Callinafercy, 3, 64 
Campbell, Lady Colin, 1 7 
Canada, 199, 257 
Canadian Pacific Railway, 254 
Caragh, 105, 117, 134, 135 
Caragh Lake, 26, 61, 75 
Carisbrooke, see Denison 
Carlsbad, 243 

“ Carlton,” Mrs., the story of, 
157-61 

Carnegie Hall, 87, 95, 238, 240 
Carrantuohill, 26, 189 
Carson, Sir Edward, 86, 88, 89 
Carson’s, Sir Edward, Covenant, 

85 

“ Carsonites,” 89, 94 
Carthage, 44 

Casement, Sir Roger, 105, 106, 
144 

Cassillis, Earl and Countess of, 5 1 
Castlerosse, Lady, see Kenmare 
Castlerosse, Lord, 258 
Cavendish, Lord Charles, 260 
Cavendish, Lord Frederick, 1 3 
Ceylon, 249, 250 
Charing Cross Road, 91 
Chepstow, 93 
CheyneWalk, 73, 141 
Childers, Erskine, 1 99 
China, 250 
Christian Science, 23 
— Scientists, 72 
“ Christy Mahon,” 1 14 
Church Army, the, 24 
Churchill, Lady Randolph, 143, 
144 

Churchill, Witiston, 143 
Chutes, the, 188 

Clancy, the Widow, see Temple- 
more 


Claridge’s, 21, 22 
Clive, Lord, 5 

Collins, Michael, 195, 222, 223 
Colombo^ 249 
Colombs, the, 64 
Communism, 270 
Conca d’Oro, 43 
Concordia, 48 
Connaught Place, 99 
Connolly, 108 
Connors, John, 80 et seq. 

Cook, an English, 1 94--5 
Cooks, Irish, 242-4 
Cork, 41, 125, 153, 191,212,216, 
223, 242, 244 (a cook from) 
Cork, the great Earl of, 260 
Cork Examiner^ 165, 193, 200, 205 
(extract from), 212 
Corleone, 45, 47 
Corrane, Lough, 66 
Countess Cathleen, 108 
Country Life, 17, 20 
Cowley, Abraham, 262 
Cromwell, another, 185 
Cromwellian descendants, 4, 1 86 
Crosbie family, 64 
Cumann-na-ndBan, 133, 165 
“ Curragh Incident,” 94 
Curtin, Jeremiah, 78 

Dail, the, 153, 198, 247, 248 
Daily Mail, 85, 220 
Daly, Mrs., 122, 123, 124, 148- 
51, 2I2-i6, 270 

Dan the gardener, see Moynihan 
Danes, the, 69 
Dante, 193 
Day, Judge, 25 
Delhi, 57 j 58, 60 
Denison, Lady Irene (Mar- 
chioness of Carisbrooke), 51 
Derryquin, 64 
Desmond, Castle, 12 
Desmond, Countess of, 12 
de Valera, E., 199, 200, 219, 220, 
248, 265, 269 
Devlin, J., 94 
Devonshire, Duke of, 13 
Devonshire, Dukes of, 260 
Dingle Bay, 3, 64, 79, 87, 113 
Disraeli, 95, 124 
Diyatalawa (Ceylon), 249 
Dolosbage (Ceylon), 249 



INDEX 275 

Dromana, ii, 12, 13 Forbeses Canteen, Lady Angela, 

Dromore, 64 100 


Dromqxiinna, 64 
Dublin, 4, 105, 107, 109, 135, 
138 et seq., 155, 157, 158, 
161, 162, 163, 182, 183, 192, 
199, 200, 202, 222, 224-6, 
229, 230 

Dublin Evenings,” 141 
‘^Dublins,” the, 104 
Dudley, Lady, nursing scheme, 
62 

Dudley’s, Lady, Hospital, 99, 100 
Dundrum, 192 

Dunraven, Earl of, 64, 99, 100, 

lOI 

Durbar, the, 50 et seq, 
Eastbourne, 72 

Easter Week Rebellion, 97, 105, 
248 

Edward, H.M. King, 22 ; coro- 
nation of, 57 ; funeral, 182 
Egmont, Lucy, Countess of, 24 
Egypt, 12, 71, 72, 73 
Eitgall, 66, 69 
Elizabeth, Queen, 12 
Emmett, 135 
Empedocles, Port of, 47 
Empress of Australia, 253 
England, 1 1, 28, 86, 95, loi, 106, 
108, 119, 137, 152, 166, 175, 
176, 184, 247 
Englands, Hugh, the, 249 
Escoffier family, 244 
Etna, 48, 49 
Euston, 142 

Farranfore, 194 

Farranfore-Gahirciveen Railway, 

Fastnet Rock, 106 
Ferguson, Sir Samuel, 77 
Fermoy, 242 

Fishguard to Rosslare boats, 
61 

Fitzgerald, Lord Edward, 135 
Fitzgeralds, the Robert, 64 
Fitzwilliam Place, Dublin, 141, 
158, 161 
Flanders, 176 
Florence, 39 
Folkestone, 72 


France, 8, 39, 42, 97, 99, 100, 
102, 182 

Franco-German War, 94 

Gaelic League, 249 

Galle Face Hotel, Ceylon, 249 

Garden-making, 34 et seq,, no, 

Garinish Island, 64 

Geddes, Sam, 91 

Germany, 8, 9, 22, 108, 124, 189 

Giraldus Cambrensis, 66 

Gngenti, 45, 46, 47, 48 

Cisco, 44 

Gladstone, Mr., 184 
Glenbeigh, 74, 173 
Glencairn Abbey, 1 3 
Glencar, 31, 32, 33, 189 
Godfrey, Sir John, 7 
Godfrey, Lady, 7 
Godfrey, Mabel, 1 1 
Godfrey, Sir William, 64 
Godfrey, Mary, 64 
Gordon, Sir Home, 13, 14, 15, 39 
Gordon, Sir Seton, of Embo, 14, 
^ 39 

Gordon, Ellen Lady, 14, 71, 72, 
219 

Gough, General Sir (Hubert), 

94 

Granville Place, 71 
Gravetye, 20 

Great Southern and Western 
Railway, 192, 194 
Greece, 47 
Greeks, 44 

Green, Mrs. J, R-, historian, 144, 

145 

Grianaig, the yacht, 99, 100, loi 
Griffith^, Arthur, 195, 222 
Gwynn, Stephen, 269 

Haldane, Professor, 169 
— — The Inequality of Man, 
168 

Hamilton, Duke and Dachas of, 

51 

Hanafin and his cows, 78 et seq. 
Hannah Maria, 246 
Hannibal, 44 
Hardinge, Lord, 53 



INDEX 


276 


Harrington^ Mr., 258 
Harrison-Hughes, see Reynolds 
Harrods, 60 
Hartington, Lord, 13 
Harvard, U.S.A., 182 
Herbert family, 62 
Herod, King, 5 

“ Hibernians, Ancient Order of,’* 

S7 

Higginson, Colonel, 249 
Highland reels, 51 
Hodson, Sir George, 64 
Hodson, Meriel, 64 
Holy Island, 1 7 
Home Rule, 184 

Act, 86 

banners, 87 

Bill promised, 89 

circles, 91 

Hong-Kong, 250 
Hood family, 64 

Horder, Morley, architect, 73, 
87. 89, 98 

House of Commons, 91, 149 
Howth, 140 

Hudson, Edward, 17, 20, 21, 42 

Hurd, Percy, 16 

Hyde Park (speeches), 86 

India, 50 et seq.^ 166 
Indian Ocean, 51, 59 
Ireland, passim 
Irish Club, the, 91 
— Republican Army (I.R.A.), 

154. 155j 156, 175. 178, 180, 
186, 196, 198, 200, 201, 210, 
21 1, 214 

Irish Times, 135, 146, 147 
Isle of Man, 118 
Italy, 39 etseq., 115, 191 
Iveragh, 87, 167 

Jammet’s- restaurant, 141 
Japan, 250-2 
Jekyll, Miss, 21 

Kaiser, the, 254 
Kandy, 250 

Kauiimann, Angelica, 4 
Kcatii^’s Histcrj of Ireland, 66 
Kemnare Bay, 63, 214 
ifcenmare, Bari of, 61, 122, 229 
Kenmarc, Countess 62 


Kensington Palace, io2 
Keogh, Sir Alfred, 100 
Kerry, 26 et seq. (building in) ; 
et seq, (society in) ; 75 et 
seq, (fairy lore of) ; 12^ et 
seq. (local customs) ; 157 

(Christmas in) ; 16$ et seq. 
(attempts at hygiene in) ; 
201, 210 et seq. (the Civil 
War in) ; 259 (the new) ; 
et passim 

Kerry, Bishop of, 221 
Kilcoleman Abbey, 64 
Kildare Street Club, 158 
Kiifane, 5, 6 

Kilkenny Hunt founded, 5 

— Private Theatre, 5 

Book of, 6 

Killaha Castle, 4 

Killarney, 4, 10, 62, 63, 80, 83, 
122, 174, 189, 198, 21 1, 2x6, 
225, 227, 230, 242, 258 

— House, 61, 62 

— Infirmary, 164 
Killorglin, 74, 95, 107, 124, 1 31, 

148, 151, 154, 163, 164, 167, 
174, 201, 219 (barracks 

blown up), 222, 229 
King, HM. the, 52, 53, 57, 58, 
200 

Kissingen, 245 
Kutch, Gulf of, 59 
Kyoto (Japan), 251, 252 

Ladies^ Field, 1 7 
Lake Louise, 257 
Lakeview, 63 
Land League, 9, ii, 91 
Leeson family, 4 
Leeson-Marshall, Grace, 8 
Leeson-Marshall, Mary, 8, see 
also Godfrey 
Leeson, Richard, 3 
Leeson, Robert, 4 
See also Marshall 
Lenglen, Mile, 215 
Lennox, Lady Algernon Gordon, 
100 

Leslie, Lady, 145 
Leslie, Shane, 145 
Levinska, Polish medium, 143 
Lewis, Sir G^rge, 105 
Licke<m, 177 



Liffey, River, 141 
Limerick, 107, 126, 171, 199 
(Mayor of), 205, 207 
Limerick Junction, 192, 225 
Lindisfarne, 17 

Lindsay, Mrs., murder of, 155 
Lismore, 6, 260 

Lismore, Archdeacon of, see 
Power, A. 

Lismore Castle, 13, 260 
“ Lismore Estates Company,’* 
261 

Listowel, 201 
Lloyd George, 89, 93, 94 
Lochlein, see O’Donohue 
Loefflers, the, loi 
Loire, Ghiteaux of, 40, 41 
Londesborough, Earl and Coun- 
tess of, 51 

London, 50, 71, 97, 99, loi, 102, 
III, 1 13, 130, 132, 141, 142, 
144, 213, 267 

— Conference, the, 194 

— Library, 42 
Louise, Lake, 256 
Lourdes, 243 
Lutyens, Sir Edwin, 17 
Lutyens, Lady Emily, 24 
Lyons, 42 

McCartie, Mr., 21 1, 212 
MacDonagh, 108 
MacDonnell’s parcel-packing 
depot, Lady, 102 
Macon, 42 

Macroom, murder of Auxiliaries 

at, 155 

MacSwiney, Mary, 200 
MacSwiney, Terence, 153 
Madonian Mountains, 48 
Magills, the, 197 
Maguire, Mis., 118, 119, 120 
Mahaffy, Professor, 183 
Maiano, 39 

Mair, George, 95, 1 41, 142 
Malahide, 140 
Malcolmsons, the, 249 
Mallow, 192, 193^ 226, 230 
Malocatha, R. M., 223 
Maloja, 50 

Malone, “Brigadier-General,” 
238 

GmrtMm, 142 


INDEX 277 

Maple Bay (Vancouver Island), 

256 

Maria the parlourmaid, 235, 237 
Marineo, 46 
Markham family, 4 
Marshall estates, 3 
Marshall family, 4 
Marshall, Markham Leeson, 5 
Mary Bridget, see Templemore 
Matania, F., 102 
Maxwell’s executions, Sir John, 
107 

Mayflower, the, 222 
Mellowes, Irregular leader, 247 
Melun, 42 

Messiah, the new, 24 
Messina, 50 
Millstreet, 227 
Milltown, Earl of, 4 
Misilmeri, 45 
Miyanoshita (Japan), 252 
Monreale, 43 
Monte Carlo, 42 
Monte Pellegrino, 43 
Morning Post, 159 
Moslems^ 52 
Mount Everest, 203 
Moynihan, Mrs., 236, 237, 238,^ 
240 

Moynihan, Dan, 109, no, 117, 
1 18, 133, 200, 202, 220, 236, 
240, 241, 271 
Muckross, 62, 63 
Munstead, 21 
Munster, 12, 66 
“Munsters,” the, 64, 102, 105 

Naples, 43 

National Volunteers, 93, 95, 

97 

Nationalist Meeting, a, 85 ei 
seq. 

~ Party, the, 89, 152 
Nawanagar, 51? 58 
Nawanagar, “ Ranji,” Jam 
Sahib of, 50 et seq. 

Nelson (Admiral), 49 
Newncs, 17, 18 
News of the World, i8 
New York, 63, 259 
Nikko (Japan), 252 
Nile V^ey, 72 
Northumberlaaad, 17 



INDEX 


278 

Norway, 1 15 

Nuwara Eliya (Ceylon), 249 

O’Brien, Pat, 87 
O’Callaghan, Mrs,, 199 
O’Connell, Lady, 225, 229 
O’Connell, Sir Morgan, 63 
O’ Conor, Rory, 247 
O’Conorites, Rory, 199 
O’Donnell, Tom, 91 
O’Donoghue of the Glen, the, 4 
O’Donohue, Daniel, King of 
Lochlein (fairy chief), 83 
Ollendorff manner, 53 
Olympia, 24 
Omar Khayydm, 48 
O’Neill, Maire, 142 
Oolagh, 1 15 
Orangemen, 249 
O’Sullivan, Mary, 244, 245 
O’Sullivan, Mr., 74 
Outlook^ The^ 16 
Ovington Square, 16, 73 

Palermo, 43, 44, 45, 46, 47, 48, 49 
— Hotel des Palmes, 46, 48 
Parnell, Charles, 10, 152, 184 
Parthenon, 47 
Pearse, 108 
Peking, 250 

Peradeniya Gardens (Ceylon), 
250 

Pigott conspiracy, 10 
Playboy of the Western Worlds 113 
Plunkett, 108 
Plunkett, Sir Horace, 162 
Polanuruwa (Ceylon), 250 
Portman Square, 71 
Portsmouth Harbour, 250 
Power, Ven. Ambrose, 5, 6 
Power, Frances, 224 
Power, Sir John, 5, 6 
Power, No 5, see Windeyer 
Power, Richard, 5 
Power, Willie, 13 
Priestley, Sir Arthur, 51 
Prizzi, 47 
Provence, 40, 47 
Puck Fair, 124 et seq, 

“ Purdah ladies,” 53 

Qpebec^ 256 

Qjiecn, H.M* the* 52, 53, 57, 58 


Queen Anne’s Gate, 1 7 
Queen’s Hall, 22 
Queenstown, 106 
Quinlan, Michael, 1 69, 1 70, 1 72 

Ragusa, Signor, 46, 48 
Raleigh, Sir Walter, 1 2 
Randazzo, 49 
“ Ranji,” see Nawanagar 
Rathgar, 141 
Rathmore, 193, 194 
Redmond, John, 86, 87, 88, 89, 

94> 95 j 99. 184 
Redmond, Mrs., 89 
Redmond, Major Willie, 1 02 
Reich, Dr. Emil, 21, 22 
Republic, the, 174, 197 (ex- 
pectations of) ; 198, 248, 

249, 266 

Reynolds, Gertrude (Mrs. Har- 
rison-Hughes), 39, 40 
Riddell, Lord, 17,18 
Robinson, William, 20, 21 
Rocky Mountains, 257 
Rome, 47 

Rosslare, 61, 193, 266 
Royal Irish Constabulary 
(R.I.C.), 10, 131, 154, 155 
Russborough, 4 

Russell, Charles, Hon., 39, 41, 
42 

Russell, George, see A. E. 

Russell of Killowen, Lord, 39 
Russia, 203 

Ryan, Major Julian, 1 02 

St. Ambrose, 168 

St. Brigid’s Eve custom, 1 57 

St. Finan the Leper, 66 

St. Gervaise, 168 

St. Michael, Church of, 66, 68 

St. Patrick, 66 

St, Protasus, 168 

St. Stephen’s Day custom, 156 

Sankey a,nd Moody hymns, 7 

Scapa Flow, 1 1 5 

“ Scariveen ” (North Wind), 109 

Scotland, 39, 1 1 5, 202 

Scott, Montagu, M.P., 71 

See Fin, 31, 115 

Segesta, 47 

— Temple of, 44 

Serpentine, the, 115 



INDEX 


279 


Seychelles Islands, 115 
Shanghai, 251 
Shea, Patsy, 171, 172 
Sicily, 42 et seq. 

Sigiri, rock of (Ceylon), 250 
Silenus, 44 

Sinn Fein, 90, 132, 137, 150, 
152. 153. i 54 > i75j176, 183, 
184 

Qub, 74, 155 

Sinn Feiners, 107, 135, 157, 

174 

Skelligs, Greater and Small, 64 et 
seq. See also Blathmac, and 
Aedh 

Slieve Mish range, 26 
Sloane Square, school of needle- 
work, 102 

Smith, Dr., History of Kerry ^ 66 
Southampton dock, 99 
— Water, 99 

Southern Unionist Alliance, 
148 

Stephen’s Green, Dublin, 140, 
144 

Stephens, James, 141, 143, 144 
Stevenson, R. L., 194 
Stokes, “ Bess,” 25 
Stuart, Harry, 13 
Stuart, Henry Viliiers, 1 1 
Stuart, Mary Viliiers, r i 
Suffragettes, 55 
Sweeny, Mrs., 236, 237, 238 
Swinburne, A. C., xi, 104 
Switzerland, 115 
Synge (J. M.), 182, 183 
Syracuse, 45, 48 


Tagore, Rabindranath, 177 
Taj Mahal Hotel, 51 
Taormina, 45, 46, 47, 48, 49, 

50 

Targa-Florio course, 48 
Templemore, “ bleeding ” statue 
at, 167-72 
Termini, 48 
Thames, the, 260 
Thomas, Mr. J. H., 265 
Thoreau, on living alone, 113 
Times y The^ 10, 204 
Tipperary, Go., 5 
Tipping, Mr. Avray, 93 


Tokio, 253 
Tone, Wolfe, 135 
Tottenham Court Road style, 
53 

Tralee, 7, 137, 214, 219 

— Barracks, 64, 244 

— Bay, 106 

Treaty, the, 199, 247, 248 
Trimlestown, Lord, 72 
Trinity College, Dublin, 182, 
183 

Tuatha-de-danaan (mythical in- 
habitants of Ireland), 75, 

259 

Tullamaine Castle, 5 


Ulster, 88, 89, 93, 228 

Valentia Island, 64, 74, 107 
Vancouver Island, 253 
Versailles, 42 
Victoria, Queen, 106, 124 
Victoria (British Columbia), 255 
Victoria Street, 16 
Viliiers Stuart, see Stuart 
Vincent, Arthur, 62 
Vincent, Maud, 62, 63 


Wade, Sir Willoughby and Lady, 
39 

Walpole, Horace, 4 
Walpole Street, 141 
Warden, Colonel, 64 
War Office, 104 
Wars of the Danes, 66 
Waterford City, 207 
Waterford, Co., 203, 260 
Waterloo, 99 
Watts Dunton, Mr., xi 
Western front, 104 
Westmorland slates, 74, 97 
Wicklow, Go., 4 

— Mountains, 140 
Wilmot, Sir Charles, 4 
Wimbome, Lord and Lady, 

93 

Windeyer, Mrs., 250, 256 
Woman Movement, 55 

— Suffrage, 23 

Women and Childers ” party, 
200 



INDEX 


200 


Women’s National Health As- 
sociation, 95, 162, 164 
“ Wren boys,” 156 
Wright, C. Hagberg, 42 
Wyndham (George), Act, 9, 
184 


Yeats, W. B., 108, 141, 14Q, igo 
183 

Yokohama, 253, 255 
Youghal, 12 

Zoo (Nawanagar), 59 


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